Price of two round-trip tickets: $840 before fees

Not too bad. Pretty good, actually.

The Fees?

US Transportation Tax: $45.80
Airport Infrastructure Fee: $39.34
Airport Authority Fee: $30.00
Airport Departure Tax: $20.00
Tourism Tax: $10.00
Customs User Fee: $7.20
Immigration User Fee: $7.00
Solidarity Tax: $6.64 [wtf?]
Passenger Civil Aviation Security Service Fee: $5.60
Passenger Facility Charge: $4.50
APHIS User Fee: $3.71

Actual costs of two tickets?

$1,199.58