📂 Archive Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... Last »  Main Board   Ukraine vs. Russia - TarheelIllini June 27, 2026, 18:27:26 I have no idea how you quantify something like that - AintHatin June 27, 2026, 19:05:56 I think there should be skepticism. Has to be a super narrow definition of "combat zone" - gvibes June 27, 2026, 21:06:29 In Vietnam, he was 19* - Sounder June 28, 2026, 12:17:14 Purple Heart - Sammich June 28, 2026, 12:46:48 None of them received a hero’s welcome - Sounder June 28, 2026, 23:53:30 It’s approximately 35 km in spatial terms if you believe Petraeus. - opossum jenkins June 28, 2026, 7:31:57 30-35 km is probably right - illiniranger June 28, 2026, 9:37:07 “FLOT” I Love how the military has acronyms for everything (AFE) - bbonb June 28, 2026, 21:14:19 Just think how much they could get done if they spoke normally.* - complainant June 28, 2026, 21:21:01 It’s probably close to the truth - illiniranger June 28, 2026, 6:46:09 I’m interested how a democracy might or might not provide an advantage over authoritarian… - LeatherneckIllini June 28, 2026, 12:08:26 I guess numerically they can absorb those losses but what an unnecessary shitshow - RVA June 28, 2026, 8:27:42 The Russian govt pays huge enlistment bonuses - illiniranger June 28, 2026, 9:34:12 His economy is collapsing and he’s running out of bodies. Belarus backing down last week… - LeatherneckIllini June 28, 2026, 12:02:16 For the hinter regions, their enlistment and death payments are more than they can expect in a… - LeatherneckIllini June 28, 2026, 11:56:01 Do we know that they are actually getting paid as promised* - timmer June 28, 2026, 10:47:28 Yeah, but a chunk is getting stolen by commanders. - illiniranger June 28, 2026, 11:57:58 That’s just sick* - TarheelIllini June 28, 2026, 21:07:11 I would be fascinated to see how internal russian army politics decides which commanders… - LeatherneckIllini June 28, 2026, 12:04:17 Absolutely* - opossum jenkins June 28, 2026, 11:22:02 Proposed: Metallica One has the best base riff (guitar and drums) of all time - Taz June 27, 2026, 21:16:06 Resolved: The Deuce has lost its touch. - complainant June 28, 2026, 19:39:03 I like Blackened better* - Sammich June 28, 2026, 11:43:22 a proposal which does not consider any arguments is more of a conclusion* - Orangeillini June 28, 2026, 11:37:11 (that was the joke)* - Taz June 28, 2026, 15:05:16 in that case I'm going to nominate this one - Orangeillini June 28, 2026, 15:07:11 Also…this may be the honkiest take ever. * - haighter June 28, 2026, 9:45:21 LMFCO, with you always * - Jackie June 28, 2026, 10:07:07 Are you implying this song is the Ace of Base? - assassin June 27, 2026, 22:49:21 guitar and drums are not bass?* - Quiz June 27, 2026, 22:48:20 Counterpoint...Barney Miller Theme* - Phytynlini June 27, 2026, 22:04:02 Fuckin A* - Tortillini June 27, 2026, 22:25:53 It slaps* - Phytynlini June 27, 2026, 22:31:21 BASS! how low can you go? - biclops June 27, 2026, 22:01:42 Bold statement considered the bass mix is famously inaudible on the entire album * - Jersey June 27, 2026, 21:51:50 Came here to post the same. Ask Jason Newsted what he thinks about his bass on that album. * - haighter June 28, 2026, 9:40:59 Primus: My Name is Mud. - ATL June 27, 2026, 21:27:11 Sure Primus has the bass down, but nothing plays like One* - Taz June 27, 2026, 22:14:47 I’m as much of a Primus as most of us - timmer June 27, 2026, 21:42:59 Week of June 22. Maybe it will happen this week. * - doubledown June 22, 2026, 7:31:29 Mel Brooks is 100. He outlived Carl Reiner and - Stu June 28, 2026, 18:39:33 Global Warming shut down the State Fair at least for now - ATL June 28, 2026, 16:32:12 It’s been on and off light rain today but nothing severe* - timmer June 28, 2026, 16:48:21 Well at least the evacuation will be easy. - SurfTheBoneyard June 28, 2026, 16:33:16 Satan weighs in! - LeatherneckIllini June 28, 2026, 13:26:02 It's just so life affirming... - KingTalkyTiki June 28, 2026, 14:28:03 Buck Sexton's still a thing, eh?* - Sammich June 28, 2026, 13:49:15 Satan weighs in! - LeatherneckIllini June 28, 2026, 13:25:45 The Hindenburg landing at Lakehurst was less of a flaming disaster - KingTalkyTiki June 27, 2026, 22:15:57 Dots - OB25 June 27, 2026, 22:26:04 With temps expected to hit 100F Thu - Sat - timmer June 28, 2026, 13:31:53 “There are dozens of us!”* - shua June 28, 2026, 13:28:48 Now check the weather report next week in DC* - assassin June 27, 2026, 22:19:19 ooo - timmer June 28, 2026, 13:42:08 Every accusation is an admission, reflecting pool edition - ATL June 27, 2026, 21:15:50 I guess Trump doesn't know that a US passport is not a US visa - ECEIllinois June 26, 2026, 18:42:58 Fuck me - TarheelIllini June 26, 2026, 21:02:50 Unless you’re getting it in person in DC you’re fine * - assassin June 26, 2026, 22:03:30 Whew* - TarheelIllini June 27, 2026, 5:38:24 The Zohran's old online username was leaked. - gvibes June 26, 2026, 16:05:18 quite the contrast with Platner. A rent freeze is still idiotic though* - ECEIllinois June 26, 2026, 17:18:31 meanwhile, someone else filed a fake CPS claim against Mayor Pete - assassin June 26, 2026, 16:07:37 I realize CPS has to lean toward viewing allegations as credible, - larue33 June 26, 2026, 17:24:28 big difference in credibility between anon reports, i'd wager* - assassin June 26, 2026, 17:28:57 A visibly melting president is asleep again - assassin June 26, 2026, 14:59:46 One day he won’t wake up and they’ll ’Weekend at Bernie’s’ him/us* - TarheelIllini June 26, 2026, 21:07:36 Count Orlock looks pretty drowsy, too. - complainant June 26, 2026, 19:39:18 I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry. Maybe both?… - DocWalk20 June 26, 2026, 16:30:28 (autocomplete)* - illinibone June 26, 2026, 15:40:37 Trump’s H1B visa crackdown is hurting the Dallas housing market - ATL June 26, 2026, 12:07:00 It’s almost as if actions have (likely unintended and completely unconsidered) consequences* - DocWalk20 June 26, 2026, 12:41:20 Actually isn't this one of the GOP's stated reasons for getting rid of immigrants? - Warrin'_Illini June 26, 2026, 13:52:56 That was their supposed reason for getting rid of *illegal* immigrants. - MojoJojo June 26, 2026, 13:54:13 Yea...but hard pressed to find a ton of folks lining up to defend the way H1B has been exploited... - haighter June 26, 2026, 14:28:36 It’s bad for the immigrant as much ans anybody else. * - ATL June 26, 2026, 14:29:50 I'd say even worse. You basically have someone here with indentured servitude. * - haighter June 26, 2026, 16:24:30 Yes And there’s also employer fraud where lawyers craft job descriptions to ensure only - ATL June 26, 2026, 16:39:44 I just know at Oracle (some 15-20 years ago)....whenever we'd get large implementation projects... - haighter June 26, 2026, 16:47:47 And Larry Ellison is first in line to exploit the antipathy towards H1B workers.* - ATL June 26, 2026, 16:50:20 well, that was the plan. it made the houses cheaper!