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Philo Time September 8, 2025, 23:02:53




Bears Gameday/Game Thread - - - -Daniels and Penix look like the real deal, Nix and Maye appear to - LovetheChief Today, 8:21:51 View thread; 598 responses, latest posted Today, 23:01:18, View last; Tory Taylor isn’t adding any value as a punter, is he?* - OB25 Today, 22:57:39 Depends. Is a net of 33 yards per punt good?* - Carl Spackler Today, 23:00:20 he’s been meh at best.* - Ari Gold Today, 22:59:29 I know blaming the refs is weak, but am I forgetting any? - Carl Spackler Today, 22:55:12 I think they got the challenge right per my post a couple lines below* - Orangeillini Today, 23:01:18 I think JJ got an extremely soft roughing the passer as well.* - Toonces Today, 22:59:58 You can’t fall apart like they did but none of it happens if not for the phantom hold. - OB25 Today, 22:56:56 Failure in every aspect in that 2nd half. - VIV Today, 22:45:05 i thought the undermanned defense gave them a chance to win, but the o, benjo, and st - Ari Gold Today, 22:55:55 ooo - IlliniSax05 Today, 22:42:00 I found the rule. He was down and it was not a fumble. Bad challenge. - Orangeillini Today, 22:41:53 But they didn't "take" it, they knocked it loose - IlliniSax05 Today, 22:43:15 He’s on the ground. With possession. You can’t dispossess him. He’s down. * - VIV Today, 22:47:39 Well not with THAT attitude, I can't - IlliniSax05 Today, 22:49:25 so if you grab it from him, it's down, but if you knock it out and then recover it, it's not? - Orangeillini Today, 22:44:59 The way I read that rule...yes - IlliniSax05 Today, 22:46:58 Looking forward to qb school Caleb review* - gvibes Today, 22:41:22 I wonder how the OL will grade out. - Chicago1995 Today, 22:45:59 Thuney Wright jones Jackson dalman* - gvibes Today, 22:46:43 I couldn’t believe how bad Dalman was* - Chicago1995 Today, 22:48:59 Why?* - OB25 Today, 22:43:11 I'd love to see if guys were getting open downfield - Orangeillini Today, 22:56:01 Masochism* - gvibes Today, 22:46:09 i can’t get over how little positive impact poles big picks and signings have had.* - Ari Gold Today, 22:41:02 Two second rounders that can’t see the field* - Mrap24 Today, 22:55:03 They should have canned him with Eberflus. But McCaskey’s.* - Chicago1995 Today, 22:43:39 In a shocker (for me), dayo may be the best of them* - gvibes Today, 22:42:18 What’s the best radio post game nowadays?* - opossum jenkins Today, 22:39:44 What value is there listening to people yelling and whining? - bjl63 Today, 22:54:51 Wmvp is the official one. Jurko, Peggy Kazinski, and I think one other person - IlliniSax05 Today, 22:41:02 First drive of Nagy/Trubisky era and first drive of Johnson/Caleb era = Spider-Man meme* - OB25 Today, 22:35:35 Turned off my excitement for the season. And my FFL team as well. * - harb Today, 22:35:07 Another season of getting kicked in the dick every week* - illini21 Today, 22:34:36 Illini football to the rescue * - MC Today, 22:35:17 different season. same old shit.* - Ari Gold Today, 22:33:16 What was that* - gvibes Today, 22:32:42 Boy wonder over on that sideline having a bad night* - opossum jenkins Today, 22:32:22 A touch of humility might help. - Chicago1995 Today, 22:36:11 Are we sure the baby is JJ's?* - illini222 Today, 22:32:17 LOL* - OB25 Today, 22:32:16 PERFECT. Absolute theater* - John Coctostan Today, 22:32:05 fitting end to the game.* - Ari Gold Today, 22:31:58 So many dumb things had to happen to lose this game - Blazer Today, 22:30:24 [Chicago] challenge...accepted [/Bears] - IlliniSax05 Today, 22:31:28 Oh yeah, the challenge too* - Blazer Today, 22:32:14 So glad we burned a timeout on that challenge. * - VIV Today, 22:28:05 The MIN plan should have been to run it out of the end zone regardless - RVA Today, 22:27:53 Is there a rule where the opponent can decline the kick OOB?* - OB25 Today, 22:26:30 i believe so.* - Ari Gold Today, 22:27:44 Upon 2 mins of research I do too actually - John Coctostan Today, 22:38:57 Then you need to either onside kick or kick the FG 2 plays earlier* - OB25 Today, 22:41:19 Or have a man kickoff.* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 22:45:17 I don't think that's correct, but I'm not sure* - longsnapper Today, 22:29:25 Would be a rare good time for a rules analyst to weigh in…* - OB25 Today, 22:30:16 "Yeah, that is not a targeting penalty"* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 22:30:55 Ben Johnson needs to answer for that decision, for sure.* - longsnapper Today, 22:25:54 The challenge was every bit as egregious * - bjl63 Today, 22:28:54 Absolutely not.* - longsnapper Today, 22:29:47 Knee was clearly down. It was an awful challenge. * - VIV Today, 22:30:22 Is the ball part of the ball carrier?* - longsnapper Today, 22:31:27 Under what circumstances can you take the ball from a runner who is down with possession?* - VIV Today, 22:51:44 Well he wasn't down until he punched the ball. - Chuck Woodaby Today, 22:58:17 The rule is vague. A turnover is way more valuable than a timeout. - longsnapper Today, 23:00:47 i couldn't find that answer in my exhaustive 2 minutes of googling - Nobster Today, 22:41:44 The answer to this appears to be yes* - John Coctostan Today, 22:40:19 Yes that is a rule question * - gvibes Today, 22:39:32 I’m completely perplexed by that choice. Literally everyone knows santos can’t kick it out of - John Coctostan Today, 22:25:40 If he can’t get it out of the end zone from the 45, then kick it out to the side. - Chicago1995 Today, 22:25:21 can’t they make them kick it again on one oob?* - Ari Gold Today, 22:27:20 Taylor cant kick off a tee?* - Chicago1995 Today, 22:44:47 I think so yes* - cpsteine Today, 22:29:33 Santos tried to kick it out of the endzone and couldn't* - OrangeSox Today, 22:24:36 That’s horrendous by Santos* - voiceofreason Today, 22:24:20 These coaches are overmatched. Already. * - illini Today, 22:23:57 I seriously think I’m out.* - Toonces Today, 22:25:43 What the fuck are we doing!!!!* - OB25 Today, 22:23:45 Cut him tonight* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 22:24:34 and fire hightower.* - Ari Gold Today, 22:25:32 Pretty poor covering kicks tonight too* - opossum jenkins Today, 22:23:41 dumb* - Orangeillini Today, 22:23:25 Unbelievable. Why* - John Coctostan Today, 22:23:11 Kick it out of bounds* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Today, 22:23:37 Yep. If you don’t know you can kick it out of the endzone, just kick it OOB* - DocWalk20 Today, 22:24:51 That’s the game. What the fuck* - John Coctostan Today, 22:23:29 The missed FG looming large. Cut Santos .* - LovetheChief Today, 22:21:56 You just can't keep running the kicking version of Juan Pierre out there* - Sammich Today, 22:23:52 especially in this stadium.* - Ari Gold Today, 22:29:58 Ha ha. That's good* - longsnapper Today, 22:26:28 How about the field goal Minnesota got right before the half.* - Toonces Today, 22:22:39 The one that they respotted longer with the kicking team already out there? - RVA Today, 22:25:46 Santos couldn't have made that kick* - Orangeillini Today, 22:24:41 Off a tee, with no defense* - Herman Blume Today, 22:26:44 So your only chance if you kickoff is Santos to kick out of end zone, which I don’t think he can do* - OB25 Today, 22:21:20 I’d consider kicking the KO out of bounds. The extra TO worth more than yards* - John Coctostan Today, 22:20:39 who knows with hightower coaching the st.* - Ari Gold Today, 22:22:06 Good point.* - OB25 Today, 22:21:34 yeah, unless Santos can get it through the endzone but not sure he has that leg* - Orangeillini Today, 22:21:22 Was thinking the same* - illini21 Today, 22:21:20 Agreed - IlliniSax05 Today, 22:21:04 Because santos can’t put it through the end zone* - John Coctostan Today, 22:21:03 Because Santos isn't an NFL level kicker* - longsnapper Today, 22:22:04 That was a really good play* - timmer Today, 22:20:39 I can't believe networks waste money on these former refs* - Sammich Today, 22:19:48 Maybe he can be a RB instead of a QB?* - LovetheChief Today, 22:19:27 gonna need the onside kick now* - Orangeillini Today, 22:19:07 Didn’t score quick enough. Will need an onside kick miracle* - OB25 Today, 22:19:03 God damn it. Gonna be out a the half yard line* - John Coctostan Today, 22:18:45 Not a TD* - timmer Today, 22:18:42 Mannnnn Caleb is way faster than I recalled * - MC Today, 22:18:17 Well Troy, that little 1 dot by the Bears means they have 1 timeout left, not zero* - illini222 Today, 22:17:59 Moore done for the year.* - gullit Today, 22:15:59 Doesn’t look like it * - MC Today, 22:17:12 That’s an unbelievably terrible job by the center. I mean what the actual fuck* - John Coctostan Today, 22:15:12 He’s been awful tonight. Just atrocious* - Chicago1995 Today, 22:16:54 He does not look much better than shelton* - gvibes Today, 22:15:52 Welp, I’m done with Caleb. Maybe the NEXT QB will be the one* - Blazer Today, 22:14:32 This is the first time I’ve had serious concerns. - illini21 Today, 22:20:28 It's a bad line for sure, but less pedigreed QBs have done a lot more with a lot less - Sammich Today, 22:16:20 Yeah this* - cpsteine Today, 22:20:31 Meh, week 1 is always a liar.* - voiceofreason Today, 22:16:08 Super Bagent super bowl - IlliniSax05 Today, 22:15:47 Kick the FG now and you don’t need the onside kick to work to have a chance* - OB25 Today, 22:14:18 My god, he’s airmailing everything.* - OB25 Today, 22:13:23 Caleb is simply not accurate. Kind of a problem* - cpsteine Today, 22:13:19 Williams missed DJ. Overthrows Kmet. Blech* - LovetheChief Today, 22:12:53 Holy piss * - illini Today, 22:12:40 Kmet bailed out Caleb there - Blazer Today, 22:12:22 What a terrible terrible throw to a wide open guy. Fuck me* - John Coctostan Today, 22:12:17 Not to mention the one to kmet was bad too. This game has done more to sour me on - John Coctostan Today, 22:13:16 Ridiculous and embarrassing* - cpsteine Today, 22:10:50 My god. This is JJ’s first career game. * - illini Today, 22:10:48 It just doesn’t matter who the coach is or who the QB is. It’s still Bears football* - illini21 Today, 22:10:31 Yeah, this is a disaster. The game. Caleb. Coaching. Personnel on OL. Huge problems* - opossum jenkins Today, 22:10:10 BJ giving Dusty after the Bartman play vibes. Epic choke, how can any of us invest in - Toonces Today, 22:12:01 lol.* - LovetheChief Today, 22:10:00 Who else had that feeling this was going to get away from us when Santos missed that FG? - timmer Today, 22:09:57 the phantom hold before that was the harbinger. surprised they didn't upgrade from Santos this year - Orangeillini Today, 22:12:04 Clown shoes* - Blazer Today, 22:09:17 #collapse* - DocWalk20 Today, 22:08:59 Crazy to think that this is the same sport the bills & ravens play* - illini21 Today, 22:08:52 Embarrassing* - RVA Today, 22:08:42 Just a doomed franchsie* - gvibes Today, 22:07:04 No discernible difference from last year* - Herman Blume Today, 22:06:54 BEAT WESTERN MICHIGAN!* - LovetheChief Today, 22:06:53 Fucking awful. Defense awful. Offense awful. ST awful. * - VIV Today, 22:06:41 Can’t get lined up on defense* - opossum jenkins Today, 22:06:33 Breakdowns on almost every play* - John Coctostan Today, 22:06:16 crowd and defense have been killed by the bears o.* - Ari Gold Today, 22:08:03 Just inevitable at this point* - Blazer Today, 22:05:41 126 to -1 in 4th quarter yards. Just unreal* - Mrap24 Today, 22:05:32 We were going to have 1st and Goal to go up 24-6.* - OB25 Today, 22:05:23 0-17 - timmer Today, 22:03:48 Do you hate Luke? I’d never wish that on him.* - LovetheChief Today, 22:04:50 Scratch that - timmer Today, 22:04:30 Can he play O-line?* - DocWalk20 Today, 22:04:22 It's just a loser organization* - UIHuskie Today, 22:03:27 Aaron Jones is 212 years old and he’s killing them. * - illini Today, 22:03:15 he hasn’t lost to the bears in forever.* - Ari Gold Today, 22:05:25 That was mason* - gvibes Today, 22:03:35 There seems to be no leadership anywhere on this team. Everyone scared* - John Coctostan Today, 22:02:52 john fox: it’s all a problem.* - Ari Gold Today, 22:02:48 The Bears, man* - illini21 Today, 22:02:11 Complete meltdown.* - LovetheChief Today, 22:02:09 This is not a well coached team. * - Chicago1995 Today, 22:02:07 What a collapse. Season is over.* - Toonces Today, 22:01:58 What a fucking collapse* - OB25 Today, 22:01:51 THE ARISTOCRATS* - VIV Today, 22:01:46 Sadness* - gvibes Today, 22:01:20 JFC Caleb he was open by 12 yards. * - illini Today, 22:01:11 Yikes* - Mrap24 Today, 22:00:45 JC Caleb* - PapaDels Today, 22:00:02 There’s no way all the receivers are this covered up* - opossum jenkins Today, 21:59:59 Catch that* - Herman Blume Today, 21:59:59 Still can’t just cut anything loose at the top of a drop. Wtf is going on* - John Coctostan Today, 21:59:26 Vikings realized they can rush 5 and we will completely fold* - Blazer Today, 21:58:35 finally.* - Ari Gold Today, 21:58:18 I swear that was a personal foul last night in the SNF game * - MC Today, 21:58:02 11 penalties for 122 yards. missed fg. and missed 4th down conversion. not good bob.* - Ari Gold Today, 21:56:10 a good team would respond with a TD drive here...* - Orangeillini Today, 21:56:09 8 point penalty* - VIV Today, 21:55:34 Just awful by Sewell. Let jones run right by him* - Mrap24 Today, 21:55:31 That call sucked * - MC Today, 21:55:30 Man, you guys are getting hosed.* - voiceofreason Today, 21:54:50 Credit where due - jj has been way better than Williams this half. Way way* - John Coctostan Today, 21:54:49 JJ has had time. Caleb hasn’t. Same ahit as last year. Fucking Poles* - Chicago1995 Today, 21:57:44 It’s much much more than that. He’s made legit very good throws under pressure while - John Coctostan Today, 21:58:32 Williams misses a couple. So has McCarthy - Chicago1995 Today, 22:01:16 Williams is running for his life because he can’t get rid of the ball in sequence - John Coctostan Today, 22:08:50 The RB wheel(?) route is great for unproven QB since it’s a good matchup RBvLB* - MC Today, 21:56:43 #SOBEARS - timmer Today, 21:54:39 This is bullshit!* - OB25 Today, 21:54:20 Looked like he tripped and Stevenson ran into him* - Blazer Today, 21:54:17 Ref show* - Herman Blume Today, 21:54:16 Absolutely awful* - VIV Today, 21:54:13 FUCKING TERRIBLE* - longsnapper Today, 21:53:58 Tough call* - Mrap24 Today, 21:53:46 This better be fucking blatant* - longsnapper Today, 21:53:33 Just once. Just one "win because of" guy. It's been over a century.* - Sammich Today, 21:52:56 ...well, Devin Hester. - assassin Today, 21:53:42 Offensive line just isn’t good enough* - Chicago1995 Today, 21:52:12 One TD drive by the offense that was largely a shoestring effort by Caleb making something out of - Blazer Today, 21:51:58 Gashing in all phases. I hate this* - John Coctostan Today, 21:49:49 Feels like a busted coverage deep ball TD is coming our way.* - OB25 Today, 21:48:55 I feel like I’ve watched this bears game 100+ times* - illini21 Today, 21:48:52 Truly playing all the hits tonight* - John Coctostan Today, 21:53:52 We’ve seen it to start pretty much every year in recent memory - IlliniSax05 Today, 21:51:07 We in trouble.* - Toonces Today, 21:47:09 awful 2nd and 3rd down play calls.* - Ari Gold Today, 21:47:06 I may have been premature in declaring JJ the worst QB of the class. Hmm* - LovetheChief Today, 21:46:48 Eat shit* - VIV Today, 21:48:02 That’s unnecessarily aggressive.* - LovetheChief Today, 21:53:13 *sigh** - illini21 Today, 21:46:36 Wtf was that call* - PapaDels Today, 21:46:31 No matter the year, personnel, staff, it’s the same shit* - John Coctostan Today, 21:46:07 Just completely melting down* - UIHuskie Today, 21:46:06 Absolute dogshit series. * - VIV Today, 21:46:04 Seriously. Just an absolute mind boggling shit sandwich* - longsnapper Today, 21:47:12 That all too familiar feeling* - OB25 Today, 21:45:40 Sigh, o line* - Blazer Today, 21:45:24 This Bears team is not very good* - opossum jenkins Today, 21:45:17 a good team would respond with a TD drive here...* - Orangeillini Today, 21:42:55 3 plays, minus 9 yards, sigh* - Orangeillini Today, 21:46:07 Instasack* - Herman Blume Today, 21:45:00 Please bench JJ on your key two point xonversion* - gvibes Today, 21:40:57 "it's not a penalty, but I understand why they called it"* - longsnapper Today, 21:40:44 ball don’t lie there.* - Ari Gold Today, 21:40:34 Great tackle* - shua Today, 21:40:20 We’ve found a new winner for most useless rules analyst* - OB25 Today, 21:40:04 But I can understand why he called it. Lol* - Herman Blume Today, 21:41:03 No kidding* - illini21 Today, 21:40:39 Sit down* - RVA Today, 21:40:01 The chin is on the face, I suppose* - timmer Today, 21:39:46 This is such fucking bullshit* - Carl Spackler Today, 21:39:46 Absolute bullshit. * - VIV Today, 21:39:44 Get the fuck right out with this bullshit - IlliniSax05 Today, 21:39:43 That wasn’t the face* - Mrap24 Today, 21:39:43 Wow. Fuck these refs* - longsnapper Today, 21:39:41 Bend over again, Bears* - Herman Blume Today, 21:39:40 FFS Joe* - illini222 Today, 21:39:40 Are you fucking kidding me? We had two guys get held* - John Coctostan Today, 21:39:24 We are getting truly well fucked tonight* - John Coctostan Today, 21:39:51 Oh well, it was nice to have a lead* - timmer Today, 21:38:29 This is gonna end poorly isn’t it* - illini21 Today, 21:38:27 There you go Sweat!* - Toonces Today, 21:38:15 Board come on* - gvibes Today, 21:36:05 Byard I mean* - gvibes Today, 21:37:24 This is infuriating. All of it* - John Coctostan Today, 21:35:17 God dammit, just an absolute bullshit call from that ref. Infuriating* - OB25 Today, 21:34:12 If Williams hits Kmet it doesn’t matter* - DocWalk20 Today, 21:35:29 If the referee does his job, he doesn’t need to hit Kmet* - OB25 Today, 21:37:07 Terrible kick. * - VIV Today, 21:34:00 Holy fuck what an awful kick* - Mrap24 Today, 21:33:57 Jesus* - Herman Blume Today, 21:33:28 9 penalties for 107 yards.* - Ari Gold Today, 21:32:20 hopefully Santos can hit this 50 yarder* - Orangeillini Today, 21:32:19 derp* - Orangeillini Today, 21:33:55 narrator.* - Ari Gold Today, 21:33:43 Was it grounding bc it didn’t get back to the line?* - Mrap24 Today, 21:31:00 yes* - Orangeillini Today, 21:31:12 Gross, Caleb* - VIV Today, 21:30:03 LOL Jesus Caleb.* - Toonces Today, 21:29:58 LOL* - assassin Today, 21:29:35 If we somehow blow this game it will be because of that phantom hold. Was about to be 24-6* - OB25 Today, 21:29:06 It’s amazing how much holding goes uncalled. And then they call that* - Herman Blume Today, 21:31:03 Caleb needs to hit that throw. * - VIV Today, 21:29:03 Kmet kind of looked like he settled then moved. I don’t know. It was high regardless* - gvibes Today, 21:31:20 Yeah. That was wide open* - Mrap24 Today, 21:30:32 Little too much zip on it* - PapaDels Today, 21:29:02 Man you just gotta complete that one* - John Coctostan Today, 21:28:58 Refs are fucking the Bears in this game* - Carl Spackler Today, 21:28:42 more like Juice Williams* - assassin Today, 21:28:38 Come on * - PapaDels Today, 21:28:36 Come on!! Wtf!* - LovetheChief Today, 21:28:32 Fuck right off ref - IlliniSax05 Today, 21:28:22 WTH was that call?* - illini222 Today, 21:28:20 Come on ref* - Mrap24 Today, 21:28:13 Wtf was that.. Come on man* - John Coctostan Today, 21:28:11 Another terrible call* - longsnapper Today, 21:28:11 so. many. penalties.* - Ari Gold Today, 21:27:52 Damn ok swift.* - Toonces Today, 21:27:28 What a great drive from Swift* - OB25 Today, 21:27:11 A good run!!!!!* - VIV Today, 21:25:39 And another. Hot damn.* - DocWalk20 Today, 21:27:15 how about one of our 2 tes over the middle at some point?* - Ari Gold Today, 21:23:49 Caleb is damn slippery and sneaky fast. * - VIV Today, 21:23:12 yes.* - Ari Gold Today, 21:25:55 Peyton keeps yelling at him to throw it away before Caleb instead runs for the first down* - DocWalk20 Today, 21:24:02 Was he this slippery and fast looking last year?* - gvibes Today, 21:23:53 A rare good Stevenson play* - gvibes Today, 21:20:19 That still didn’t describe at all what happened. Is punching the ball contact that immediately stops - John Coctostan Today, 21:19:26 That’s how I always understood the rule. * - VIV Today, 21:21:17 I think you can interpret it from the rules - RVA Today, 21:29:13 You think the ball is considered part of the runner's body?* - longsnapper Today, 21:27:52 That’s interesting. So in theory then if you reached out to touch a rb diving forward and - John Coctostan Today, 21:26:58 Weird that hitting the all first doesn’t matter* - Mrap24 Today, 21:19:23 What the hell was that explanation? - IlliniSax05 Today, 21:19:14 ooo - DocWalk20 Today, 21:21:04 Who the fuck is this rules dork that didn't address anything about anything?* - longsnapper Today, 21:19:00 Um. That was not an explanation* - assassin Today, 21:18:52 Hahaha wtf was that?!* - illini21 Today, 21:19:43 he fully misunderstood the question I guess - assassin Today, 21:20:49 Did he think they were reviewing targeting?* - RVA Today, 21:23:03 That's right Troy, it's not a penalty to punch the ball! - assassin Today, 21:25:19 Not at all*I - DocWalk20 Today, 21:19:15 Fired.* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 21:19:05 Am I missing something?* - illini21 Today, 21:17:24 Lol did we get the ball before contacting him* - gvibes Today, 21:16:37 Is punching the ball contact? Because that was the first and only contact before the ball came out* - John Coctostan Today, 21:16:17 That’s lighting a timeout on fire. * - VIV Today, 21:16:14 That could be a game changing overturn.* - longsnapper Today, 21:17:51 Boy uh....he hit the ball first huh* - assassin Today, 21:16:00 the ball was out before the defender contacted the ball carrier. will they have the balls to reverse - Orangeillini Today, 21:16:42 Bad challenge. That’s not getting changed - IlliniSax05 Today, 21:15:40 This is absolutely worth a challenge* - illini21 Today, 21:18:18 I think you are right. But it’s closer than I originally thought. * - LovetheChief Today, 21:16:39 Nah, I think that's worth the challenge* - longsnapper Today, 21:16:18 I think YOUR FACE is worth the challenge - IlliniSax05 Today, 21:17:00 Man that's a great punch but there no way they overturn that.* - longsnapper Today, 21:15:38 Reasonably happy with Caleb, thrilled about the defense, super concerned about the OL* - OB25 Today, 21:13:54 Duvernay is the gunner too? That's fun* - assassin Today, 21:12:08 Why didn’t Caleb get a roughing call on that pass? He took a hit to the shoulder and head - IlliniSax05 Today, 21:11:15 Justin Fields never got those calls for us either. I blame racism.* - Toonces Today, 21:13:16 He's not a good catholic* - OrangeSox Today, 21:11:45 Feels like it’s been 2nd and long every time* - OB25 Today, 21:10:31 Run game has been really bad* - VIV Today, 21:11:40 terrible.* - Ari Gold Today, 21:14:04 the pertimeter blocking is lol bad.* - Ari Gold Today, 21:10:00 Great throw. * - VIV Today, 21:09:21 No, great route and *terrible* defense, VIV.* - longsnapper Today, 21:10:23 Ok* - VIV Today, 21:11:05 If you want to give credit Caleb, you'll have to start your own thread.* - longsnapper Today, 21:12:39 More please!* - PapaDels Today, 21:09:35 Wow, Vikings defense sucks. Lol.* - longsnapper Today, 21:09:15 1080p on the ESPN app * - jdl Today, 21:08:51 way too many penalties.* - Ari Gold Today, 21:07:33 Has hippolyte (sp?) been in? I’m terrible about identifying them.* - LovetheChief Today, 21:07:15 On special teams at least, which is probably all they expected for this season.* - OB25 Today, 21:08:13 Would like to see Caleb pull the trigger on this drive* - opossum jenkins Today, 21:05:21 Yes.* - Toonces Today, 21:07:13 Need to go downfield to WRs to feel good. Please go downfield.* - LovetheChief Today, 21:06:15 I guess we just have to keep asking for it. Again?!?!* - LovetheChief Today, 21:09:40 I'd rather focus on winning* - longsnapper Today, 21:08:48 Is Montez Sweat alive?* - Toonces Today, 21:04:53 Weird time to post this* - illini21 Today, 21:05:42 He makes a lot of money and I never see him make a play. Our practice squad guys are. - Toonces Today, 21:06:58 Sure but the D is balling out. We can worry about Sweat later. This has been fun* - illini21 Today, 21:08:56 For sure. Just want to see the big man succeed.* - Toonces Today, 21:11:33 I thought this guy was supposed to be a game manager* - RVA Today, 21:03:52 He’s a coach on the field* - Herman Blume Today, 21:04:39 lol, dude from the practice squad wearing 69 on defense - assassin Today, 21:03:08 2nd best DE from Villanova ever Tanoh Kpassagnon* - VIV Today, 21:04:55 I thought he was cut* - gvibes Today, 21:03:42 Sewell has made a couple of nice tackles* - PapaDels Today, 21:02:35 He has looked good* - gvibes Today, 21:03:56 We sure TJ Edwards is better than Sewell?* - OB25 Today, 21:02:29 In hindight, letting a 28 year old Darnold walk for this guy should have been questioned much more* - snipes824 Today, 21:01:41 Paying huge money to Darnold would have been bad too though.* - OB25 Today, 21:05:19 33.5M/year with an out after year 2 is pretty average in the NFL* - snipes824 Today, 21:13:44 I was just going to post that Darnold is in Seattle laughing.* - LovetheChief Today, 21:02:25 johnson probably would’ve dropped that. lol.* - Ari Gold Today, 21:00:03 Justin Jefferson with a business decision pretty early in that one* - opossum jenkins Today, 20:58:39 He'll be requesting a trade by week 3* - OrangeSox Today, 20:59:22 Nice.* - Toonces Today, 20:58:03 So Caleb is only the second worst QB from that class. Whew. * - LovetheChief Today, 20:57:52 I still believe in Caleb, he never has a clean pocket and has to constantly Houdini.* - Toonces Today, 20:59:38 Hahaha what a terrible pass. Shades of Levis* - OB25 Today, 20:57:37 Lol. Ball don’t lie* - gvibes Today, 20:57:34 JJ falling flat on his face at the end of the run was *chefs kiss* * - Blazer Today, 20:57:27 Thank you, JJ* - illini21 Today, 20:57:18 Yep. * - harb Today, 20:57:36 lol. McCarthy is very bad* - Herman Blume Today, 20:57:16 Hell yeah. Finally* - longsnapper Today, 20:57:07 PICK MFING 6* - VIV Today, 20:57:04 Thanks jj* - John Coctostan Today, 20:56:59 Wtf on that call. Unbelievable.* - Toonces Today, 20:56:06 Aikman is wrong about everything. That’s a terrible call.* - LovetheChief Today, 20:55:55 Announcers rarely, if ever, call out bad calls - IlliniSax05 Today, 20:56:29 That can’t be a penalty in tackle football* - Mrap24 Today, 20:55:31 You have got to be fucking kidding me with that call. * - VIV Today, 20:55:14 Fuck that bullshit call. - IlliniSax05 Today, 20:54:55 No fucking way. I mean what the fuck* - John Coctostan Today, 20:54:49 Just put the QBs in flags if that’s the standard now. Fuck* - John Coctostan Today, 20:55:57 Is there no one open down field or can Caleb not find them? Which is more concerning?* - LovetheChief Today, 20:53:57 Kind of looks like he is seeing but just not pulling the trigger* - gvibes Today, 20:54:31 You have no idea, stop it* - longsnapper Today, 20:55:59 Horrible.* - Toonces Today, 20:53:52 That looked like last year* - opossum jenkins Today, 20:53:49 Well that was terrible. Still only like 2 completions truly in rhythm* - John Coctostan Today, 20:53:31 woof, bad series there for Caleb* - Blazer Today, 20:53:16 Lol love the Ben Johnson reaction shots* - gvibes Today, 20:53:14 Welp, now I’m worried* - OB25 Today, 20:53:11 that’s about as bad as you can look coming out of the half.* - Ari Gold Today, 20:52:55 Good lord is Berman obnoxious* - bjl63 Today, 20:44:45 He’s probably not writing his own material but Emeka “Peek” Egbuka is a great one* - OB25 Today, 20:50:23 Generally happy. But a lot of that is JJ being bad* - gvibes Today, 20:38:56 I’ll never understand the late half/game stop trying defensive philosophy* - Herman Blume Today, 20:38:02 Not sure I saw that, it was just a #4 CB getting beat on a route then a guy making a 59 yard FG* - OB25 Today, 20:40:25 Yes didn’t look too soft* - gvibes Today, 20:42:28 same. NFL players makes plays sometimes. Looks like Nailor did that * - MC Today, 20:44:59 Giving up points there is a bummer* - Mrap24 Today, 20:37:01 8 total yards for our two big weapons we took in the first two rounds. * - LovetheChief Today, 20:36:14 The OL still stinks, I think the weapons are good. That was a nice return by Burden.* - Toonces Today, 20:43:55 rome is not looking like difference maker, that’s for sure.* - Ari Gold Today, 20:37:24 He was talking about Loveland and burden* - gvibes Today, 20:38:32 Raise the crossbar, shorten the width of the uprights - IlliniSax05 Today, 20:35:47 Yes. They need to do something to make it harder* - bjl63 Today, 20:37:03 idk watching some kickers yesterday, it seemed hard for some. * - MC Today, 20:44:02 NFL kickers are insane* - Blazer Today, 20:35:10 Not even trying to get 5 more yards is interesting * - John Coctostan Today, 20:34:26 Ben Eberflus? - Randle McMurphy Today, 20:34:18 chickenshit defense at the end of the half.* - Ari Gold Today, 20:33:52 Shit* - OB25 Today, 20:33:15 I've seen enough - JJ is a bust * - MC Today, 20:32:16 should be up 2 scores with that kind of domination.* - Ari Gold Today, 20:31:34 Kick the fucking field goal.* - Toonces Today, 20:30:11 This asshole better kick it* - opossum jenkins Today, 20:30:01 Am I the only who thinks Johnson looks like he has jaundice?* - Blazer Today, 20:29:48 Just take the points. You get the ball, use that to double up* - John Coctostan Today, 20:29:48 Has Burden been in yet? Maybe not the best second round pick when this Z guy seems to be ahead of - LovetheChief Today, 20:28:31 I think the Z guy is really good * - gvibes Today, 20:35:44 this.* - Ari Gold Today, 20:38:38 Saw him out there briefly.* - Toonces Today, 20:31:18 I am ready to see some Monangai* - VIV Today, 20:28:12 Man I can’t wait for Boomer’s Fastest 3 Minutes* - PapaDels Today, 20:27:44 WOOOOOP* - illini21 Today, 20:31:28 It has been too long!!* - PapaDels Today, 20:38:45 Pretty huge 3rd down here* - OB25 Today, 20:26:23 Very nice* - OB25 Today, 20:27:22 More MONANGAI, less Swift* - Carl Spackler Today, 20:24:31 Everyone so open a blind man could complete these throws - Troy* - John Coctostan Today, 20:23:40 That guy plays in the NFL?* - opossum jenkins Today, 20:23:17 That’s the kind of passes we need to see!* - shua Today, 20:23:07 CTFO with the false starts * - PapaDels Today, 20:22:54 Get it together Jonah Jackson* - Carl Spackler Today, 20:22:34 BENJO IS GONNA HAVE TO CHOKE A BITCH* - VIV Today, 20:22:29 jfc* - Orangeillini Today, 20:22:14 ffs.* - Ari Gold Today, 20:22:02 Ok come on, need to get up 2 scores here* - OB25 Today, 20:20:44 McCarthy ain’t it* - illini21 Today, 20:18:14 agreed. need moar cleaner pockets.* - Ari Gold Today, 20:16:37 I’m not sure we’ve fixed the OL problem. * - LovetheChief Today, 20:14:11 Our tackles looks bad, interior seems ok.* - Toonces Today, 20:22:08 Weak gold call* - gvibes Today, 20:12:59 Ok this is just insane now from Aikman. Seriously fuck off* - OB25 Today, 20:12:12 Yeah…would have been an easy completion if he had just lobbed it out there!* - PapaDels Today, 20:14:20 Manning-cast* - DocWalk20 Today, 20:14:11 Haven’t watched them, how have they been treating the two QB performances so far?* - John Coctostan Today, 20:16:42 They root for all QBs. Pretty impressed by Caleb’s start. Since then have been a bit distracted by - DocWalk20 Today, 20:18:22 Just can’t do it, I like to hear the sounds of the game and not have half the screen cluttered* - OB25 Today, 20:15:27 But no Aikman or Buck.* - DocWalk20 Today, 20:16:47 Same. * - harb Today, 20:14:31 There’s no excuse to lose this game if that’s all JJ McCarthy is going to do* - opossum jenkins Today, 20:08:14 McCarthy was super late getting that out. Half tick earlier and JJ gets that 1st easily* - John Coctostan Today, 20:07:35 Just texted my Vikings fan friends the same thing.* - voiceofreason Today, 20:09:38 Sewell seems ok* - gvibes Today, 20:06:27 Don’t think this offense is to the point yet where I like going for it there. - OB25 Today, 20:05:14 False starts were the difference on both of the last 2 drives though* - OB25 Today, 20:06:13 yes.* - Ari Gold Today, 20:08:03 absolutely * - assassin Today, 20:05:55 Yikes* - gvibes Today, 20:04:06 too cute. * - VIV Today, 20:03:46 kick the damn ball.* - Ari Gold Today, 20:03:25 Boy am I glad we waited for that cartoon. * - VIV Today, 20:02:24 Over a decade into that slop, still can’t figure out who exactly it’s for* - John Coctostan Today, 20:06:19 ABC too cheap to pay for Twist and Shout* - Herman Blume Today, 20:04:19 Is that 3 or 4 false starts? Geez!* - LovetheChief Today, 20:00:59 terrible. at home too.* - Ari Gold Today, 20:03:55 3 - IlliniSax05 Today, 20:02:06 How is Caleb not getting sacked on these * - gvibes Today, 20:00:41 COME ON WITH THE PRESNAP PENALTIES. * - VIV Today, 20:00:35 Caleb’s hardcount is a little too good. * - assassin Today, 19:59:48 Caleb normally has good style. He looks sloppier than Barney Frank with the undershirt.