Andy Burnham? Aye, he’s alright… until he starts talking policy.
Bloke’s so charming he could sell you your own coat back and you’d thank him.
Give him half a chance and he’d nationalise the pub darts “for community cohesion.”
Next thing you know, the jukebox only plays “The People’s Playlist.”
He smiles, nods, and suddenly you’ve agreed to a Greater Manchester Five‑Year Plan.
I swear he could convince a Tory to join a collective farm if he said it nicely enough.
He’s got that “mate from uni who borrowed your tools and never returned them” energy.
Talks like he’s your best pal, thinks like he’s running a 1970s state enterprise.
Dangerous combo after three pints and a bag of pork scratchings.
Lovely lad… but keep an eye on your wallet and your local council.