* - assassin June 26, 2026, 12:07:54 Must be close to the weekend. War’s about to be back on - John Coctostan June 26, 2026, 11:33:09 reports of explosions in Southern Iran - assassin June 26, 2026, 15:21:17 Centcom issued a statement saying "We opened a can of whoopass. We think this intimidates them"* - Stu June 26, 2026, 15:42:57 Neato* - Stu June 26, 2026, 15:38:43 Ukraine really ramping up drone attacks. Seems to be targeting Crimea + oil production specifically. - Carl Spackler June 26, 2026, 9:54:00 Yet another Trump advisor pleads guilty to a crime - ATL June 26, 2026, 8:13:55 I'm in favor of normalizing people going to jail for retaining classified materials. - doubledown June 26, 2026, 8:42:38 I'd be interested to see comps for this particular infraction. - Sammich June 26, 2026, 9:12:28 I think Leon Panetta got caught for something similar and got more of a slap on the wrist - DT June 26, 2026, 9:59:18 Same* - ATL June 26, 2026, 8:59:05 I dunno, maybe just do something at the time, instead of saving it for a book* - RVA June 26, 2026, 8:26:57 LOL they have a TEMU version of Trump's proposed arch at that State Fair thing they're putting on - ECEIllinois June 25, 2026, 18:07:43 Man that’s so bad I wouldn’t have put it up at all * - illini June 25, 2026, 20:07:59 Is it too late to organize a troupe of dwarves?* - complainant June 25, 2026, 23:14:32 Markwayne, Marco and Kash are already there * - ATL June 26, 2026, 7:59:04 Too little, too late.* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 26, 2026, 7:55:48 ooo - KingTalkyTiki June 25, 2026, 20:00:54 STONEHENGE!* - SurfTheBoneyard June 25, 2026, 19:14:59 IN THE TIME OF THE ANCIENT DRUIDS * - memyselfandillini June 26, 2026, 9:43:38 18”* - ATL June 25, 2026, 23:47:41 and WTF is this? - ECEIllinois June 25, 2026, 18:31:01 the Angel Captain America of Liberty* - assassin June 25, 2026, 18:38:34 3d printed AI slop* - memyselfandillini June 26, 2026, 9:44:39 Trump wanted to add his fist to the arch - Sounder June 25, 2026, 18:25:58 JD Vance now bravely Pro-Nixon - assassin June 25, 2026, 16:52:50 P diddy too* - John Coctostan June 25, 2026, 18:11:00 DC peeps, did you see the B2 flyover Wednesday around 7PM - memyselfandillini June 25, 2026, 16:08:52 Didn't know about it; did see the shuttle / 747 combo in 2012* - Potomac June 25, 2026, 18:22:15 Yes, right over my yard.* - Tortillini June 25, 2026, 18:20:08 I saw something before the Nats game at around 635 - timmer June 25, 2026, 18:14:37 These are the same people that ridicule the Texas candidate for not being masculine enough. - OB25 June 25, 2026, 14:48:32 If you put glasses on Talarico - Sounder June 25, 2026, 15:53:30 I'd never seen this quote by Ben Franklin on the great threat of immigrants - ATL June 25, 2026, 14:19:38 germans kind of got the last laugh there* - torinese June 25, 2026, 14:55:49 Yep. Their buggies are snarling traffic all over South Central PA* - ATL June 25, 2026, 15:11:38 "We have always been at war with Fremd High School"* - shua June 25, 2026, 14:38:58 palatine is occupied by unwashed masses. Mt Prospect is well refined in comparison* - Phytynlini June 25, 2026, 14:21:58 I dated a girl from Palatine at UIUC and I can't say I disagree* - ATL June 25, 2026, 14:22:37 Did you wear deoderent?* - Stu June 25, 2026, 15:44:23 Yes. And I can even spell it correctly.* - ATL June 25, 2026, 16:56:24 Most of the time, anyhow.* - complainant June 25, 2026, 18:30:59 I was making a comment about the drying out of the Oder river * - ATL June 25, 2026, 20:25:44 I met a girl from Palatine on the slopes of Devils Head. #playadays* - Phytynlini June 25, 2026, 14:24:03 Seems like he just didn’t care for Germans* - DocWalk20 June 25, 2026, 14:21:17 Iran attacked a random cargo ship. Yay!* - Stu June 25, 2026, 14:09:20 Disturbing sexual harassment headline on cnbc - Stu June 25, 2026, 12:07:48 When you're a star, they let you do it* - UofIL6 June 25, 2026, 12:11:20 They got another person to perform at the Freedom concert: Alexis Wilkins! Who is she you ask? - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 16:26:41 Maybe they can get Lara to croak out I Won't Back Down. * - doubledown June 24, 2026, 16:49:21 Toddler in chief appears to be refusing to sign the bipartisan housing bill just passed - ATL June 24, 2026, 9:36:13 I mean it’s his one chance to get some credit for doing something that actually might be good. - Herman Blume June 24, 2026, 10:10:21 Good. He doesn’t do anything and it becomes law in a week* - LeatherneckIllini June 24, 2026, 9:59:10 “It’s an emergency” has been the excuse for every fucking lawless thing this regime has shit out - Jackie June 24, 2026, 9:50:32 You want an emergency? I’ll give you an emergency! - Tortillini June 24, 2026, 9:54:27 Emergency! was my favorite TV show when I was 4 or 5. We even had the board game.* - DT June 24, 2026, 9:58:54 Same, and I’m pretty sure we did too* - TarheelIllini June 25, 2026, 13:33:49 *points and fingers* - Tuscy June 24, 2026, 14:30:45 Not worth helping the country if you can't remove some voting rights at the same time* - UofIL6 June 24, 2026, 9:47:48 Looks like the Hegseth's battle against inoculations is going as well as Trumnp's war on Iran - ATL June 24, 2026, 7:38:07 I mean this was just so incredibly stupid from the jump. - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 15:01:49 Seems like an American warrior entrusted to defend this nation shouldn’t be scared of a needle* - Herman Blume June 24, 2026, 10:07:42 The Chevalier lady seems really terrible* - ECEIllinois June 23, 2026, 22:26:43 Ugh* - reggiedunlop June 23, 2026, 23:41:30 Mamdani and DSA doing work. Love it* - HeatMizer June 23, 2026, 22:59:26 NY12 - AP declares Micah Lasher the winner. Kennedy scion and Republican George Conway each earned - complainant June 23, 2026, 21:21:11 NY10 - Dan Goldman - OUT, Brad Lander - IN - complainant June 23, 2026, 20:29:21 Welcome to Walmart Nuclear Energy Corp - Stu June 23, 2026, 17:55:41 Trump still confuses political asylum with mental asylums. - ATL June 23, 2026, 17:07:27 Jesus Christ this guy, this might be the best sir story of all time - Sounder June 23, 2026, 15:49:56 he's at least bi-curious* - ECEIllinois June 23, 2026, 23:36:26 If he was funny (generally he not so much), he should have gone into comedy - TarheelIllini June 23, 2026, 16:01:14 You can't be a comedian with zero self awareness* - Sounder June 23, 2026, 17:15:27 While everybody's distracted by the gross reflecting pool, we should be reminded DJT is a pedophile - ATL June 23, 2026, 13:39:42 We know all of these things, we can hold two thoughts at the same time - Sounder June 23, 2026, 13:43:33 Not his 30%* - TarheelIllini June 23, 2026, 16:01:41 No one actually believe this happened, do they? - Sounder June 23, 2026, 10:47:28 Pay no mind to my entourage driving SUVs over the fresh paint before we refilled it* - PapaDels June 23, 2026, 22:34:44 More people have been arrested for allegedly messing with the reflecting pool - GrandmotherPearlsJam June 23, 2026, 17:45:56 I can almost understand the opportunists who don't care that he lies with every breath... - KingTalkyTiki June 23, 2026, 13:23:02 The media should just start every report with ‘the president, who has lied - TarheelIllini June 23, 2026, 12:09:38 There is a small group of people who actually do - biclops June 23, 2026, 11:57:26 of course they do* - OrangeSox June 23, 2026, 11:12:28 This time they actually do want Four Seasons Total Landscaping* - RVA June 23, 2026, 10:57:12 Unfortunately about 30% of the US pop.* - Warrin'_Illini June 23, 2026, 10:52:47 that area is under 24/7 surveillance. should be pretty easy to show this, right?