It is going to be hot here today but the weather forecasters last night said later this week we have cooler temperatures on the way. In other words, I'm too busy bitching about the weather to have caught the sunrise.

I was meant for tropical climates - with ocean waves, swimming pools, umbrealla drinks and cabana servers. Happy music like...don't worry, be happy. Or Every little thing is going to be alright.

I'm not clever with the words to be as humorous as you are...and I didn't stay at a "Holiday Inn Express" but I did watch the Joan Rivers special last night. Okay...giving up - cuz that was lame.