WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Navy announced this morning that the USS Harvey Milk will be officially renamed the USS No Homo.
Christened the 'Harvey Milk' four years ago in honor of the infamous gay sexual predator, the ship's name change reflects a broader effort by military leadership to clarify that the Navy isn't actually that gay.
"Despite the uniforms, the Navy isn't just nancy boys and fairies," said Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth. "The names of our ships ought to reflect that non-gayness. It's hard enough for them already, wearing their fruity little sailor outfits, without also having their ships named after gay child molesters. Therefore, we have officially renamed the ship the 'No Homo' out of love and care for our Navy brothers. No homo."
Gay rights activists have condemned the decision, stating it is a blatant denial of the truth as the ship is obviously very gay. "Who do you think you're fooling? The ship is a literally called an 'oiler', its whole job is oiling up other ships, and it's docked in San Fran. It's a total flamer," said local activist Mikai Danielson. "Methinks Secretary Hegseth doth protest too much."
At publishing time, Secretary Hegseth had issued an order for everyone to stop calling Navy guys "seamen."
Not having served as honorably as Harvey Milk, I hold myself in restraint, if not the reserves, and only ask how you think u’d behave in a relationship with a favorite child or close relative whom you knew was gay, but not happy about it because of the abuse n the condemning judgement by society and people who fear, but I support ur right to be that way if that’s the way the God made your parents make you to be the way He made you…
Remember how some people were living in a gentile society that regarded Black people and Negroes as descended from apes and monkeys and were not intelligent or even capable of anything great?
Whoo golly. Emancipation set the course for that to be proven wrong in reality if not in the mindset of some hard-core.
That being said, I don’t mind my billionaires going to space on their dime, but I don’t like it when my president spends so much time in his own space with his big beautiful bill and too much of his silly little nonsense raving -
Have you managed to become tired of it, the spending, not the raving. I could listen to him rave for hours…or do you still find him shiny and think if you close your eyes and rub him while making a wish it’ll come true?
I’m just teasing CD, we know none of that is even close to anything that is even real in America these days
Not Reading All That B.S But Can Answer For 80% Of Americans We Could Care Less What People Do Sexually In Their Private Lives As Long As They Have The Sense To Keep It Between THEIRSELVES 🇺🇸
Along those lines, the God taught me something I’ve still not fully learned along the lines of ‘judge not that ye be not judged… ‘ you know my ass is getting judged.
That’s why I wear a rosary and I say the Lords prayer and ten Our Fathers and throw five Hail Marys with my eyes closed when I get in the elevator each morning, to be safe.
Try to collect my thoughts a bit before subjecting them to the ridicule of the spit’n flite of the wite rite - like they say at the Home, “ you get a little bit older…” I forget, what do they say at the Home?