* - VIV June 23, 2026, 10:52:20 Profoundly* - opossum jenkins June 23, 2026, 13:40:33 Donald Trump is a huge gash. * - doubledown June 23, 2026, 10:50:01 very underrated slang term* - Sounder June 23, 2026, 13:28:51 Trump might be taking retatrutide under the compassionate use exception? - ECEIllinois June 23, 2026, 10:38:13 So it doesn't work? * - doubledown June 23, 2026, 10:49:07 I call it "the fat drug"* - Sounder June 23, 2026, 10:48:20 BOA says inflation deteriorating, forecasts three interest rate increase in 2026 - Stu June 22, 2026, 19:17:20 Moar inflation? Isn't Trump's guy now the Fed chair? He will do as he is told.* - Warrin'_Illini June 23, 2026, 10:41:54 This is my shocked face* - timmer June 22, 2026, 19:50:55 We really need two new senators from New York - larue33 June 22, 2026, 17:20:11 God she is a piece of shit* - cpsteine June 26, 2026, 1:45:44 Yep, she’s awful.* - Toonces June 22, 2026, 18:03:28 hi jeff!* - Ari Gold June 22, 2026, 18:18:09 Trump: The Strait is Totally Open - ATL June 22, 2026, 15:10:38 Do you think Trump is familiar with the Boy Who Cried Wolf? - Sounder June 22, 2026, 15:17:05 I think he is familiar with how stupid and/or compliant Republicans are. * - doubledown June 22, 2026, 15:18:50 At this point, why wouldn’t you take advantage of people this stupid?* - shua June 22, 2026, 17:51:41 Video of a shooting with a camouflaged gunman in downtown Montreal… - OB25 June 22, 2026, 14:53:25 She sure did - illini21 June 22, 2026, 15:03:35 Why did they get the dumbest English speaker in Quebec to narrate the action? - complainant June 22, 2026, 15:25:02 EDIT: Report is 2 dead + gunman - ijustkrushalot June 22, 2026, 16:04:10 it's now legal for us companies to import iranian oil and pay iran in dollars - John Coctostan June 22, 2026, 13:01:06 We're probably only a few days away from Trump giving Iran a nuclear weapon in exchange - doubledown June 22, 2026, 13:08:30 Other countries finally respect us again - RVA June 22, 2026, 9:40:06 Trump now draining the reflecting pool for repairs. Damage was totally caused by vandals. - gvibes June 22, 2026, 8:49:51 This article is a perfect example of how the media has completely failed in properly covering Trump* - biclops June 22, 2026, 15:16:59 I agree - Sammich June 22, 2026, 15:45:36 the "vandals" bit explains why they sent national guard to the pool - VIV June 22, 2026, 9:07:23 One vandal in particular. * - doubledown June 22, 2026, 8:51:43 The Iran War makes a very clean bookend with the first Gulf War - DT June 22, 2026, 8:43:06 Where in the world is Stu Pediego? - Stu June 22, 2026, 8:32:08 World Cup Matchday 3 Thread - assassin June 24, 2026, 12:40:15 Scotland fans in a Waymo…. - harb June 28, 2026, 13:40:11 Marco Bielsa stinks* - Poldark June 28, 2026, 12:53:24 Robert Lewandowski to Chicago Fire* - Poldark June 28, 2026, 12:53:11 and 3rd place has a much easier bracket???* - Quiz June 27, 2026, 23:04:00 what a game* - ECEIllinois June 27, 2026, 23:00:38 Unreal* - Mrap24 June 27, 2026, 22:59:55 Iran have to be crushed * - MC June 27, 2026, 22:59:27 What a roller coaster of emotions* - Mrap24 June 27, 2026, 23:00:19 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLL* - assassin June 27, 2026, 22:58:15 Unbelievable* - UIHuskie June 27, 2026, 22:58:06 Holy shit * - MC June 27, 2026, 22:57:51 Lulled them to sleep * - Jersey June 27, 2026, 22:56:12 Lulled them to sleep * - Jersey June 27, 2026, 22:56:09 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL* - assassin June 27, 2026, 22:55:55 This has actually been a banger of a game.* - Carl Spackler June 27, 2026, 22:22:05 Heh I think they’re all done now * - assassin June 27, 2026, 22:47:55 Austria really want to win this* - assassin June 27, 2026, 22:17:52 Holy crap that was wild.* - Carl Spackler June 27, 2026, 21:45:36 Right in front of us - Phytynlini June 27, 2026, 22:06:25 Seems like it was behind you.* - ATL June 27, 2026, 22:08:29 As was that* - Phytynlini June 27, 2026, 22:30:46 Hell of an individual effort by the Algerian * - ATL June 27, 2026, 21:46:59 I have sympathy for the Austrian left back. Made the right decision, screwed by the corner flag.* - Carl Spackler June 27, 2026, 21:49:09 Well, FIFA’s dumb uneven tournament has caused an issue. Algeria and Austria now just have to tie - assassin June 27, 2026, 20:48:37 Got a little chaos after all. * - assassin June 27, 2026, 21:34:20 Well, Austria also participated in the Disgrace of Gijón to the detriment of Algeria. - ATL June 27, 2026, 21:10:55 Offsides by a big toe* - OB25 June 27, 2026, 20:28:26 Someone said it below, I agree that I hate them looking at something so small - TarheelIllini June 27, 2026, 20:40:30 It was ruled offside on the field. You can’t go back, look at something legally off - assassin June 27, 2026, 20:47:22 Missed that, I saw VAR ruled it a goal. Sorry* - TarheelIllini June 27, 2026, 20:55:57 What a lively, high-level game for a scoreless tie* - Potomac June 27, 2026, 20:29:16 CONGO LIVES* - assassin June 27, 2026, 20:11:58 DR. CONGO* - VIV June 27, 2026, 20:14:29 Scotland manager Steve Clarke resigned * - Poldark June 27, 2026, 19:45:57 Uzbeks aren’t fuckin around. They came out flying. * - assassin June 27, 2026, 18:42:04 Just have to make up a 6 goal difference * - ATL June 27, 2026, 19:34:05 Dr Congo is here - ATL June 27, 2026, 18:07:29 Good job Croatia. Send partey to the third place game.* - ATL June 27, 2026, 18:06:17 Dam. Offsides. * - harb June 27, 2026, 17:51:20 If you mean Panama, yeah, that was sweet. Too bad* - Potomac June 27, 2026, 18:01:53 Yep. * - harb June 27, 2026, 23:33:29 Group L entertainment * - BradUnderwoodforprez June 27, 2026, 17:44:44 Beautiful goal for Ghana. Officially now* - BradUnderwoodforprez June 27, 2026, 17:39:05 VAR does a good!* - assassin June 27, 2026, 17:38:30 Fascinating goal by Bellingham- redirected while being held* - Potomac June 27, 2026, 17:25:14 Croatia dude RIPPED that* - assassin June 27, 2026, 16:34:14 Seems like a miss to have the knockouts start with 1 game on a Sunday* - Carl Spackler June 27, 2026, 12:09:57 IMHO all the scheduling has been weird. Why start so many games at 10 pm eastern? - ATL June 27, 2026, 12:16:04 Heat?* - TarheelIllini June 27, 2026, 15:44:16 I mean they played a World Cup in Qatar * - ATL June 27, 2026, 18:00:25 0% chance that's a driver* - Carl Spackler June 27, 2026, 17:32:14 I’m sure there’s a reason, but look at today. No games until 4? Croatia-Ghana at 4? - Carl Spackler June 27, 2026, 12:17:31 Yeah and why the weird half an hour break? So dumb. * - assassin June 27, 2026, 14:50:33 9:00 p.m. in Ghana but still weird* - Orangeillini June 27, 2026, 12:57:42 Fucking hell. Belgium in the round of 16 now. Don’t like that at all * - MC June 27, 2026, 0:08:18 Let’s just beat Bosnia and see what happens* - QcIlliniFan June 27, 2026, 7:58:10 Not that I’m rooting for Iran but I increasingly hate all kinds of replay. - OB25 June 27, 2026, 0:03:26 I've been saying this for years - CanHartlebHireSnider June 27, 2026, 0:08:43 Well, until it happens to you. * - assassin June 27, 2026, 0:09:21 I mean I've been a sports fan for decades of teams who have been screwed plenty - CanHartlebHireSnider June 27, 2026, 0:10:12 I’d rather not get Anthony Thomas’d again. I’ll live with it. * - assassin June 27, 2026, 0:38:03 He fucking fumbled and the ball was out on Miami!* - Chuck Woodaby June 27, 2026, 1:19:13 Oh dear. Sorry Iran. * - assassin June 27, 2026, 0:00:22 A fuckin toenail offside * - assassin June 27, 2026, 0:03:16 Just absolute chaos* - Blazer June 27, 2026, 0:05:43 Wow * - assassin June 26, 2026, 23:57:41 wow wow wow wow wow* - Blazer June 26, 2026, 23:57:18 offsides, double wow* - Blazer June 27, 2026, 0:00:25 Egypt need another goal, the NZ dam isn’t gonna hold another 30* - assassin June 26, 2026, 23:25:57 Didn’t hold five. * - assassin June 26, 2026, 23:29:53 Trossard. Elite poacher. - SurfTheBoneyard June 26, 2026, 22:31:37 Finally, a ref that agrees you may have arms. * - assassin June 26, 2026, 22:24:59 The # of incidental handballs called in this WC has been jarring to me.