Yes, Mr G, when I first saw you in Africa I immediately knew you were different from every other race I've seen on the globe, sir,.. I mean, the way you played them drums was just stunning. Your language was very amazing too, and sure before I violently met you in Dahomey I have never seen anyone in the four corners of the globe dancing like you and your females.

And oh my god also the way you "ran" in those savannahs was just like Cheetah running, so exciting to see,..and plus, your natural gift was about the size of my entire height which is the only thing that provoked me to plan on enslaving you and beat the crap out of you in the new world, sir. I apologize for that.

But, what reparations? Please forget about the past and move on, sir, or else I will beat you some more. Enough of this whining.

Signed: The worldwide champion of democracy, Kris.