* - Toonces Today, 19:59:14 Nipples protruding?* - Herman Blume Today, 20:04:51 When he really steps into a throw, man that’s some good shit* - John Coctostan Today, 19:57:34 Effortless velocity * - VIV Today, 19:58:39 Exactly. Didn’t looked strained and came out hot* - John Coctostan Today, 20:01:22 Cool story about your Astronomy class, Joe* - Blazer Today, 19:56:18 Let’s connect with a WR down the field. Come on boys!* - LovetheChief Today, 19:54:28 There we go!* - VIV Today, 19:57:34 Ask and you shall receive.* - DocWalk20 Today, 19:57:31 Damn, that was easy. Lol.* - LovetheChief Today, 19:58:06 I know it's not his narrative but that wasn't a great pass Troy* - illini222 Today, 19:50:15 How dare you. That was purely a great play design and execution - IlliniSax05 Today, 19:53:31 Amazing leadership though to get them that fg.* - Herman Blume Today, 19:53:16 So, you can stop and get run over and get PI every time then * - assassin Today, 19:50:00 Yes? Particularly if that is where the ball is and defender isn’t looking* - gvibes Today, 19:50:59 Huge reward for a terribly thrown ball. * - VIV Today, 19:49:40 Turn around* - John Coctostan Today, 19:49:29 Every now and then I get a little bit terrified, I see that fuckin look in your eyes. * - VIV Today, 19:50:08 Maybe the tape would show something else, but Jackson has looked like a turnstile a couple times* - OB25 Today, 19:43:55 I’ve only noticed jones and dalman so far* - gvibes Today, 19:47:07 Well, he wasn’t a starter last year was he? Probably for a reason. * - LovetheChief Today, 19:46:09 Was McCarthy that good in college?* - Taz Today, 19:42:55 He was good at what scUM/Harbaugh asked him to do - IlliniSax05 Today, 19:47:17 No* - gvibes Today, 19:45:15 Slight worry that we haven’t had a single on time completion yet. * - VIV Today, 19:42:51 I wonder if they’re gonna point out every open receiver that mccarthy misses* - Herman Blume Today, 19:42:23 Not sure McCarthy has even looked down field yet* - OrangeSox Today, 19:43:42 More like, looking down at the ground!* - shua Today, 19:44:12 enough with the wr screens!* - Ari Gold Today, 19:42:19 OL looking shaky.* - Toonces Today, 19:42:04 including a penalty on rp’s first pick.* - Ari Gold Today, 19:43:10 I called DJ Moore as RB right when they drafted Burden!* - OB25 Today, 19:40:07 Man Caleb looks extra slippery* - gvibes Today, 19:39:47 Dayo has already exceeded my expectations * - gvibes Today, 19:35:21 Brendon Ayanbadejo with a great special teams tackle* - opossum jenkins Today, 19:34:23 I think Bears will end up 2nd in division and sneak into the playoffs* - opey8 Today, 19:33:46 Bears Super Bowl and Illini National Championship.* - Toonces Today, 19:32:29 Nothing on time. Nothing down the field. No running game. Still got a TD* - VIV Today, 19:31:25 Seriously. And it continues. But not forcing anything at least* - John Coctostan Today, 19:39:02 Why aren’t we running WR screens with Deandre Carter as the lead blocker anymore?* - OB25 Today, 19:30:36 I was kidding, Ben!* - OB25 Today, 19:41:51 Amazing what good coaching can do.* - voiceofreason Today, 19:29:41 Not having 320 lbs black men hanging on the QB helps* - opossum jenkins Today, 19:30:19 Also true. Scheme plus protection is a helluva drug.* - voiceofreason Today, 19:31:09 Welp, this is pretty obviously going to end in a parade* - opossum jenkins Today, 19:29:11 Awesome run by Caleb. * - harb Today, 19:29:09 Yes!!* - PapaDels Today, 19:28:59 SUPER BEARS SUPER BOWL* - VIV Today, 19:28:44 17-0* - John Coctostan Today, 19:28:41 Nice first series!* - TarheelIllini Today, 19:28:39 I really like Kyle Monangai* - opossum jenkins Today, 19:25:20 I can’t get him out of my head* - PapaDels Today, 19:29:15 It’s wild, with this booth in particular every thing about Caleb is framed in a negative context* - OB25 Today, 19:21:32 Wtf undershirt is Caleb wearing lol* - gvibes Today, 19:21:06 The absolute goat of Star spangled banner singers. * - VIV Today, 19:14:17 Wayne Messmer is better* - TarheelIllini Today, 19:31:21 no.* - Ari Gold Today, 19:46:12 No idea who that was* - PapaDels Today, 19:16:24 Jim Cornelison, sings the anthem for Blackhawks games - IlliniSax05 Today, 19:25:23 It was terrible, but great choice to fire up the Chicago crowd so it doesn’t matter.* - voiceofreason Today, 19:30:44 Yeah I cringed a couple of times. But that’s the only time I’ve heard him * - PapaDels Today, 19:27:53 Eat shit* - VIV Today, 19:27:22 ooo - IlliniSax05 Today, 19:31:43 Lulz* - PapaDels Today, 19:28:17 Is Joe Buck’s hair trending yet?* - PapaDels Today, 19:03:52 My reaction if the Ben Johnson/ Caleb Williams thing fails - VIV Today, 19:02:14 It's gonna happen!* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 19:14:52 Such a great tv show* - Sounder Today, 19:03:31 God we need to win another SB so we can stop trotting the 85 folks out there - IlliniSax05 Today, 18:25:46 Eat shit.* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 18:31:22 ooo - IlliniSax05 Today, 18:48:31 Going back to the field, they resodded Thursday and you can see every seem - Mrap24 Today, 18:10:33 Well sure, 4 days isn't enough time for new sod to take hold - IlliniSax05 Today, 18:24:37 As much as I hate the playing surface and how little the park district cares, I’m guessing - Mrap24 Today, 18:41:28 There was a 50/50 shot there was going to be a home game this weekend. - Illiniphil Today, 18:53:03 The defense is decimated* - Mrap24 Today, 17:58:03 The Vikings are missing several key guys too. Next man up* - bjl63 Today, 18:02:04 I think I’m at about 25% excitement / 75% dread right now. Please let this be fun, for once* - OB25 Today, 17:45:28 Remember Khalil Mack’s first game? - illini Today, 19:19:59 Yeah. I was concerned about the defense if healthy. And it is very not* - gvibes Today, 17:48:18 sounds like jj and tj are out?* - Ari Gold Today, 17:29:48 Vikings LT Darrisaw out, in addition to Harrison Smith. Both JJ and Kyler Gordon out. - OB25 Today, 17:48:38 Open letter from Kevin Warren re: building the new stadium in Arlington Heights - IlliniSax05 Today, 16:06:58 The point is that Kevin Warren just wanted attention* - UIHuskie Today, 16:17:37 Ha, exactly. He'll weasel his way into the booth tonight, for sure* - longsnapper Today, 16:35:42 Bears didn't elevate any DBs from the practice squad - AintHatin Today, 15:32:18 just more incompetence.* - Ari Gold Today, 17:50:34 I choose to believe Biggs* - illini21 Today, 15:54:28 Nothing new but this is absolutely pathetic and inexcusable for week 1. - OB25 Today, 14:57:42 Fuck the Chicago Park District* - bjl63 Today, 16:18:55 Pathetic and what a workout.* - gullit Today, 15:19:23 Woof* - illini21 Today, 15:15:20 Soldier just had some five-day marathon of concerts. But AFAIK no concerts until 2026. - osklister Today, 15:08:07 how in the fuck does that even happen? - IlliniSax05 Today, 15:02:31 5 straight nights of concerts through Labor Day, and PD has never invested in improving the field* - OB25 Today, 15:14:10 To be fair, I never said I would* - PapaDels Today, 18:41:22 I get the need to maximize monetization, but how can they not think it will impact - Sounder Today, 15:33:05 They don’t care* - Carl Spackler Today, 15:55:16 Jason Kelce went to Nisei Lounge last night.* - DiamondDazzle Today, 13:55:07 Imagine being Kylie Kelcie - Sounder Today, 15:18:21 Just link to the meme or Twitter joke you're repeating next time.* - longsnapper Today, 15:56:02 He was also at Jake Melnick’s* - bjl63 Today, 13:59:22 It seems like his life is going pretty well* - Sounder Today, 15:19:50 Seeing a lot of purple downtown Chicago today. LFG.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 12:50:50 The tackles picked before Loveland looked really good week 1 unfortunately. - gvibes Today, 10:30:56 So did Tyler Warren* - gvibes Today, 10:38:22 Warren played pretty damn well. Our guy better be more "skilled".* - gullit Today, 14:53:01 Yeah, hopefully. Hope poles isn't all "smartest guy in the room" again* - gvibes Today, 17:47:46 Is Penix like Latinx, but for cocks?* - complainant Today, 10:29:48 If McCarthy looks better than Caleb I may just give up. - OB25 Today, 8:55:33 I lean maye and mix were ass yesterday* - Mrap24 Today, 15:33:17 i'm very confident JJ McCarthy is going to be a terrible NFL QB - illiniranger Today, 10:09:42 Yeah, I just don't get it* - Sounder Today, 10:34:01 That hit piece was total trash. Why you'd put any value on something a bears coach - longsnapper Today, 10:02:44 Yeah I only saw snippets but it seemed like there wasn’t a lot of vetting being done* - OB25 Today, 10:15:06 Seriously. Side note that hit piece was something.* - gullit Today, 9:10:44 Choosing the side of *those* former Bears coaches is something. - Chicago1995 Today, 10:50:46 writer is a GB fan with a history of hit pieces. * - VIV Today, 10:18:29 I saw a detailed Twitter thread that picked apart the poor journalism in that piece… - OB25 Today, 11:05:04 his "source" was a dude from the Bear Weather Fans site - IlliniSax05 Today, 14:54:28 Ah good to know.* - gullit Today, 10:42:38 Something meaning "written by an eighth grade moron"* - longsnapper Today, 10:03:18 I forgot about JJ in my initial post. But I'm with you. If JJ outperforms Caleb tonight, it will be - LovetheChief Today, 8:58:39 No it won’t. It’s one game* - bjl63 Today, 13:29:09 Local MN guys are saying the Vikings OL and DL should be very good and are - MC Today, 8:54:05 They did paid Greenard only about 75% of what Sweat cost (ignoring draft comp) - gvibes Today, 9:00:13 already have the pregame nerves. * - VIV Today, 8:47:40 View thread; Collapse ^ Illinois-Duke score prediction - illini81887 September 5, 2025, 11:58:29 View thread; 878 responses, latest posted Today, 22:24:11, View last; Manny Diaz presser - biclops Yesterday, 13:36:54 Got some strong Zook vibes from that Duke team* - WhitmansFolly Today, 22:24:11 I thought that was appropriate way to handle that press conference. We are good though* - JacobRDaugherty Yesterday, 13:51:51 Do we move ahead of S. Carolina or Clemson in rankings? I assume FSU will jump over us… - shua Yesterday, 9:28:43 this is why I just want to go to 4 guaranteed slots - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 12:06:16 Up to #9 in the Coaches Poll - UIHuskie Yesterday, 12:02:40 Same in AP* - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 13:33:50 Awesome. Just win. * - harb Yesterday, 12:55:22 Highlights how well respected Brett is* - ab75 Yesterday, 12:43:32 Huh, ND is 0-1 and ranked 8th moving up one spot - illini thunder Yesterday, 12:17:01 Yeah, don’t understand that. * - ibdoc Yesterday, 14:52:19 That coach from South Carolina is still mad. :-)) * - osklister Yesterday, 12:08:04 Just win. The rankings will take care of themselves* - bjl63 Yesterday, 11:45:07 Yep. * - harb Yesterday, 12:54:43 This. Also, in this age, I say rankings shouldn’t even begin until after week 3. Or… - illini thunder Yesterday, 11:53:25 Don't really care - win the next two games and things will take care of themselves* - CoronaTheirAss Yesterday, 11:33:09 Be thankful Michigan lost or we'd have fallen for sure* - RVA Yesterday, 11:30:51 I am always grateful for a Meeechigan loss. In anything. - osklister Yesterday, 12:09:18 Not sure we move. Illinois tends to be overlooked and people are saying how overrated Duke was - ibdoc Yesterday, 11:29:38 I’ve seen more the 5 TOs as the story, which is completely valid * - illini thunder Yesterday, 13:36:24 Yeah i haven't seen that. Just some commentary on Mensah - OrangeSox Yesterday, 11:40:14 I’ve been watching a ton of content and I haven’t really seen that narrative. - OB25 Yesterday, 11:36:39 I don't know why FSU would jump us* - UIHuskie Yesterday, 10:23:36 I don’t want to focus too much on concerns after such a great win - snipes824 Yesterday, 9:19:54 What changes at half were done to our defense? Duke had their way with our D in the first half - ibdoc Yesterday, 11:27:45 I'm not really able to say if there were serious changes, but I thought our D was pretty good all - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 11:58:24 Give Duke a lot of credit. - illiniranger Yesterday, 10:54:31 I look forward to watching for this in the film. - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 13:11:19 Yea... the Heckel interception went from "that was pretty good" to "holy shit!" - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 13:21:16 We were uniquely positioned for that one. No one watching on TV can appreciate… - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 13:29:53 Watch the bad sack we took at the end of the first half and then watch how we max protected with 7 - illiniranger Yesterday, 13:20:31 Well said. * - harb Yesterday, 12:56:46 I know there is a lot of griping about zone run game... I assume that's a consequence of wanting to - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 11:50:01 Absolutely nailed that analysis. To me, it’s like Lunney “slow rolled” pocket kings in poker - illini thunder Yesterday, 11:22:48 Yep all this. It seems a hallmark of Lunney is stubbornness for almost too long - John Coctostan Yesterday, 11:12:25 Agree with that too * - illini thunder Yesterday, 11:23:36 This is almost how we started last year. Line became better as the season wore on - illini thunder Yesterday, 10:24:51 First half was still terrible in many ways… but the 2nd was phenomenal - uofi1998 Yesterday, 9:46:13 It definitely got better, but I don’t know that the OL itself turned phenomenal in the second half - snipes824 Yesterday, 10:09:45 I meant the play calling was way better in the 2nd half. * - uofi1998 Yesterday, 10:42:03 Oh, yeah definitely* - snipes824 Yesterday, 10:51:06 Which one of you made 60k yesterday? - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 9:19:50 You can cancel your viagra script after clicking on this link… - uofi1998 Yesterday, 9:07:49 All Bert-era first team - uofi1998 Yesterday, 8:20:52 Kerby Joseph?* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 9:41:03 Yeah fixed it below but didn’t chump it * - uofi1998 Yesterday, 9:44:00 2nd Team… - uofi1998 Yesterday, 8:39:45 What I’m learning from thinking about this is… - uofi1998 Yesterday, 8:44:30 Add Touchdown Tommy to the Honorable Mention list* - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 8:23:43 For sure… I tried limiting it to the guys who were a close 2nd. - uofi1998 Yesterday, 8:25:25 21 minutes of highlights - ATL Yesterday, 8:19:11 Im going to draw everyone's attention to 0:25 of this video - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 8:22:36 He also did his own commentary kinda - snipes824 Yesterday, 10:11:56 One of the underrated things about our last several years is that it has coincided with Iowa and - LovetheChief Yesterday, 8:14:13 I wouldn't say Iowa has tanked - UIHuskie Yesterday, 10:17:41 And Wisconsin. RIP B1G West * - jdl Yesterday, 8:17:33 Imagine if Bert left Wisconsin for Illinois instead… - uofi1998 Yesterday, 8:21:53 Bret then isn't Bret now. He needed the challenge of Arkansas and the experience of the NFL - Phytynlini Yesterday, 10:54:18 Yahoo Sports recap - biclops Yesterday, 8:06:44 That was fun* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 7:38:25 I've been trying to figure out how many of y'all I walked past* - opey8 Yesterday, 9:29:18 Indeed - snipes824 Yesterday, 8:41:05 We were talking about that this morning. - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 8:45:09 We had soccer in 100 degree heat + humidity yesterday. Our boys were dying. - uofi1998 Yesterday, 9:08:36 I’m still amazed at Bielema’s coaching. Shows them tape of Duke forced TOs and the team - ATL Yesterday, 8:04:15 He’s unbelievable. Cant believe how lucky we are to have him.* - LovetheChief Yesterday, 8:05:57 It’s the halftime adjustments for me. - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 8:31:43 Yea i agree... it could maybe have been a closer game without 2nd half breaks - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 8:33:18 Lunney was masterful for the most part in the 2nd half. So good to see him adjust. * - uofi1998 Yesterday, 8:41:36 I wondered leaving the stadium if the refs caught the Double 8s or if that was our staff - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 8:20:25 The constant refrain: everything BB does is intentional. It’s so well done. * - uofi1998 Yesterday, 8:22:27 yes! yes! Beat Western Michigan * - Poldark Yesterday, 7:57:09 I just realized this is the first time in my life I'm at an airport after a win - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 7:49:27 Flight home from Cheez It Citrus Bowl was an all timer.* - LovetheChief Yesterday, 8:07:00 BTN announcers for the Washington game just said we were the most significant win of the conference - biclops September 6, 2025, 23:47:35 That’s not MUCH of a stretch. Only 4 B10 teams played anyone of consequence - aimlessillini Yesterday, 8:07:17 Watching the wrap-up show on ACC Network: you can’t make these kinds of mistakes against a team like - biclops September 6, 2025, 23:37:13 I think I’m fully sold on our WR’s - OB25 September 6, 2025, 23:17:30 And on that note, Todd McShay with NFL scout talk about Beatty. - OB25 September 6, 2025, 23:42:48 Take care of WMU and IU and this could be a special year * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 22:09:34 My “goal” is going 3-2 - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 22:45:20 Get out of Seattle at 5-2 or better, and the world is right in front of us. * - uofi1998 Yesterday, 8:45:53 Oh they’re talkin about us - biclops September 6, 2025, 19:56:02 Oh they’re also talkin about us - ATL September 6, 2025, 20:18:39 to be clear, great win, but not against a great team. - memyselfandillini September 6, 2025, 23:46:47 That was a Ron Zook team we just played. Lots of talent, beat itself constantly. - uofi1998 Yesterday, 8:47:05 Highlights - biclops September 6, 2025, 17:34:58 Troy takes a 3-score lead 17-0 at #8 Clemson* - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 17:11:33 Does anyone even bother to watch the extra point?!?!* - CoronaTheirAss September 6, 2025, 17:14:34 Nit: 16-0* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 17:14:16 crazy to think blj is the longest tenured of in the b1g.* - Ari Gold September 6, 2025, 16:47:12 Four score game? - RVA September 6, 2025, 16:37:59 Werner is live - biclops September 6, 2025, 16:13:10 Ankle for Laughery* - biclops September 6, 2025, 16:43:23 Ayuppp, he's got an ankle.... - osklister September 6, 2025, 16:49:39 We haven’t been ranked in the top ten since 2001. Soooo close now we can taste it. * - illini September 6, 2025, 16:11:34 Just saw our score come across the ticker. Brought a tear to my eye* - biclops September 6, 2025, 15:58:29 One of the best wins of the week. Most of the top 25 is cupcaking this week * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 16:11:48 TIL: Duke plays at Tulane next week. LOL* - ATL September 6, 2025, 15:58:15 Tulane has the better QB* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 15:58:41 I listened on the radio and read this board. We played bad, the OL sucked, Altmeyer was skittish, - LovetheChief September 6, 2025, 15:53:31 And that QB makes over $300K per game* - timmer September 6, 2025, 15:55:02 $150k per running out of bounds behind the line* - RVA September 6, 2025, 16:15:29 This fucking rocks* - illini21 September 6, 2025, 15:51:57 Indeed. That 2nd half was fantastic. So glad I went* - opey8 September 6, 2025, 15:54:51 Dating back to last season, we own the nations longest wining steak at 6* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 15:51:08 postgame pressers - biclops September 6, 2025, 15:50:15 Was Bowick a highly regarded transfer? - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 6, 2025, 15:38:34 Dunno but he looks to have legit good hands and size* - OWWDig September 6, 2025, 16:45:43 More of an “intriguing potential” than a bonafide starter * - assassin September 6, 2025, 15:42:47 adding on, he had great stats but only played a handful of games due to injury * - biclops September 6, 2025, 15:51:45 and at Ball State so a “will that translate up” question * - assassin September 6, 2025, 16:25:26 Game ball to IL special teams assistant Chris Hurd for spotting the double 8s* - biclops September 6, 2025, 15:16:27 Can't believe this is what extended that drive - RVA September 6, 2025, 15:50:54 Essentially a bonus turnover. * - VIV September 6, 2025, 15:50:48 Words can’t even describe the amount of football and football content I’ll be consuming this weekend - OB25 September 6, 2025, 15:05:21 Have College Football Final and The Final Drive set to record* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 15:55:42 I just wish we had a better slate today. Hoping MI-OU is competitive * - biclops September 6, 2025, 15:09:21 dont think anyone's losing in top 10.. leapfrog SC?* - jaycee September 6, 2025, 15:02:45 Gotta say, FOX does a much better job of hyping their games online vs ESPN - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:58:26 Partly because a B1G Ten team stuffed an ACC team in a locker* - JacobRDaugherty September 6, 2025, 15:54:05 Altmyer just made that kids day - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:54:49 Two kids, I think. Armband to one, towel to the other. * - larue33 September 6, 2025, 15:00:53 Even better * - biclops September 6, 2025, 15:04:33 I love Bret, Josh and undy.* - Toonces September 6, 2025, 14:54:16 Apparently Josh was at a dinner last night with 20+ alumni - TarheelIllini September 6, 2025, 14:56:39 I'm aware Josh does his job * - ijustkrushalot September 6, 2025, 15:38:36 Do I win the prediction….40-17 was close* - TarheelIllini September 6, 2025, 14:54:05 So happy! Can’t wait to get down for the game next week* - OWWDig September 6, 2025, 14:52:52 Most road points in the Bielema era, per Scott Beatty * - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:52:10 Most since 2015* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 15:51:53 Quite the combo to think about this and the SC game to end / start seasons* - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 14:54:31 There isn’t shit for other games on right now * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 14:51:30 Baylor-SMU is in OT on CW* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 14:54:11 Kinda stuck with KU-Missouri. Might just got for a walk * - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:52:45 The 20s belong to the Illini!* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 14:50:23 The 80's Belong to the Illini! - osklister September 6, 2025, 17:24:49 Of course. I didn’t pull the trigger on -23.5 / O49.5 - timmer September 6, 2025, 14:50:04 another golden era of illini football? hi detlef!* - Ari Gold September 6, 2025, 14:47:55 hi nephew! business trip!* - Poldark September 6, 2025, 15:06:23 WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY* - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:47:41 Just a beautiful half of football* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 14:47:20 Bielema with the shit eating grin * - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:46:18 4x-1x* - VIV September 6, 2025, 14:46:17 Nice* - RVA September 6, 2025, 14:56:42 -2.5 my butt* - memyselfandillini September 6, 2025, 14:48:15 Perfection * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 14:47:55 LOL* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 14:47:37 Fuck it, go ahead and score again.* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 14:45:00 Love hearing I L L chant in away game on TV!* - ibdoc September 6, 2025, 14:44:19 Love hearing the TV guys call it “dominating” in a game we were outgained * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 14:50:15 Kinda comes full circle from the "overrated" chant at the beginning. * - Memphian September 6, 2025, 14:47:31 Hope that’s not a serious injury* - ECEIllinois September 6, 2025, 14:44:02 game ball to Duke #8* - Poldark September 6, 2025, 14:42:26 Pair of 8s beats 2 Devils* - memyselfandillini September 6, 2025, 14:45:07 Honestly, that play seemed to change the game. * - harb September 6, 2025, 14:43:53 Certainly a huge momentum swing* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 14:48:11 Give it to Diaz* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 14:43:47 Which one?* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 14:42:55 Lol* - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 14:49:47 I'd flag them both* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 14:43:14 What a game from Altmeyer, though* - longsnapper September 6, 2025, 14:40:05 Kittner has always been my guy but this year Luke could change things* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 14:45:12 Manny thought he was still getting 2023 Luke. Oops* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 14:41:19 Altmyer.* - ibdoc September 6, 2025, 14:41:06 bert >>>> manny.* - Ari Gold September 6, 2025, 14:37:38 Didn’t think that was in question but ultimately forced turnovers were the main factor* - ilinni11 September 6, 2025, 14:40:50 ILL>Elon* - memyselfandillini September 6, 2025, 14:40:36 Mensah made some nice throws but doesn’t seem to have a great feel for the game* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 14:37:12 Thoroughly unimpressed. 7.5 MM for just a guy. Didn't do much - longsnapper September 6, 2025, 14:38:45 he doesn’t have much to offer if you get him outside the pocket* - memyselfandillini September 6, 2025, 14:41:25 Drifting out of bounds to take a two yard loss has never impressed me - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 14:39:38 Did it twice* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 14:42:08 Doing that multiple times was definitely a bit of a head scratcher.* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 14:41:33 What?! Duke paid him 7.5 M?!!* - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 14:39:36 Over 2 years* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 14:40:26 Holy. Crap. * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 14:41:31 Combined total, if that wasn’t clear* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 14:45:31 Luke way way batter at feeling the rush and moving accordingly* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 14:39:27 ooo (FML) - timmer September 6, 2025, 14:37:11 Tarheel isn’t far off - jjlocke923 September 6, 2025, 14:36:12 Wait you are Tarheel?* - CoronaTheirAss September 6, 2025, 14:38:34 21-19 in deserved points. Let's close this out* - longsnapper September 6, 2025, 14:36:00 Where’s the “over rated” chant now?! :D * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 14:35:59 It certainly agreed well.$ - illinibone September 6, 2025, 14:39:55 It was 14-13 at halftime! Love dominating the second half!* - ibdoc September 6, 2025, 14:35:58 DOINK and in!* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 14:35:10 CALIL SEBASTIAN!!* - VIV September 6, 2025, 14:34:39 Valentine got to be RB1* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 14:34:33 We have three guys who can handle it - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 14:38:45 Oh hell yes* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 14:34:30 Master fucking class* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 14:34:21 Wow. Huge!!! * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 14:34:18 ZOMG* - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:34:09 Score again* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 14:33:55 *doffs cap** - OB25 September 6, 2025, 14:34:46 Great job by a backup to have the composure to strip it. Great coaching, great execution * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 14:33:35 he needs to start* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 14:34:53 We love the corner blitzes from like 30 yards away* - gvibes September 6, 2025, 14:33:24 You can’t stop Tanner Heckel, you can only hope to contain him* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 14:33:15 Baaaaaaaaaallllllllllll* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 14:33:13 lol* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 14:33:02 Crush their dreams!* - CoronaTheirAss September 6, 2025, 14:32:57 They may not wanna get their QB murdered* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 14:32:53 Lol - illinibone September 6, 2025, 14:32:47 *chefs kiss* * - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:32:46 POST GAME PARTY Lot B9 with Roughy* - Poldark September 6, 2025, 14:31:40 Great play, great drive* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 14:31:35 Effing. Yes. So excited. This could be something. I was worried, but thx to TOs a huge win * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 14:31:17 Master class in the 2nd half by the coaching staff* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 14:31:05 Lol that can’t be how they want to defend that* - gvibes September 6, 2025, 14:30:49 Quads right had them super confused. BL likes quads near the goal line * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 14:31:38 Run right it’s difficult to defend* - ilinni11 September 6, 2025, 14:39:24 Love the quads* - gvibes September 6, 2025, 14:33:39 ballgame* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 14:30:37 Some great stuff from Lunney this half* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 14:30:37 Really, really nice win* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 14:30:18 Especially if Duke ends up contending for the ACC in any fashion. Could age very well * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 14:31:25 Gonna bitch and moan our way to a 3 score road win vs a team that will make a bowl* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 14:30:55 Nice play call on the TD. * - harb September 6, 2025, 14:30:12 True. Good call, Lunney * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 14:31:51 Can we stop hating on BL yet? Love that call* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 14:30:10 Great 2H. Dukes D gave up opportunities, BL exploited them * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 14:30:52 Man i love that play design* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 14:30:07 Iowa loses* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 14:28:58 Dots II - TarheelIllini September 6, 2025, 14:28:53 gorgeous * - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:31:04 I’m good just running this up the middle here and living the fg * - gvibes September 6, 2025, 14:28:24 Punch this in and call game* - ilinni11 September 6, 2025, 14:29:14 I’m so happy.* - Toonces September 6, 2025, 14:27:41 Well there’s the 5 minute plus drive I asked for!* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 14:26:03 Noice * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 14:26:57 knife in the soul time* - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:25:57 THERE IT IS* - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:30:10 TD here = game over * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 14:25:46 that was for you ranger* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 14:25:38 Jeebus, Luke. Slide.* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 14:25:24 Laughery must be nicked up again * - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:24:14 ooo - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 14:26:44 Kudos to BL. So much better in the 2nd half. * - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 14:20:15 I’ve given Lunney crap, but really, our coaching is upper echelon * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 14:22:44 Duke is probably more talented than we are but coaching matters* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 14:23:48 IDK abkut the talent call. We’ve got some really good players too * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 14:24:47 Illini have plenty of talent. But they're coaching over middling line play - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 14:28:04 Let’s run this shit out * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 14:17:19 He shoved him into the earth. * - VIV September 6, 2025, 14:16:25 That was awesome. * - harb September 6, 2025, 14:17:03 Duke running out of gas * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 14:16:24 Yep. It took 3Q but seems clear we’re the much fresher team* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 14:19:24 And we bail them out with a Time out * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 14:17:26 Looks that way* - Tooldresser September 6, 2025, 14:17:08 My goodness ESPN, a blue block I? * - illini September 6, 2025, 14:15:44 Elzy says me not dead* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 14:13:36 Duke QB is Dee Brown. Can’t go left* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 14:12:36 I didn’t have Dee catching strays on my bingo card - ab75 September 6, 2025, 14:18:16 I was told the secondary was a strength* - Chilango September 6, 2025, 14:11:34 Great play. Let’s take 5 minutes off the clock* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 14:11:14 Good thing the grind it out run game has been so potent today.* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 14:12:27 Throws to Beatty are as good as a run* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 14:13:12 ooo - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 14:11:02 Great catch * - MC September 6, 2025, 14:10:51 Lots of blue leaving the stadium* - opey8 September 6, 2025, 14:10:43 Fuk them and the horse they rode in on. - osklister September 6, 2025, 16:51:16 Overrated. $ - illinibone September 6, 2025, 14:11:33 keep the updates coming * - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:11:31 #MakeWhiteCornerbacksGreatAgain * - OB25 September 6, 2025, 14:10:37 This Duke team really pisses all over its balls like few teams I’ve seen. * - VIV September 6, 2025, 14:10:24 We're just making the big plays. Brings a tear to my eye* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 14:10:16 Huge* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 14:10:14 Thank you Fairy!* - OWWDig September 6, 2025, 14:10:04 More like meh-nsah * - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:10:00 OMG. What an INT * - harb September 6, 2025, 14:09:55 What. A. Pick. * - VIV September 6, 2025, 14:09:53 Yes! - illinibone September 6, 2025, 14:09:45 The white boy really is a stud athlete like they said!* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 14:09:42 Man he even slipped and still recovered. That’s a damn good play* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 14:10:20 Delete* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 14:10:06 I hate the 3-man rush* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 14:09:26 We can't really stop them* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 14:08:17 Not getting any pressure. They're winning the line battle quite convincingly - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 14:09:13 Great play call/design by them* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 14:07:52 that was a nice play * - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:07:11 cmon clock * - biclops September 6, 2025, 14:05:08 Seriously. I told the wife I’d be free at 230pm. Big mistake, big lie * - MC September 6, 2025, 14:05:56 Don’t think we’ve forced a punt. Let’s do that * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 14:04:48 Would you take an INT instead?* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 14:10:00 They've punted once* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 14:05:48 Second series, I think.* - illinibone September 6, 2025, 14:05:29 Really dislike that on 3rd down.* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 14:04:41 Kinda glad we got the false start tbh * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 14:03:46 Yeah, kind of happy to be essentially forced to take the FG* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 14:05:02 Also think our offense is good for at least one more FG this quarter so getting 3 isnt nothing* - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 14:07:32 That play looked dead, glad we jumped * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 14:03:35 yup* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 14:04:44 I hate setup plays. Just run your two best plays * - MC September 6, 2025, 14:03:34 In what world was that play going to work? I just don’t get it* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 14:03:33 Especially after they crowded the line. Throw a quick pass to outside or something.* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 14:05:40 Blah. Would have liked to just passed on 3rd* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 14:03:27 More Calil more Hank more winning* - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 13:58:11 Is Laughery hurt? Haven’t seen him in a while* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 14:00:05 He has full blown AIDS* - VIV September 6, 2025, 14:03:59 Well that’s unfortunate* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 14:11:43 ^^^^secret sauce^^^^* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 13:59:28 Lol there were like 3 open receivers on the play thst went to Bowick * - biclops September 6, 2025, 13:56:51 Duke is still selling out on the run. Haven't changed their gameplan* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 13:57:25 Manny Diaz!* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 13:57:57 need more valentine with the ball* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 13:55:23 Calil sebastian!* - VIV September 6, 2025, 13:54:41 The run blocking has been bad but these run plays are slow to develop* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 13:54:19 It’s all part of the plan!* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 14:00:37 The run plays are a complete waste. Every passing play has a guy open* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 13:54:17 It’s so easy as long as Luke gets a bare minimum amount of time* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 13:56:49 I think valentine is a dude* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:54:16 Gained 20 pounds in the offseason. Looks awesome * - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 13:58:40 Play action * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:52:44 That’s was a great route by that WR* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 13:49:32 X just watched him* - Chilango September 6, 2025, 13:49:46 huge* - MC September 6, 2025, 13:49:22 At least they're still 2 scores behind* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 13:49:01 Yep. * - harb September 6, 2025, 13:49:14 Let’s dominate this last :20 mins. We got it * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:48:54 I was told the secondary was a strength* - Chilango September 6, 2025, 13:48:52 Maybe sit this one out* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 13:50:45 This is a great QB and speedy WR’s. I think they’ve been fine. Not great, but good enough* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 13:49:47 Sometimes, mistakes are made * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:49:35 Pretty massive to stop the 2 there * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 13:48:51 So bad* - ab75 September 6, 2025, 13:48:42 and just like that * - biclops September 6, 2025, 13:47:54 That’s twice the qb has just run oob behind the line* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 13:47:49 I like these guys handing us sacks* - gvibes September 6, 2025, 13:47:42 Jesus Christ, Duke OL is holding like crazy * - ibdoc September 6, 2025, 13:46:25 Okay this is the part where Duke gives us the ball back * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 13:46:02 So much for the stop* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 13:45:55 Is Rosiek still out? Kreutz really struggling in space* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 13:45:39 That should have been a hold against Tomi* - JacobRDaugherty September 6, 2025, 13:45:22 Their YAC is impressive. - tvillini September 6, 2025, 13:45:21 Like Olanos leg* - biclops September 6, 2025, 13:44:06 Get a true stop here and break their spirit* - ab75 September 6, 2025, 13:42:53 That was nasty* - JacobRDaugherty September 6, 2025, 13:41:22 What a great reach block by Priestley. Total sealed off edge* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:40:55 Students starting to trickle out* - opey8 September 6, 2025, 13:40:44 Overrated?* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 13:42:37 Chef’s kiss * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 13:45:00 haha. love it* - biclops September 6, 2025, 13:41:52 Great block by Feagin* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 13:40:34 road graded that dude* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 13:41:47 How good is Hank Beatty? He might be a legit star, unbelievable* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 13:40:34 So happy for Beatty* - biclops September 6, 2025, 13:40:30 Hank Beatty all american game. Wow* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 13:40:13 Been great so far* - OWWDig September 6, 2025, 13:42:38 Effing A right. Let's fucking GOOOOOOO* - longsnapper September 6, 2025, 13:39:59 Barry Lunney you magnificent bastard.* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 13:39:58 Gotta give credit. Bad ass play * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:42:02 When Beatty came out of there with a blocker in front, my goodness * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 13:40:43 Feagin looked like a skinny guard instead of an rb out there* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:41:36 that was fun!* - Orangeillini September 6, 2025, 13:39:53 What a play!!* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 13:39:52 There’s the trick play. Barry stunting all over the haters * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 13:39:47 Fapfapfap* - RVA September 6, 2025, 13:39:44 Holy crap! What a play! * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:39:41 Now we footballin* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 13:39:33 Well that’s one way to get the running game going!* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 13:39:29 JIMP* - biclops September 6, 2025, 13:39:29 WE LOVE YOU, LUNNEY!!!* - VIV September 6, 2025, 13:39:28 Hank is awesome* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 13:39:28 That was too easy* - timmer September 6, 2025, 13:39:27 YESSSSSS* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 13:39:26 Orgasmic * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 13:39:24 Woot. What a play. * - harb September 6, 2025, 13:39:19 Now Lunney just stunting on you fools* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:39:11 Max protected now when they show the heavy blitz. That was 7 man protection * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 13:38:53 Great throw. Man i hate that penalty tho. What’s that dude supposed to do?* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:38:38 Duke looks like the team playing their first road game* - biclops September 6, 2025, 13:38:36 What a throw. * - VIV September 6, 2025, 13:38:25 hell yeah* - Orangeillini September 6, 2025, 13:38:40 Hank is awesome* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 13:38:23 Patterson took such a bad angle on the initial throw - ab75 September 6, 2025, 13:37:55 Who promised their first born last night? Which one of you degenerates did that?* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 13:34:42 I know he just recovered the fumble but I would really like to see less Patterson* - JacobRDaugherty September 6, 2025, 13:34:30 TO fairy with the ball bouncing off our guys foot to stay in bounds. You love to see it* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 13:34:28 beautiful play by Bailey * - biclops September 6, 2025, 13:34:12 Those 2 plays were the full Bailey experience. Loses discipline looking into the backfield and - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:35:56 Thank you * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 13:33:47 Hohoho - RVA September 6, 2025, 13:33:35 Well… we are footballing. That’s cool. Let’s put this thing on ice. * - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 13:33:35 Holy. Shit. TO FAIRY!!! * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:33:24 That’s not luck. That’s a damn good punch by 7* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:34:29 Yep. Bailey coming up huge!* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 13:40:48 True. Excellent balling * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:35:08 Luck to stay in bounds maybe. But that was forced* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:34:47 We've forced two of them. Which is far better than requiring a fairy* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 13:34:05 They’ve been dying to fumble again. So many dudes with bad ball security all day* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:33:13 I hope we don’t have a kickoff returned against us all year* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:31:33 getting Dukes D back out on the field would be sweet here* - memyselfandillini September 6, 2025, 13:29:15 big time* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 13:30:17 Basically our offense sucks until Duke screws up and then we look good.* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 13:28:52 OL is improving, and Luke is eating them up with the pump fakes * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 13:28:11 Showed 4 WR (usually a TE but wide) and they backed out. That drive and passing so much hopefully - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 13:30:17 Nice play call* - Chilango September 6, 2025, 13:27:56 8 is the same as 1 - memyselfandillini September 6, 2025, 13:27:33 BOOM BOWICK! * - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 13:27:07 He good * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:27:37 Bowick to have 15+ TDs this season* - timmer September 6, 2025, 13:26:59 Goodness what a huge penalty that was. Awesome drive to take advantage* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 13:26:58 Taking advantage of mistakes. Feels so good* - CoronaTheirAss September 6, 2025, 13:26:51 Great call on the slant by BL. Set that formation up on the Deagin rush TD first half * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 13:26:50 Wow I can't believe they're reviewing that. - longsnapper September 6, 2025, 13:26:47 Lol* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 13:29:27 YASSSSSSS!!!! Great way to start half! Thanks for the stupid penalty Duke * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:26:44 cajones * - biclops September 6, 2025, 13:26:41 Yesss * - illini September 6, 2025, 13:26:41 Thanks, Manny! Keep it coming!* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 13:26:34 Bowick becoming the go to RZ guy would be nice* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:26:32 I love our coach* - Orangeillini September 6, 2025, 13:26:05 Optimism rising * - timmer September 6, 2025, 13:25:35 Alright, build off that* - RVA September 6, 2025, 13:25:31 Beautiful * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:25:29 Best push of the day* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:25:21 Go for it* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 13:25:19 luke needed to make that 2nd down throw* - MC September 6, 2025, 13:25:18 Bad play calling + shaky Luke. Just get out with a W* - CWR10 September 6, 2025, 13:25:07 Go for it * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:24:50 Altmeyer is off today. - Chilango September 6, 2025, 13:24:21 Damn. Just missed that * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:24:05 Alt has to make that throw. * - VIV September 6, 2025, 13:24:04 He’s missed a few of those today* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 13:25:02 Seemed like miscommunication. Dixon stayed wider and Luke thought he’d come inside* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:25:00 Feagin too slow for this quick DL. More Laughlin please* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 13:23:50 Too many OL looking at the RB get tackled * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 13:23:49 Like that pump and go, just wasn’t there * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 13:22:50 Just a little late and light, but good idea* - longsnapper September 6, 2025, 13:23:56 Seems clear that they are going to continue to focus on the run. Just pass them to death. Trust - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:22:46 Yea. * - OWWDig September 6, 2025, 13:23:45 Just keep passing. They can’t cover us* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 13:21:07 I was worried Beatty was concussed after the sideline slam.* - longsnapper September 6, 2025, 13:20:36 Play action crossers are there if we protect * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 13:20:14 ooo - biclops September 6, 2025, 13:20:04 Huh… a PLAY ACTION WORKED!!!! jfc Lunney * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:20:02 Just fucking stop* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 13:20:32 I mean when he’s right he’s right. Play action made that db just fall down. Master class* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:21:40 Thunder is the Hampton Ski of game threads* - CoronaTheirAss September 6, 2025, 13:21:31 Glad Duke has been gifting us this many chances* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 13:19:39 We’re no slouches! We’ve extended both their scoring drives with personal fouls* - shua September 6, 2025, 13:21:24 Manny Diaz is going to keep us in this game. I still like our chances for that reason* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 13:19:11 yes.* - Ari Gold September 6, 2025, 13:22:30 I’ve literally never seen that before * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 13:19:03 Lol* - CoronaTheirAss September 6, 2025, 13:19:01 Holy. Shit. Bailed * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:18:50 What a shit show of play calling to open half. Fuck you Lunney * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:18:12 Overrated indeed* - timmer September 6, 2025, 13:18:01 They seem so much quicker than us* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 13:17:57 Terrible first drive. * - VIV September 6, 2025, 13:17:40 Why??!?!?* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 13:17:31 What. The. Fuck. LUNNEY!!!! * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:17:06 That’s a bad play. * - illini September 6, 2025, 13:17:03 Woof* - RVA September 6, 2025, 13:17:01 I know that those college commercials they want to show diversity in the people featured… - timmer September 6, 2025, 13:16:12 Like to see WR screen the first play. * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 13:15:56 Mmmmmm, hmmmmm * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:16:41 and when is somebody going to put steve kelly out of his / our misery.* - Ari Gold September 6, 2025, 13:13:43 I can’t get over the barge formation on 2nd and 3 on our last drive. - OB25 September 6, 2025, 13:12:20 That was a massive play. Really frustrating.* - OWWDig September 6, 2025, 13:14:05 it is nice to have the team with better coaching and who makes most of the big plays.* - Ari Gold September 6, 2025, 13:10:39 Need to see the better depth isn’t a myth. Wear them down* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 13:05:15 So the visiting locker rooms here appear to be about 150yds from the stadium. - ATL September 6, 2025, 13:02:45 Honestly don’t think we need to be able to run the ball much, the quick pass game has been there - OB25 September 6, 2025, 12:58:19 our RBs have carried it 13 times for 25 yards. I hope you're right.* - Orangeillini September 6, 2025, 13:01:01 Really gave back a lot of the good fortune we’ve had in those last 2 minutes. - OB25 September 6, 2025, 12:53:21 A long scoring drive out of half would do wonders. * - illini September 6, 2025, 12:57:54 The heat can't be overstated. May their D stay on the field for a long td drive to start* - opey8 September 6, 2025, 13:13:38 I’d take a quick TD too. Any TD out of the half will be ideal * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 13:01:22 Naked boot, reverse, speed option. Don’t know if we have that in the arsenal but that’s there * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:53:19 Yep.* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:53:42 They're dumb, so we might win, but they honestly just look like the better team* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 12:52:34 Yup IL very unimpressive thus far.* - nash September 6, 2025, 12:53:52 Stupid penalties and we’ve had a terrible penalty game. However, 2 TOs and we’ve capitalized - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:52:29 Great catch. Terrible defensive possession. Our coordinators are getting taken to school* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 12:52:21 Henry’s doing just fine.* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 12:53:02 Can’t say the same for Lunney. He’s getting schooled * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:56:00 The OL needs to step up. They are getting pantsed* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 13:05:58 Seems like a just end of the 1st half. - tvillini September 6, 2025, 12:52:18 Duke has dominated this game. * - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 12:53:11 The score is nowhere near indicative of the actual game itself. Yes the score is the score, but* - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:53:54 Yep. Won’t complain for being ahead but we sure don’t deserve to be ahead* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 12:55:24 They muffed a punt and committed a bunch of errors too. A just 1st half result. - tvillini September 6, 2025, 13:08:28 This OL to start the season thing is officially a trend. Frustrating * - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 13:00:48 Hopefully they remember how to run block at halftime* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:53:02 Had a chance to break their spirit and then all that. Yuck* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:51:58 Just brutal last 2 minutes* - ab75 September 6, 2025, 12:51:33 that is one hell of a toe drag * - MC September 6, 2025, 12:51:27 His grandkids will ask what was the best catch he ever had and he won’t hesitate to say Illinois* - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 12:53:46 We deserve to lose this game. Just so bad all around * - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:51:22 meh, duke is committing sins with poor ball security * - MC September 6, 2025, 12:52:48 not really. Duke stinks* - memyselfandillini September 6, 2025, 12:52:46 Deserve's got nothing to do with anything* - longsnapper September 6, 2025, 12:52:00 Ok, mrap* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 12:51:46 Jesus, catching strays* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 13:01:02 Bro, this is a 28-7 game wrapped in a 14-13 package. * - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:52:38 Except it’s not. Go take a walk* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 12:53:28 Good idea. Talk later * - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:54:58 terrible end to the half * - biclops September 6, 2025, 12:51:17 Pathetically stupid penalty* - OWWDig September 6, 2025, 12:51:38 Fuck off, asswipe. Go celebrate the deaths of children with your other zealots* - longsnapper September 6, 2025, 12:52:46 ok, psycho* - OWWDig September 6, 2025, 12:59:19 his left hand came off but his right hand seemed to maintain a grasp the whole time* - Orangeillini September 6, 2025, 12:51:16 if you cannot do math, 14-9 and 14-13 are basically the same thing * - MC September 6, 2025, 12:50:59 Purdue undergrad?* - memyselfandillini September 6, 2025, 12:51:57 5 = 1* - timmer September 6, 2025, 12:51:40 Wow that’s impressive by the Duke WR. What a terrible defensive series that was.* - voiceofreason September 6, 2025, 12:50:35 That’s a TD. - tvillini September 6, 2025, 12:50:34 Yep.* - voiceofreason September 6, 2025, 12:51:26 Not a catch. * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:50:26 Yes it is * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:50:49 That's a catch* - longsnapper September 6, 2025, 12:50:25 That’s a hell of a catch.* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 12:50:19 Mother Fock. Wait, it was not secured!!!* - timmer September 6, 2025, 12:50:05 He’s got it. Dude makes that play once in a hundred tries * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 12:50:37 I think it was with the right hand* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:50:36 Yes it was * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:50:30 FOCK* - timmer September 6, 2025, 12:51:10 Just an unbelievable penalty in that situation * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 12:49:41 Four point penalty* - Chilango September 6, 2025, 12:52:17 What a fucking moron * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:49:38 Not great bob* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 12:49:08 Sonofa…* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:48:54 dumb* - biclops September 6, 2025, 12:48:46 JEEZUS. FUCKING. CHRIST* - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:48:45 Dagnabbit* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 12:48:42 I actually think that wasn’t a good play. Cutting back inside to get the first would have been way - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:48:27 I think we get Duke to stop blitzing by going true 4 WR. they see a TE and they’re coming downhill* - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:47:56 or just look like Duke OL is holding on every single play. or is it me?* - memyselfandillini September 6, 2025, 12:47:12 Can’t fall for the stutter step 5* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 12:46:23 Embarrassing half from the OL* - VIV September 6, 2025, 12:44:23 Now that’s a good play call* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 12:44:05 He didn’t even aim that one. Just tried to throw it over that mountain. * - illini September 6, 2025, 12:43:07 Coverage has really been excellent* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:42:47 Really felt like we had a chance to take control there* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 12:41:34 We did. Lunney got pwned * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:43:58 brutal time to react but if he had the cross routes open if he let it rip * - MC September 6, 2025, 12:40:49 Diaz vs. Lunney is a mismatch we’ll have to overcome* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 12:40:31 Duke’s D coord is pwning Lunney * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:40:15 Terrible lunney. Terrible. Where is a fucking screen pass?* - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:40:08 Our biggest play of the game is a screen pass * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:41:37 You mean the WR screen? Cool. How about a RB screen like the rest of the CFB runs?* - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:43:02 You will see almost no cfb teams run classic RB screen. DLs are very good at feeling it - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:44:37 Of freakin play action? It’s not brain surgery * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:41:07 Play action wouldn’t have worked there either, Luke would have gotten killed* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 12:42:19 Feagin picks up his man there was a WR open* - Chilango September 6, 2025, 12:41:07 Feagin had no idea who to block. - tvillini September 6, 2025, 12:40:04 And our C let 2 guys just go virtually unblocked. Not a great rep there.* - voiceofreason September 6, 2025, 12:41:00 He looked lost before the snap* - Chilango September 6, 2025, 12:40:28 Needed a hot route call there desperately* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:40:00 Bad Luke. Can't do that* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 12:39:31 He had no chance. That’s on the OL* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 12:39:54 Lofl* - WhitmansFolly September 6, 2025, 12:39:23 The way Duke is selling out on any run look, the WR reverse is there * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:38:42 9 OL and we still got dominated* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 12:37:50 I like Laughery better as a short yardage back despite the 50 pound difference* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 12:38:58 Because Duke’s D Coord is stacking on our obvious runs. Lunney needs to play action * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:38:56 Our biggest plays are a play action and a WR screen to take advantage. Duke doesn’t care - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:40:38 It’s just crazy at this point* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:38:34 C’mon Lunney, effing play action * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:37:50 His rep is so much better than his reality* - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:40:36 Feagin tip-toes way to much for a big back* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 12:37:44 Agree* - OWWDig September 6, 2025, 12:38:47 These Duke DBs are straight headhunting. Bert will get in the refs ear at the half* - longsnapper September 6, 2025, 12:33:26 Duke’s D coord just knows when Lunney is all run * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:32:01 Duke is doing all sorts of dumb stuff* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 12:31:40 I don’t know that Manny Diaz is all that good. Cristobal-esque* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 12:36:41 Been getting the calls today. I’ll take it * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:31:17 Nice to have your opponent get dumb penalties * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 12:31:06 Luke has to make that throw* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 12:30:41 Luke has been great on a couple tough throws and missed like 3 easy ones* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:30:26 It’s been at least 4. Very strange* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 12:31:40 He has these games, I think. - tvillini September 6, 2025, 12:34:26 OTOH he’s hot on the money throws which ultimately is what matters* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 12:36:06 Still early in the season with lots of receivers in bigger roles than before too* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:35:36 Should’ve been a scoop and score but alas a DL got there first* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 12:30:15 beautiful * - MC September 6, 2025, 12:30:06 Horrendous QB play there. Wow.* - voiceofreason September 6, 2025, 12:30:06 Holy. CRAP!!! TOs!!! * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:29:58 Fuckin bury them now* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:29:54 Huge!!* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 12:29:33 Ball Ball ball. - tvillini September 6, 2025, 12:29:24 Man Duke really doesn’t wanna win this lol * - biclops September 6, 2025, 12:29:21 BALL* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 12:29:20 Fuck yeah.* - voiceofreason September 6, 2025, 12:29:18 What an announcer pre-call. atta boy gabe* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:29:17 Thank you mr. announcer for waking up Gabe* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:29:11 Their receivers aren’t very good* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 12:28:36 gritty drive* - jaycee September 6, 2025, 12:27:15 Literally the only thing you can’t do. Come on* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:27:14 "throws high!" ... the perfect pass* - MC September 6, 2025, 12:27:13 What a great fucking drive. 3rd and 21 screen pass, Anderson spinning for extra yardage on 4th - OB25 September 6, 2025, 12:26:29 We’ve seen this game before, where the ranked team on the road is struggling but somehow manages to - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 12:26:00 that’s a play a playoff contender makes. Huge drive and finish* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 12:25:49 Lunney learned. Feagin chip helped make that play. Well done * - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:25:36 Some big time throws by Luke so far* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 12:25:24 Fantastic throw * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:25:23 Goddam it’s fun to have a real QB. What a dime.