* - Carl Spackler June 26, 2026, 22:26:38 would like to see a VAR graphic on that Belgium shot that almost went in* - ECEIllinois June 26, 2026, 22:15:21 Ball was basically right on the line.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 26, 2026, 22:18:20 Egypt - Iran going HAM off the jump* - assassin June 26, 2026, 22:15:06 Straight red. Uruguayan dude can eff off with his complaining. - SurfTheBoneyard June 26, 2026, 21:00:34 14 should have been thrown out of this half an hour ago. What a sleazeball. * - assassin June 26, 2026, 21:00:12 I guess Bielsa froze him out of the team for like 2 years for temper and attitude problems.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 26, 2026, 21:03:59 Should have kept him there. Complete disgrace* - assassin June 26, 2026, 21:08:41 Spain not exactly impressing either though. * - assassin June 26, 2026, 20:52:43 Cabo Verde keeps on generating chances but can't finish.* - IlliniRunner June 26, 2026, 20:50:19 Uraguay is just awful to watch* - OrangeSox June 26, 2026, 20:43:06 Flopping, fouling and no plan. Also that cornrows guy is an embarrassment * - assassin June 26, 2026, 20:50:48 Sack Marco Bielsa* - Poldark June 26, 2026, 20:19:55 come on Blue Sharks!* - ECEIllinois June 26, 2026, 19:59:22 Good god, Uruguay goalie. * - assassin June 26, 2026, 19:44:28 This Dembele guy seems decent* - Herman Blume June 26, 2026, 14:22:13 oscar bobb* - torinese June 26, 2026, 15:13:18 wut?* - bbonb June 26, 2026, 18:13:56 So for today....go Egypt?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 26, 2026, 13:04:32 No? - EffinIllini June 26, 2026, 13:34:55 Why is Norway playing their B team today?* - illini21 June 26, 2026, 12:57:28 Either way they are unlikely to win -- why risk injuries and cards* - Quiz June 26, 2026, 18:02:21 Mediocre PK attempt to get them back in* - Potomac June 26, 2026, 15:15:45 I’d be irked if I were a Norwegian who paid big bucks to see Haaland* - Potomac June 26, 2026, 15:07:43 I just don't get it - Sounder June 26, 2026, 13:10:45 your last statement seems to have been reflected in Haaland's comments after Norway's last match.* - EffinIllini June 26, 2026, 13:37:06 Honestly, I thought that Haaland was playing mind games when he said that* - Sounder June 26, 2026, 15:14:53 Maybe it was a little bit of both?* - DocWalk20 June 26, 2026, 16:34:20 Guler is pretty damn good* - AintHatin June 26, 2026, 11:21:24 I remember watching Tim Howard stand on his head to keep the US in matches - voiceofreason June 25, 2026, 23:05:31 Chris Richards importance to this team can not be overstated * - BradUnderwoodforprez June 25, 2026, 23:05:17 Zlatan….It does not matter. * - harb June 25, 2026, 23:05:07 Ah well. Doesn’t mean anything and it was a good second half. - assassin June 25, 2026, 23:03:02 Weah was in quicksand when he wasn’t offsides* - memyselfandillini June 26, 2026, 9:51:29 Weah was remarkably bad, but about half the team was pretty poor - Quiz June 26, 2026, 12:50:17 Having Austin Trusty continue to act as a CB when he clearly can't run was really dumb. - Carl Spackler June 25, 2026, 23:02:37 He played great yesterday * - JacobRDaugherty June 26, 2026, 11:13:55 Eh, he was fine. Great goal. His man beat him for the last goal. - Carl Spackler June 26, 2026, 20:54:34 I don’t know why you didn’t take them out when you had the opportunity. - ATL June 25, 2026, 23:03:29 Sigh* - Blazer June 25, 2026, 23:02:27 That's unfortunate - IlliniSax05 June 25, 2026, 23:02:08 Fuk. * - harb June 25, 2026, 23:01:39 Well that’s annoying * - assassin June 25, 2026, 23:01:30 That must have caught just enough thigh first to not bust his nuts* - John Coctostan June 25, 2026, 22:58:18 Ouch. Right in the privates. * - harb June 25, 2026, 22:57:49 Right in the dick.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 25, 2026, 22:57:44 Ow ow ow ow ow* - Blazer June 25, 2026, 22:54:08 Shiiiit * - assassin June 25, 2026, 22:53:26 Pepi is a lot weaker than I thought. Dude needs some gym time at Ubben * - MC June 25, 2026, 22:43:57 He was much more aggressive and pretty much a menace against AUS.* - DocWalk20 June 25, 2026, 22:48:06 I think that goes in if he doesn’t slip. * - harb June 25, 2026, 22:40:43 Scally is making the runs we want the right back to make there - Blazer June 25, 2026, 22:40:31 I have no idea what a foul is in this game* - Blazer June 25, 2026, 22:36:40 Neither does the ref* - DocWalk20 June 25, 2026, 22:38:35 Ugh, finish that.* - voiceofreason June 25, 2026, 22:26:09 Pulisic has been awesome so far* - JacobRDaugherty June 25, 2026, 22:26:06 This is really stupid to put Pulisic on, especially with this much time left.* - Carl Spackler June 25, 2026, 22:19:06 Yeah I don't like this. Better rusty than newly injured.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 25, 2026, 22:20:34 Rock dumb in a meaningless game when he has a soft tissue injury.* - voiceofreason June 25, 2026, 22:20:10 Good thing we get five subs unlike the old limit of 3* - Potomac June 25, 2026, 22:17:13 Tim Weah you idiot* - Poldark June 25, 2026, 22:16:47 Can he possibly BE any more offside?* - DocWalk20 June 25, 2026, 22:21:19 Well no more offside calls for him!* - Potomac June 25, 2026, 22:21:18 They aren’t even trapping him; it’s just poor play* - Potomac June 25, 2026, 22:19:12 Cosign. * - harb June 25, 2026, 22:18:22 I’m not an expert but that seems like a shit ton of offsides for one guy* - John Coctostan June 25, 2026, 22:16:44 Christ, dude. Wait a fucking second - IlliniSax05 June 25, 2026, 22:16:40 Has Weah ever played the sport before?* - UIHuskie June 25, 2026, 22:16:09 Is that 3 maybe 4?* - BradUnderwoodforprez June 25, 2026, 22:17:11 That was a beautiful strike.* - voiceofreason June 25, 2026, 22:13:18 God damn that’s a great strike * - assassin June 25, 2026, 22:12:22 I did not have that on my bingo card* - OrangeSox June 25, 2026, 22:13:55 Absolute rocket* - Blazer June 25, 2026, 22:13:12 What a hit* - UIHuskie June 25, 2026, 22:12:06 Massive strike. * - harb June 25, 2026, 22:12:38 Hell yeah. * - harb June 25, 2026, 22:11:52 This whole lineup is just getting bodied* - Blazer June 25, 2026, 22:11:08 Not to pile on, but Tim Weah is getting outsprinted by every Turkey player on the field. - Carl Spackler June 25, 2026, 22:10:42 Strikingly slow on that long ball.