understanding that consumption of alcohol often leads
to aggressive and offensive behavior has contributed
to the presidents decision to abstain from the use of
such, I find I would have to agree with the president’s
reported to decision to re-classify the Class 1 Really
Dangerous Drug status of cannabis as being an
effective deterrent to violent crime in the city*.

I mean, when was the last time
you saw stoners fighting?





*




It has been reported the president came to this
decision after dinner and conversation with
Tim Leary, Ken Kesey, and Elon Musk**, who
smoked, but the president did not partake,
with Elon providing catering n his special
snack cakes, which produced in Donald a
warm comfortable feeling of camaraderie
n companionship, he had never felt before***

**
I had wondered where Elon went. Now
it appears he was in the kitchen, baking.

***
When Elon explained to Donald that he
was experiencing what was called a
“contact high” and his special cakes
were laced with THC the president
immediately came to his decision to
reschedule, thus freeing up necessary
resources and manpower to round up
and deport illegal aliens in Elon’s new
Electric prison-vans, and he is doing
this for all of America n the Americans
who live there n consume…
that’s why we have tariffs -


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Tongue In Cheek -