* - voiceofreason September 6, 2025, 12:25:09 Luke. Fucking. Altmyer * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:24:58 What a throw* - OWWDig September 6, 2025, 12:24:50 perfection* - Orangeillini September 6, 2025, 12:25:34 TE touchdown* - biclops September 6, 2025, 12:24:44 The board’s obsession. * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:25:20 deuce-gasm* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:24:58 Awesome pass / catch. * - harb September 6, 2025, 12:24:34 Hell yeah* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 12:24:32 Fuck yes. - tvillini September 6, 2025, 12:24:30 Boom * - illini September 6, 2025, 12:24:29 Wow what a ball and what a catch* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:24:19 It’s so nice to have dudes * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 12:25:13 Like that’s some pro shit on both sides. Phenomenal* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:25:11 So… no late hit? * - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:23:27 Love to see Kruetz give him a piece of his mind* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 12:25:23 No call for one anyway* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:24:44 Receivers getting single coverage everywhere* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 12:21:30 That's targeting. Textbook* - longsnapper September 6, 2025, 12:21:06 2nd one IMO* - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:21:51 Yeah was gonna say, that’s way closer than the one they stopped play for. Odd* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:21:35 Huge * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:20:32 Go for it * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:18:17 We’re running into 8 man boxes. They don’t fear our WR’s* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 12:17:41 Correct. They don't respect the WRs or our ability to protect* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 12:20:00 Need play action * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:19:22 That only works if you can actually run the ball* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:20:21 Hate him again * - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:17:27 Jeezus, safety read that all the way * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:17:18 lulz… - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 12:14:43 IDGI * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:16:07 Bad tackling form that’s likely to get yourself hurt, but can’t be targeting* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:14:20 attack the upfield DE. Good call* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 12:14:17 I mean I would gladly take it but I can’t imagine that’s targeting* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 12:14:01 #7 lining up weakside, TE to left, run away from him for a first. Good call * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:13:34 As opposed to a deep drop where you motion the TE away from him?* - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:15:08 Early in the game, if you think JC Davis is a NFL player (this boards consensus) then you leave Davi - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:20:23 Too much wind socky- ness * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:20:47 It’s only our 2nd game of the season. We’ve got talent. Just get it to gel * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:13:02 That was fun* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:11:59 I forgot how much I fucking hate Lunney. Play caller. Not a game reader. * - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:11:27 Redeemed himself * - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:12:46 JC Davis having a rough game* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 12:11:09 JC Davis having a slightly better game!* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 12:12:00 LOL* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:13:16 Got out in space to spring Clement on that last one at least.* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:11:55 My word. * - illini September 6, 2025, 12:11:06 Did we bring our offensive line?* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:10:54 JC man. Come on* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:10:54 These sacks are pissing me off* - TarheelIllini September 6, 2025, 12:10:49 Duke #7 is wrecking the game. * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:10:31 Dude’s killin’ it * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:13:27 Luke is a little yippy. - tvillini September 6, 2025, 12:10:10 He’s getting a lot of pressure* - Chilango September 6, 2025, 12:14:26 WTF is going on with these throws* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 12:10:00 Gotta make that throw. * - illini September 6, 2025, 12:09:36 We are so unbelievably lucky right now. Getting manhandled. * - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:07:33 OL please run block this is sad so far* - Poldark September 6, 2025, 12:05:53 move. the. ball.* - biclops September 6, 2025, 12:05:41 Ok offense, time to do something* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 12:05:19 My Duke friend is losing his mind about the subs. - illini September 6, 2025, 12:05:07 BB cracked the code on the substitution rule. Surprised more teams don’t do it * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:04:25 Having good depth makes it possible. Lot harder to do in years past when we have no 2nd team* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:06:31 I hate it but we are damn good at jt* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 12:05:55 Seems like he explained the rule to the ref after the too-many-men penalty* - shua September 6, 2025, 12:05:35 He’s a really good coach. He knows one of his big jobs is working the refs * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:06:50 *T pose * * - biclops September 6, 2025, 12:04:10 Slow subs —> Delay of game. LOL.* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:04:02 Man we are doing the late subs to perfection again. This is great* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:03:56 And for some reason the announcers make it seem like we’re doing something wrong* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:04:21 Do people not understand how much of an advantage it would be for the offense to choose their - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 12:05:37 Duke fans are so annoying * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 12:03:22 I’m not going to give up on this D yet. I think they’ll get it figured out * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:02:56 The D isn’t the problem. I mean it’s not great, but mensah is awesome. - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 12:08:46 lol. Im sure they’ll be glad to hear that* - shua September 6, 2025, 12:04:14 C’mon, thunder pretending to be optimistic. That’s the best we might get from him* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 12:06:07 Great tackle by Patterson * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 12:02:36 Was a really good play* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:03:06 Lol what was the rt doing* - gvibes September 6, 2025, 12:02:10 Two completely unnecessary mistakes. Thanks gusy* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:02:05 I didn’t have us getting worked on both lines on my bingo card* - ilinni11 September 6, 2025, 12:01:58 That’s a really late flag. Like hella late* - timmer September 6, 2025, 12:01:04 But glad it was thrown* - timmer September 6, 2025, 12:01:31 Losing two starters on one defensive play, not ideal* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 12:00:55 We look like ass on both sides of the ball* - WhitmansFolly September 6, 2025, 12:00:47 Bailey peeked inside and gave up the edge. Really bad* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 12:00:40 Yup * - illinijohn September 6, 2025, 12:06:14 Yeah that was rough* - gvibes September 6, 2025, 12:00:53 Defense looks really bad* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 12:00:36 Their o line is beating our asses. * - illini September 6, 2025, 12:00:27 Damn. Containment * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 12:00:16 Did I see NIU in that EA26 CFB ad?* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:50:20 i don’t know. Did you?* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 11:59:00 Dots - TarheelIllini September 6, 2025, 11:50:04 This is not looking good. - Chilango September 6, 2025, 11:49:59 This is where our big brain coaches step in and make adjustments * - ibdoc September 6, 2025, 11:53:22 When matchups are against you, only so much that can be done - Chilango September 6, 2025, 11:59:01 Just owning our zone and D line. Need to adjust* - ibdoc September 6, 2025, 11:49:22 They’re getting yards but we’re keeping them in front of us at least. Lot of their guys seem - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 11:53:42 They are doing anything they want* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 11:49:10 Man, they’re gashing us * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:48:42 Unfortunately Mensah is as advertised. Problem * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 11:48:33 ARCH!!! - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:46:29 I really like Justin Bowick. He's got an NFL look to him* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:46:04 Big dude. Good hands too it appears* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 11:48:00 Illini still needs to show me a true drive before I get comfortable with this game* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:45:57 Lotta Illinois fans there! * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:45:41 really an amazing play by Altmyer on that 3rd down throw to sidestep 2 rushers and still - Orangeillini September 6, 2025, 11:45:10 Yep. * - harb September 6, 2025, 11:45:49 This game has been an absolute disaster so far. Also we’re up 7-3 * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 11:44:09 Nm - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:45:39 He’s looked good * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:45:58 Struggled with the xp. Yeesh. * - Tuscy September 6, 2025, 11:44:56 Feagin finally getting in there. * - illini September 6, 2025, 11:44:05 Awesome * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:44:03 Try that 3 more times* - shua September 6, 2025, 11:43:56 OL getting smoked, but Altmyer needs to get quicker reads and get rid of the ball* - ibdoc September 6, 2025, 11:43:29 I think their D will slow down as game wears on. They don’t have depth to blitz every gap all game * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 11:45:47 Zero push. Not great here boys. Time to prove something* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 11:43:29 Don’t love #5 as pass protector on the 3rd down conversion * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 11:43:28 Sneak pls* - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 11:43:13 Luke made chicken salad out of chicken shit on that one* - WhitmansFolly September 6, 2025, 11:43:03 Fantastic catch, not a TD* - ibdoc September 6, 2025, 11:42:30 C’mon Feagan and line here * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:42:30 That ref was just like “fuck it, I didn’t see what happened so I’ll throw my arms up.”* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 11:42:26 I don’t hate it * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 11:43:29 Not a TD but a great play on both ends * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:41:42 Love seeing Luke make that throw. Early days Luke would've never seen that* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:42:35 That’s a catch, but not a TD. - tvillini September 6, 2025, 11:41:15 Wasn't even close to a TD imo* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:41:55 Not a TD* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:41:08 I think that’s a catch but not a TD* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 11:41:07 All my worst fears about this OL are being realized early on.* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 11:40:03 We’re getting nothing on 1st down. - tvillini September 6, 2025, 11:39:47 OL getting no push. Need them to play much better* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 11:40:48 Altmeyer’s drunk. Terrible decision making and sloooooooow recognition* - Desert September 6, 2025, 11:39:02 I LOVE YOU TURNOVER FAIRY* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 11:38:59 2 great punts btw. That helps everything* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 11:38:58 Yup, he's boomed them both* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:39:20 That helps. * - Tuscy September 6, 2025, 11:38:55 stand up for special teams * - biclops September 6, 2025, 11:38:52 Whew * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 11:38:52 YASSSSSSS!!!!!! * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:38:41 That'll do* - RVA September 6, 2025, 11:38:35 That’s better* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:38:34 BALL!* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 11:38:32 Beautiful* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:38:30 Amazing * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 11:38:29 Ooof, not an ideal start here * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:37:58 Refresh* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:38:49 Really bad recognition by the OL there* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 11:37:56 RB solo blocking their best edge. Not great bob* - gvibes September 6, 2025, 11:37:53 Need to start winning 1st and 2nd down* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 11:37:43 He seems to go down awful easy there* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 11:36:40 nm* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:34:15 I thought Duke's run defense was sketchy. Why aren't we attacking that?* - WhitmansFolly September 6, 2025, 11:33:51 Not so sure. They look pretty good * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:36:38 It’s one of their strengths. Doubt they were really trying vs Elon* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 11:38:21 Maybe Elon just had a juggernaut of a running game* - WhitmansFolly September 6, 2025, 11:38:10 It’s likelier that Duke didn’t care about them* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 11:39:39 Already overturned* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 11:33:50 May be the last time we see Elzy* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 11:33:28 Get Clement and Bowick out there* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:34:35 Don’t think it’s a catch but I fully expect it to be upheld* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 11:33:19 That can’t be a catch with how strict the catch rules are in the opposite scenario* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 11:33:14 Not a catch. Still, this team seems to be off today* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:33:11 Not sure he ever had it* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 11:32:54 <aim22> Bench Elzy* - Poldark September 6, 2025, 11:32:48 Thats not a catch. Yikes by Elzy either way* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:32:37 nah* - biclops September 6, 2025, 11:32:35 Is that a catch?* - gvibes September 6, 2025, 11:32:35 That’s not a catch. Terrible drop but not a to* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 11:32:19 Never had control * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 11:32:16 Guh * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:32:04 Jesus Christ. * - Tuscy September 6, 2025, 11:32:03 Not sure he had that. * - Tuscy September 6, 2025, 11:32:25 Oof* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:31:55 Bailed out * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:30:58 Tough throw but one Altmyer needs to make* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 11:30:37 Ooof, not a fan of those 2 play calls * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:30:29 2 passes now airmailed by altmyer* - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 11:30:23 2 bad misses from Luke in his first 3 throws* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 11:30:16 Arby’s makes sub sandwiches now? What a country! * - illini September 6, 2025, 11:27:11 One thing I like about this Duke team is how the sun reflects off the Devil’s head* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:25:45 Seems to be an uncalled hold on every rollout so far* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 11:25:38 We're doing a great job against Mensah early* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:25:37 Grounding? * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 11:25:36 No. Not even close. * - illinijohn September 6, 2025, 11:27:25 Nice * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:25:31 This will come down to our secondary. Here goes* - Chilango September 6, 2025, 11:24:48 Which is the strength of the team* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 11:26:00 Overrated chant with 8 mins left in 1Q. For nerds they’re kinda dumb * - MC September 6, 2025, 11:24:13 But they’re up 3-0! * - shua September 6, 2025, 11:25:14 Not sharp anywhere early* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 11:23:58 I hope the team hears that ‘OVERRATED’ chant* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:23:42 Already getting the overrated chant * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:23:25 The chant to chant when you can’t come up with something better* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 11:23:57 Good. Fire this team up* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:23:42 That drive started so promising….* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:22:49 fuck* - biclops September 6, 2025, 11:22:33 Hate that 1st down tempo play call* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 11:22:18 Gamebreak for two Arch incompletions?* - RVA September 6, 2025, 11:19:51 Poor Arch* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:19:35 Future Saints staring QB.* - KingTalkyTiki September 6, 2025, 11:25:12 That footwork...* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:19:59 Foul on Arch!* - OWWDig September 6, 2025, 11:19:58 All in all good first defensive possession against scripted plays. - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:17:03 Excellent coverage. Good hold* - John Coctostan September 6, 2025, 11:15:49 Good hold * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:15:30 First questionable holding call did not go in our favor* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:15:05 C’mon 3rd down! * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:15:02 not looking real stout against the run* - biclops September 6, 2025, 11:12:48 Real light boxes* - gvibes September 6, 2025, 11:13:40 Not good* - Chilango September 6, 2025, 11:13:23 Middle of DL is getting blasted off the ball* - Mrap24 September 6, 2025, 11:12:10 Most unnecessary facemask ever. There were four illini in the backfield* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:10:54 Could there BE any more flags?* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:10:33 Pathetic turnout for Duke* - RVA September 6, 2025, 11:09:40 Crowd is still making it look like Duke is only a basketball school* - OrangeSox September 6, 2025, 11:09:39 Taylor!* - biclops September 6, 2025, 11:08:50 So 11am means 11:08, good to know. * - MC September 6, 2025, 11:08:06 Embarrassing crowd for Duke* - JeffFrank September 6, 2025, 11:08:01 Barnhart says a huge orange crowd..# - LovetheChief September 6, 2025, 11:09:35 Looks like a MAC stadium* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:09:28 Did the game not start yet? * - illini thunder September 6, 2025, 11:06:55 So why is ESPN not going to the game?* - timmer September 6, 2025, 11:04:09 I guess 11:00 doesn't mean what it used to* - Orangeillini September 6, 2025, 11:06:00 Gameday goes past 11 every week and has for years* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 11:08:56 Its some sort of arms race with the fox pregame but im not sure why* - RVA September 6, 2025, 11:17:35 Yep. * - harb September 6, 2025, 11:09:17 Illini 34- Duke 17* - Phytynlini September 6, 2025, 11:04:00 Screw Trae and Kirk. Go Illini!!!* - OWWDig September 6, 2025, 10:57:01 Des, Saban, McAfee pick the Illini. Kirk and Trae Young go Puke* - AintHatin September 6, 2025, 10:56:58 I’m not sure Trae Young knows he’s picking football* - biclops September 6, 2025, 11:02:34 Got to my seats. Thankfully under the overhang because it’s hot AF. Go Illini! - ATL September 6, 2025, 10:45:53 Yelled my first ILL * - TarheelIllini September 6, 2025, 10:34:00 I have a question, what if we just blow the doors off them? It’s possible * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 10:07:23 Is a parlay of UIUC -23.5 and O 49.5 $10 bet to win $118.67 worth it?* - timmer September 6, 2025, 10:16:45 Yes….you should have pulled the trigger* - TarheelIllini September 6, 2025, 14:58:58 I wouldn't feel comfortable giving someone 11:1 on that, that's for sure * - meanjeans September 6, 2025, 10:42:17 Just got my tickets. LFG* - opey8 September 6, 2025, 9:26:36 I’m so god damn nervous. We HAVE to win this* - illini21 September 6, 2025, 9:24:03 Couple mentions on College Gameday already. - Dilbert September 6, 2025, 8:30:33 St Louis Ribs 27, Duhon's Rib 17.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 5, 2025, 21:31:11 I want to win this game so damn bad.* - OB25 September 5, 2025, 21:29:23 Hey OB! This might help you feel more optimistic - illini21 September 6, 2025, 8:05:33 Hell yes* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 9:15:25 I’m a little nervy about tomorrow * - illini thunder September 5, 2025, 21:50:34 Illini-40, dook-17* - TarheelIllini September 5, 2025, 15:13:19 Effin's Alma Mater 24 - Junior High Effin's Dream School 17 - EffinIllini September 5, 2025, 14:40:44 Illinois 37 , Duke 28* - memyselfandillini September 5, 2025, 14:37:44 Richard Keene 34 Chris Collins 23 * - jdl September 5, 2025, 14:02:56 Frankie Williams 26 - Corey Maggette 23* - baconface September 5, 2025, 14:58:53 Fuck Chris Collins. - uofi1998 September 5, 2025, 14:29:03 Hey now!* - SurfTheBoneyard September 5, 2025, 15:22:53 There he is... - uofi1998 September 5, 2025, 15:39:48 I graduated with his brother and cousin. - SurfTheBoneyard September 5, 2025, 15:50:19 123 Anywhere Street, Go Fuck Yourself, Arizona. - uofi1998 September 5, 2025, 15:53:53 Illinois 30, Duke 28* - OrangeSox September 5, 2025, 13:54:09 Duke 31 Illinois 27* - assassin September 5, 2025, 13:14:51 Almost exactly what I think, D 31 I 28 * - illini thunder September 5, 2025, 15:25:09 Illinois 26-20. * - illini September 5, 2025, 13:05:02 Duke 24 Illinois 20 - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 5, 2025, 12:57:28 nm* - EffinIllini September 5, 2025, 14:39:40 26-10 Illinois* - apusikam September 5, 2025, 12:53:47 ILL 49, Duke 0.* - Warrin'_Illini September 5, 2025, 12:50:46 I have a weird feeling that we kind of smack them. I think 38-10. I think we are a lot - JacobRDaugherty September 5, 2025, 14:40:03 Indeed. It feels so strange to have so much confidence in Illini Football but here we are.* - Warrin'_Illini September 5, 2025, 15:34:10 Yes, a tight game... but in the end, the Illini get the W. - osklister September 5, 2025, 14:33:42 AS WE HAVE SAID ALL ALONG...... - osklister September 6, 2025, 16:54:04 S.I.I.* - EffinIllini September 5, 2025, 14:27:40 My man* - longsnapper September 5, 2025, 13:51:12 IL 30 Duke 17 * - aimlessillini September 5, 2025, 12:40:40 I keep going back and forth but as of today am pessimistic. Duke 31 Illinois 17* - OB25 September 5, 2025, 12:24:53 Illini 27, Duke 19* - uofi1998 September 5, 2025, 12:23:45 Illini 24, Duke 21* - AintHatin September 5, 2025, 12:02:36 Duke 24, Illinois 23* - bjl63 September 5, 2025, 12:01:12 ooo - IlliniSax05 September 5, 2025, 12:07:57 Beloved 34, Puke 13* - timmer September 5, 2025, 11:59:31 View thread; Collapse ^ Re: Phillies Karen - timmer Today, 15:44:42 View thread; 4 responses, latest posted Today, 20:38:18, View last; Yeh, the old lady was fumbling around trying to get a grip on the ball and he stole it - Stu Today, 20:30:42 “Stole” it - IlliniSax05 Today, 20:38:18 Do you not watch a lot of baseball? * - doubledown Today, 15:46:46 I do not* - timmer Today, 15:59:32 View thread; Collapse ^ Week of September 8th political thread - TarheelIllini Today, 7:19:03 View thread; 52 responses, latest posted Today, 20:10:13, View last; JP Morgan, please come to the front of the line - Sounder Today, 15:30:30 They should probably be forced to pay for their transgressions. - Chuck Woodaby Today, 15:41:43 Epstein estate releases Trump's birthday letter - Sounder Today, 14:23:49 so Epstein's friends all knew what he liked - ECEIllinois Today, 20:10:13 Wow, that's MUCH more damning than the artist facsimile. - complainant Today, 17:24:37 if you live in chicago, maybe stay inside for a while. this could prompt a distraction - Nobster Today, 15:35:09 They're claiming it's not his signature, which is beyond the pale* - Sounder Today, 15:46:51 What if it was Biden who did this? Endless news cycle 24/7 - UofIL6 Today, 15:29:13 Uh, what if Biden declared war on Tampa, Dallas, or Nashville? - KingTalkyTiki Today, 15:32:47 I've been wrong (a lot) but this one doesn't seem to be going away - Sounder Today, 15:31:10 this is from weeks ago* - VIV Today, 15:17:03 No, it's from today - Sounder Today, 15:22:32 [Chuck] VIV fell for the fake. [/Chuck]* - complainant Today, 17:11:46 This is the actual letter from the Epstein estate with his sig.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 15:21:40 and here are the receipts on his signature - Sounder Today, 15:25:27 ummm...does "argle bargle" post here. a former poster caught a stray.* - Nobster Today, 15:37:27 This wins the Internet for today - Sounder Today, 12:01:08 Moving on to downplaying domestic violence - John Coctostan Today, 11:05:27 What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? - Sounder Today, 11:07:11 Trump actually posted this - Sounder Today, 10:04:42 Blueskyism: - JeffFrank Today, 9:44:24 One of America's great failings is that Nate Silver, somehow, became relevant.* - Chicago1995 Today, 10:49:12 If you would have told me ten years ago that I would respect Frank Luntz - Sounder Today, 11:09:33 When your statistics and analysis fail routinely wrt major elections… * - illini thunder Today, 11:07:45 And how did he become a political/social commentator? - Chicago1995 Today, 16:14:49 That analysis doesn't amount to an -ism, but it does convey the BlueSky problem. - complainant Today, 10:07:35 What I like most about Twitter is how curated it is to my interests - Sounder Today, 11:13:11 I've stayed in the trenches on twitter. Gotta bring your A-game of nastiness.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 10:24:38 There is no substitute for Twitter - Sounder Today, 10:39:24 Agreed, but not being on Twitter is much, much better.* - longsnapper Today, 10:43:37 I gave up Facebook and it's definitely made my life better - Sounder Today, 11:11:02 I'm still blocked for saying I hope Trump dies soon of whatever disease he has, and refusing to - Stu Today, 10:41:43 BS probably does have more real people than bots, so that’s something. * - doubledown Today, 10:19:27 I don't think that's true. Since I joined, I've had a steady stream of "follows." All are bots. - complainant Today, 10:28:20 I read it. Nate should stick to sucking off Peter Thiel’s tit. - ATL Today, 9:56:11 90% booing/10% cheering - Stu Today, 9:14:50 Not sure if anyone else caught this in the game thread but jjlocke seemed to dox himself - CoronaTheirAss Today, 8:25:47 Maybe Mr. Excitement needs to return to the board? Hmmmm...* - DanSaint Today, 14:54:39 Dan, I would think you of all people would not pile on. Bullying does not suit you. - jjlocke923 Today, 15:05:17 Please, Im not him * - TarheelIllini Today, 9:29:45 *glances at notice board filled with misspellings; drops coffee mug* * - Sammich Today, 9:22:44 Keyser So-So.* - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 11:06:22 Corroborating evidence: - Stu Today, 8:54:22 Wow you all have been so mean to little old Tarheel. Shame shame shame * - MC Today, 8:49:13 Wouldn't be the first time. - Illiniphil Today, 8:43:25 Hi Phil* - TarheelIllini Today, 9:30:24 I know that's a well worn bit here but unless Tarheel is so invested he hired a guy to play showbiz - ATL Today, 8:50:00 If the Tarheel character is a bit, it's British Comedy-level brilliance. - complainant Today, 9:40:24 I know, right. I haven’t seen Kevin (aka Showbiz) in over a year - TarheelIllini Today, 9:32:08 But it would explain why jjheelbiz thinks you are creepy.* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 9:14:22 Yeh, that's totally it* - Stu Today, 9:18:36 Meta suppressed child safety research - complainant Today, 8:18:49 View thread; Collapse ^ VMA review - Sounder Today, 13:26:31 View thread; 19 responses, latest posted Today, 19:29:02, View last; Are you a big Morgan Wallen fan? Isn't that dude like the epitome of "Nashville Country"? * - haighter Today, 19:29:02 I didn't watch but saw some pictures of a wet Sabrina Carpenter. THUD.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 16:09:42 Didn't watch, but was happy to see that when LL tried to be a puppet for Paramount - KingTalkyTiki Today, 14:49:21 what's lori lightfoot got to do with the vmas?* - lcubed Today, 15:09:10 Please to explain?* - Sounder Today, 14:52:37 LL in his monologue essentially said the show was about music... - KingTalkyTiki Today, 15:03:32 For starters, I doubt very much he wrote his monologue - Sounder Today, 15:13:44 I'm sure booticking Paramount and CBS had at least something to do with it, I'm sure. - KingTalkyTiki Today, 15:24:19 Isn't she married to Ron Swanson?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Today, 14:03:08 Megan Mullally - IlliniSax05 Today, 14:40:21 Married to Prince Harry?* - VIV Today, 14:48:38 Married to Debbie Harry? - IlliniSax05 Today, 15:06:19 Married to Harry Reems? - osklister Today, 15:10:16 (I think he knew that)* - Sounder Today, 14:41:02 i can never tell - IlliniSax05 Today, 14:41:51 It's 2025, no one can ever tell* - Sounder Today, 14:45:49 i think she just broke the attendance record for a concert at the illinois state fair* - lcubed Today, 14:02:06 Is that a good thing or a bad thing? - Sounder Today, 14:08:42 It’s MEAGAN Maroney - timmer Today, 13:34:04 View thread; Collapse ^ Western Michigan gameweek - illini81887 Yesterday, 11:49:07 View thread; 113 responses, latest posted Today, 19:12:53, View last; Duke highlights package - biclops Today, 19:12:53 I know below we say that the game is on nbc but this says FS1 - ATL Today, 16:24:20 IU game is on nbc - IlliniSax05 Today, 16:27:32 Like the team, I’m obviously not looking ahead beyond WMU* - ATL Today, 17:57:36 My book now showing illini -27.5 o/u 50 - redgrange77 Today, 14:47:42 ironic given that last year Lunney was lauded for his 1st drive game scripts* - uofi1998 Today, 14:53:14 Illini coaches thanking the traveling fans. Love these guys. (yt) - ATL Today, 14:30:11 This is the good stuff - John Coctostan Today, 15:25:10 This Heckel kid. is there a chance he just has IT and becomes a legit star - John Coctostan Today, 13:33:49 #ourdejean* - AintHatin Today, 14:11:43 there are some similarities in background for sure* - John Coctostan Today, 14:28:18 of course there's a chance - IlliniSax05 Today, 13:36:58 He sure looks the part... and the staff has been talking about him non-stop* - uofi1998 Today, 13:36:12 he also prevented the Duke punt returner from getting the muffed punt back* - assassin Today, 13:35:55 Indiana game 6:30* - illini81887 Today, 12:03:54 I don't love it. I think IU will show up big for that game, and having it as a primetime... - tvillini Today, 14:46:32 How did you feel about Nebraska last year? - bulldogmba Today, 15:08:30 The 2nd half on Saturday went an extremely long way towards bringing calm... - uofi1998 Today, 15:43:06 does that mean NBC?* - bucktownillini Today, 14:22:42 Yes* - illini21 Today, 14:23:02 Dave Wischnowsky is attending* - Poldark Today, 12:48:44 All's right with the world. - osklister Today, 15:11:23 Is it possible he's very self aware and 100% in on the joke?