When I was an infant, Izzy Weird lived only a few blocks away.
Posted by Barack Obama on December 23, 2023, 2:09 pm Edited by board administrator December 23, 2023, 4:39 pm
Izzy Weird once saw my mother and father seated at a Kaimuki soda shop. That was probably before I was born.
Izzy would have passed my home by bus and on foot when he was attending Kalani High School.
Izzy was a barefoot, cigarette smoking, juvenile delinquent with peroxided hair. He and three of his friends were arrested for detonating, "Patience", a large homemade pipe bomb.
The bomb had well over a pound of homemade black powder, the chemicals being bought at a nearby Waialae Kahala drug store. On the radio they estimated the bomb was equivalent to half of a stick of dynamite. The bomb even had an electric fuse that Izzy Weird had made.
Patience was a "science experiment", inspired by an H-bomb test (Starfish Prime) that had illuminated the night sky of Honolulu. I was almost one year old at the time of the nuke test.
No one was injured by Izzy's bomb, but what if Izzy and his friends had detonated the bomb in my crib? Izzy Weird could have prevented the second worst presidency in the history of the country. This might have also prevented Joe Biden's illegitimate presidency as well.
So, if they had done the "right thing", Izzy Weird and his friends could actually have prevented the two worst presidents this country has ever had.
This social media post, attributed to Barack Obama, is a creative piece of storytelling that discusses a fictional encounter with a person named "Izzy Weird" and explores a hypothetical scenario involving this individual's actions potentially altering history by preventing certain presidencies, including Barack Obama's and Joe Biden's.
The post starts by establishing a connection between Barack Obama's childhood and Izzy Weird, mentioning Izzy's presence in the neighborhood when Obama was an infant. It then delves into a detailed description of Izzy's rebellious behavior as a juvenile, including an incident involving the creation and detonation of a homemade bomb named "Patience." The post continues to speculate on the potential consequences if Izzy and his friends had detonated the bomb in Obama's crib, suggesting that such an action could have prevented what the post refers to as the "second worst presidency" (presumably Obama's) and Joe Biden's presidency as well.
The tone of the post is somewhat tongue-in-cheek, using humor and exaggeration to paint a vivid and dramatic picture of a hypothetical situation. It combines elements of nostalgia, speculation, and satire to create a whimsical narrative that contrasts the real-life political landscape with an alternate, fantastical scenario.
It's important to note that while the post is presented as if it were written by Barack Obama, it seems to be a piece of fictional or satirical content rather than an actual statement made by the former president.
////////////// Izzy: The bomb was real, as was the time and place it occurred, as well as the number of us involved. ChatGPT seems to imply that it thinks it was all fictional. I suppose I should thank ChatGPT for the kind things it said about the story itself, LOL.