* - voiceofreason June 25, 2026, 22:14:36 Just awful* - Blazer June 25, 2026, 22:11:43 Yep. * - harb June 25, 2026, 22:11:00 If any of you guys get a chance to watch a game at COSM, I would highly recommend watching from the - ATL June 25, 2026, 21:56:47 I went to a OKC Spurs game, it was incredibly cool* - OrangeSox June 25, 2026, 22:02:57 I’m in the top level on an end (cheapest seats) and it’s an absolute game changing experience. - ATL June 25, 2026, 22:06:07 that's awesome. we sat middle middle, but they were considerably cheaper for nba playoffs - OrangeSox June 25, 2026, 22:28:32 I’m glad all of the yellow cards are on the bench. * - harb June 25, 2026, 21:55:03 Berhalter’s service has been a bright spot* - Blazer June 25, 2026, 21:48:41 Game is generally too fast for him tho* - assassin June 25, 2026, 21:52:16 Trying to think whether anybody gets a good grade* - Potomac June 25, 2026, 21:52:12 Trusty played solid. That's about it* - OrangeSox June 25, 2026, 21:54:02 Front line just way too small—getting completely manhandled - Blazer June 25, 2026, 21:55:15 Agreed. * - harb June 25, 2026, 21:54:18 Weah’s first touch has been horrendous* - Blazer June 25, 2026, 21:37:17 Getting stripped almost every time* - Potomac June 25, 2026, 21:38:50 Assuming he doesn't miss it entirely and let it go out of bounds - IlliniSax05 June 25, 2026, 21:43:39 Or is offside* - DocWalk20 June 25, 2026, 21:54:08 Better there* - Blazer June 25, 2026, 21:39:28 Miles Robinson is still not an answer to any question * - BradUnderwoodforprez June 25, 2026, 21:37:05 he gives me so much anxiety* - OrangeSox June 25, 2026, 21:44:31 Yeah, he’s a shell out there* - Blazer June 25, 2026, 21:37:48 Well, Coach P wanted to learn what his reserves can do…* - Potomac June 25, 2026, 21:34:38 These are the guys he mostly played with the last two years. The matches looked a lot like this* - OrangeSox June 25, 2026, 21:35:42 I remember the blowout by Switzerland last June* - Potomac June 25, 2026, 21:38:08 Defense: No can do * - illinijohn June 25, 2026, 21:35:28 Sorry, I wouldn't put Pulisic out there into this. - SurfTheBoneyard June 25, 2026, 21:33:45 Absolutely not. That was stupid commentary* - Carl Spackler June 25, 2026, 21:47:43 Was just thinkin that - IlliniSax05 June 25, 2026, 21:36:24 This US defense doesn’t have a prayer* - Mrap24 June 25, 2026, 21:32:31 or midfield. no composure, just chaos* - OrangeSox June 25, 2026, 21:34:22 They can’t handle the intensity and pressure of their opponent* - Mrap24 June 25, 2026, 21:35:16 How about winning a ball?* - PapaDels June 25, 2026, 21:33:09 Standing and watching is way more fun it seems* - Mrap24 June 25, 2026, 21:34:26 This back line is not good. And Miles Robinson may be the worst of them * - MC June 25, 2026, 21:32:21 LOL, think Robinson tried to back heel that.* - Carl Spackler June 25, 2026, 21:32:18 jfc* - OWWDig June 25, 2026, 21:31:51 Not a good sequence there. Goal taken away for offsides and then give one up. * - harb June 25, 2026, 21:31:48 Is the feed fucked up or is it my cable? Keeps skipping* - OB25 June 25, 2026, 21:28:43 So the Turkey bench is just planning a mutiny tonight, eh?* - OB25 June 25, 2026, 21:19:19 Is it just me or has Weah been particularly awful so far? - IlliniSax05 June 25, 2026, 21:18:29 Not just you* - DocWalk20 June 25, 2026, 21:19:51 Yeah he’s been terrible* - Carl Spackler June 25, 2026, 21:19:33 And again* - Carl Spackler June 25, 2026, 21:20:42 Was just gonna post—Weah showing why he lost the starting job* - Blazer June 25, 2026, 21:18:54 That was some terrible defense.* - Mrap24 June 25, 2026, 21:11:54 Yeah, really terrible. Turner had no chance* - Blazer June 25, 2026, 21:18:23 Yeah. Woof. - DocWalk20 June 25, 2026, 21:14:45 Our starting back line is suspect…so the 2nd string is gonna be rough* - OWWDig June 25, 2026, 21:12:45 McKenzie WTF you doing* - Carl Spackler June 25, 2026, 21:11:06 That was sloppy from the US. * - harb June 25, 2026, 21:10:48 In Trusty we… trusty?* - DocWalk20 June 25, 2026, 21:04:21 That was sweet* - John Coctostan June 25, 2026, 21:04:02 I don’t think Turkeyeyay wants to be here* - OB25 June 25, 2026, 21:04:01 Awesome start. * - harb June 25, 2026, 21:03:57 What a start (again)* - UIHuskie June 25, 2026, 21:03:32 Nine changes for the US. That back line is scary bad. * - assassin June 25, 2026, 20:16:34 Yeah that is HEAVY rotation. But hey, makes sense* - Carl Spackler June 25, 2026, 20:17:49 Seven changes for Turkey. Let’s go win a shootout* - assassin June 25, 2026, 20:19:10 Hup Holland Hup! - KingTalkyTiki June 25, 2026, 20:02:33 What a save on that corner by Japanese GK. * - harb June 25, 2026, 19:55:56 Thought he pinned it at first. Just amazing reaction time* - Nobster June 25, 2026, 20:25:49 Born in America; interesting to see mixed race on Japan - Potomac June 25, 2026, 19:58:27 What a rope by Sweden. That was fantastic. * - harb June 25, 2026, 19:23:02 Outstanding ball* - PapaDels June 25, 2026, 19:24:00 Absolute dime of a pass to set up Japans goal* - PapaDels June 25, 2026, 19:18:44 Tunisia definitely wins award for worst team. * - assassin June 25, 2026, 18:18:33 Cool stuff watching the Ecuador emotions* - OWWDig June 25, 2026, 17:00:00 I like rooting for the smaller South American teams. It’s cool to see them win.* - ATL June 25, 2026, 17:09:45 I find myself often pulling for underdogs in general* - OWWDig June 25, 2026, 17:54:18 Maybe plucky Italy will make their first World Cup in a generation next time! - ATL June 25, 2026, 20:24:52 Any big implications for today's matches?* - Warrin'_Illini June 25, 2026, 15:21:12 Ecuador needs to win to advance, and not advancing would be a huge upset* - assassin June 25, 2026, 16:07:04 ECUADOR LIVES* - assassin June 25, 2026, 16:39:17 Some coaching jobs might be at stake, like Ecuador’s* - Potomac June 25, 2026, 15:28:54 ooo - IlliniSax05 June 25, 2026, 15:24:00 Germany scores quickly; should not have counted* - Potomac June 25, 2026, 15:08:10 The blue uniforms for Germany throw me off* - OWWDig June 25, 2026, 15:12:11 I don’t get it. None of the national colors * - Potomac June 25, 2026, 15:19:35 Old man Neuer concedes the response* - Potomac June 25, 2026, 15:10:42 Stands there on second goal* - Potomac June 25, 2026, 16:43:30 Do you even let this guy back in the country? - OB25 June 25, 2026, 13:40:19 Tonight really doesn't matter at all for USA right? - illini21 June 25, 2026, 8:52:36 Coach said the four on yellows won't play (Adams, Balogun, Richards, Robinson)*) - Potomac June 25, 2026, 9:23:16 There aren't many words more fun to say than "Balogun".* - Warrin'_Illini June 25, 2026, 9:49:00 I would rest anybody on a Yellow, bring Pulisic on for 30 minutes as a sub, and maybe give a couple - ATL June 25, 2026, 9:19:15 Is pulisic coming off an injury?* - illini21 June 25, 2026, 9:26:21 Yes. He has a calf injury, was taken off early in the first match (halftime?) and didn't play v AUS* - ATL June 25, 2026, 9:41:12 yup this. * - ijustkrushalot June 25, 2026, 9:25:40 i hope the fire's gk plays* - torinese June 25, 2026, 8:58:39 I don't know what South Korea's been doing* - ECEIllinois June 24, 2026, 22:57:21 As it stands, USA gets BIH and then either Egypt or SK. Favorable. Only Egypt a concern * - MC June 24, 2026, 22:04:02 Salah is in my pantheon of all-time favorite athletes, and is very dangerous - ijustkrushalot June 25, 2026, 9:08:17 South Africa wow finishing 2nd * - MC June 24, 2026, 22:02:34 South Korea, woof. * - assassin June 24, 2026, 21:23:56 That was a hell of a crowd pop in Mexico* - OB25 June 24, 2026, 21:16:58 Fox will have Gold Cup and Nations League until 2029. Im ok with that. I think they have done a - harb June 24, 2026, 19:36:05 If Morocco and Brazil both win does Brazil win the group? - illini21 June 24, 2026, 18:47:06 what a thundershot from Haiti. * - IlliniRunner June 24, 2026, 17:48:58 This game is a lot more fun than I thought it was going to be. Haiti came to play.* - ATL June 24, 2026, 17:52:30 Well worked by Haiti. CONCACAF thunder!!!* - ATL June 24, 2026, 17:12:19 Oh no Scotland* - OB25 June 24, 2026, 17:08:55 Oh no again!