* - Sounder Today, 16:39:12 LOL Michigan State at USC is scheduled for 11 pm ET. Washington better not be a West Coast night gm* - ATL Today, 12:41:43 I live on the West Coast, and it was hard for me to stay up for Washington's game on Saturday - Sounder Today, 13:43:15 Beat the Broncos* - timmer Today, 12:35:52 The exposure we’ve gotten these last two seasons is all I’ve ever wanted. - OB25 Today, 12:21:52 It certainly is fun to feel relevent* - Sounder Today, 12:35:07 You are one month removed from asking "how can someone be an Illini football fan" - longsnapper Today, 12:51:06 I still don't really care - Sounder Today, 13:40:29 All I ever needed. Is there, in Hank’s arms* - memyselfandillini Today, 12:27:55 NBC* - AintHatin Today, 12:04:58 Altmeyer getting props on the Athletic (paywall) - Sounder Today, 11:48:03 Altmyer* - biclops Today, 11:53:33 I'll take the L here, but it's kind of amazing to me - Sounder Today, 12:18:37 As someone with an uncommon name spelling who has spent a lifetime having my name - Blazer Today, 15:24:02 *misspelling - Kajagoogoo Today, 13:56:10 Confession: when it comes to non proper nouns - Sounder Today, 14:31:00 His reply didn't seem particularly passionate.* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Today, 12:29:35 It's more a collective body of work reaction of the whole board* - Sounder Today, 13:38:28 we, as a group, should stop spelling people's names incorrectly - IlliniSax05 Today, 13:45:41 Seriously, I wake up at 5:30am on the weekends to weed whack and practice spelling - OrangeSox Today, 15:13:49 Most of the time it's just laziness - Sounder Today, 13:50:54 then it's a you problem, and you deserve your comeuppance - IlliniSax05 Today, 13:54:19 I'm at peace with that* - Sounder Today, 14:14:56 Agreed, Flounder* - memyselfandillini Today, 12:28:37 Luke. - osklister Today, 12:08:40 Anakin - IlliniSax05 Today, 12:09:26 Looking ahead, the Washington game could be a lot of fun* - Sounder Today, 11:14:05 We are legit good but this is a tough schedule. Can't imagine how I'd be feeling if we had the - Warrin'_Illini Today, 11:17:47 I don't expect them to win at Washington, but I do expect a win at Indiana - Sounder Today, 11:19:32 we have to take a collective breath on the Barry hate in game threads - illiniranger Today, 11:13:18 Barry Lunney is the most consequential assistant we've had in a generation - ijustkrushalot Today, 18:50:19 Game threads are going to be height of emotions and reaction without thought. - MC Today, 12:25:08 You’re right, though I will say he got bailed out on the possession after halftime. - OB25 Today, 12:02:50 game threads are for assuming defeat and humiliation until the win is 100% assured - Sammich Today, 11:33:56 ooo - IlliniSax05 Today, 11:54:44 Agreed. However, I just didn’t think he even TRIED to adjust in the 1st half - illini thunder Today, 11:19:53 We played much better on offense in the second quarter. We squandered a double dip opportunity - ATL Today, 11:32:15 BB said in the past that the barge formation is run when the defense gives a specific look - illiniranger Today, 11:35:57 My point wasn’t to criticize. Just to say there were a couple of plays at the end - ATL Today, 11:52:18 That’s totally valid analysis, especially for game 2 in the season. * - illini thunder Today, 11:39:56 i think he did though - illiniranger Today, 11:24:26 Yup.He was a couple airmailed passes away from 14 more points in the first half. - LeatherneckIllini Today, 11:30:49 different type of offense. i think we ran the ball a lot in the first half trying to control the - illiniranger Today, 11:33:04 i think one good thing of the way the game played out is it will probably deter future opponents - illiniranger Today, 11:27:27 The way that trick play is designed was interesting - biclops Today, 11:57:07 I think that’s the point. Guaranteed we’ll see it at least 2 more times this season * - illini thunder Today, 12:14:37 another thing i think we will see in a big moment is a naked boot by Altmyer - illiniranger Today, 11:31:24 when do they announce start times for future games? - IlliniSax05 Today, 10:37:11 on Mondays* - Poldark Today, 10:39:35 the week of the game? or two mondays before the game? - IlliniSax05 Today, 11:07:43 I would think IU comes out sometime today - Poldark Today, 11:31:28 I wasn't joking when I predicted 49-0. Full confidence in Illini Football. - Warrin'_Illini Today, 9:17:01 TIL: Vontaze Burfict is on Dan Mullen's staff (phrasing) at UNLV* - ATL Today, 8:03:06 Teaching the late/dirty hit?* - UofIL6 Today, 8:11:57 Special Ass't to the Head Coach/Cheapshot Coordinator* - ATL Today, 12:11:26 Headhunting coach?* - bjl63 Today, 8:11:14 Please to enjoy JC Davis blocking downfield - ATL Today, 5:46:40 Might have been the next play (or just after) but he also made an important block. - EffinIllini Today, 10:28:24 I would be perfectly content if he did nothing but ride a bike for two weeks. - uofi1998 Today, 8:33:11 I disagree. OL needs continuity. you can reduce some reps in practice* - Poldark Today, 9:06:39 we've come a long way since losing to them. furg and mt!* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 17:25:16 I like us at Indiana. And it’s not tactical or talent or that. It’s simply that this group… - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 13:57:53 I think we play them at Noon on FOX, will be announced in a couple of hours. - ijustkrushalot Today, 8:12:02 Big Noon is Oregon @ Northwestern this Saturday. Would they want Oregon 2 weeks in a row? - EffinIllini Today, 10:34:52 They won’t do a west coast home game for Big Noon* - OB25 Today, 10:39:05 Right. So the Big Nooner will likely be Illinois @ Indiana. - EffinIllini Today, 11:31:00 Is there record anywhere of the network priority by week or is that not public? - OB25 Today, 9:00:48 ooo* - ijustkrushalot Today, 8:10:20 Apparently Indiana’s QB is being discussed as a potential #1 overall NFL draft pick * - meanjeans Yesterday, 16:37:01 Which is absurd* - illini21 Yesterday, 16:49:44 OTOH, our performances against the last three anointed demigod quarterbacks have been good - ATL Today, 5:35:37 I hope so * - illini thunder Yesterday, 14:01:37 I feel pretty confident about Indiana. USC is the one that worries me* - Blazer Yesterday, 14:00:22 Purdue is my worry. Trappiest trap game to ever trap. - tvillini Yesterday, 16:55:29 Where does all of this confidence come from re IU? - GMAW Yesterday, 16:52:51 Win one of those games we've got a chance. Win both and we really should be talking playoff* - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 14:06:17 Illini open at -24 - jdl Yesterday, 13:37:37 Top 10 Illini team - jdl Yesterday, 13:05:55 Highest ranking since '01 season - Blazer Yesterday, 14:08:10 Holy. Crap. Love * - illini thunder Yesterday, 13:52:53 Number 9. Number 9. Number 9. Number 9: - JeffFrank Yesterday, 13:45:45 Number 8. Number 8. Number 8. - assassin Yesterday, 13:49:40 One of the current top 10 is not like the others… - OB25 Yesterday, 13:16:32 ALL CAPS? * - illinijohn Yesterday, 23:05:18 It's so beautiful* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 13:50:04 Amazing* - illini21 Yesterday, 13:45:13 lol it looks so fake* - assassin Yesterday, 13:39:43 Like playing dynasty NCAA Football on the PS * - meanjeans Today, 1:21:12 I know. ND isn’t in a conference * - uofi1998 Yesterday, 13:38:41 Wow, not only top 10 but get the single digit number which makes it look so much better* - OB25 Yesterday, 13:11:17 By my math this is the highest ranked we’ve been in September since 1964 (!!!) - meanjeans Today, 1:22:42 View thread; Collapse ^ US Open - illini222 August 24, 2025, 22:18:17 View thread; 128 responses, latest posted Today, 17:14:31, View last; Who ultimately finishes with more majors - Sounder Today, 14:10:39 Not sure I've seen a tennis player as athletic as Alcaraz - bjl63 Today, 16:42:58 he's basically Rafa 2.0* - Sounder Today, 16:50:38 Honestly IMO he's more Fed than Rafa. - illinilosch Today, 17:14:31 Alcaraz: 31. Sinner: 23. Yeah, that's a lot. But they're both still really young w/ zero competition - Kajagoogoo Today, 16:38:38 In five years there will be other guys to compete with them. There was a time we all thought Federer - CoronaTheirAss Today, 16:54:02 We'll see. Even then, five years: 20 majors. I'll guess these two win at least 15 of them. - Kajagoogoo Today, 16:56:10 Fonseca being the obvious choice* - JacobRDaugherty Today, 16:56:02 Good lord at the turn of the century just the talk of anyone reaching 20 Slams seemed ridiculous. - illinilosch Today, 16:52:02 I was about to say that I think one of them can get to 30* - Sounder Today, 16:41:00 I was running the math in my head and wasn't thinking clearly. - Kajagoogoo Today, 16:43:19 Good luck to anyone playing these guys for the next 5 years* - Sounder Yesterday, 16:46:00 I give Shelton a chance. - illinilosch Yesterday, 17:11:22 Alcaraz is seven months younger than Shelton. He may get one - bjl63 Yesterday, 17:37:22 Fritz made the US Open finals last year* - JacobRDaugherty Today, 10:50:00 I can picture Fritz snagging one before his career is done - illinilosch Today, 11:25:27 Who is more likely to get one, Fritz or Zverev?* - Sounder Today, 11:27:02 That is a really good question. - illinilosch Today, 12:54:40 It's kind of crazy that Djokivic is probably still the third best player in the world - Sounder Today, 13:02:00 Think he wants to take the lead for match wins at a majors. He is 2nd at all of them - JacobRDaugherty Today, 13:18:29 I also think he really wants to get to 25 majors - Sounder Today, 13:20:31 Fritz. Zverez is mentally weak* - JacobRDaugherty Today, 12:43:29 Lots of folks like him make token finals appearances - bjl63 Today, 11:20:32 I understand. You said his peak is the semis when he made the finals LAST year* - JacobRDaugherty Today, 12:44:32 IT’S ALL ABOUT HIM!! - timmer Yesterday, 15:46:50 He left 90 minutes in with most of his posse* - Sounder Yesterday, 16:02:05 If you are talking about Trump, they showed him in the crowd pretty close to the end.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 17:55:05 yes, he was frowning because the Hispanic guy won* - Sounder Today, 11:24:27 How many millions did this cost us, the taxpayer?* - timmer Yesterday, 16:04:29 Start delayed due to Trump.* - gullit Yesterday, 12:57:19 Still a backup at the entry gates* - jfinsocal Yesterday, 14:19:49 i would be appoplectic if I was in that line* - Sounder Yesterday, 14:21:23 First set almost done and thousands of peasants still outside.* - gullit Yesterday, 14:20:54 What a fucking asshole - Sounder Yesterday, 13:04:03 He got a nice applause from the aristocrats. - gullit Yesterday, 13:22:31 Anisimova is easy to like* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 16:32:25 The parity in the women’s side is opposite of men right now* - Sounder Yesterday, 11:02:53 Would have loved to see her pull that out* - CoronaTheirAss September 6, 2025, 17:03:50 TWSS* - Sounder Yesterday, 9:56:19 Yep she's so close. Just not her time yet. - illinilosch September 6, 2025, 17:58:15 The other night they said she hits her backhand harder than some of the men* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 18:52:15 Accurate. IIRC, 77MPH versus 73/71 for Sinner Alcaraz.* - PDO Yesterday, 10:47:00 HEY PDO! US Open orders broadcasts to censor reactions to Trump - Carl Spackler September 6, 2025, 13:37:58 Well aware...* - PDO Yesterday, 9:50:46 Fuck the patriarchy man!* - Sounder Yesterday, 9:55:49 This is authoritarianism at its best. - PDO Yesterday, 10:18:49 What a nitwit. Very dumb* - Dikta Yesterday, 15:30:14 I just had to vote to approve his trans ban - Sounder Yesterday, 10:50:35 Trans aren’t allowed to curl?* - Dikta Yesterday, 15:32:03 Consistent with the USOPC guidelines - Sounder Yesterday, 15:35:14 Then they can curl* - Dikta Yesterday, 15:40:51 The trans rule changes apply to competitions - Sounder Yesterday, 15:47:18 No. Trans women can compete in the mens categories in any circumstance right* - Dikta Yesterday, 15:55:10 Honestly, I don't know the answer to this, but I think the answer is no* - Sounder Yesterday, 16:04:09 I really like watching Sinner & Alcaraz play, & both seem like genuinely great guys. - Kajagoogoo September 5, 2025, 15:05:00 Here is how good they have been - Sounder September 5, 2025, 17:02:25 Besides the steroids for Sinner* - JacobRDaugherty September 5, 2025, 15:19:34 Yeah, that's a weird one. I'm not a huge fan of Sinner, but I respect his game. - Kajagoogoo September 5, 2025, 15:29:03 They're both great, but Alcaraz is just so much more entertaining* - Sounder September 5, 2025, 16:05:48 Yeah but it's no fun when he never loses.* - bjl63 September 5, 2025, 16:07:34 You are correct, sir* - Sounder September 5, 2025, 16:07:58 Nick Kyrgios comeback? - Sounder September 5, 2025, 15:52:24 I kinda like(d) the guy despite it all - bjl63 September 5, 2025, 16:06:55 I used to like him a lot until just recently - Sounder September 5, 2025, 16:08:55 Was there something specific that tilted you this way? - bjl63 September 5, 2025, 16:11:00 It was a lot of his comments when working as an analyst for the US Open and Australian Open - Sounder September 5, 2025, 16:13:44 Sinner did Steroids and should have suspended for 2 years* - JacobRDaugherty September 5, 2025, 16:48:24 No one cares but you* - Sounder September 5, 2025, 16:50:15 This....is not a correct statement - PDO Yesterday, 12:47:24 I'm sure other players care, but I don't think most fans do* - Sounder Yesterday, 13:04:56 As someone who also spends time on tennis twitter...there are the diehards who REALLY do* - PDO Yesterday, 13:05:59 A tale as old as time. An expert contradicts Sounder and he makes a whatabout to a completely - JacobRDaugherty Today, 12:51:28 Fuck off - Sounder Today, 13:07:17 It is kind of amazing to me how passionate people can be about .....* - JacobRDaugherty Today, 13:22:21 Aren't you one of those people?* - Sounder Today, 13:29:37 hot take: diehard tennis fans are almost as annoying as old school baseball fans* - Sounder Yesterday, 13:54:05 When I then of knowers of people, I think of you* - JacobRDaugherty September 5, 2025, 16:55:48 Pot, thy kettle is black* - Sounder September 5, 2025, 16:58:44 But I'm sure he'll actually play Sabalenka in the Battle of the Sexes! - Kajagoogoo September 5, 2025, 15:55:55 I want her to win so badly* - Sounder September 5, 2025, 16:02:53 The men's game is definitely boring. No parity at all. - bjl63 September 5, 2025, 15:36:04 I'd argue the "Big 3" era was more exciting because of Andy Murray, Stan the Man, and even Del Potro - Kajagoogoo September 5, 2025, 15:45:32 I was really surprised by how many empty seats there were during the women’s semi finals. PDO is - LovetheChief September 5, 2025, 14:35:20 First semifinal was full, second not as much as it started after 10. Gotta start 1st earlier* - PDO September 6, 2025, 8:41:29 If Coco would have made the semis, there would have been less seats free - JacobRDaugherty September 5, 2025, 14:38:38 I absolutely HATE the wave that’s expected over a net ball that drops in - bjl63 September 5, 2025, 12:27:33 LOL i didn't know that was a thing. Incredibly weird* - illini21 September 5, 2025, 15:22:53 it's very much a thing, and it keeps leading to controversy* - Sounder September 5, 2025, 16:03:26 It's kind of crazy - Sounder September 5, 2025, 13:25:37 It's as dumb an "unwritten" rule as there is and baseball has a bunch of them - bjl63 September 5, 2025, 13:47:41 That's what the lady was upset with Taylor Townshend about right?* - ATL September 5, 2025, 12:49:13 Yes* - bjl63 September 5, 2025, 13:08:50 There was more to the story than that - Sounder September 5, 2025, 13:26:20 I’m curious as a very casual observer, what’s the rationale for how they time these matches? - OB25 September 5, 2025, 12:21:33 The other semifinal was played before it* - UIHuskie September 5, 2025, 12:43:01 I get that, but why not start that one earlier?* - OB25 September 5, 2025, 12:46:50 Well kcuf. DJT is attending the Men's Final on Sunday. - PDO September 4, 2025, 18:00:56 Guess he needs the attention* - Mrap24 September 5, 2025, 13:05:17 On us open radio? * - IlliniRunner September 4, 2025, 18:22:08 Yep. Gonna be a mess. * - PDO September 4, 2025, 22:47:19 I hope someone throws a Honey Deuce at him* - Sounder September 4, 2025, 18:17:42 Final should be a banger (unless the canuck pulls off a miracle)* - gvibes September 4, 2025, 18:14:34 It's a two person tour right now - Sounder September 4, 2025, 18:18:49 He's still young and he certainly has the drive and ambition - illinilosch September 5, 2025, 12:23:03 he seems really cocky - Sounder September 5, 2025, 16:04:22 I'm starting to lean towards the latter. - illinilosch September 6, 2025, 6:11:12 He's one of the nicest guys I've met in my 12 years on tour. - PDO Yesterday, 9:55:32 I'm legitimately rooting for him - Sounder Yesterday, 15:50:12 Ostapenko showing her ass yet again after her loss to Taylor Townsend ... - Kajagoogoo August 28, 2025, 15:45:03 Good stuff PDO. Got to enjoy your call tonight. * - LovetheChief August 26, 2025, 18:52:12 Hey thanks boss! This Coco match is wild tonight* - PDO August 26, 2025, 21:08:38 Listening to you though, I kept thinking of Rick Ankiel. Is it to that level for Coco?* - LovetheChief August 27, 2025, 8:35:49 IMO, part of the problem is how much everyone keeps talking about it - Sounder September 4, 2025, 18:21:08 I disagree. Everyone has been talking about it literally for years. - PDO September 5, 2025, 12:10:07 Fair enough, hopefully she can fix it* - Sounder September 5, 2025, 13:30:57 You were a great listen. Truly. I was on the road last night, had never really listened to tennis - LovetheChief August 27, 2025, 8:34:55 That's awesome, thank you. It's absurdly hard, and exhausting, and SUPER fun. - PDO August 27, 2025, 9:30:41 Venus (sp) - LovetheChief August 25, 2025, 19:52:53 Why is Seb Korda not better than he is? He seems to have all the tools. - Kajagoogoo August 25, 2025, 11:36:47 THE DRAGON OF BUDAPEST* - VIV August 25, 2025, 12:35:05 Doesn't adapt within matches. Plays one style, and one style only* (and injuries) - PDO August 25, 2025, 12:31:22 Man I dunno what to think of that whole circus. That was just nuts! - illinilosch August 25, 2025, 7:35:14 The ruling was dead on from the Chair, without question. - PDO August 25, 2025, 10:12:04 I've always liked Medvedev, but he needs a time out - Sounder August 25, 2025, 10:32:25 Me too. Always liked him because his unusual style of play is entertaining to me. - illinilosch August 25, 2025, 10:38:41 There is something unique about tennis and its mental health component - Sounder August 25, 2025, 11:40:43 The general consensus amongst the year round commentators.. - PDO August 25, 2025, 12:30:20 I was at Ashe today. Missed the craziness on Armstrong. Ashe was pretty straight forward today* - JacobRDaugherty August 24, 2025, 23:36:47 View thread; Collapse ^ MLB expansion - TarheelIllini Today, 15:45:41 View thread; 7 responses, latest posted Today, 17:10:17, View last; Just because some asshole wrote an article for Forbes doesn't mean - Sounder Today, 17:01:56 WHY DO YOU DOUBT TARHEEL’S NEIGHBOR’S NUTS?!?* - shua Today, 17:05:55 DeezNutz!* - Sounder Today, 17:06:23 ShowDeezNutz* - IlliniRunner Today, 17:08:44 "called my neighbor my nuts"* - Sammich Today, 15:46:41 Sorry, I blame the phone* - TarheelIllini Today, 16:45:05 So Tarheel on the phone - Chuck Woodaby Today, 17:10:17 View thread; Collapse ^ Rick Davies = Ed Martin - theBard Today, 10:32:00 View thread; 3 responses, latest posted Today, 17:05:52, View last; I wonder if NHS denied him the miracle drug that's keeping Tom Brokaw alive.* - complainant Today, 17:05:52 ooo - JeffFrank Today, 16:16:20 My favorite song was by him after Roger Hodgson left - TarheelIllini Today, 13:23:30 View thread; Collapse ^ *waves to ijka from 35,000’* - ATL Today, 14:44:08 0 responses September 1st politics thread.* - theBard September 1, 2025, 2:30:16 View thread; 518 responses, latest posted Today, 14:07:19, View last; Trump is now defending Karens - Sounder Today, 13:56:10 That seems fake* - longsnapper Today, 13:58:58 Account posting it says it’s a parody account in the bio* - OB25 Today, 14:00:59 dotz - Sounder Today, 14:05:14 Finally saw a clip of Zuck’s hot mic moment with Trump, and holy shit how pathetic. - doubledown Yesterday, 19:39:12 It's hard to think on your feet when you're concentrating on giving a handjob* - Sounder Today, 14:05:58 They're all idiots happy to fuck everyone over for some zeroes to their net worth - opey8 Yesterday, 19:45:35 it's documented how humans don't really comprehend big numbers well, especially billions. - torinese Today, 8:03:07 One million seconds is about 11.5 days - Sounder Today, 14:07:19 And meanwhile the GOP base believes the entire research and medical establishments… - DT Today, 6:40:23 Killing off your own supporters is quite the strategy - opey8 Today, 6:49:05 No awards ceremonies for dem supporters, even if it's Tom Hanks - UofIL6 September 6, 2025, 19:52:01 Republicans really offended by Hanks anti Nazi endeavors in saving private Ryan * - ATL September 6, 2025, 19:56:08 Award will now be given to Ralph Fiennes for his portrayal of Goeth in Schindler's list* - UofIL6 September 6, 2025, 20:04:14 This is apparently real - larue33 September 6, 2025, 13:06:53 That is pretty fucked up * - MC September 6, 2025, 17:35:56 So he’s AI photo-cosplaying serving in a war he was too cowardly to actually serve in - DT September 6, 2025, 17:27:40 which we definitely would have one if he had joined the other “suckers”* - memyselfandillini Today, 14:01:53 Fear is the nougaty center of the conservative psyche. * - doubledown September 6, 2025, 17:42:59 Not sure anyone really likes nougat* - Stu September 6, 2025, 20:26:42 That is correct* - Sounder September 6, 2025, 17:32:34 But ICE is part of the Dept of Homeland Security and not Dept of “War”…. - shua September 6, 2025, 16:45:53 This is truly one of the craziest things he has ever posted - Sounder September 6, 2025, 14:02:00 Lucky for us, we got a Gov made for this moment... - KingTalkyTiki September 6, 2025, 14:17:36 "I hate the sound of leaf blowers in the morning" - KingTalkyTiki September 6, 2025, 13:54:27 Taking volunteer service members away from their jobs and family for this shit is reprehensible. - doubledown September 6, 2025, 14:03:39 Didn’t want it to come to this, but I’m now actively rooting for his death. * - doubledown September 6, 2025, 13:14:37 Welcome to the club* - Sounder September 6, 2025, 14:02:43 Another air show? Nice* - timmer September 6, 2025, 13:08:12 Ooo - KingTalkyTiki September 6, 2025, 11:48:13 Israel is just gonna go ahead with that E1 settlement in the West Bank. - complainant September 6, 2025, 8:20:40 Did anything ever get answered about the bag that was thrown out of the White House window?* - VIV September 5, 2025, 20:58:31 Trump said it was an AI bag.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 5, 2025, 21:00:02 I don’t even know what that is. That’s not my bag, baby. - DT September 6, 2025, 7:43:00 LOL. * - VIV September 5, 2025, 21:00:28 That wasn’t a joke* - Sounder September 6, 2025, 1:09:26 No shit?* - VIV September 6, 2025, 11:48:07 ooo - SurfTheBoneyard September 5, 2025, 21:06:47 Johnson trying to convince people that trump was a fbi informant to take down Epstein - Mrap24 September 5, 2025, 18:45:21 No one does that voluntarily. - SurfTheBoneyard September 6, 2025, 7:19:10 I don't know why they're even acknowledging it at this point* - Sammich September 5, 2025, 21:08:32 Also trying to convince people he's 100% straight - KingTalkyTiki September 5, 2025, 18:48:39 I don’t care and won’t speculate, but I don’t think anyone would be shocked if he came out - doubledown September 5, 2025, 20:16:15 So it’s not a democratic hoax?* - ATL September 5, 2025, 18:48:22 The primary residence scandal - larue33 September 5, 2025, 18:00:51 Whoopsie.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 5, 2025, 18:13:17 Don’t see a selective prosecution defense much, or work much.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 5, 2025, 18:50:57 [timmer] Junior’s nephew calls for him to resign [\timmer] - Stu September 5, 2025, 17:36:14 [timmer] CBS News capitulating to Trump [/timmer] - Stu September 5, 2025, 15:35:26 It goes without saying that the part the edited out of Noem - Sounder September 5, 2025, 15:49:30 Face the Nation - Sammich September 5, 2025, 15:46:22 with a grin on your face and lies lies and lies in your heart* - memyselfandillini September 5, 2025, 17:43:47 NRA against ban on transgender people owning guns. - SurfTheBoneyard September 5, 2025, 15:05:34 I’ll be damned…using principles to reach a conclusion rather than politics to change your principle - Desert September 5, 2025, 21:10:10 Not sure “sell as many guns as possible” qualifies as a principle* - Herman Blume September 5, 2025, 23:26:18 Gun industry wants as big of an addressable market as possible * - ATL September 5, 2025, 15:10:55 Assuming there is a mental illness argument here - Sounder September 5, 2025, 15:48:06 “Assuming”? By definition, don’t we know there is a mental illness issue if someone has - jjlocke923 September 5, 2025, 19:42:04 Do you think there is a mental illness argument with someone who has convinced themselves that a - ATL September 6, 2025, 7:58:08 Yeah, because that’s just the same. lol nice try * - jjlocke923 September 6, 2025, 8:20:57 No. The nailed to a tree story is significantly more delusional * - ATL September 6, 2025, 13:01:22 I mean, the word "hermaphrodite" comes from a language that's been dead for 1500 years.* - complainant September 6, 2025, 13:33:28 Fuck off* - PapaDels September 5, 2025, 20:22:09 Mentally ill is a large majority of gun owners* - KCWildcat September 5, 2025, 19:38:27 It’s almost like transgender people are like everyone else… - SurfTheBoneyard September 5, 2025, 15:54:05 Has the raid on the Hyundai car battery plant been discussed? - ATL September 5, 2025, 14:40:48 We're going after the Asians now?* - Sounder September 5, 2025, 15:50:31 Are they non-white? - TarheelIllini September 6, 2025, 8:35:18 I'd put money on the latter.* - complainant September 5, 2025, 14:51:46 Please post an update when you find out * - jjlocke923 September 5, 2025, 14:46:50 Aileen Cannon dismisses News Max suit against Fox News. - complainant September 5, 2025, 14:15:53 lol wtf* - gvibes September 5, 2025, 14:25:04 Co-lol wtf. I’ve never not incorporated prior paragraphs* - Desert September 5, 2025, 21:12:39 Incorporation by reference is no longer allowed in federal pleadings?* - ATL September 5, 2025, 14:42:24 Yeah, I don't know if there is some sort of antitrust-rule that would prohibit this. - gvibes September 5, 2025, 14:44:00 She actually does this a lot apparently* - gvibes September 5, 2025, 14:54:12 Apparently there is an 11th circuit vendetta against them. - ATL September 5, 2025, 15:02:10 Tylenol + Pregnancy = Autism - timmer September 5, 2025, 13:26:09 What exactly are RFK Jr’s motivations?* - CWR10 September 5, 2025, 14:46:07 Daddy issues * - PapaDels September 5, 2025, 20:26:13 to prove himself right and save the children. yes, mutually exclusive* - memyselfandillini September 5, 2025, 17:45:04 The brainworm is in control.* - Warrin'_Illini September 5, 2025, 14:50:59 The head of HHS is literally a fucking crazy conspiracy theorist* - Sounder September 5, 2025, 13:45:09 1982 was a long time ago, and death was pretty immediate.* - uofi1998 September 5, 2025, 13:44:18 They never caught the perpetrator, right? Hmm....* - Stu September 5, 2025, 13:48:51 RFK Jr was too busy not passing the bar then to be killing Tylenol users in Chicago* - timmer September 5, 2025, 13:57:43 That would at least partially explain his inability to pass... too busy killing people* - uofi1998 September 5, 2025, 14:01:49 Junior has pulled put of his ass that Tylenol causes autism* - Stu September 5, 2025, 13:25:34 Serious question: what is RFK's obsession with autism?* - Sounder September 5, 2025, 14:10:04 He hitched his wagon to the anti-vaxxers because they don't require expertise, effort, or results. - doubledown September 5, 2025, 14:21:43 Maybe he's on the spectrum.* - Chuck Woodaby September 5, 2025, 14:11:09 Maybe?* - DocWalk20 September 5, 2025, 14:59:46 Not at all. He's extremely self-aware and a great manipulator. - complainant September 5, 2025, 15:06:17 what the actual fuck* - VIV September 5, 2025, 14:07:56 There have been lots of studies looking at this over theyears* - gvibes September 5, 2025, 14:29:40 I’m aware - VIV September 5, 2025, 14:48:01 Why use Tylenol? Bourbon does all the same things, and it's tastier.* - complainant September 5, 2025, 13:45:00 He’s just not a smart guy. * - doubledown September 5, 2025, 13:32:26 he started out not smart - Sammich September 5, 2025, 13:50:53 You forgot the brain worms* - ATL September 5, 2025, 14:18:22 Johnson and Johnson's lawyers are salivating* - assassin September 5, 2025, 13:28:15 Make that Kenvue. - EffinIllini September 5, 2025, 14:11:51 They are probably busy with all of the Sudafed lawsuits. - Chuck Woodaby September 5, 2025, 14:18:07 They are probably busy with all the baby powder causing ovarian cancer lawsuits - Chuck Woodaby September 5, 2025, 14:04:07 Damn you* - timmer September 5, 2025, 13:26:27 I didn't know it was a contest* - Stu September 5, 2025, 13:48:20 It is to me - timmer September 5, 2025, 13:55:14 The key to winning in life is to not care about winning - Stu September 5, 2025, 13:57:19 Lutnik: the numbers are bad because people don't like Trump? - ATL September 5, 2025, 13:21:53 IOW: We will only make things bad and you suffer for a year more. Tops. - ghost_of_clt September 5, 2025, 13:54:12 a little concerned at what he means by "take out"* - Sammich September 5, 2025, 13:52:15 What an idiot* - Mrap24 September 5, 2025, 13:52:10 this timeline sucks* - Sounder September 5, 2025, 14:02:17 The videos from Gaza of people just going about their day surrounded by rubble are always sobering - OB25 September 5, 2025, 12:29:21 OWWDIG is going into the weekend fully turgid at the thought of their suffering* - longsnapper September 5, 2025, 13:41:46 Shame on Hamas for booby trapping another building that Israel bombed* - Chuck Woodaby September 5, 2025, 12:59:35 I would like to preemptively send out thoughts and prayers for when Israel gets what it deserves. * - doubledown September 5, 2025, 12:39:19 Kind of surprised to see Veritas going after Republicans. - doubledown September 5, 2025, 11:26:05 Tesla offering Musk $1T dollar pay package because "He needs extra motivation"* - Stu September 5, 2025, 10:03:29 does he have to sing love song or signs?* - lcubed September 5, 2025, 11:53:43 I'm incapable of understanding how TSLA would be up on this news. * - doubledown September 5, 2025, 11:04:30 Maybe It’s a meme stock now * - ATL September 5, 2025, 11:24:30 It always was* - longsnapper September 5, 2025, 13:45:45 all he has to do is octuple their market cap in the next ten years - Sammich September 5, 2025, 10:41:42 The guy has had ONE idea and it was the Cybertruck. Crazy that they don't just fire him. * - doubledown September 5, 2025, 10:30:02 Welfare queens in Arkansas seeking more handouts - ATL September 5, 2025, 8:13:59 Give them nothing. This is what they wanted. Actions have consequences* - Mrap24 September 5, 2025, 13:04:36 The fat, gay reporter will eventually travel out of state, and discover he's not the only one. - complainant September 5, 2025, 9:38:02 The farmers hate getting that check from the government, but the government damn well better send it - doubledown September 5, 2025, 9:22:38 then feel free to reject the checks!* - shua September 5, 2025, 12:29:03 Looks like Trump will have to fire another statistician. 22,000 * - larue33 September 5, 2025, 7:33:16 Sweet, sweet stagflation. And the tariff metrics haven’t even kicked in yet. * - VIV September 5, 2025, 15:39:26 the US has lost 42,000 manufacturing jobs since 'Liberation Day' - assassin September 5, 2025, 12:59:43 Just think how bad they were before they were adjusted up.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 5, 2025, 8:07:48 Isn’t this kinda what he wants? - Mrap24 September 5, 2025, 7:54:19 Maybe? It does make a rate cut more likely. But he fired the BLS director for bad numbers - DT September 5, 2025, 8:24:57 He has the mindset of all the diseases trying to kill Monty Burns but cancel each other out.* - Warrin'_Illini September 5, 2025, 10:49:35 I thought you were going for the Fed rate cut angle. And this does make a cut more likely I feel.* - gvibes September 5, 2025, 8:07:26 There’s a reason he wants a rate cut so bad, and it’s not for your or my benefit - Mrap24 September 5, 2025, 8:11:19 I think bond price manipulation thing is a little far fetched. He has a lot of other easier ways to - gvibes September 5, 2025, 8:05:53 Agreed. Trump is known for his constraint and measured decisions* - longsnapper September 5, 2025, 8:25:21 Usually it takes a republican president 2-3 years to ruin the economy. Trump’s done it fast.* - ATL September 5, 2025, 7:39:26 An economic slowdown like nobody has ever seen. * - doubledown September 5, 2025, 8:03:34 Oh great, the jobs report comes out today - KCWildcat September 5, 2025, 7:24:20 “Numbers always tend to benefit the Left” - Tortillini September 5, 2025, 7:23:18 Department of War it is!!!