Santa bought a Sat- Nav
And Rudolph got the sack
New technology maps the nation
Farewell to red - nosed navigation
Deliveries would be swift and sudden
Back in time for Christmas Pudden
Alas for Santa’s cunning plans
It led him into traffic jams
Up far too narrow country lanes
Cup -de -sacs and flooded drains
What the gadget clearly lacks
Is a programmed guide to chimney stacks
Rudolph was quickly re - instated
And normal service,for those who waited
The moral to this tale of woe -
Be guided by his nasal glow
Stick to old and tried tradition
To help you on your Christmas mission