* - assassin June 24, 2026, 17:23:32 saved by VAR* - assassin June 24, 2026, 17:26:16 Or not. * - harb June 24, 2026, 17:26:12 Last 20 of Canada - Swiss was quite lively* - Potomac June 24, 2026, 15:56:59 Canada had two decent chances to tie in the last minute or two. * - harb June 24, 2026, 16:04:49 Losing home field advantage was a big deal* - Potomac June 24, 2026, 16:43:35 ok, Bosnia it is* - assassin June 24, 2026, 15:42:57 Oh no, Canada. Woof. * - assassin June 24, 2026, 15:17:22 BIH with a goal* - Orangeillini June 24, 2026, 14:29:50 And another* - Orangeillini June 24, 2026, 14:34:47 And Qatar answers!* - Orangeillini June 24, 2026, 14:43:22 Guy for Qatar with the Scott Sterling face block lol* - Orangeillini June 24, 2026, 14:24:58 Would have been nice to stagger the games by 30 min or an hour instead of 2 sets of 3 games* - RSMBob June 24, 2026, 14:19:17 They have to be at the same time to avoid shenanigans * - assassin June 24, 2026, 14:25:40 pistol hhwhip* - chorizo June 24, 2026, 14:28:59 I do like mozzarella sticks * - assassin June 24, 2026, 15:17:46 Final group stage games have to have to be played simultaneously to prevent an advantage* - Franklin June 24, 2026, 14:23:21 Especially effective with matches of almost identical length in clock time* - Potomac June 24, 2026, 14:31:22 a result from Qatar vs. Bosnia would be nice - ijustkrushalot June 24, 2026, 12:43:18 Currently it says we're playing Algeria? - ATL June 24, 2026, 12:52:20 Repost but projections that make assumptions on results vs point in time - Carl Spackler June 24, 2026, 13:53:44 Because 3rd place in Group B is currently "out" - ijustkrushalot June 24, 2026, 12:54:12 I'd rather play Qatar because they're straight trash. But because they're straight trash, it'll be - ATL June 24, 2026, 12:57:34 met a bunch of Bosnians at the Denver airport yesterday on their way to Seattle - assassin June 24, 2026, 12:45:51 I work with a native Bosnian who moved to Nebraska at age 8. - Warrin'_Illini June 24, 2026, 12:50:44 it was more that they just didn't want to play the US. - assassin June 24, 2026, 12:55:30 OIC. Is that who we are likely to play in the next round?* - Warrin'_Illini June 24, 2026, 12:57:24 if they beat Qatar, it's a virtual guarantee - assassin June 24, 2026, 13:02:37 LFG then.* - Warrin'_Illini June 24, 2026, 13:10:47 Speaking of huge bonuses, South Korean workers at memory fabs will make up to 9x their salaries - ATL June 28, 2026, 10:47:46 You guys blab about your weather. This is warm for New England - Stu June 28, 2026, 5:22:28 Uwe or Olaf?* - Sammich June 28, 2026, 8:40:14 But it's a wet heat * - jdl June 28, 2026, 8:09:50 Waldorf, MD says, ‘Hold my beer.’….. - timmer June 28, 2026, 7:38:53 If you’re into Illini collectibles $250 for a signed Wagler jersey doesn’t seem that crazy, does it? - OB25 June 24, 2026, 11:39:43 Speaking of jerseys…. - Philo June 28, 2026, 8:22:34 Illini fans doing work* - ATL June 28, 2026, 8:35:09 they're bootleg jerseys though* - assassin June 24, 2026, 11:52:02 At least these are stitched. Their screen printed ones are shite* - Phytynlini June 24, 2026, 14:35:29 Oh good callout. “Urban Champs Apparel?”* - OB25 June 24, 2026, 11:59:54 Began as an Illinois NIL store, got a Mark Cuban investment, now have a bunch of different schools* - RVA June 24, 2026, 14:25:28 Wonder if they're located in Urbana-Champaign? * - osklister June 24, 2026, 13:17:50 Hey Tiki! New Sincere Engineer album dropped today - bjl63 June 26, 2026, 15:24:49 Really good week for my kinda music - RVA June 28, 2026, 7:48:29 Hooray! - KingTalkyTiki June 26, 2026, 18:38:35 1835-5, q8 - complainant June 28, 2026, 0:08:23 4, q8 - larue33 June 28, 2026, 4:31:14 5 - Illiniphil June 28, 2026, 3:13:38 Take the 2020s Political Compass quiz and post your closest match. I got Mr. Beast - ECEIllinois June 26, 2026, 21:12:21 I got Uncle Joe?* - Carl Spackler June 27, 2026, 20:39:22 This board of leftie loonies is disappointing in its leftiness * - VIV June 27, 2026, 20:16:05 Sunak.* - nash June 27, 2026, 16:30:07 Starmer* - VIV June 27, 2026, 14:51:26 Mark Carney* - PapaDels June 27, 2026, 11:25:58 Same* - Desert June 27, 2026, 13:44:34 Kier Starmer* - snipes824 June 27, 2026, 9:33:34 Mamdani * - MC June 27, 2026, 8:25:13 Does this mean I'm going to Heaven? - ATL June 27, 2026, 6:34:37 Pope Leo, but this isn’t really capturing my commie essence - Jackie June 27, 2026, 6:22:54 Yeah, the survey was poorly designed - DT June 27, 2026, 6:46:00 And that's how they get you. It's as if you people never read Orwell. - complainant June 27, 2026, 7:34:49 *points at eyes* *points and fingers** - ATL June 27, 2026, 6:35:01 I am someone I never heard of. Rishi Sunak.* - Stu June 27, 2026, 6:05:42 You look just like him, though. Except for the glasses.* - complainant June 27, 2026, 20:32:14 Claudia Sheinbaum* - TarheelIllini June 27, 2026, 5:36:12 Claudia Sheinbaum President of Mexico * - QcIlliniFan June 27, 2026, 5:27:26 Georgia Meloni. Not sure what to make of that.* - Philo June 27, 2026, 1:44:11 I make that you’re hot and I’d like to have dinner with you* - Stu June 27, 2026, 4:28:09 Also Da Pope…answers within…(I’m vaguely a centrist)… - haighter June 27, 2026, 0:13:56 I ride with the Chicago Pope* - IlliniRunner June 26, 2026, 21:59:41 Ezra Klein* - biclops June 26, 2026, 21:59:29 Samsies* - Phytynlini June 27, 2026, 15:02:41 Yup * - ijustkrushalot June 27, 2026, 8:21:32 Me too.* - JFG June 27, 2026, 6:52:41 You did it the right way.* - complainant June 26, 2026, 22:26:18 Kier Starmer. - Illiniphil June 26, 2026, 21:57:05 Same* - Chilango June 27, 2026, 8:22:14 Same.* - Toonces June 27, 2026, 3:38:24 Same* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes June 26, 2026, 22:06:38 I feel like they want our answer to #2 to contradict our answer to #1. - complainant June 26, 2026, 21:56:49 just post who you got, man* - ECEIllinois June 26, 2026, 22:08:55 Albert Schweitzer* - complainant June 26, 2026, 23:59:02 Emmanuel Macron. More chud than woke apparently* - gvibes June 26, 2026, 21:47:10 Same for me, 83% Davos* - Sounder June 27, 2026, 13:41:18 Samesies* - LeatherneckIllini June 27, 2026, 9:55:33 co-Macron but slightly more woke. Uber-Davos though.* - Tortillini June 26, 2026, 21:48:51 I'm more Davos than you!* - Stu June 27, 2026, 6:06:58 Yes I am very davos* - gvibes June 26, 2026, 22:00:50 This* - John Coctostan June 26, 2026, 21:49:54 Kier Starmer (slightly favoring blue in all four groups)* - ghost_of_clt June 26, 2026, 21:36:04 I am also the Pope * - larue33 June 26, 2026, 21:31:12 Daddy Mamdani * - assassin June 26, 2026, 21:25:30 same* - OrangeSox June 26, 2026, 22:52:14 The trifecta* - KingTalkyTiki June 26, 2026, 23:58:43 Quadrophenia* - bulldogmba June 27, 2026, 15:40:58 #1 White Sox fan....the Pope!* - UofIL6 June 26, 2026, 21:17:35 Happy 11 year anniversary of Obergefell v. Hodges - Taz June 26, 2026, 20:11:35 “Rights to your wife”? I’m sure Jax appreciates being considered your chattel* - bbonb June 27, 2026, 9:35:20 I mean, I really need access to that big pension and life insurance payout - Taz June 27, 2026, 19:26:14 Speaking of big, do you have a GLP-1 update? - complainant June 27, 2026, 20:09:33 I switched to pills and they are not currently working at all. We'll see* - Taz June 27, 2026, 20:36:07 I remember reading Andrew Sullivan’s essay advocating gay marriage in 1989 - DT June 27, 2026, 6:49:42 And it’s a great pic!* - Tortillini June 26, 2026, 22:03:28 Congrats!!!!