* - timmer September 4, 2025, 18:26:20 If there ever is another president, he's gonna have a lot to unravel. - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 19:50:44 Nice signature - lol * - jjlocke923 September 5, 2025, 7:44:57 President Newsome should have all the EOs drafted before he assumes office* - Stu September 4, 2025, 20:13:36 autopen* - Sounder September 5, 2025, 13:02:42 when a fascist does it, it's called an Autolepen* - VIV September 5, 2025, 14:42:28 It should only take one * - illini thunder September 4, 2025, 20:36:26 Gotta give him the Peace Prize now.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 4, 2025, 18:39:20 Logistics is basically how we've won every war - RVA September 4, 2025, 18:38:41 Doing every possible thing to give as much power as possible back to big business over people - John Coctostan September 4, 2025, 16:14:07 His target demographic has never left their own state.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 4, 2025, 17:41:48 He's for the little guy, just ask him! - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 17:19:08 But the transphobic ads every timeout last football season said he was for me!* - RVA September 4, 2025, 17:00:54 That ad is exhibit A why anyone who voted for him is a irredeemable piece of shit. - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 17:22:45 ooo - Sammich September 4, 2025, 16:34:11 Another twist in the Cook/Fed takeover (mortgage 'fraud') - UofIL6 September 4, 2025, 15:52:09 frog?* - Sammich September 4, 2025, 15:53:16 The AI videos Trump posted last night are absolutley insane - Sounder September 4, 2025, 14:55:59 Mike Judge was right about everything.* - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 15:44:45 lol - thanks for sharing * - jjlocke923 September 4, 2025, 15:18:06 South Park on a heater - Sounder September 4, 2025, 14:37:02 I also enjoyed the simplicity of… - SurfTheBoneyard September 4, 2025, 15:53:35 One of my favorite episodes of South Park - Sounder September 4, 2025, 17:56:58 Go Wok Go Brok!* - SurfTheBoneyard September 4, 2025, 15:48:24 Is Donald Trump fucking Satan?* - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 15:45:16 Trump DOJ looking to ban transgenders from owning guns - Mrap24 September 4, 2025, 13:47:04 I have been told gun control does not work.* - Toonces September 4, 2025, 15:51:02 NRA: ………….. - SurfTheBoneyard September 4, 2025, 15:22:22 Lol that the NRA cares about gun rights for transgender folks* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 4, 2025, 15:36:11 Right. They likely don't want to go to bat for trans people, but it's a camel nose under the tent. - doubledown September 4, 2025, 15:38:49 This thrills them about as much… - SurfTheBoneyard September 4, 2025, 15:49:56 obligatory - VIV September 4, 2025, 17:03:41 No one that the NRA gives a shit about* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 4, 2025, 15:43:48 Right, there's a long list still to go that the NRA wants to disarm* - RVA September 4, 2025, 15:47:19 Nobody is going to be banned from owning guns. Republicans just want a chance to call trans people - doubledown September 4, 2025, 15:52:53 slippery slope* - Sounder September 4, 2025, 15:39:55 Start with anyone with a Y chromosome* - KCWildcat September 4, 2025, 13:52:50 It’s a start - timmer September 4, 2025, 13:49:41 2nd amendment purists i'm sure will be up in arms (no pun intended). - VIV September 4, 2025, 13:47:46 no reason for that slogan to be any more meaningful than "back the blue" was* - Sammich September 4, 2025, 14:58:01 The RFK thing is wild. perfect for this bullshit government and party - John Coctostan September 4, 2025, 13:11:09 he is an absolute POS lunatic* - memyselfandillini September 4, 2025, 14:40:54 If people like him can operate with zero accountability, what hope is there for the system? - Sounder September 4, 2025, 14:50:36 And being questioned by the person who cast the deciding vote for his confirmation* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 4, 2025, 13:50:20 they took out the two good ones and left us with teddy and rfk jr. * - VIV September 4, 2025, 13:29:40 Only the good die young* - timmer September 4, 2025, 13:41:09 Bari Weiss's company to be purchased for 200M, Bari to be put in CBS news leadership? - gvibes September 4, 2025, 13:07:38 Still waiting for her to publish the X Files - RVA September 4, 2025, 13:44:26 Every time i read the name Bari Weiss i picture the Storage Wars guy* - illini21 September 4, 2025, 13:31:00 Every time i read the name Bari Weiss i picture - VIV September 4, 2025, 13:33:09 omg what a joke* - cpsteine September 4, 2025, 13:27:38 Who knew being Netanyahu's toady could be so lucrative* - Chuck Woodaby September 4, 2025, 13:14:03 The Free Press is worth so much because it supports the view of - IlliniRunner September 4, 2025, 13:37:50 I'd love to see the google analytics on that site.* - cpsteine September 4, 2025, 16:11:24 What are those bad opinions?* - Chuck Woodaby September 4, 2025, 13:45:50 “Go Duke” and “I deserve EVERYTHING I have and more. Anything less is UNFAIR* - memyselfandillini September 4, 2025, 14:46:00 I mean honestly, that seems like a job that would pay well.* - Warrin'_Illini September 4, 2025, 13:17:56 True, and the best part: - Chuck Woodaby September 4, 2025, 13:22:37 I'm sure the University of Austin is crushing it as well.* - Warrin'_Illini September 4, 2025, 13:33:33 Can’t believe Larry Ellison’s kid turned out to be such a fascist cuck. - doubledown September 4, 2025, 13:12:57 Heroin, cocaine, Botox, roadkill, steroids, uva and uvb rays. Just a partial list of - doubledown September 4, 2025, 12:54:25 Don't forget swimming in "Fecal coliform" bacteria!* - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 12:59:21 Sounder: More than 'absolutely nothing' - Houston shooter in ding-dong ditch charged with murder.* - cpsteine September 4, 2025, 12:46:56 Good. * - doubledown September 4, 2025, 12:49:34 Florida says not enough kids are dying of preventable diseases. - doubledown September 3, 2025, 18:37:53 don't forget this all started because... - VIV September 4, 2025, 10:45:55 amazing. and Florida Ron is only motivated by things that will help him become president... - cpsteine September 4, 2025, 12:49:03 Isn't this vaccine debate actually a pro choice argument? Mental gymnastics* - KCWildcat September 4, 2025, 6:56:26 Abortions and vaccinations are both healthcare, and neither fetuses nor viruses are human beings, - doubledown September 4, 2025, 7:25:21 Well that's a dumb thing to say. But provocative. - complainant September 4, 2025, 7:40:27 Maybe my sincerely held religious belief is that it’s not a person until it takes a breath. - doubledown September 4, 2025, 7:51:35 You may want to paraphrase saying when the child can sustain life outside the uterus. - ibdoc September 4, 2025, 10:40:00 That was my gut sense. Are there statistics on this?* - ATL September 4, 2025, 11:38:29 Of course. And you might want to get your gut checked. - Chuck Woodaby September 4, 2025, 12:25:41 Not sure I see support for that in either paper they cite. - gvibes September 4, 2025, 12:33:39 Do you see support for: - Chuck Woodaby September 4, 2025, 12:38:52 i had understood doc be speaking of his own experience with that number* - gvibes September 4, 2025, 12:43:43 Is he an abortion doctor in fantasy land?* - Chuck Woodaby September 4, 2025, 12:48:04 My religious belief is that people who ride motorcycles are too dumb to be human and deserve to die - Stu September 4, 2025, 8:56:31 It ain't cool being no jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving. * - doubledown September 4, 2025, 11:00:31 Chump don’t want no help…….* - memyselfandillini September 4, 2025, 11:02:00 What about side-by-sides? - memyselfandillini September 4, 2025, 11:00:16 What about the guys who swing both ways? AC/DCs?* - Sammich September 4, 2025, 11:01:47 Like my man Gary Wilson? - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 12:54:56 And Van Haggar?* - memyselfandillini September 4, 2025, 11:02:33 They make a decent pair of casual pants, but I find their shirts too billowy. * - doubledown September 4, 2025, 11:16:17 depends how you feel about letting loose the chest hair, but I get it* - memyselfandillini September 4, 2025, 14:46:54 Well, then you shouldn't live in a Christian nation. - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 8:50:31 she a Chrietsn lady* - Sammich September 4, 2025, 9:16:46 What did Caroline say Helen?* - longsnapper September 4, 2025, 10:22:20 Gen Z, the last generation* - KCWildcat September 4, 2025, 7:27:28 Darwin* - JeffFrank September 4, 2025, 7:08:09 It's well more than that* - Chilango September 4, 2025, 10:30:57 vaccines are a public good. abortions affect no one but the person getting one - IlliniSax05 September 4, 2025, 7:03:08 Need to keep that infantry pipeline open for future wars - RVA September 4, 2025, 10:33:47 Yeah, so many pro lifers want this "choice" for themselves* - KCWildcat September 4, 2025, 7:04:09 Vaccines have worked so well people have forgotten how awful these diseases are * - Dark Knight September 3, 2025, 20:16:38 I tell parents that if they decline vaccines I likely won't be able to diagnose and treat - ibdoc September 4, 2025, 10:28:25 We need you on that wall, Doc! - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 10:37:05 My kid's pediatrician has signs basically saying go elsewhere if you're not gonna vax* - RVA September 4, 2025, 10:30:35 *DingDingDing** - KingTalkyTiki September 4, 2025, 8:47:19 Florida’s “surgeon general” speech was rich - illini thunder September 3, 2025, 19:59:42 Newsmax suing Fox News - biclops September 3, 2025, 17:56:02 CRIME IS DOWN! - KingTalkyTiki September 3, 2025, 15:51:07 Epstein files back to being a democratic hoax - Mrap24 September 3, 2025, 13:58:22 The thing I find so crazy is that there is a person in prison for all of this - Sounder September 3, 2025, 14:03:11 Which, in your view, is more likely - GMAW September 3, 2025, 15:44:04 I think that in your #2 scenario, you discount the point of view of these rich and famous people - IlliniRunner September 3, 2025, 17:02:03 Maybe that's the case. If so it's still pretty astounding that there isn't more than one victim - Chuck Woodaby September 3, 2025, 17:16:07 Sex with minors may be universally reviled in the West - Sammich September 3, 2025, 16:30:22 If Bill Gates or Bill Clinton or Donald Trump or Prince Andrew - GMAW September 3, 2025, 16:39:01 Epstein would gain leverage and power. * - memyselfandillini September 3, 2025, 17:59:31 Even #1 is laying it on pretty thick. - Chuck Woodaby September 3, 2025, 16:16:29 And I just saw that Haley Robson was one of the victims who spoke at the press conference today - Chuck Woodaby September 3, 2025, 18:34:16 So he was killed by someone who assumed there had to be something more worth covering up? - RVA September 3, 2025, 16:35:30 You have a hard time believing a pampered rich convicted pedophile - GMAW September 3, 2025, 16:43:42 Who was being abused by the prison guards... if you believe the guy convicted of prostitution - Chuck Woodaby September 3, 2025, 17:00:02 Then explain the lengths to which they are going to cover everything up. * - doubledown September 3, 2025, 16:04:49 Because everyone assumes #2 is somehow true - GMAW September 3, 2025, 16:18:33 Well someone Knows whether it Could be true with respect to his fat - memyselfandillini September 3, 2025, 18:03:40 AND the person in prison for all of this was just invited to publicly re-write their story... - haighter September 3, 2025, 14:05:28 Don't forget in exchange for getting moved to a country club prison - Sounder September 3, 2025, 14:07:36 Putin bombing away Ukraine* - Mrap24 September 3, 2025, 13:40:40 Refresh my memory, was that one of the wars that Trump said he ended - Sounder September 3, 2025, 13:44:08 Hilariously his claim that he ended the Pakistan/India war has resulted in Modi kicking him - ATL September 3, 2025, 13:46:45 Florida angling to become the measles capital of the country, - assassin September 3, 2025, 13:35:02 Welcome back, Polio! We missed you!* - bjl63 September 3, 2025, 16:30:40 Harvard again taking it on the chin* - Sammich September 3, 2025, 13:45:39 I'm all for literally.... - KingTalkyTiki September 3, 2025, 13:36:41 Freedom!* - CoronaTheirAss September 3, 2025, 13:35:55 NYT: Trump offering jobs to Adams and Sliwa to clear the board for Cuomo. - ATL September 3, 2025, 13:32:46 How are “conservatives” ok with this $5 Billion Trump bribe laundering scheme? - doubledown September 3, 2025, 11:32:32 it satisfies both core tenents of their belief structure - assassin September 3, 2025, 11:45:01 *dingdingding** - KingTalkyTiki September 3, 2025, 13:37:15 But why would this be necessary?? - Mrap24 September 3, 2025, 10:06:55 where's our boy jj on this?* - cpsteine September 3, 2025, 12:04:33 In his safe space where no one can call him a cunt... - KingTalkyTiki September 3, 2025, 13:38:03 He only smiles when he lies…because his tryst is on my list* - memyselfandillini September 3, 2025, 11:44:15 It wouldn’t surprise me, but is this is just a random person that is making this claim?* - OB25 September 3, 2025, 11:10:25 CNN - larue33 September 3, 2025, 15:24:22 Good Ole Pedophiles* - ATL September 3, 2025, 10:45:35 Gotta hand it to Sounder, definitely handled the situation much better than this guy: - Toonces September 3, 2025, 9:22:17 Just as our founders intended* - ATL September 3, 2025, 10:44:22 I bet absolutely nothing happens to the guy* - Sounder September 3, 2025, 10:45:04 disagree* - cpsteine September 3, 2025, 12:06:58 Sadly, there are quite a few stories like that out there - Sounder September 3, 2025, 10:42:29 DEI Hire Energy Secretary doesn’t know anything about energy policy - ATL September 2, 2025, 20:02:58 He’s a fracking fuckboy, so not surprised he’d be unable to comprehend it. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 20:39:14 Someone should tell them ‘merica should build a Dyson sphere - Stu September 2, 2025, 20:30:48 So JB has word it's the TX national guard coming to Chicago? - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 19:35:09 So I assume they will deploy these folks to south and west side where crime is bad?? - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 22:48:00 1000% - KingTalkyTiki September 3, 2025, 0:08:34 Selfies in front of the Bean* - Sounder September 3, 2025, 10:44:22 ...an MRAP parked on each side. - KingTalkyTiki September 3, 2025, 11:04:03 It's win/win for him, either nothing happens and he claims to have restored order - RVA September 3, 2025, 11:31:18 Pell grants will be renamed “Trump grants”. I missed this when the bill first was drawn up I guess. - voiceofreason September 2, 2025, 17:50:30 Just wait until you see the vig on those loans. - memyselfandillini September 3, 2025, 11:51:04 And all you people in the thread below were asking for his great ideas.* - DT September 2, 2025, 18:04:23 Just wait and see what he does with the Kennedy Center* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 18:06:58 You mean the Trump Center* - Stu September 2, 2025, 18:50:58 You just know he's going to try - Sounder September 2, 2025, 19:27:46 Thankfully he’s doing everything with EOs, so they can be undone just as easily. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 20:41:57 See, this is one of those where I have no idea if serious or not* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 17:59:37 it is serious, but possibly not quite true - Sammich September 2, 2025, 18:09:15 Of all the bullshit Trump spews, the fact that he's pro worker - Sounder September 2, 2025, 18:15:12 Trump punting on his favorite bible verse because “it’s so personal” is an all timer. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 20:50:00 For sure it's something from two Corinthians* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 21:31:34 Pritzker just gave an amazing speech* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 15:16:26 I state again, in this fucking disaster of a timeline, I can't be thankful enough... - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 16:52:08 I bet* - Tooldresser September 2, 2025, 15:38:34 That''s nice* - Stu September 2, 2025, 15:26:55 Kaitie Britt sucks - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:19:31 her kitchen rebuttal was one of the worst performances in a generation.* - cpsteine September 2, 2025, 14:33:18 Can you give imagine how horrible her husband’s life must be?* - opossum jenkins September 3, 2025, 18:46:43 That's the worst job in politics - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:40:05 hers was special.* - cpsteine September 2, 2025, 15:00:17 It's in contention with Rubio's battle with a water bottle* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 15:06:19 Trust me, she wouldn't * - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 14:28:35 Nancy Mace is much more DTF* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:30:17 Dude...would you stop? * - haighter September 2, 2025, 14:36:03 No* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:40:18 My man, there is is a difference between pushing back against "When they go low we go high" - IlliniRunner September 2, 2025, 14:43:40 don't kink shame my hate fuck fetish* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:48:17 Your supposed to keep your text chains stuff in the text chains - digs September 3, 2025, 15:33:37 It's creepy. Not quite as creepy as ATL, but it's close * - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 14:42:49 DOJ lawyer suing Harvard for anti-semitism is a literal nazi - ATL September 2, 2025, 14:05:52 In his defense, Wuthering Heights is terrible.* - DT September 2, 2025, 14:31:31 oh nice, he misunderstood Nietzsche too - Sammich September 2, 2025, 14:09:31 If Trump was suddenly out of the picture, is there a possibility that - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 13:00:08 I’m sure there are some for whom that is true. - VIV September 2, 2025, 13:59:16 yeah. trump turns out his base, a non-trivial percentage of which don't turn out for anybody else - cpsteine September 2, 2025, 15:02:39 You might be right. Thanks for the fair response * - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 14:02:17 What are the ideas? * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 14:03:34 I've got my money on "I'd answer but no one here is actually interested in fair discussion"* - RVA September 2, 2025, 14:05:41 That’s because it’s true* - CoronaTheirAss September 2, 2025, 14:09:20 No it isn't. * - Chicago1995 September 2, 2025, 15:06:11 No it's not. I'll gladly debate* - longsnapper September 2, 2025, 14:29:52 1. Debate ain’t the same as discussion 2. The board is mostly interested in telling people how * - CoronaTheirAss September 2, 2025, 15:08:36 Once again, you seem to be mixing disagreement up with unwillingness to discuss. - ATL September 2, 2025, 15:27:45 Great glad you can show up to tell me I'm WRONG twice!* - CoronaTheirAss September 2, 2025, 15:35:48 You're welcome. Try to do better next time.* - ATL September 2, 2025, 15:40:56 If that’s the case, don’t post anything. Nothing more cowardly then bomb throwing - assassin September 2, 2025, 15:22:55 I agree jj is trolling. But people post opinions all the time without substance. - CoronaTheirAss September 2, 2025, 15:35:20 But I’m really not. Anonymous posting does not necessarily equal trolling * - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 18:31:51 Why do you not engage in any follow up or further discussion? - longsnapper September 2, 2025, 19:26:10 Responds strongly? Is that what you call it? Lololol - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 21:11:24 Point of odor, just "Cunt"* - KingTalkyTiki September 3, 2025, 0:12:40 You only respond to posts where you can be the victim. I've tried to legitimately - longsnapper September 2, 2025, 22:16:21 "It’s just trolling and it sucks" pretty much describes JJ's entire body of work here.* - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 15:34:46 Eh, distinction without a difference* - longsnapper September 2, 2025, 15:10:10 I have one: Project Warp Speed. - ATL September 2, 2025, 14:15:06 Funding IVF would have been one but alas - RVA September 2, 2025, 15:14:23 Agree on both. I'm also on board with making European nations spend more on defense/NATO. - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 14:27:41 If you're going to do something around immigration I think "remain in home country"... - haighter September 2, 2025, 14:28:49 Probably not so much for asylum claims. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 14:35:15 RFK Jr. is trying to undo all things vaccine - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:18:23 What did he say at the 2 PM EDT announcement?* - jfinsocal September 2, 2025, 13:43:18 “I don’t want to go on the cart! I feel happy! I feel happy!”* - memyselfandillini September 2, 2025, 14:32:30 Trump is playing dumb about social media rumors he was dead - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:28:23 So whatever was tossed out the window is a pretty big deal, got it. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 14:30:53 I'm pretty sure he doesn't understand that Tuberville coached Auburn and not Alabama - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:16:12 Also, Tommy Tuberville can barely form complete sentences* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:20:46 Yeah that was a little painful* - gvibes September 2, 2025, 14:27:59 I think he's the dumbest member of Congress* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:32:03 Markwayne would like a word* - Herman Blume September 2, 2025, 19:21:25 Still trying to get the cocktail right. Imagine having access to just about any medication on earth. - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 13:52:33 Trump looks normal. Though they cut in with him already at the lectern* - gvibes September 2, 2025, 13:52:08 It's space command HQ movement. Huntsville, AL, now known as Rocket City* - gvibes September 2, 2025, 13:49:22 Home of the Rocket City Trash Pandas* - assassin September 2, 2025, 14:39:58 Join the the Space Force! - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 14:28:01 Rocket City! - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:29:38 It's the Air Force's Space command spun off to it's own branch to stroke Trump's ego.* - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 14:32:13 I love that he cited Colorado's mail in voting as a driver for the decision* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:15:29 He’s such a loser.* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 14:23:10 they are saying this decision isn't political - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:27:04 They are so bad at trying to be believable. Just a bucket of dumbasses* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 14:30:26 It's a farce* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:31:27 The next president should move it back to CO, then AL after that.......* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 14:28:26 Is it Space Command or Space Force?* - ATL September 2, 2025, 13:51:04 Sorry space force* - gvibes September 2, 2025, 13:51:19 Looks like the Grey Lady is calling it Space Command too - ATL September 2, 2025, 14:13:47 Lol at everyone looking uncomfortable when he asks people if Alabama's voting - gvibes September 2, 2025, 13:50:07 He’s such a loser. Pay to play now in our country* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 13:57:23 Nothing, because it keeps getting delayed* - IlliniRunner September 2, 2025, 13:46:22 Anything’s possible - DT September 2, 2025, 13:39:54 That's a fair response. Thanks * - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 13:48:01 Tell us some of the ideas. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 13:50:13 Probably not* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 13:24:31 Go fuck yourself hard* - JacobRDaugherty September 2, 2025, 13:02:17 A lot of Trump's ideas are immediately discounted because people have so much hate for him - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 13:12:54 Just because tcg suggests it, doesn’t make it bad/wrong. Here are two things of his I like - TarheelIllini September 2, 2025, 14:04:30 A) They're not his ideas....he's just a puppet for his cronies. - Illiniphil September 2, 2025, 13:39:20 The people left on the Right at this point are more like this guy - ATL September 2, 2025, 14:00:30 Yup. People want to be xenophobic, homophobic, racist, sexist, fake Christians, etc.... - JFG September 2, 2025, 14:24:09 His ideas and the things he says are why people hate him. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 13:28:51 Give examples of ideas that are good.* - longsnapper September 2, 2025, 13:20:22 Buddy, if you can name three good things Trump has done, then you win a Nobel Prize - LWillhite September 2, 2025, 13:19:01 This time around or the first time? * - haighter September 2, 2025, 13:20:26 If there are any from the first time that are still in effect, go ahead and cite* - LWillhite September 2, 2025, 13:29:52 What ideas do you like? Locking children in cages. Getting rid of vaccines? Sucking off Putin? - JacobRDaugherty September 2, 2025, 13:16:15 You are missing my point. Not surprising. - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 13:23:28 No, you don't have a point unless you say what the ideas are. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 13:29:43 Then name some of his palatable policies. - Chicago1995 September 2, 2025, 13:27:58 Did he make the trains run on time? * - larue33 September 2, 2025, 13:25:52 He held a great rally. The torches really seemed to burn brighter.* - JFG September 2, 2025, 13:28:20 No, give some examples and we can debate. You seem to have some in mind, - longsnapper September 2, 2025, 13:25:08 oOo - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 13:03:07 Trump is going to be on drugs that haven’t even been invented yet for his public appearance today. - Toonces September 2, 2025, 12:47:07 Another week, another no bill obtained by Donald's justice department - ATL September 2, 2025, 12:41:45 Joni Ernst officially not running for reelection in Iowa - assassin September 2, 2025, 12:16:52 The ole quit before you get fired* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 12:55:26 Well we're all gonna die, so....* - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 12:27:55 With her and Kim Reynolds both stepping down... - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 12:32:47 Tough for women to run on a platform of "women should get back in the kitchen." * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 12:52:34 I wonder if they're trying to swap jobs?* - ijustkrushalot September 2, 2025, 12:40:34 Going rumor was Reynolds to president of Iowa State... - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 12:57:13 lol she got booed pretty loudly at the Iowa State pep rally in Dublin * - ijustkrushalot September 2, 2025, 13:56:37 This is Tiki's lack of surprise. - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 14:29:38 she's the only governor in the country with a negative approval rating* - assassin September 2, 2025, 13:43:02 There are plenty of people in IA who would love to have her as president of Iowa State. - jjlocke923 September 2, 2025, 13:15:48 Isn't that old news? - Sounder September 2, 2025, 12:19:58 lol Iowa isn't in play* - gvibes September 2, 2025, 12:21:06 It's more in play than Texas - Sounder September 2, 2025, 12:22:51 Texas is also not in play* - gvibes September 2, 2025, 12:30:43 I was just having this argument with a friend - Sounder September 2, 2025, 12:31:45 it is unofficially old news. * - assassin September 2, 2025, 12:21:02 WE DID IT! - KingTalkyTiki September 2, 2025, 11:40:33 Tales from the ICE Career Fair - OB25 September 2, 2025, 11:29:18 Brawndo. It's what plants crave* - assassin September 2, 2025, 11:51:54 new police academy trailer just dropped - ECEIllinois September 2, 2025, 11:43:23 I’m pretty sure a lot of those guys are actually in India.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 2, 2025, 11:35:40 And his colon wouldn't be able to handle going over there* - ATL September 2, 2025, 12:17:32 Yep. But that is a cognitive leap too far for him to make.* - DocWalk20 September 2, 2025, 12:03:07 In my industry like 99% of them are* - OB25 September 2, 2025, 11:43:41 yeah, part of the point is that they're able to take less money because of lower CoL* - Sammich September 2, 2025, 11:38:23 In my experience, the H1B's are also criminally underpaid* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:48:35 Because they're basically indentured servants. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 11:49:52 that is correct - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:51:29 Always the fucking bantamweights. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 11:31:22 Markwayne is a pentacostal plumber, which seems exactly right for today's GOP.* - complainant September 2, 2025, 11:58:24 What the fuck kind of redneck name is Markwayne?* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 12:40:08 LOL, #trumpdead is trending on Twitter - Sounder September 2, 2025, 10:55:35 He's not dead. Someone would have leaked something by now. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 11:05:48 It's been trending for 4 days, along with Piotr Szczerek.* - complainant September 2, 2025, 11:34:44 He's not dead, but he's apparently melting* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:23:22 I bet he's hooked up to O2 when he's not in public view. Like trying to keep a wet rag alive.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 11:29:06 Plus he probably hasn’t even met with JD in several weeks.* - ATL September 2, 2025, 11:20:52 It's wild how openly people feel about justifiably rooting for his painful death* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:24:03 I only want him to suffer an amount equal to the suffering he has meted out to others. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 11:30:10 Isn't that like an infinite amount of suffering?* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:53:33 That's not for me to say. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 11:57:10 I want him to fall off a wall, humpty dumpty style - Sounder September 2, 2025, 12:08:29 That's cool. What I would like is for people to abandon him since he's no longer of use to them. - JFG September 2, 2025, 11:44:45 He has to die - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:46:05 I think if he were to apologize for something, he'd also be done. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 11:50:41 Like the Fonz?* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:51:51 * Double thumbs up * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 11:53:01 Judge rules the LA military deployment illegal. - gvibes September 2, 2025, 9:46:38 if only we had a king who cared about judicial rulings* - Sammich September 2, 2025, 10:17:06 Some people are saying we would like a king* - Stu September 2, 2025, 10:18:09 2 PM White House announcement today. C'mon blood clot.......* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 9:26:29 Space Force takes that sweet Alabama NIL money* - Chilango September 2, 2025, 11:27:26 “an exciting announcement related to the Department of Defense* - Stu September 2, 2025, 9:33:39 How about an exciting announcement regarding the Epstein files?* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 11:01:52 Department of War* - Chilango September 2, 2025, 9:59:41 I think this is what it is - Sounder September 2, 2025, 10:07:14 It's Trump moving space force from Colorado to Alabama* - Chilango September 2, 2025, 11:28:01 Beneath that, "Bureau of Nuclear Annihilation"* - Stu September 2, 2025, 10:10:44 Moving Space Command from woke Colorado to broke Alabama. * - doubledown September 2, 2025, 9:45:14 Department of War (good god)* - timmer September 2, 2025, 9:42:54 He is a dum dum* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 9:50:36 But, he's the Peace President* - UofIL6 September 2, 2025, 9:49:21 That's bad but I've still got my money on the blood clot.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 9:36:28 Give it up* - Stu September 2, 2025, 9:36:50 He's constantly babbling about going to heaven. He sounds like my Dad in hospice care. - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 9:48:48 Inoperable colon tumor. Would be fitting for an asshole to have asshole cancer* - DanSaint September 2, 2025, 9:28:31 Actually, rectal cancer would be more fitting. Would need diverting colostomy* - ibdoc September 2, 2025, 9:43:16 Melania was at Waler Reed yesterday; rumors of White House announcement at 2 pm - Stu September 2, 2025, 7:13:01 From what I read those streets are alway closed on federal holidays* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 8:18:25 Closing Walter Reed?