A young Airman was stopped by the Station Wattant Officer (SWO) a man in charge of ALL discipline on the base.

The Airman stood to attention (he looked rather dishevelled) and the SWO raised his pace-stick, prodding the airman in the chest with it.

"There's a piece of s**t on the end of this stick", said the SWO.

"Well", said the airman, "It's NOT on my end, Sir....."