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Dad jokes... What do you call a bear without ears? Posted by Sia on May 4, 2026, 2:53 am ADMIN B So silly... Two guesses who told me that one. LOL ---- What presidents were the greenest? The Bushes ---- What do you call it if you lose 25% of your roof? oof ---- Got any goofy Dad jokes?

A few more... Posted by Sia on May 5, 2026, 12:06 am, in reply to "Dad jokes... What do you call a bear without ears?" I was going to tell a joke about the layoffs, but sadly none of them work. Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them. Did you hear about the man that circumcised elephants? The pay wasn't great, but he always got big tips. You don't need a parachute to go sky-diving. You need one to go sky-diving twice. It's not easy being a mom. Otherwise, dads would do it.it. The guy who stole my diary went missing. My thoughts are with his family. I bought a new pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. I once submitted 10 puns to a joke competition. I really thought with that many, one was sure to be a winner. Sadly, no pun in ten did. Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance... So I pushed her over. What do you call the security guards for Samsung? Guardians of the galaxy. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed. Justice is a dish best served frozen. Otherwise, it's just water.

Someone tried to sell me a coffin today Posted by greenman on May 5, 2026, 10:39 am, in reply to "A few more... " Valued Poster I said ‘That’s the LAST thing I need!’ ba-da-BOOMP SAY ‘NO’ TO WAR! RESIST!

LOL, good one! Posted by Sia on May 5, 2026, 11:17 am, in reply to "Someone tried to sell me a coffin today" ADMIN

Somebody ripped the fifth month out of my calendar Posted by Moishe on May 4, 2026, 4:04 am, in reply to "Dad jokes... What do you call a bear without ears?" Valued Poster I was so dismayed.

Ha ha ha. I'm embarrassed to say I actually laughed out loud. Posted by Sia on May 4, 2026, 12:16 pm, in reply to "Somebody ripped the fifth month out of my calendar" ADMIN

That was pretty clever.. Posted by greenman on May 4, 2026, 2:08 pm, in reply to "Ha ha ha. I'm embarrassed to say I actually laughed out loud." Valued Poster SAY ‘NO’ TO WAR! RESIST!

Yes, it was. Unexpected which makes it perfect humor IMHO Posted by Sia on May 4, 2026, 11:17 pm, in reply to "That was pretty clever.." ADMIN

How do we get fur from the bear? Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 on May 4, 2026, 9:23 pm, in reply to "That was pretty clever.." ADMIN By running. You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony

Or down from a duck? Posted by greenman on May 5, 2026, 10:18 am, in reply to "How do we get fur from the bear?" Valued Poster From a goose, as we all know.. SAY ‘NO’ TO WAR! RESIST!

How do you get down from a duck? Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 on May 5, 2026, 5:34 pm, in reply to "Or down from a duck?" ADMIN Step off that poor bird, you filthy fat pig boy! Yer too big to ride ducks, chickens, geese, or any other water or barnyard birds! How dare you step on that poor, defenseless creature! Get down from it at once, go inside and go to your room. You are grounded until your father gets home, and when he does, so help me, yer gonna get it! You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony

**chuckle** Took me a sec until I thought about American accents Posted by Sia on May 4, 2026, 10:56 pm, in reply to "How do we get fur from the bear?" ADMIN

A cop came up to me in the street Posted by greenman on May 4, 2026, 8:51 am, in reply to "Somebody ripped the fifth month out of my calendar" ..and said ‘Sir, would you please blow into this bag?’ I said ‘What’s wrong, Officer?’ He said ‘My chips are too hot.’ - Tommy Cooper SAY ‘NO’ TO WAR! RESIST!

(smile) But officer, I wasnt drinking... Posted by Sia on May 4, 2026, 12:22 pm, in reply to "A cop came up to me in the street" ADMIN I was guzzling.

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