* - KCWildcat September 2, 2025, 7:21:50 Sounds like BS; Maps showing streets open* - Stu September 2, 2025, 7:23:58 Oh no, they added two more letters to LBGTQ+ - Stu September 2, 2025, 5:52:53 Respect to Jerrold Nadler - larue33 September 1, 2025, 20:47:41 lol generational change fucking boomers - Jackie September 2, 2025, 8:17:31 Yep. This. Too little too late.* - ATL September 2, 2025, 11:18:32 Yep, need much more of this* - UofIL6 September 1, 2025, 20:49:13 “Hey, little girl. Want to see my Presidential Medal of Freedom?” - doubledown September 1, 2025, 19:38:17 a "get well" card from Trump would have been too personal a touch * - ghost_of_clt September 1, 2025, 22:21:06 He's probably googling resale value.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 1, 2025, 20:07:07 Two terrible people, but a great picture - larue33 September 1, 2025, 18:04:04 Trump is the dumbest of fucks * - opey8 September 1, 2025, 18:50:02 He honestly doesn’t even rise to the level of dumb. * - doubledown September 1, 2025, 19:29:27 Because Larue got fooled by a Photoshop? - Chuck Woodaby September 1, 2025, 18:52:40 Literally can't think of someone so ill suited for the position of president* - Sounder September 1, 2025, 18:51:46 Two terrible people, but a great picture - illinijohn September 1, 2025, 18:47:06 Funniest thing I read about RFK is that his voice sounds like - Sounder September 1, 2025, 18:49:50 wtf is this huge lump on Trump's forehead... - Orangeillini September 1, 2025, 14:46:37 I’d need to see another angle and another picture. This could be due to the photo. * - VIV September 1, 2025, 22:43:25 Forgot to put on his hair as well. Guy certainly looks like he’s on deaths door.* - Toonces September 1, 2025, 17:30:50 Looks like it is AI enhanced so can't really trust it.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 1, 2025, 16:55:21 true. definitely something there though. and why does he have no hair.* - Orangeillini September 1, 2025, 17:50:06 had to shave his ass for the colonoscopy* - memyselfandillini September 1, 2025, 18:52:55 Second photo was admitted to be enhanced. Not sure about the first.* - ATL September 1, 2025, 17:04:14 I'm saying you can't draw any conclusions from the second... - SurfTheBoneyard September 1, 2025, 17:29:22 Right. Not sure we can draw any from the first either. Except mouth breather.* - ATL September 1, 2025, 19:11:57 ooo - timmer September 1, 2025, 17:09:12 The beginning of the end - TarheelIllini September 1, 2025, 16:19:50 Mouth breather* - ATL September 1, 2025, 15:57:49 At least it’s not on his neck - timmer September 1, 2025, 15:46:10 Brain worm* - Stu September 1, 2025, 15:43:05 JDeez Nuts* - Sounder September 1, 2025, 14:50:29 Oh, a Bard thread. My favorite kind.* - Stu September 1, 2025, 6:31:38 September Fools!* - complainant September 1, 2025, 7:13:24 View thread; Collapse ^ Anyone ever taken the Irish Express to South Bend?! - DiamondDazzle September 4, 2025, 14:55:18 View thread; 29 responses, latest posted Today, 13:59:15, View last; Concert was awesome. 10/10. And very cool venue for a concert. - DiamondDazzle Today, 13:56:32 Zach Bryan performing at Notre Dame with a comedy set from Shane Gillis as the opener. - OB25 September 5, 2025, 10:56:44 I don't get the Shane Gillis thing. - Chicago1995 Today, 13:59:15 Just me or is it odd to open a music concert with a comedian? - EffinIllini September 5, 2025, 11:20:54 Nate Bargaetze had his dad open for him. He's a magician.* - longsnapper September 5, 2025, 14:22:27 That seems to make more sense. - EffinIllini September 5, 2025, 14:25:42 Earlier this week I went to a comedy show that had a musical opener* - Sounder September 5, 2025, 14:08:56 Sinatra did it all the time with Tom Dreesen, maybe others* - bjl63 September 5, 2025, 12:31:20 I think it sounds awesome* - illini21 September 5, 2025, 11:09:12 I like them both. * - VIV September 5, 2025, 11:09:09 I like them too, but not sure I’d want to be around 80,000 of their fans* - OB25 September 5, 2025, 11:39:40 This* - Sounder September 5, 2025, 14:06:59 I'm not sure I'd wanna be around 80K of anyone. * - haighter September 5, 2025, 11:41:40 ooo - Sammich September 5, 2025, 11:05:37 WOOF* - longsnapper September 5, 2025, 10:57:32 I like both of those performers - Sounder September 5, 2025, 11:03:12 I believe Zach Bryan concerts skew very heavily female. - OB25 September 5, 2025, 11:48:24 It's both. White denim & wispy 'staches, as far as the eye can see* - longsnapper September 5, 2025, 14:05:47 country music concerts is an elite people watching experience - Sounder September 5, 2025, 14:07:58 Just wondering the last country music show you've been to. - EffinIllini September 5, 2025, 14:17:00 Mumford & Sons, if I had to bet* - longsnapper September 5, 2025, 14:19:03 Disagree. You see thousands of copies of the same thing. Similar to a Zach Bryan album* - longsnapper September 5, 2025, 14:14:21 I dunno he draws a pretty bro crowd too.* - DiamondDazzle September 5, 2025, 11:59:32 Probably* - DocWalk20 September 5, 2025, 10:53:14 My 16 y/o daughter is extremely jealous of your concert attendance. - EffinIllini September 5, 2025, 9:52:21 You....you mean anal?* - Sammich September 4, 2025, 14:57:01 girls have dirtier minds than guys - bbonb September 5, 2025, 12:31:26 Literally in tears - Sounder September 4, 2025, 14:57:54 You're doing it wrong. It shouldn't hurt.* - complainant September 5, 2025, 11:01:43 View thread; Collapse ^ Lots of people leaving/being asked to leave SNL - biclops August 28, 2025, 18:09:44 View thread; 56 responses, latest posted Today, 13:33:56, View last; Heidi Gardner is great. WTF* - GMAW Today, 13:06:14 I'm pretty sure she left on her own terms - Sounder Today, 13:08:03 A-rated source says she did not* - KCWildcat Today, 13:30:25 I believe you, but that is very surprising - Sounder Today, 13:33:56 Not sure she was star material like Chloe is* - JeffFrank Today, 13:21:23 That doesn't mean she wasn't a very solid cast member* - Sounder Today, 13:22:43 I agree but it seemed they wanted her to be the next Kristen Wiig* - JeffFrank Today, 13:24:29 Taylor Swift will do double duty in the season premier on October 4th - Sounder Today, 12:14:07 10/3 is the release date, that was announced a couple weeks ago. * - MC Today, 12:40:42 Is that not what I said?* - Sounder Today, 12:44:52 Your statement sounded like a prediction* - timmer Today, 12:50:42 The prediction part was that she is going to host the premier - Sounder Today, 12:54:36 Yeah that makes sense. I read it like you were posting news she was for sure host of SNL 10/4* - MC Today, 13:14:53 I'd be surprised if she didn't, but it's not confirmed yet* - Sounder Today, 13:15:49 Cast finalized - biclops Today, 12:10:40 Jeremy Culhane is pretty funny* - Sounder Today, 12:13:20 Jost is back, per Scarlett Johansson - biclops Yesterday, 20:54:44 Pretty sure he is head writer and a possible Michaels successor.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 21:04:51 He’s no longer head writer - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 21:12:34 He had to take a step back to get his ferry boat out from under water* - Sounder Today, 12:49:07 Meh* - CWR10 September 3, 2025, 7:48:31 New cast - Stu September 2, 2025, 18:52:26 Please Don’t Destroy is done at SNL - biclops September 2, 2025, 21:19:31 The Herlihy Boy?* - assassin September 2, 2025, 21:31:01 Indeed - biclops September 3, 2025, 7:47:22 Please let him water your plants * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 2, 2025, 22:17:51 It’s the same as it has always been - Blazer August 28, 2025, 19:57:50 Everyone’s favorite cast is the cast when they were 15* - biclops August 28, 2025, 20:40:26 Silly statement. - Chuck Woodaby August 28, 2025, 21:30:36 Also silly, my favorite was when I was 11/12* - TarheelIllini September 3, 2025, 7:37:12 I turned 15 during the one Martin Short year so you’re both right.* - Tortillini August 28, 2025, 21:48:50 I don't remember the 1973 cast, but it must have been my favorote* - Stu August 28, 2025, 21:13:14 For me that was the 1991 cast, which is probably one of, if not the, GOAT. * - doubledown August 28, 2025, 21:04:49 I'm older than you, and I don't think there's a question. - complainant August 28, 2025, 21:22:03 True story* - Blazer August 28, 2025, 20:41:17 Pretty much this* - AintHatin August 28, 2025, 20:03:38 Darn. Bowen Yang not mentioned* - JeffFrank August 28, 2025, 18:26:33 He’s the worst* - Stu August 28, 2025, 18:27:25 No that’s Jane Wickline* - biclops August 28, 2025, 18:29:58 This. She has one good bit. The girlfiriend thing with Marcelo.* - Chicago1995 September 3, 2025, 7:47:47 That is a great skit* - Sounder Today, 13:08:33 The only one of those that makes a measurable impact is Gardner - Sounder August 28, 2025, 18:20:24 Day, Jost, and Che would be big losses but it’ll survive, if not thrive - bjl63 August 28, 2025, 18:27:37 Weekend Update is still good. I’d be surprised if Jost/Che were made unwelcome - Stu August 28, 2025, 18:19:17 I think their departure would be their choice. I’ve read a few cast members were ready to go - biclops August 28, 2025, 18:27:35 I actually watched a few snippets this year and chortled a bit - Tortillini August 28, 2025, 18:17:17 You’d probably recognize Gardner from her ubiquitous homes.com commercials * - biclops August 28, 2025, 18:25:09 Oh that’s who she is* - Tortillini August 28, 2025, 21:45:32 She's also in Shrinking - Sounder Today, 13:09:09 Heidi Gardner cheated with Domingo* - assassin August 28, 2025, 18:21:14 I’d be perfectly cool if the Domingo guy would get the boot - bjl63 August 28, 2025, 18:29:28 I think he’s pretty popular with the yutes* - biclops August 28, 2025, 18:30:58 Doesn’t speak terribly well of them if so* - bjl63 August 28, 2025, 18:31:59 I understand how someone would not prefer him, but he's pretty funny - Sounder Today, 12:58:54 People have been claiming it’s not funny since 1975* - bjl63 August 28, 2025, 18:14:19 Some people may say I have a "weight problem" - Sounder August 28, 2025, 18:19:05 View thread; Collapse ^ Weed whacking before 8am on a Saturday = straight to jail* - VIV September 6, 2025, 7:52:35 View thread; 34 responses, latest posted Today, 12:26:12, View last; Whacking Day - Sounder Today, 12:25:25 How about the neighbor's dog barking at 6:15 AM this morning? - EffinIllini Today, 10:25:25 This is the problem in my neighborhood - Sounder Today, 12:24:35 I’ll trade your weed whacker for the jack hammer outside our house this morning.* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 11:53:56 I think 7 am is an acceptable start time* - longsnapper September 6, 2025, 9:09:25 I think you belong in prison. * - VIV September 6, 2025, 11:45:47 this juror would vote to convict* - Sounder Today, 12:26:12 No, man. 8am at the earliest.* - MC September 6, 2025, 9:50:24 The only people not awake at 7am are teenagers or lazy people. - longsnapper Yesterday, 23:01:48 On a Saturday? Bitch, please. Go be elderly somewhere else. * - VIV Yesterday, 23:08:16 If there's sunlight, it's fair game.* - longsnapper Yesterday, 23:11:27 Also, this means you’d be ok with being out there at like 530a in the middle of summer?* - VIV Yesterday, 23:14:31 Sure. It's a weedwhacker, not a wrecking ball, and I'll probably be awake. - longsnapper Yesterday, 23:17:56 Perfect. * - VIV Yesterday, 23:21:20 At Del Boca Vista. * - VIV Yesterday, 23:12:39 Your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad - IlliniSax05 September 6, 2025, 9:13:10 Weed whacking isn't the issue. Time of day isn't the issue. Gas-powered small engines are the issue. - complainant September 6, 2025, 9:02:37 lol. Battery power ain’t getting through some of the stuff in my woods. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 22:58:35 8am on a Sat is fine. Adults should be awake by then. On a Sunday however... - illinilosch September 6, 2025, 8:39:32 Respectable people should be up for church* - JeffFrank September 6, 2025, 11:26:49 I go at 7am. But I'm in the 1% of people who never sleep in. - illinilosch September 6, 2025, 11:30:58 I do yard work in the late afternoon/evening but that's probably more annoying - RVA September 6, 2025, 8:37:18 Arizona excepted * - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 8:34:17 In Raleigh, during the summer, I’m okay if you start at 7am because - TarheelIllini September 6, 2025, 8:30:49 What is the earliest you should start yard work on a weekend?* - biclops September 6, 2025, 8:04:32 8 Saturday, 9 Sunday. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 23:01:56 I just cant bring myself to do yard work before 9am. Hot or not* - OWWDig September 6, 2025, 10:59:36 I usually wait until after 9* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 10:41:50 When its hot I'll mow as early as 7am - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 6, 2025, 9:02:40 8 if it's hot. 9 if not* - Taz September 6, 2025, 8:27:27 I can support this approach* - DocWalk20 September 6, 2025, 11:58:12 9:00* - illini21 September 6, 2025, 8:06:21 9 am Saturday, 10 am Sunday - IlliniSax05 September 6, 2025, 8:14:45 That’s some bullshit* - AintHatin September 6, 2025, 7:57:17 View thread; Collapse ^ Prestige TV - Sounder Today, 12:07:31 0 responses Hey Taz! Car shopping now and the Subaru Impreza is the early leader. - DT Today, 11:47:59 View thread; 1 response, posted Today, 11:53:23 I'm also shopping and I think I've settled on getting a CR-V hybrid - IlliniSax05 Today, 11:53:23 View thread; Collapse ^ They just don’t make good TV like they used to - OB25 Today, 10:18:25 View thread; 1 response, posted Today, 10:49:25 I was on the edge of my seat there! Very Bourne-esque! - Kajagoogoo Today, 10:49:25 View thread; Collapse ^ Bears season prediction thread - Carl Spackler September 2, 2025, 8:52:44 View thread; 73 responses, latest posted Today, 9:37:33, View last; 11-6, they surprise and make the playoffs as a wildcard* - TarheelIllini Today, 9:37:33 11-6.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 9:13:10 Dupe* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 18:00:10 10-7* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 18:00:10 Odd stat: The Vikings kept 7 undrafted free agents on their 53 man roster* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 13:03:36 I think there is a chance they could be bad this year.* - bjl63 Yesterday, 15:13:49 I think they’ve built a bit of an old guy house of cards. - Carl Spackler Today, 9:27:34 That's a lot of pressure on a first year QB* - Sounder Yesterday, 15:14:44 While I am not sold on McCarthy, he does have a coach who is good with QBs* - bjl63 Yesterday, 15:17:06 Curious how Darnold does this year with the Seahawks as well* - Sounder Yesterday, 15:26:53 Kyler Gordon just got added to the injury report for tomorrow and is questionable* - OB25 Yesterday, 11:54:28 8-9* - baconface September 3, 2025, 15:32:34 Nm* - illini21 September 3, 2025, 13:52:50 Gill Alexander made a case to bet the bears under 7 @ 2:1. Sobering...* - baconface September 3, 2025, 13:20:36 Sobering? WTF is Gill Alexander?* - bjl63 September 3, 2025, 13:31:55 7-10. * - illini September 3, 2025, 13:09:11 I think Caleb Williams has a much better year - Sounder September 3, 2025, 13:04:52 9-8 - apusikam September 3, 2025, 12:42:09 Throwing this here - RedZone will not be commercial free this year * - MC September 3, 2025, 12:34:33 of course not. you think ESPN would allow a channel of theirs to be w/o commercials? - IlliniSax05 September 3, 2025, 12:46:19 You realize, I’m sure, that this isn’t ESPNs call. - bjl63 September 4, 2025, 9:03:17 It seems like sports is one of the last things people still watch live* - Sounder September 3, 2025, 13:10:16 8-9, I fear the defense might be kinda bad* - OrangeSox September 2, 2025, 20:04:07 Luther Burden already on his 3rd jersey number. Started at 87, switched to 13, now switched to 10 - OB25 September 2, 2025, 19:54:33 9-8. miss the playoffs and did i hear benjo is not a fan of rome? that would not be great.* - Ari Gold September 2, 2025, 19:34:22 10-7. Wild Card birth. Lose in 1st round - DanSaint September 2, 2025, 19:11:50 I seriously have no idea of this story is true or not - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:52:54 This isn’t even a good attempt a satire since it’s not grounded in a realistic scenario. - OB25 September 2, 2025, 15:43:41 The tweet from the account whose very own bio description states "Don't believe satire news you... - Illiniphil September 2, 2025, 15:22:25 4-13* - timmer September 2, 2025, 15:21:09 Really? You don't know if this is true or not? * - longsnapper September 2, 2025, 15:08:28 lol* - cpsteine September 2, 2025, 15:22:39 Or course I suspect it's not, but man you just don't know these days* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 15:22:31 Yes you do.* - longsnapper September 2, 2025, 15:34:42 umm...pro teams don't bring their cheerleading/dance teams to opposing stadiums - IlliniSax05 September 2, 2025, 14:59:33 Don;t know either but I have seen folks on social media denounce their Vikings fandom over this* - bjl63 September 2, 2025, 14:54:59 The conservative outrage loop is a helluva thing* - AintHatin September 2, 2025, 14:58:35 It's unreal* - Sounder September 2, 2025, 14:55:37 Bears vs division prediction* - TarheelIllini September 2, 2025, 14:10:24 8-9* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 13:55:42 9-8; Jaylon Johnson has a bad year; Braxton Jones ends up being perfectly cromulent - AintHatin September 2, 2025, 13:47:49 9-8 - bjl63 September 2, 2025, 13:37:38 Also Braxton Jones officially week 1 starting LT, 6 captains* - Carl Spackler September 2, 2025, 13:31:38 Awesome we wasted a 2nd rounder on a backup RT, 2 years after wasting a top 10 pick on a RT* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 13:56:35 I suppose you're one who says Arch Manning is terrible too after one game against a top 3 team - bjl63 September 2, 2025, 14:53:27 No, I’m actually a big arch manning fan. I have no idea if he will be good or not - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 15:33:23 I don't think Wright was a bad pick, they needed OL badly and he's been pretty good. - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 14:02:15 who would have thought drafting a guy who didn't play LT in college - IlliniSax05 September 2, 2025, 14:28:14 Except he did play LT during his time at BC - bjl63 September 2, 2025, 14:51:34 he started 10 games at LT in 2022 and 24 games at RT in 2023 and 2024 - IlliniSax05 September 2, 2025, 14:56:45 Meh. If he's good it'll all work out* - bjl63 September 2, 2025, 15:00:39 that's the point...early returns are that he's not particularly good - IlliniSax05 September 2, 2025, 15:10:01 Maybe let's give it some time - bjl63 September 2, 2025, 15:26:23 I don't expect him to be an all pro, but I do (or did) expect him to be a starter - IlliniSax05 September 2, 2025, 15:34:40 Yeah, he seems like he moves well for how massive he is but not looking good so far.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 14:29:59 Sure, but Jalen Carter is a game changer - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 14:17:01 Carter was probably off more draft boards than he was on. - bjl63 September 2, 2025, 14:49:56 He got Dexter SR in the same draft. I agree Poles track record at drafting is spotty but I think - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 14:25:12 I like Dexter but Carter is an all pro.* - Mrap24 September 2, 2025, 14:34:58 I'm still of the opinion that he wouldn't have been as good had the Bears drafted him - IlliniSax05 September 2, 2025, 14:47:59 Dexter will be all pro this year as well. Should have included him instead of Loveland as my - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 14:44:25 Ol' Pegleg, as I call him.* - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 13:33:47 8-9. Schedule looks too tough to predict much better* - QcIlliniFan September 2, 2025, 11:28:20 9-8* - VIV September 2, 2025, 10:50:55 9-8* - CoronaTheirAss September 2, 2025, 10:50:27 I believe in Ben Johnson, but not Ryan Poles. Give me 10-7. - gvibes September 2, 2025, 9:22:57 8-9, the defense (Sweat & Johnson in partic), Loveland. Still too many roster holes, - Warrin'_Illini September 2, 2025, 9:20:08 9-8* - PapaDels September 2, 2025, 9:17:43 8-9 / Caleb Williams / Loveland outperforms Kmet* - Kajagoogoo September 2, 2025, 9:17:06 20-0 - IlliniSax05 September 2, 2025, 9:14:12 Schedule is just so tough, I went game by game and landed at 7-10* - OB25 September 2, 2025, 9:11:34 10-7* - TarheelIllini September 2, 2025, 8:56:40 7-10* - Poldark September 2, 2025, 8:54:06 View thread; Collapse ^ 1542-3, q7 - complainant Today, 3:19:35 View thread; 4 responses, latest posted Today, 9:03:01, View last; 4 - Tuscy Today, 9:03:01 3, q6 - UofIL6 Today, 8:34:45 4 - Illiniphil Today, 6:25:39 2, q7 - larue33 Today, 4:47:18 View thread; Collapse ^ NFL WEEK 1 : Let’s effin go!!!! - timmer Yesterday, 11:34:53 View thread; 182 responses, latest posted Today, 8:55:47, View last; Tomorrow Greeny & friends will opine about the Ravens season being over* - bjl63 Yesterday, 22:56:54 And it was Scorigami!* - illini21 Yesterday, 22:47:00 And that choke job will probably make Baltimore return to Buffalo in January* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 22:46:30 Yep. Buffalo has a favorable schedule too. Should be an 14+ win team * - MC Today, 8:55:47 Prater: "it wasn't just me, it was the whole team" yeah, no shit* - longsnapper Yesterday, 22:45:41 Prater: "it wasn't just me, it was the whole team" yeah, no shit* - longsnapper Yesterday, 22:45:01 I’m still baffled by baltimores last offensive possession - Mrap24 Yesterday, 22:41:25 Agreed. 2nd down in particular * - MC Yesterday, 22:42:58 Welcome to John Harbaugh country * - PapaDels Yesterday, 22:42:04 Fucking A* - illini21 Yesterday, 22:39:39 Now the Bears have to live up to this NFL first week - OrangeSox Yesterday, 22:39:37 No one blows a big lead like the Harbaugh Ravens. Amazing.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 22:39:14 Absolute Cinema* - VIV Yesterday, 22:38:29 Amazing * - PapaDels Yesterday, 22:38:20 Really Cris? An incompletion?* - illini222 Yesterday, 22:37:50 Too many shots to the head. * - VIV Yesterday, 22:38:43 Ravens guy should’ve let him score* - bjl63 Yesterday, 22:34:30 Impossible to think of in that moment* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 22:35:55 This is a pathetic defensive effort by Baltimore* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 22:34:27 game losing tackle* - Orangeillini Yesterday, 22:34:15 football is the best * - biclops Yesterday, 22:34:14 Makes up for those dreadful games from the 3:00 window* - bjl63 Yesterday, 22:35:24 What a throw!* - VIV Yesterday, 22:33:29 could have made a case to go for it there* - Orangeillini Yesterday, 22:30:24 No coach will do it, but going against Josh Allen it just feels like you’re gonna lose if you punt - OB25 Yesterday, 22:30:14 Dan Campbell would have gone for it there I think* - Orangeillini Yesterday, 22:30:56 Don’t love that possession. Henry needs more than 1 carry* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 22:30:14 Strange play call on 2nd down* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 22:28:45 cmon Buffalo. One stop. Make it fun. * - VIV Yesterday, 22:28:38 Terrible play call, but an obvious penalty. TV booth didn't even discuss it* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 22:27:28 lol, obvious PI. Pulled his jersey down over the shoulder pad as he’s trying to jump for the ball.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 22:25:50 should....should we start a podcast?* - assassin Yesterday, 22:26:55 I’m down. Let’s do it.* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 22:27:16 lol, that's obvious PI. jersey was pulled so much you could see Coleman's shoulder pads* - assassin Yesterday, 22:25:46 I’ll just never understand those kind of plays on a critical 2 point conversion. - OB25 Yesterday, 22:25:46 That should have been a PAT and should be tied * - opey8 Yesterday, 22:25:45 Dammit* - illini21 Yesterday, 22:25:19 I hate that play* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 22:25:13 This is wild* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 22:21:39 hahaha wheeeeee* - assassin Yesterday, 22:20:41 This game rocks* - illini21 Yesterday, 22:20:35 I’d kinda be shocked if there is a better game all year* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 22:21:53 Definitely won’t get more collinsworth-gasms than we’re getting* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 22:22:54 I think you’re underestimating him * - PapaDels Yesterday, 22:25:19 Uhhhhguhhhhmaaaaaan papa you might be right. Ohhhhgggggghhhhh* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 22:25:58 Lulz* - PapaDels Yesterday, 22:41:25 What a game. This is a treat. * - VIV Yesterday, 22:20:16 And now Buffalo doesn't go for 2? Bizarre, considering earlier decision.* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 22:18:21 Now you don’t because there’s 4 mins on the clock and you likely won’t have multiple possessions * - VIV Yesterday, 22:19:34 And the next play they get a fumble. * - VIV Yesterday, 22:21:12 Wow!* - VIV Yesterday, 22:16:53 Fun Derrick Henry stat. - VIV Yesterday, 22:11:30 Well that dumb decision by Allen + bad spot has ended all the fun in this one* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:03:21 Or not* - OB25 Yesterday, 22:20:18 Yep. Terrible spot on the slide. Ended any drama for this game. * - harb Yesterday, 22:04:52 If a qb slides, aren’t you down whew you start the slide motion? - gvibes Yesterday, 22:01:58 Ball appeared to be past the first down line when he started his slide. * - harb Yesterday, 22:03:52 That’s what I thought* - illini21 Yesterday, 22:03:26 Buffalo fans not having a good night. - bjl63 Yesterday, 21:55:14 lol Henry hit the NOS there - assassin Yesterday, 21:54:00 Old and heavy, still running away from safeties. Nuts* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 21:57:42 He’s an alien. * - VIV Yesterday, 22:07:37 Bal offense is really really good* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 21:53:47 Wow* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 21:53:05 wow. * - VIV Yesterday, 21:52:52 Double wow. * - VIV Yesterday, 21:53:28 Indeed* - gvibes Yesterday, 21:54:02 Someone please explain the 2 pt attempt down 9 - opey8 Yesterday, 21:48:22 Better to know if you need 2 possessions early rather than later.* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 21:51:48 Better to only need one possession for sure. If you don’t get the 2, you almost cannot win - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 22:19:47 Missing the 2 there allows you to play with more urgency to try to make it up - John Coctostan Yesterday, 22:23:57 I take the opposite approach though - opey8 Yesterday, 22:14:31 Why?* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 22:18:49 Work to keep it within the minimum - opey8 Yesterday, 22:22:44 Well opey, I would just not hire you to be my football coach. - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 22:32:43 &#129315; I always default to keep it to the "hardest" thing last - opey8 Yesterday, 22:37:28 9 minus 2 is 7. * - assassin Yesterday, 21:50:21 In other words, you gotta go for it this TD or next. - assassin Yesterday, 21:51:54 You don’t have to Go For it. You have to MAKE IT. And if you don’t make - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 22:22:48 Collinsworth just got the vapors thinking about Nuk’s big strong hands. * - VIV Yesterday, 21:35:28 Jeepers H. Crackers DeAndre. * - assassin Yesterday, 21:33:29 Holy shit* - illini21 Yesterday, 21:34:58 Yeah. Amazing* - opey8 Yesterday, 21:33:53 This is a war* - assassin Yesterday, 21:28:07 i love when these guys decide to go for 2 because it’s at the 1, and then run the exact same play - John Coctostan Yesterday, 21:14:31 Weekly reminder than I hate when Collinsworth calls QBs by their first names only. * - VIV Yesterday, 21:10:57 Weekly reminder that I hate Collinsworth - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 21:13:30 Damn that is pretty* - gvibes Yesterday, 21:00:22 it trips me out how much Jason and Devin McCourty sound alike. * - MC Yesterday, 20:52:08 lol. * - VIV Yesterday, 20:55:21 unfortunate graphic for scott hanson here - snipes824 Yesterday, 20:24:22 ooo - Sammich Yesterday, 21:27:50 We’ve all been there. * - VIV Yesterday, 20:55:48 I was told commercials would ruin RZ. Oops* - bjl63 Yesterday, 20:30:00 They will. It just won't be this year.* - Sammich Yesterday, 21:28:28 Derick Henry is a bad man* - bjl63 Yesterday, 19:58:59 I have a take, and it may not be a hot one - illini21 Yesterday, 20:07:50 I can’t go there but there appear to be no signs of his slowing down* - bjl63 Yesterday, 20:10:40 It’s crazy to see the burst he has at that size. Never seen anything like it* - illini21 Yesterday, 20:11:54 God help a DB in the open field* - bjl63 Yesterday, 20:30:54 I don't think anyone has ever committed to nutrition and conditioning like he has - opey8 Yesterday, 20:09:20 And you are kicking my ass in the slow draft ffl. My team did not show up this weekend. * - harb Yesterday, 20:02:07 Also helps that if Rome and DJ go off tomorrow - bjl63 Yesterday, 20:09:45 Right? Just completely out of it this week. * - harb Yesterday, 20:19:58 Very strong run. * - harb Yesterday, 20:01:22 This Bills crowd is electric* - illini21 Yesterday, 19:42:32 So we just don’t get to watch the end of the Broncos/Titans game?* - OB25 Yesterday, 18:29:47 that TV rule is so odd. Just throw it on NFL Network/ESPN and enjoy the eyeballs * - MC Yesterday, 20:44:27 Who thought the Steelers would be the highest scoring team of week 1 so far?* - ibdoc Yesterday, 18:14:55 Some day in my lifetime, the charmed existence of Packers fans has to come to an end. - OB25 Yesterday, 18:02:26 Really cowardly FG from Seattle. Don’t give them the ball back. * - assassin Yesterday, 17:51:41 Purdy did everything he could to throw an INT to end it, Tonges saved him* - MC Yesterday, 20:53:13 Yep. * - assassin Yesterday, 17:58:05 Choosing to believe that losing Ben Johnson is why Detroit’s offense looks like trash. - OB25 Yesterday, 17:47:53 Pete Schrader didn't have DET making the playoffs and I don't hate that take* - MC Yesterday, 20:52:42 I also choose to believe that* - illini21 Yesterday, 17:56:34 Taylor Decker does not look good out there either.* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 17:54:56 These late games are BOOOOOOORRRRRRIIIINNNGGGGGG* - bjl63 Yesterday, 17:33:22 Tonight will be a blast though* - illini21 Yesterday, 17:37:49 Let’s hope so* - bjl63 Yesterday, 17:38:14 I choose to believe Ben Johnson was the brains behind the Lions success* - illini21 Yesterday, 17:33:20 I think it's pretty likely both Johnson and Glenn were pretty elite* - gvibes Yesterday, 18:05:52 Bo Nix has been absolutely terrible today* - OB25 Yesterday, 16:56:30 Yeah. Putrid.* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 16:57:54 Bo Nix, man* - illini21 Yesterday, 16:56:16 Hate to say it but packers look great.* - Toonces Yesterday, 16:53:12 Packers are winning the Super Bowl huh? Bummer. * - assassin Yesterday, 16:24:02 It's refreshing to see Detroit shit themselves* - KCWildcat Yesterday, 16:20:59 Not when it's against GB it ain't* - Sammich Yesterday, 16:34:52 Exactly* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 16:57:14 My picks may end up at 7-1 - timmer Yesterday, 15:29:23 Kickers man. Kickers* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 15:27:00 Jake Moody just doinked a layup * - assassin Yesterday, 16:24:35 And I thought we all called him iced cold koo* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 15:33:20 Anything goes when it comes to Hoe's* - Sounder Yesterday, 15:31:37 Penix is really damn good* - illini21 Yesterday, 15:19:56 Wish he'd have made a better throw to Washington. It was there.* - longsnapper Yesterday, 15:28:32 His left hanged slinger release is crazy* - Sounder Yesterday, 15:20:49 oof McLaughlin misses the PAT* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 15:16:12 hell of a drvie by Mayfield. And a bonehead play by that Falcons DE on the late hit* - DanSaint Yesterday, 15:15:57 It’s so stupid that we don’t get a DH on Fox today* - bjl63 Yesterday, 15:09:37 Hell of a hit to secure the win for PIT* - opey8 Yesterday, 15:08:06 I wish Scott Hanson would just shut the fuck up sometimes* - illini21 Yesterday, 15:04:34 Has anyone ever done less to earn universal media praise than Drake Maye? - OB25 Yesterday, 14:57:32 what a pick by Cincy. Off the deflection* - DanSaint Yesterday, 14:53:05 Healthy Deebo is still a problem* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 14:51:30 Give it time* - bjl63 Yesterday, 15:02:21 Lol Browns* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 14:44:54 Szmyt getting cut in the morning. * - VIV Yesterday, 14:45:33 probably going back to the BattleHawks* - DanSaint Yesterday, 14:50:20 Fields has been fantastic today* - OB25 Yesterday, 14:32:01 Still love me some JF7.