AM:
• Tweet
• Gossip
Noon:
• Meet w some of your 100+ lobbyists
• Do the math on which ones provide the largest financial profits for your vote
• Research your trading portfolio gains
• Wheel n deal with your broker since you have privileged insider knowledge
• Free luncheon
Mid-day:
• Glance over the 5 minute debate speech in the Chamber that your staffers wrote
• Tweet
• Gossip
• Hair appointment
• Botox
PM:
• Meet with some more of your 100+ lobbyists
• Tweet
• Gossip
• Check your balance in your bank account
• Instruct your aides to mass-forward your campaign ad pleas to your constituents
• Lie to the Capitol press reporters
• Go on Hannity to make false promises
• Free dinner
• Return to your penthouse that taxpayers help pay for
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