How do you even walk
with balls that big?

Along those lines, the God taught me something
I’ve still not fully learned along the lines of ‘judge
not that ye be not judged… ‘ you know my ass is
getting judged.

That’s why I wear a rosary and I say the Lords
prayer and ten Our Fathers and throw five Hail
Marys with my eyes closed when I get in
the elevator each morning, to be safe.

The rabbits foot is for good luck...


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Like a dynamo, only of greater circumference.