* - TarheelIllini June 26, 2026, 21:01:11 It doesn’t happen a ton here, but the opposing coach at today’s game insisted on a prayer circle. - doubledown June 27, 2026, 15:18:53 My boss (who is also a pastor but I work in a secular agency) insists on prayer at our - Taz June 27, 2026, 19:22:57 I’m sure he’s hiding something illegal * - timmer June 27, 2026, 19:02:34 Insisted on the circle and invited anyone interested to join, or insisted on everyone joining?* - Tortillini June 27, 2026, 18:52:01 That's ridiculous, unless it is in a church-run league or something. - SurfTheBoneyard June 27, 2026, 16:20:31 Whenever I really stop to think about modern religion, it reminds me of this quote - DT June 27, 2026, 15:55:02 like your kid's team along with his team? GTFO with that shit* - IlliniRunner June 27, 2026, 15:24:24 Yes. Middle of the infield post handshake line. * - doubledown June 27, 2026, 15:27:16 Gross. What did you do?* - IlliniRunner June 27, 2026, 15:59:23 Old school torrent download question. - Illiniphil June 27, 2026, 13:00:51 illinitorrent.net * - jdl June 27, 2026, 13:38:09 LOL. I have SO many games on DVD from that site.......* - Illiniphil June 27, 2026, 14:08:57 MLB Mock Draft 2: MLBPipeline.com - DanSaint June 26, 2026, 17:30:56 Are President of Baseball Operations candidates draftable?* - voiceofreason June 27, 2026, 9:26:37 1834-4, q7 - complainant June 26, 2026, 23:58:29 5 - Tuscy June 27, 2026, 7:36:00 3, q7 - larue33 June 27, 2026, 7:19:46 5 - Illiniphil June 27, 2026, 2:28:35 4 - JeffFrank June 27, 2026, 0:43:40 the Edmonton Oilers have just hired their fifth straight penis-related coach - Sammich June 23, 2026, 12:39:59 Blues took a C Tynan Lawrence from BU at 11 and traded 15 and 29 to ANH for Mason McTavish.* - SurfTheBoneyard June 26, 2026, 19:58:30 Another C at 16 with Maddox Dagenais. Big dude at 6'4".* - SurfTheBoneyard June 26, 2026, 20:05:52 Blues acquire McTavish from Ducks for #15 & 29 - DanSaint June 26, 2026, 19:57:30 Well, Sabres with a projected big reach for a defenseman with the #4 pick we traded. - OB25 June 26, 2026, 18:48:36 JFC, I will lose my shit if Chase Reid falls all the way to SJ at #9* - OB25 June 26, 2026, 18:58:37 Sharks have a lot of young, offensive talent* - UofIL6 June 26, 2026, 18:33:52 That whole Justin Bieber thing was awkward as hell* - illini21 June 26, 2026, 18:24:03 Burakovsky traded to Ottawa for 6th round pick.* - OB25 June 26, 2026, 14:16:16 The fact the Blackhawks aren’t retaining salary is mildly interesting to me. - OB25 June 26, 2026, 14:23:09 Two time SC Champion! And scored more goals than Connor McJesus at Erie - timmer June 26, 2026, 14:32:31 Yes that is weird* - cpsteine June 26, 2026, 14:32:27 So Buffalo ended up trading the 45 pick for Zellweger who’s pretty similar to Byram - CanHartlebHireSnider June 26, 2026, 13:29:30 This is the deal Davidson needs to make. - OB25 June 25, 2026, 21:02:55 no to 15M from SEA. probably demanding VGK or FLA, like everybody else, it seems...* - cpsteine June 26, 2026, 3:40:36 Do it, Kyle… - OB25 June 25, 2026, 22:17:43 Yeah at this point you gotta keep pushing - CanHartlebHireSnider June 25, 2026, 22:15:07 Robertson has also turned down a deal with the Blues* - OB25 June 25, 2026, 21:55:59 Sidejack: Is there a preferred Blackhawks podcast?* - UofIL6 June 25, 2026, 15:07:45 I listen to the daily CHGO Sports one on YouTube* - OB25 June 25, 2026, 15:14:19 CHGO is also my go-to. Jay Zawaski is a very good host* - bjl63 June 25, 2026, 15:28:24 I'll have to check it out. - KingTalkyTiki June 25, 2026, 15:32:54 I listened to them once upon a time - bjl63 June 25, 2026, 16:55:27 way too little penis named coach talk in this thread* - John Coctostan June 25, 2026, 11:35:51 no talk about the curacao head coach?* - torinese June 25, 2026, 12:02:53 Blackhawks trade grades from 3 NHL writers at The Athletic: D+, D, D- * - OB25 June 23, 2026, 21:14:55 Rangers were reportedly also offering #5. The draft graders online may need to reassess the market. - OB25 June 24, 2026, 15:36:30 There’s two ways here though - CanHartlebHireSnider June 25, 2026, 11:14:41 That’s pretty interesting… I understand how KD got here, for sure. I just hope Byram signs here and - cpsteine June 24, 2026, 16:49:26 He’s going to sign, but it will probably be for at least $12M. Which is probably my biggest issue.* - OB25 June 24, 2026, 16:56:20 Draft picks are definitely being way overvalued especially in this particular case - bjl63 June 24, 2026, 15:50:14 *Deep sigh** - KingTalkyTiki June 24, 2026, 11:26:18 Bad bad bad trade* - timmer June 24, 2026, 11:24:30 I'd sure love for the Blackhawks to not suck and waste a great talent like Bedard. - Warrin'_Illini June 24, 2026, 11:00:00 Wheeler new mock said Hawks wanted Stenberg and Eklund trade caused them to pivot - CanHartlebHireSnider June 23, 2026, 22:16:05 Buccigross claims that San Jose was offering #9, #27, and a prospect for Byram - OB25 June 23, 2026, 23:25:38 Really makes me mad Columbus wouldn’t trade out for Demidov - CanHartlebHireSnider June 23, 2026, 23:52:23 Yep, and just kinda stinks to deal away #4 and still get no further help for Bedard - UofIL6 June 23, 2026, 22:21:11 I actually do think the defense was the bigger issue, but Byram is another offensive-minded D… - OB25 June 23, 2026, 22:35:48 Final thought - if we’re going into win now mode and aren’t wanting to keep making high draft picks… - OB25 June 23, 2026, 22:04:04 Edmonton Freudlers* - DT June 23, 2026, 16:54:55 sometimes a cigar is just a cigar - Sammich June 23, 2026, 17:08:10 Blues trading Kyrou to Washington. Could have been a trade target for Blackhawks. - OB25 June 23, 2026, 16:30:10 Smoke - bjl63 June 23, 2026, 19:27:38 Hawks Twitter seems to hate it* - illini21 June 23, 2026, 19:46:09 Crevier to BUf. Jordan Greenway to Hawks* - bjl63 June 23, 2026, 20:15:34 Byram is a fine player but that’s a lot to give up and he’s far from a missing piece - CanHartlebHireSnider June 23, 2026, 20:10:44 it's also the last year of his contract - Poldark June 24, 2026, 4:14:17 Those same folks would be raging if they took Reid 4th too - bjl63 June 23, 2026, 19:50:19 I keep waiting to see the final trade because they’re also giving up #45… - OB25 June 23, 2026, 19:56:00 They have a gazillion picks and still have 2 firsts next year - bjl63 June 23, 2026, 19:59:04 I don’t care about the second round picks. But the #4 pick is incredibly valuable. - OB25 June 23, 2026, 20:07:31 Feels like desperation to me. - CanHartlebHireSnider June 23, 2026, 20:19:56 Ideally a forward would be better but Knies was 4 + Frondell - bjl63 June 23, 2026, 20:21:53 yes that is way too much* - cpsteine June 25, 2026, 10:41:57 It’s going to suck when Buffalo drafts Stenberg at #4* - shua June 23, 2026, 20:10:56 I would guess they know he won’t be there * - bjl63 June 23, 2026, 20:12:13 This. When SJ got #9, the dream ended* - UofIL6 June 23, 2026, 20:24:03 Buffalo’s depth shoved him to a second pair D man. He has the skills to be a top two guy - bjl63 June 23, 2026, 20:10:49 I’d shove two nazars out the window for werenski* - cpsteine June 24, 2026, 10:54:20 Saw that to get Nies TOR wanted 4 and Frondell - bjl63 June 23, 2026, 19:55:15 That would be great* - OB25 June 23, 2026, 19:30:48 Oh geez they’re giving up the 4th pick for him (and more). That is a huge overpay on paper - OB25 June 23, 2026, 19:32:06 #4, another pick, another player, and we’re taking a bad contract off their hands. WTF - OB25 June 23, 2026, 19:44:26 Crevier is going to BUF apparently* - bjl63 June 23, 2026, 20:13:53 God dammit they traded away Crevier too. This is unbelievable.