Posted by Coppers Dad on August 16, 2025, 11:57 pm
Reschedule TIC****
Posted by mender on August 17, 2025, 9:47 am, in reply to "Trump D.C"
understanding that consumption of alcohol often leads to aggressive and offensive behavior has contributed to the presidents decision to abstain from the use of such, I find I would have to agree with the president’s reported to decision to re-classify the Class 1 Really Dangerous Drug status of cannabis as being an effective deterrent to violent crime in the city*.
I mean, when was the last time you saw stoners fighting?
*
It has been reported the president came to this decision after dinner and conversation with Tim Leary, Ken Kesey, and Elon Musk**, who smoked, but the president did not partake, with Elon providing catering n his special snack cakes, which produced in Donald a warm comfortable feeling of camaraderie n companionship, he had never felt before***
** I had wondered where Elon went. Now it appears he was in the kitchen, baking.
*** When Elon explained to Donald that he was experiencing what was called a “contact high” and his special cakes were laced with THC the president immediately came to his decision to reschedule, thus freeing up necessary resources and manpower to round up and deport illegal aliens in Elon’s new Electric prison-vans, and he is doing this for all of America n the Americans who live there n consume… that’s why we have tariffs -
**** Tongue In Cheek -
I thought
Posted by Ralphie Macchio on August 17, 2025, 3:12 pm, in reply to "Reschedule TIC****"
His drug of choice was Ritalin snorted.
Re: I thought
Posted by Gustavo on August 17, 2025, 5:04 pm, in reply to "I thought "
