Will much needed rain put a damper on celebrations
with too much rain flooding many gatherings out?

Will a lack of rain keep things dry so some guy with
a beer in one hand can provide the spark needed
for another spark from some firework some idiot
shooting off their own backyard display, thinking
to to impress, family and friends?

Bin dere. Dun dat -

You know, US recently won
the war with Iran, again.

Will someone try to make it all about Trump?

Could that someone be Trump himself?

Some people do not know that he
recently had a 250th birthday, too!