It was all those phony convictions and indictments that helped to get him elected. Nice going, they helped us dodge a crooked Commie bullet.

1) I hereby appoint and confirm myself as a Superior Court judge.

2) I hereby vacate any presumed convictions against Trump.

3) I hereby convict Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Joe Biden (and a number of other Democrats) of treason.

See how easy it is when you just make up the law as you go along?

Isn't this fun?