(grin...what da hell just happened in my beloved France?

How could 3 guys break into the Louvre and steal some of the world's most priceless jewels IN LESS THAN 10 MINUTES?
And it happened IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!
WITH PEOPLE IN THE MUSEUM!
AND THEY ESCAPED ON MOTORCYCLES!
ALL WITHIN 10 MINUTES!
WITH GUARDS PRESENT!
AND THEY STOLE THE JEWELS & TREASURES I GAVE TO MY WIVES!
SACRE BLEU!!!!!!!!!!!

Signed: i'm suspicious! Why has Kris Columbus disappeared? Why hasn't Mr TheOne posted about this here, since that's his field of expertise?...and dammmittt, the guards had to have been North AFricans, particularly Moroccans....monsieur napolean