* - Toonces Yesterday, 14:33:01 Miami is a trainwreck* - illini21 Yesterday, 13:42:18 from what little i've heard, sounds like Tom Brady is leaps and bounds better already than he was - DanSaint Yesterday, 13:35:57 Washington is gonna be fun to watch with Daniels, Scary Terry, Debo, and Ertz* - DanSaint Yesterday, 13:30:02 Nothing has changed on late hits on Fields being not only allowed but seemingly encouraged* - OB25 Yesterday, 13:24:51 Going to be so many delayed/postponed NFL/CFB games due to lightning delays - OB25 Yesterday, 13:03:10 Yeah was thinking the same* - CoronaTheirAss Yesterday, 13:05:46 Marvin Harrison is making plays * - MC Yesterday, 12:50:50 Why is my RedZone channel vertically offset by about an inch? - Sammich Yesterday, 12:38:40 because they don't want the bottom line they added to block to score bug* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 14:32:51 Hadn’t noticed that but yeah same thing on Xfinity* - OB25 Yesterday, 12:48:52 mine too on Fubo* - DanSaint Yesterday, 12:39:53 I'm on YTTV* - Sammich Yesterday, 12:41:14 Turned on CBS and it's oriented correctly, so it must be a RedZone issue. - Sammich Yesterday, 12:46:28 if that is what their commercials will be...I can live iwith it - DanSaint Yesterday, 12:56:33 Jayden Daniels not skipping a beat from last year.* - Toonces Yesterday, 12:31:46 What a fun offense to watch* - gvibes Yesterday, 12:34:03 Justin Fields made a good throw!* - gvibes Yesterday, 12:27:49 Justin Fields with an absolute dime to Wilson.* - longsnapper Yesterday, 12:27:40 Wilson is gonna beast this year * - digs Yesterday, 12:33:25 Good news: Saints unis look worse then they do - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:14:43 Looking like Vanderbilt out there* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 12:25:09 Those are absolutely hideous, my god* - OB25 Yesterday, 12:18:25 They have the beautiful new helmet, that will look awesome with their color rush unis - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:53:54 Chase Brown putting on a "vision between the tackles" exhibition on the Bengals first drive* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 12:14:30 A rare time where a homer opinion was a correct one… - OB25 Yesterday, 12:14:26 Illini Football is superior to Texas.* - Toonces Yesterday, 12:33:33 TD Chase Brown!* - DanSaint Yesterday, 12:14:22 Rodgers sacked in his first okay from scrimmage * - biclops Yesterday, 12:13:52 Best day of the year* - VIV Yesterday, 12:02:13 Damn fair play * - MC Yesterday, 11:35:51 View thread; Collapse ^ Sight seen at the grocery store today... - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 20:01:44 View thread; 6 responses, latest posted Today, 6:46:15, View last; One time, probably 25 years ago, I was at the checkout line at the Cabrini Dominicks… - haighter Yesterday, 22:43:40 Sounds like quite an evening he had planned.* - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 6:34:38 what a fun, sexy time for him - IlliniSax05 Today, 6:38:26 The wine classes it up.* - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 6:46:15 He needed a cart for that???* - bjl63 Yesterday, 20:54:16 Probably for stability. Walking funny? - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 22:29:46 View thread; Collapse ^ Shameless plug for the new Blue Ribbon Yearbook - LWillhite September 5, 2025, 10:15:25 View thread; 9 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 19:36:46, View last; Link? * - jjlocke923 September 5, 2025, 10:23:58 Thanks...as a reward, I'll share the Wagler entry before it was edited - LWillhite September 5, 2025, 10:54:11 that’s cool. I don’t know who wrote that, but thanks for sharing* - bbonb Yesterday, 19:36:46 St Louis, Chicago, Indy. - osklister September 5, 2025, 14:38:16 Boner Jams '25* - assassin September 5, 2025, 13:27:28 Feel like this needs a *hey, chorizo!* - AintHatin September 5, 2025, 13:15:05 that's a lot of elites * - jdl September 5, 2025, 12:53:32 It's the pleats.* - Warrin'_Illini September 5, 2025, 10:59:20 That's so Undy.* - Illiniphil September 5, 2025, 10:56:10 View thread; Collapse ^ I'm watching women's rugby (World Cup) on BBC Two. - complainant September 6, 2025, 8:23:09 View thread; 9 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 19:26:05, View last; Related, I absolutely love Ilona Maher. Just a badass with a great sense of humor * - PapaDels Yesterday, 18:54:42 She also seems like a genuinely good human being - Sounder Yesterday, 18:57:39 That’s great to hear…I always got that vibe, nice to get confirmation * - PapaDels Yesterday, 19:00:32 why?* - bbonb Yesterday, 18:32:08 He likes to show how different he is* - illini21 Yesterday, 19:26:05 Because he likes pornos. * - harb Yesterday, 18:49:21 Sequels are always the best for him. * - harb Yesterday, 18:49:55 Probably because of something he said to them* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 18:39:18 Also drink you under the table* - gvibes September 6, 2025, 21:34:36 View thread; Collapse ^ Week 2 - other games thread - OB25 September 6, 2025, 14:27:53 View thread; 118 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 19:06:32, View last; Wazzu keeping the Pac12 After Dark vibes alive * - biclops September 6, 2025, 23:07:19 WSU and OSU got done dirty in the realignment - Sounder Yesterday, 10:04:37 Lesson there being don’t be unattractive… - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 10:40:53 Respectfully, where do you think Illinois would be positioned - Sounder Yesterday, 10:42:57 ....way above Oregon State and Wazzu in every conceivable way?* - assassin Yesterday, 18:24:45 The disadvantage that those two schools have - Sounder Yesterday, 19:06:32 Chicago and STL media markets, far more students/alumni all over the place... - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 18:54:35 The school that would be in trouble would be Northwestern... - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 19:01:32 Remember how the goverment of the State/Texas wouldn't allow Texas to leave w/o tAMu ?? - osklister Yesterday, 10:21:06 Cal and Stanford can’t be in the ACC long term. Join up with WSU and OSU then poach - Desert Yesterday, 10:13:28 They're kind of already doing that - UIHuskie Yesterday, 10:26:22 Rebels!* - MtHoodIllini September 6, 2025, 22:57:18 Love it * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:57:45 Likewise* - MtHoodIllini September 6, 2025, 23:01:58 The UCLA catches are insane * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:55:46 Anyone that prefers the NFL to this is on drugs * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:57:33 It should be illegal for Wazzu to run a “standard” offense. They should only run a 4 WR offense* - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:51:55 Like 4 WR under center run and shoot should be required by Washington statute * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:52:52 If UCLA can get another stop…* - assassin September 6, 2025, 22:45:26 Go earn that money, Nico* - assassin September 6, 2025, 22:48:10 Channel? * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:51:00 CBS Sports Network* - assassin September 6, 2025, 22:52:57 Thanks * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:53:46 HAIL to the *wet fart* * - SurfTheBoneyard September 6, 2025, 22:31:41 Michigan lost? That's a shame. - osklister September 6, 2025, 22:59:59 Watching Wazzu vs SDSU on CW and replay. If you’re on CW, if it’s cool, it stands.* - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:25:27 BC-MSU in OT on NBC* - biclops September 6, 2025, 22:08:58 If I’m a coach and going second in OT, I go for two to win it every time. - assassin September 6, 2025, 22:14:29 You have to score again anyway. Why not get 3 yards * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:22:06 And you have to go for two if you do score again. So, just win the game now. * - assassin September 6, 2025, 22:26:28 Exactly. * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:31:30 (Iow I agree if my writing was unclear) * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:22:36 covered below, I see* - biclops September 6, 2025, 22:09:24 Good night for the SEC * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:08:00 lol asu wtf* - Sammich September 6, 2025, 22:01:19 and again. Good night. * - assassin September 6, 2025, 22:03:51 Oh my, Mississippi State* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 22:01:03 Cowbells take the lead on Sparky with 30 seconds left!* - assassin September 6, 2025, 22:01:01 Michigan State paid Mel Tucker $95 million in Nov. 2021 and this is the 24th game - illini September 6, 2025, 22:00:59 I saw a comment somewhere that Bielema put his hat in the ring for the MSU job - biclops September 6, 2025, 22:14:30 This board hated the Bielema hire. Retreads should get more opportunities, but ppl want new * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:20:24 I didn't love it, partly because I remembered him as a jackass in his time at Wisconsin, and - larue33 Yesterday, 10:01:56 Josh's hiring record here: Brad/Bert... two (?) women's hoops coaches... - osklister Yesterday, 10:28:06 My father is UW alum and was way more excited about the hire that I was - biclops September 6, 2025, 22:31:32 I thought it was a great hire - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:34:49 I was just glad to hire an actual experienced head coach who appeared to be competent in all parts - IlliniOllie September 6, 2025, 22:55:20 Me too. I thought the failure was a plus. Chance to reflect * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:57:03 I was trying to remember who else was on the short list at the time, but this happened really fast - biclops September 6, 2025, 22:45:12 Here we go - biclops September 6, 2025, 22:46:49 I think BB was the #1 target - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 22:49:58 I feel like “hated” is a strong word. - tvillini September 6, 2025, 22:26:50 ooo - biclops September 6, 2025, 22:16:58 I think they got out of most of it by intentionally creating that phone sex scandal though* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 22:01:45 Yeah, I was more speaking about him. - illini September 6, 2025, 22:04:16 Sparty and BC to OT, but Sparty qb hobbled off on their last offensive play* - assassin September 6, 2025, 21:59:03 How many floors up should I jump?* - KCWildcat September 6, 2025, 21:46:27 ROLL WAVE* - Carl Spackler September 6, 2025, 21:42:25 Michigan DC thinks he's Brian Flores or something. Constant blitzing* - gvibes September 6, 2025, 21:33:44 Poor Washington State fans - OB25 September 6, 2025, 21:30:40 Army has run 43 plays in the 2H to KSUs 4. Lead 24-21* - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 21:04:25 should've run back the INT instead of going down. Could've gotten a TD* - ECEIllinois September 6, 2025, 21:19:07 What a play by Mateer. He's really impressive* - UofIL6 September 6, 2025, 20:52:00 Wouldn’t be surprised to see him in NYC in December* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 21:26:21 Delete* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 21:26:21 UCLA down 24-0 to UNLV. But Nico got paid!* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 20:36:46 Really disappointing after dark slate tonight.* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 19:38:57 Mississippi State up 17-0 on ASU* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 19:37:04 This isn’t looking promising for Mississippi State. Momentum has totally shifted* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 20:54:07 ASU looking fugaze* - bucktownillini September 6, 2025, 20:06:32 Florida will be fine - illini21 September 6, 2025, 18:59:00 Sorry ATL * - jdl September 6, 2025, 19:11:07 Entirely possible that last year Gators found fools gold with Napier - ATL September 6, 2025, 19:16:43 Never should have fired Mullen, especially now when you can kind of take recruiting out of his hands - OB25 September 6, 2025, 19:27:10 SIU-C 7 - Purdue 0. 1Q. * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 18:58:57 Things are very real in Gainesville, partially thanks to another spitting incident* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 18:46:20 And then - jdl September 6, 2025, 19:32:16 Tim Beckman coaching tree!* - ECEIllinois September 6, 2025, 19:00:12 Chip shot to win it * - assassin September 6, 2025, 18:54:33 Down goes GradATL* - assassin September 6, 2025, 18:56:47 Basketball school * - ATL September 6, 2025, 18:58:18 USF driving at Florida under 2 minutes* - illini222 September 6, 2025, 18:45:53 lololol from Fresno State…. - LeatherneckIllini September 6, 2025, 18:43:03 Troy with one of the worst trick plays you’ll ever see* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 18:41:43 We’ve got Gramatica offspring kicking in college now* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 18:34:35 I was just reading his bio - biclops September 6, 2025, 18:36:44 Even if Clemson survives, fuck them. They can be #11 and we should be #10* - uofi1998 September 6, 2025, 18:13:34 Beat WMU. Do not let up* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 18:34:49 Or we can just pass South Carolina after they jumped us last week for whatever reason* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 18:17:07 They beat an ACC team while we beat a scrub. Only fair we pass them when we beat an ACC team… - shua September 6, 2025, 18:58:43 Florida and Clemson take the lead at the exact same time * - assassin September 6, 2025, 18:11:25 WVU down 7 at Ohio w 8 min left and just turned it over on downs * - assassin September 6, 2025, 17:54:49 Curtains for the mountaineers* - biclops September 6, 2025, 18:23:53 Why is WVU playin at Ohio? * - biclops September 6, 2025, 18:14:45 Also what I was wondering * - assassin September 6, 2025, 18:15:48 USF takes the lead at Florida late in the 3rd* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 17:48:48 Or not. Stupid appp.* - ATL September 6, 2025, 17:56:24 ^^^ #1 fan* - CoronaTheirAss September 6, 2025, 18:06:50 I think you have that backwards* - OB25 September 6, 2025, 17:57:39 Mizzou up 4 on KS with 4:14 left * - biclops September 6, 2025, 17:41:26 Hawks are cooked* - biclops September 6, 2025, 17:57:06 Clemson struggling bigly w Troy* - assassin September 6, 2025, 17:05:16 Pick six and now it’s 17-0 Troy. - assassin September 6, 2025, 17:11:00 Oh they missed the XP. Only 16-0* - assassin September 6, 2025, 17:14:11 Update: struggling more* - CoronaTheirAss September 6, 2025, 17:10:49 Badgers 14 MTSU 10 at the half, fans are expressing their displeasure * - larue33 September 6, 2025, 16:39:11 Games like OSU/Grambling should be disallowed* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 16:18:39 Oregon. Lordy * - illiniranger September 6, 2025, 16:14:24 Gundy asked for a beatdown* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 16:19:08 Making sure he gets fired* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 16:24:33 Think Lanning is going to put up 70 today* - JacobRDaugherty September 6, 2025, 16:25:10 He doesn’t seem like that guy… at least he wasn’t against us. - tvillini September 6, 2025, 16:28:49 Bret and Lanning were friendly. Their OC is a disciple of Lunney. I think that was different - JacobRDaugherty September 6, 2025, 16:31:28 He can be salty but seems like only if provoked* - bjl63 September 6, 2025, 16:30:31 One point for every million dollars larger their budget is * - assassin September 6, 2025, 16:26:27 Oh, iowa lost too? - RVA September 6, 2025, 15:45:14 That's a shame. - osklister September 6, 2025, 16:59:51 Sack-fumble-safety in Kansas-Mizzou* - biclops September 6, 2025, 15:37:01 #17 SMU falls at home in OT to Baylor* - UIHuskie September 6, 2025, 15:05:55 View thread; Collapse ^ Grange is right. Deserves its own thread: Illini soccer 5-0 for the first time in a generation. - ATL August 31, 2025, 17:21:01 View thread; 11 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 17:58:32, View last; up 6-0 on Valpo. heading for a 7-0-0 start* - Poldark Yesterday, 14:42:38 Had a player with a hat trick (Foley) and one with two goals (Yee). Dominated...* - ATL Yesterday, 17:58:32 Izzy Lee goalie another shutout, CROWN HER! - redgrange77 September 5, 2025, 8:55:49 Pretty amazing - five clean sheets* - ATL September 5, 2025, 9:26:25 Illini soccer 6-0-0 after winning at Mizzery* - Poldark September 4, 2025, 19:30:24 The new coach is awesome. Just a great person, super dedicated. - PDO September 1, 2025, 17:37:47 At the risk of wisching it, her wife is the sister of a friend. - Illiniphil September 5, 2025, 9:01:47 She was my daughter’s first offer . . . At Grand Valley State. She was great.* - LovetheChief September 1, 2025, 17:42:52 Vs. VALPO on Sunday. - redgrange77 September 1, 2025, 15:29:42 @Mizzery on Thursday * - Poldark September 1, 2025, 17:01:41 is this on the TV?* - bbonb September 1, 2025, 15:53:09 View thread; Collapse ^ Cubs need a reboot-CHHS's thread has been bad juju. - Illiniphil August 19, 2025, 15:07:53 View thread; 140 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 16:51:46, View last; Complete implosion by Palencia and then either hurt himself or faked injury out of frustration* - OB25 Yesterday, 15:36:27 Nightengale says posterior of the shoulder is what they are looking at* - DanSaint Yesterday, 16:51:46 Just awful. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 16:26:14 Not a bad start today* - OB25 September 5, 2025, 13:42:53 Much needed good day for PCA. 2 hits and 2 sac flies* - OB25 September 5, 2025, 15:47:00 My view today: - JeffFrank September 5, 2025, 13:33:33 May 31 was the last time Ben Brown had an outing without an ER* - Gene Parmesan September 4, 2025, 8:23:20 Poor kid got booed pretty heavily last night* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 4, 2025, 8:31:49 Guessing a lot of that was frustration over Horton being taken out after 5 with a no hitter - OB25 September 4, 2025, 9:06:01 I feel bad for him. It's not his fault he gets trotted out in those situations - Gene Parmesan September 4, 2025, 8:44:01 Yeah, he needs to be done for the season. - Illiniphil September 4, 2025, 8:30:15 Did Horton get hurt?* - Mrap24 September 3, 2025, 19:56:55 I think they’re just trying to keep him fresh* - Herman Blume September 3, 2025, 20:05:49 Who is doing play by play right now?* - opossum jenkins September 3, 2025, 19:22:23 A guy that won a charity auction * - QcIlliniFan September 3, 2025, 21:55:27 5 back with 22 to play. - Illiniphil September 2, 2025, 21:27:13 Potentially more important, now 4 games clear of the 2nd wild card team - OB25 September 2, 2025, 23:57:27 Chance to go 5 clear tonight with Padres losing again (swept at home by the Orioles)* - OB25 September 3, 2025, 18:08:36 Narrator* - Herman Blume September 3, 2025, 20:29:55 Cubs signing every released pitcher. Signed Austin Gomber to minor league deal. - DanSaint September 2, 2025, 20:21:14 This Yeti ad that we're forced to watch/listen to is awful - IlliniSax05 September 2, 2025, 19:45:25 Yet only slightly worse than listening to Alex Cohen and Cliff Floyd * - Herman Blume September 3, 2025, 5:53:06 One of the better wins of the season today* - OB25 September 1, 2025, 18:17:37 I think the Brewers used up all their magic, Cubs just haven’t done quite enough. - OB25 September 1, 2025, 18:56:52 Cubs claim Aaron Civale off waivers from the White Sox* - AintHatin August 31, 2025, 12:58:32 Farm notes: Christian Oppur and Caleb Bonemer are legit. Bonemer will be a top 50 prospect - UofIL6 August 31, 2025, 17:32:43 That Andrew Vaughn trade was really something* - UofIL6 August 31, 2025, 13:16:31 Vaughn, IIRC, has come back to earth of late* - bjl63 August 31, 2025, 14:49:41 Getz has a special talent for pissing away assets* - AintHatin August 31, 2025, 13:35:28 Meh. Civale isn’t really an asset* - bjl63 August 31, 2025, 14:49:08 I wasn’t talking about Civale - AintHatin August 31, 2025, 15:57:06 Early look at the Cam Booser trade isn't promising* - illini222 August 31, 2025, 18:02:14 I'm still confused why they traded for Alexander Albertus when he was already injured - OrangeSox September 3, 2025, 7:37:10 Yeah, that one looks terrible* - UofIL6 August 31, 2025, 21:31:37 Cubs close to signing Carlos Santana* - Mrap24 August 31, 2025, 9:25:04 Growing up in Spanish Harlem...he's living his life just like a movie star.* - JFG August 31, 2025, 9:44:29 He’s got a smooth swing. * - VIV August 31, 2025, 13:18:10 Hopefully, he will be able to change his evil ways....baby* - RSMBob August 31, 2025, 20:38:36 I can watch hours of these call-up videos. So great. How about this... - UofIL6 August 29, 2025, 15:40:35 Taillon to the IL, Assad back up* - Carl Spackler August 28, 2025, 5:54:22 Not a great follow-up to the Angels sweep with this performance in SF* - OB25 August 27, 2025, 22:15:15 So Cubs 5 back with the 2nd easiest schedule rest of way. Brewers with 10th most difficult. - Carl Spackler August 25, 2025, 6:58:25 7.5% chance at this point.* - Ari Gold August 28, 2025, 5:56:20 Now do the Sox* - Herman Blume August 28, 2025, 6:28:55 mr. blutarsky.* - Ari Gold August 29, 2025, 22:42:15 Impressive battle back by Palencia* - opossum jenkins August 24, 2025, 17:53:23 The angels really need to come up with something other than the “day-o” sound - IlliniSax05 August 24, 2025, 17:20:08 They actually had a very cool thing with Thundersticks and the Rally Monkey for years - RSMBob August 24, 2025, 20:19:10 Don't look now, but Tucker might be getting his groove back. - Illiniphil August 23, 2025, 22:12:54 Confirmed. Groovin’* - Illini Guy August 23, 2025, 22:17:46 ooo - AintHatin August 22, 2025, 12:48:34 Am I supposed to know who those people are? - Illiniphil August 22, 2025, 16:38:59 Charlie Kirk - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 16:44:32 All they will do is come stand around awhile and then leave when the media gets bored… - LeatherneckIllini August 22, 2025, 18:26:30 OTOH, if there's going to be a Kent State moment, I'd put my money on it happening in Chicago - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 22:16:13 It's Charlie Kirk. Took me a while to recognize him too* - Sammich August 22, 2025, 16:41:02 Masterdebater. - SurfTheBoneyard August 22, 2025, 18:47:55 I listen to country music and root for professional athletes - OB25 August 22, 2025, 15:23:10 "country" music, you mean.* - longsnapper August 22, 2025, 17:11:44 Valid for the most part, but some of my favorites would be considered more authentic* - OB25 August 22, 2025, 17:52:47 Seeing Zach Bryan at Notre Dame stadium September 6th. Taking the Irish Express. Can’t wait.* - DiamondDazzle August 22, 2025, 16:25:04 not sure I'd lump him with country pop or whatever that shit is* - cpsteine September 2, 2025, 22:41:37 I root for sports teams, I infrequently root for individual players... - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 15:57:13 I love Morgan Wallen and Toby Keith's music - Sounder August 22, 2025, 15:27:37 Timely - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 17:09:36 How many hats did Charlie Kirk have to stitch together to fit his freakish noggin* - Herman Blume August 22, 2025, 15:12:43 Big League Chew: The story of Gums McGhee.* - Warrin'_Illini August 22, 2025, 14:15:48 They’re white guys that play baseball, not a surprise* - Carl Spackler August 22, 2025, 14:15:07 If you look at Busch's social media follows it's not really a surprise* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes August 22, 2025, 14:13:29 ...and Shaw exudes Boston Area POS racist vibes.* - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 14:17:29 I mean it's a Racist Ricketts owned ball club, so forgive my lack of surprise. - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 14:07:18 but go cubs!* - Ari Gold August 22, 2025, 14:52:43 I was a Cubs fan before any of them were Cubs, I'll be a fan long after they are gone. - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 15:52:46 2 detlef mentions in a week. I guess you’ve moved on from Throwsize * - jjlocke923 August 22, 2025, 18:30:28 Laura Ricketts sucks - Poldark August 22, 2025, 19:07:27 sticks and stones, but if i were as conflicted as you are on so many things, i'd probably resort - Ari Gold August 22, 2025, 16:09:19 What conflict? That I hate my team's ownership? - KingTalkyTiki August 22, 2025, 16:31:50 Suzuki gets called out on more marginal strikes...... - Illiniphil August 21, 2025, 15:24:48 He also takes a lot of called 3rd strikes correctly called* - Carl Spackler August 22, 2025, 6:22:44 And/or swing the bat* - Mrap24 August 21, 2025, 15:58:43 Would really love PCA to surprise me with a hit in a big moment here* - OB25 August 21, 2025, 14:48:39 really good AB to start the 8th* - VIV August 21, 2025, 15:44:18 *sad trombone* * - VIV August 21, 2025, 15:52:58 Good enough.* - Warrin'_Illini August 21, 2025, 14:49:54 Good enough* - OB25 August 21, 2025, 14:49:48 LOL, nice.* - Warrin'_Illini August 21, 2025, 14:50:10 Good thing Craig sat Shaw AND Cassie today. Good lord, this is your last crack at MKE.* - Warrin'_Illini August 21, 2025, 14:33:17 My view today you suckers and losers: - JeffFrank August 21, 2025, 13:42:00 Dansby draws walk: - JeffFrank August 21, 2025, 13:58:21 it's a good thing you took that picture otherwise no one would have believed you - IlliniSax05 August 21, 2025, 14:00:42 Strongly dislike today’s lineup - Mrap24 August 21, 2025, 10:47:44 I've seen worse. Counsel insists on Kelly hitting in the middle of the lineup despite being - Warrin'_Illini August 21, 2025, 10:51:31 Generally agree but Kelly was great in July and there hasn’t really been anyone better to put there - OB25 August 21, 2025, 11:25:34 Caissie has 3 good games...time to sit him - IlliniSax05 August 21, 2025, 10:51:06 Heavy wind blowing in again today, it’s gotten absurd at this point. But good with Shota pitching* - OB25 August 21, 2025, 10:04:14 Welp, not blowing in enough apparently* - OB25 August 21, 2025, 13:43:35 Win today and you've still got a shot at the division. Go Shota.* - Warrin'_Illini August 21, 2025, 9:32:43 lol.* - Ari Gold August 21, 2025, 19:45:30 Sox are, what, only the second-worst team in baseball this year? Progress!* - Herman Blume August 21, 2025, 20:29:55 If you gave the Sox one extra win per series, would they be in contention? - RVA August 21, 2025, 22:31:39 Shota. Vsm Preister. Could be a sub 2hr 15min game - redgrange77 August 21, 2025, 5:51:44 Matt Shaw now has a higher OPS+ than Cam Smith and is well ahead of him in WAR - OB25 August 21, 2025, 0:12:14 that seems like an apples to oranges comparison* - shua August 21, 2025, 7:29:45 What do you mean?* - OB25 August 21, 2025, 9:23:47 they don't play the same position, weren't traded for each other... - shua August 21, 2025, 9:34:20 There was a lot of talk earlier this season that the Cubs misevaluated their own system in that deal - OB25 August 21, 2025, 9:41:45 Thanks, I guess I missed the 3B part, since he was only playing outfield in Houston... - shua August 21, 2025, 10:21:20 What's the word on Tucker? Still keeping him out? Is it physical (injury) or mental?* - ibdoc August 21, 2025, 10:11:47 Craig said after the first game that they were gonna sit him for a few days - IlliniSax05 August 21, 2025, 10:16:51 Per Twitter, he's in the lineup today.* - Warrin'_Illini August 21, 2025, 10:21:38 Are they pulling Caissie? Kid looked really good* - ibdoc August 21, 2025, 13:43:28 well I guess 2 days counts as a few - IlliniSax05 August 21, 2025, 10:25:38 Rod Beck would approve of that save. - tvillini August 20, 2025, 21:36:21 See also, Mitch Williams* - Herman Blume August 20, 2025, 21:37:18 That one was more shades of Marmol* - OB25 August 20, 2025, 21:37:48 W. 3 out of 4 is a good week against the Brew.* - Illiniphil August 20, 2025, 21:35:32 One more tomorrow* - OB25 August 20, 2025, 21:36:14 74 degrees. Will be there* - JeffFrank August 21, 2025, 3:25:46 5 game series? - Illiniphil August 20, 2025, 21:40:29 Yep* - OB25 August 20, 2025, 21:46:29 Palencia is all over the place * - Mrap24 August 20, 2025, 21:34:48 No surprise but now it’s official. Tucker has had a hairline fracture in his hand since June* - OB25 August 20, 2025, 21:21:51 I don’t love this story being out out there now* - Mrap24 August 20, 2025, 22:20:18 Which is just a further indictment of how bad this org managed things - IlliniSax05 August 20, 2025, 21:30:16 Man, Shaw has been great. And Eugenio Suarez has been one of the worst hitters in baseball… - OB25 August 20, 2025, 21:14:03 Definitely looking like a keeper, which is huge for now and the future.* - Carl Spackler August 20, 2025, 21:53:35 Suarez has a long history of being awesome for long stretches, then sub-replacement for longer - GMAW August 20, 2025, 21:37:56 .141 BA and .188 OBP with 36% K rate since the trade, absolutely horrendous stuff.* - OB25 August 20, 2025, 21:48:39 Baseball is a mysterious fig* - Herman Blume August 20, 2025, 21:19:54 Good on Rea, batters stop swinging for fences. - redgrange77 August 20, 2025, 20:41:51 Re: Cubs need a reboot-CHHS's thread has been bad juju. - redgrange77 August 20, 2025, 20:40:44 Double W today.....much needed. * - Illiniphil August 19, 2025, 21:39:08 Yep, now let's keep it going.* - Carl Spackler August 19, 2025, 21:40:29 Needed that one* - shua August 19, 2025, 21:14:00 Good work Phil* - reggiedunlop August 19, 2025, 15:55:52 No kidding, we all dropped the ball in not doing so earlier* - RVA August 19, 2025, 16:17:03 Ricketts thinking of all the money he can save with Tucker benched and Cassie getting big hits* - OB25 August 19, 2025, 15:14:17 he was never going to sign Tucker - IlliniSax05 August 19, 2025, 15:15:12 5 runs won't be enough today.* - Warrin'_Illini August 19, 2025, 15:10:10 O N K C.* - Warrin'_Illini August 19, 2025, 15:13:03 View thread; Collapse ^ volleyball at Louisville on ESPN. Lost first set* - Poldark Yesterday, 14:43:12 View thread; 4 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 16:12:37, View last; FIRE TAMAS* - Poldark Yesterday, 16:07:50 Translation: we lost in four sets. :-( - osklister Yesterday, 16:12:37 Illini take set 3 * - jdl Yesterday, 15:34:26 TY* - PapaDels Yesterday, 14:45:55 View thread; Collapse ^ The internet can be awesome - bbonb Yesterday, 13:40:57 View thread; 1 response, posted Yesterday, 13:49:17 At risk of being bbonb'ed... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 13:49:17 View thread; Collapse ^ Chili's at O'Hare - ijustkrushalot Yesterday, 12:03:38 View thread; 2 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 13:01:55, View last; Chilis is the new golf course. It’s where business happens* - lcubed Yesterday, 13:01:55 Cheesesteak* - timmer Yesterday, 12:06:02 View thread; Collapse ^ Might be late to the game, but I’ve unlocked a new S-Tier snack for myself - OB25 September 3, 2025, 11:19:26 View thread; 15 responses, latest posted Yesterday, 13:00:39, View last; my kids will eat an entire bag in a day or two so I’ll buy another bag or so that will then go stale - lcubed Yesterday, 13:00:39 a staple in our house * - biclops Yesterday, 12:45:25 Please send help, I’ve done a bad thing… - OB25 Yesterday, 12:40:20 Likely unpopular opinion: Not a big fan of the original seasoning ==> - EffinIllini September 3, 2025, 12:44:38 How's the Parm & Garlic? Only tried original and southwest.* - ibdoc September 3, 2025, 11:39:25 Haven’t ventured past the original yet* - OB25 September 3, 2025, 11:46:00 No need * - jdl September 3, 2025, 11:49:33 I, too, would like to know the answer to this question - IlliniSax05 September 3, 2025, 11:41:59 I can’t go near the honey mustard ones. * - doubledown September 3, 2025, 11:29:32 Like hte seasoning, but still prefer Splits Pretzels* - Chilango September 3, 2025, 11:26:03 I got a bag of the cinnamon sugar flavored ones a few months ago - IlliniSax05 September 3, 2025, 11:20:39 I’m not usually a sweets guy - illini21 September 3, 2025, 11:52:52 I haven’t dared to start dabbling in the additional flavors yet* - OB25 September 3, 2025, 11:27:34 They are crack. I had to stop buying them.* - JFG September 3, 2025, 11:21:26 for real. I think every time I walked into the kitchen I'd end up eating a few - IlliniSax05 September 3, 2025, 11:27:28 View thread; Collapse ^

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