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trump boasts that his funeral will have much bigger turnout than Cheney's Posted by Sia on November 21, 2025, 1:52 am ADMIN Trump Boasts That His Funeral Will Have Much Bigger Turnout Than Cheney’s By Andy Borowitz - Nov 20 WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump boasted on Thursday that his funeral will draw a “much bigger crowd” than former Vice President Dick Cheney’s. “Dick Cheney, who was a loser and a terrible person, will be lucky to get a thousand people at his funeral,” Trump posted on Truth Social. “My funeral will draw MILLIONS!” Remarking that “nobody cares” about Cheney’s funeral, Trump said he expects the turnout at his funeral to set records, noting, “Every day, people say to me, ‘Sir, I can’t wait for that day to come.’” -------- LOL!!

it will be a celebratory party Posted by Trish on November 21, 2025, 5:10 pm, in reply to "trump boasts that his funeral will have much bigger turnout than Cheney's" Admin

Is satire proven true prophecy? Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 on November 21, 2025, 4:24 pm, in reply to "trump boasts that his funeral will have much bigger turnout than Cheney's" Don't say Borowitz nailed it. Jesus H. Christ! You know MAGA will take that the wrong way! Did you read the BBB makes Nursing a non-professional degree? How the "F" can he and they do that? Senator Graham half defended the felon's call for death to Congressmen for sedition, saying troops have orders and duty to disobey and not do illegal actions. Mike Johnson fully defended it. Both shoveled blame on Democrats. Clay Higgins did not shove a protester or democrat into a street today. The felon is playing golf. Just another day in pair a dice. You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony

Are you b*tching me out for my comments ? Or Posted by Sia on November 21, 2025, 4:55 pm, in reply to "Is satire proven true prophecy?" ADMIN am I missing something intended as humorous?

You missed my humor again. Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 on November 21, 2025, 5:23 pm, in reply to "Are you b*tching me out for my comments ? Or" ADMIN Somebody said the felon is like an invertebrate. He responded, "that's a dirty lie. I eats veggies on my burgers." You know that's the real reason for the fake gold decor and doo dads all over the White House walls? To hide burger splatters. You... we should see under the Oval Office Presidential Chair. Hundreds of dried, wiped boogers. Watch him sit there and pick his nose. Hand drops down subtly, then reappears on the desk. You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony

As In the cartoon 'Calvin and Hobbes' Posted by greenman on November 22, 2025, 8:01 am, in reply to "You missed my humor again. " ..and as Susie used to call Calvin, Trump is a Booger Brain. RESIST!

OMG, EWWWWWW Posted by Sia on November 21, 2025, 6:31 pm, in reply to "You missed my humor again. " And yeah, I figured that I was missing something. I still don't get it as far as the admonition to me about saying Borowitz nailed it. Of course I get the intended humor in the rest of your remarks. That's why I asked. ((o(￣ー￣o))

Satire is usually fictional Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 on November 22, 2025, 2:06 am, in reply to "OMG, EWWWWWW" ADMIN Borowitz got it exactly right, and it's the gospel truth. But mention of Jesus and nailing things might be in poor taste, especially since the base is just now beginning to separate the felon from their Savior. You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony

For once, he's dead right! Posted by greenman on November 21, 2025, 7:56 am, in reply to "trump boasts that his funeral will have much bigger turnout than Cheney's" Valued Poster We're all waiting for that joyous day... RESIST!

Hee hee! Borowitz nailed it! Posted by Sia on November 21, 2025, 8:36 am, in reply to "For once, he's dead right!" ADMIN

LOL Posted by Skye on November 21, 2025, 1:55 am, in reply to "trump boasts that his funeral will have much bigger turnout than Cheney's" Valued Poster

IKR? I LOVED the last line! ha ha ha Posted by Sia on November 21, 2025, 3:07 am, in reply to "LOL" ADMIN

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