Izzy Weird once saw my mother and father seated at a Kaimuki soda shop. That was probably before I was born.
Izzy would have passed my home by bus and on foot when he was attending Kalani High School.
Izzy was a barefoot, cigarette smoking, juvenile delinquent with peroxided hair. He and three of his friends were arrested for detonating, "Patience", a large homemade pipe bomb.
The bomb had well over a pound of homemade black powder, the chemicals being bought at a nearby Waialae Kahala drug store. On the radio they estimated the bomb was equivalent to half of a stick of dynamite. The bomb even had an electric fuse that Izzy Weird had made.
Patience was a "science experiment", inspired by an H-bomb test (Starfish Prime) that had illuminated the night sky of Honolulu. I was almost one year old at the time of the nuke test.
No one was injured by Izzy's bomb, but what if Izzy and his friends had detonated the bomb in my crib? Izzy Weird could have prevented the second worst presidency in the history of the country. This might have also prevented Joe Biden's illegitimate presidency as well.
So, if they had done the "right thing", Izzy Weird and his friends could actually have prevented the two worst presidents this country has ever had.
"Ass why haahd"
(That's why it's hard.)
Izzy Weird
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