* - OB25 June 23, 2026, 20:08:35 Delete* - bjl63 June 23, 2026, 19:47:27 Good. Loads of talent but he never got "it". Always played very soft* - Desert June 23, 2026, 18:08:45 dang. bank just lost a customer. He had a few accounts with our bank* - DanSaint June 23, 2026, 16:55:09 Blues now have four 1st round picks in this draft (11, 15, 16, 29)* - OB25 June 23, 2026, 16:38:08 Doesn’t seem like Stenberg will get past the Sharks. Hawks looking at another dman - CanHartlebHireSnider June 23, 2026, 16:10:54 Is Vancouver not targeting D? They’ll take Malhotra if Stenberg is gone?* - shua June 23, 2026, 16:52:49 Seems to be what most of the experts believe, yes* - UofIL6 June 23, 2026, 16:53:31 I'm sure the Hawks have inquired about trading up, so if SJ isn't going to make the deal - UofIL6 June 23, 2026, 16:12:45 If SJ takes Stenberg I'd love to see them deal #4 - bjl63 June 23, 2026, 16:19:59 Sharks trading William Eklund to Ottawa for the 9th pick - assassin June 23, 2026, 16:07:14 That’s annoying. So they’re drafting Stenberg and taking a D at #9* - OB25 June 23, 2026, 16:18:49 Seems like it* - UofIL6 June 23, 2026, 16:28:53 Hitchy, Tippy, Woody, Knobby and Babsy.* - Warrin'_Illini June 23, 2026, 13:37:42 Angels fire their GM Perry Minasian. Hire John Mozeliak as Interim GM and Baseball Ops Consultant - DanSaint June 26, 2026, 19:35:24 This SpaceX IPO is just a massive web of fraud, and the more I read about it, the angrier I get. - doubledown June 4, 2026, 19:31:38 Under 150 today?* - LeatherneckIllini June 26, 2026, 14:32:44 We can only hope. Crash and burn, Mav* - timmer June 26, 2026, 14:33:37 The bonds aren't doing so well - larue33 June 26, 2026, 10:36:56 I like how the analysts talk about Musk like everything he touches turns to gold - Stu June 26, 2026, 10:43:29 Dead cat bounce! (my favorite investment term ever).* - LeatherneckIllini June 23, 2026, 12:09:30 SNDK down 16% from its all-time high set just yesterday - timmer June 23, 2026, 10:19:07 I'm thinking you're better off buying KO* - Stu June 23, 2026, 10:23:10 Now below the price of its first trade.* - gullit June 23, 2026, 8:50:26 You sure Clark? It's 158 today from an ipo of 135. - Warrin'_Illini June 23, 2026, 9:43:42 That was the initial offer price before it traded. The opening price was $150. - Stu June 23, 2026, 9:45:48 All I care about is what price I got it at.* - Warrin'_Illini June 23, 2026, 9:47:54 All I care about is the price timmer got it at* - Stu June 23, 2026, 9:57:15 I ain’t touching this, ever* - timmer June 23, 2026, 10:15:41 I take it back, I hope Ranger got it at a good price too.* - Warrin'_Illini June 23, 2026, 10:03:14 I love this attitude * - illiniranger June 23, 2026, 9:50:29 Down 31.4%!!! - timmer June 22, 2026, 15:02:31 In trump terms that’s 600%* - ATL June 22, 2026, 18:35:11 thats-a-shame.gif * - doubledown June 22, 2026, 15:08:48 Series of guests on Bloomberg trash talking SpaceX, now it's plummeting in Juneteenth trade* - Stu June 19, 2026, 5:56:59 SpaceX news - Stu June 16, 2026, 17:54:57 Kind of a lot of money for a VS Code fork, but it’s all fake money anyway so whatever. * - doubledown June 16, 2026, 19:58:41 Musk has enough money to buy all US professional sports teams - Stu June 16, 2026, 15:17:00 If you were present for the birth of the baby Jesus and one of the wise men gave you $1M - VIV June 23, 2026, 10:12:34 impressive for a guy who does nothing but weaponize his social platform - OrangeSox June 16, 2026, 16:50:37 yeah, but it's not liquid so it doesn't count - Sammich June 16, 2026, 15:35:28 About $100 billion is liquid - Stu June 16, 2026, 15:40:33 The cost of one of those judges is only a really nice RV, a house in Savannah he grew up in.... - KingTalkyTiki June 16, 2026, 15:45:05 yeah, but it's not liquid so it doesn't count - Sammich June 16, 2026, 15:35:28 Now do it with feeding hungry children. - KingTalkyTiki June 16, 2026, 15:25:31 He could buy 2.4 million middle class homes to house the homeless* - Stu June 16, 2026, 15:32:25 Say what you want about the awfulness of Gilded Age Robber Barons.... - KingTalkyTiki June 16, 2026, 15:36:10 And they at least built a few libraries* - DocWalk20 June 16, 2026, 19:36:44 Musk is the Jay Gould of this crop.* - complainant June 16, 2026, 17:27:31 Someone wrote $31 million of 225 calls and bought $30 million of 205 puts - jfinsocal June 16, 2026, 15:01:40 Options action - implied volatility over 200% right now. - jfinsocal June 16, 2026, 10:37:18 I'm trying to wrap my head around this. I mean who would've foreseen Amazon in 1996? - Stu June 16, 2026, 9:09:34 Or Pets.com! - ATL June 16, 2026, 9:13:34 Generational run * - MC June 16, 2026, 9:04:07 $200 - timmer June 15, 2026, 18:25:47 today I learned it's called Space Exploration Technologies Corp * - ijustkrushalot June 16, 2026, 9:33:20 You misspelled 220 - Stu June 16, 2026, 8:57:07 Like I said - ATL June 16, 2026, 9:08:32 OOO - Stu June 16, 2026, 9:10:14 ooo - ATL June 16, 2026, 9:16:41 Can I short sell it yet? - TarheelIllini June 16, 2026, 5:12:35 Interest rates for this would be high I imagine - jfinsocal June 16, 2026, 10:46:45 Never short a meme stock with a minuscule float. * - doubledown June 16, 2026, 8:40:58 He asked if he "can." The answer is "yes"* - Stu June 16, 2026, 9:19:49 options should start trading today; close enough if you want to bet on a drop* - Potomac June 16, 2026, 6:29:11 Wall Street is now operating solely on the Greater Fool theory so I really don’t know - ATL June 16, 2026, 6:41:32 Tesla’s stock is still at a P/E ratio of 370, despite there being no remotely plausible scenario… - DT June 16, 2026, 7:03:09 Yep. They’re both meme stocks, not real businesses. * - ATL June 16, 2026, 7:28:50 Edit: they’re real businesses, just much smaller than their valuations.* - ATL June 16, 2026, 7:33:20 You misspelled 212* - Stu June 16, 2026, 5:10:24 To the moon…..* - harb June 15, 2026, 20:02:04 Not on Starship they’re not * - ATL June 16, 2026, 5:43:36 stonks* :( - Tortillini June 5, 2026, 13:47:53 The beginning of the techpocalypse!* - Stu June 5, 2026, 14:13:17 the Goldman book says company EBITDA will be $352b on $470b in revenue in 2030. Sounds good!* - cpsteine June 5, 2026, 9:45:24 Current EBITDA: $6.58 billion - Stu June 5, 2026, 14:05:04 Seems totally plausible for a company whose valuation is based on AI superiority and - doubledown June 5, 2026, 10:11:20 That’s pretty good margin.* - DocWalk20 June 5, 2026, 10:05:19 Data Centers use less utilities in space due to the no gravity thing. I'm sold.* - Warrin'_Illini June 5, 2026, 10:10:32 Too bad they can't be shielded from solar flares - Stu June 5, 2026, 14:02:00 Just saw the S&P news, glad to see sanity prevail.* - Tortillini June 4, 2026, 20:04:46 Cramer just did a nice piece on that on Mad Money - Potomac June 5, 2026, 17:53:37 I nominate this post for the Potomac Hall of Fame.* - complainant June 5, 2026, 18:13:24 US Open - John Coctostan June 18, 2026, 9:22:01 PGA - you have my attention with this new format - John Coctostan June 23, 2026, 10:06:20 Yeah I like this* - PapaDels June 23, 2026, 15:27:49 PGA Tour at Pine Valley? - jdl June 23, 2026, 11:08:25 extremely skeptical of that yes. but i do think they'll work to have big name - John Coctostan June 23, 2026, 13:31:42 Pete Grow-Armstrong* - Sammich June 23, 2026, 10:09:08 Did you mean to put this in the Edmonton Oilers coach thread? - osklister June 23, 2026, 16:28:55 Great putt* - Mrap24 June 21, 2026, 17:46:43 Welp. Thats ballgame. Ballsy putt for Clark.* - voiceofreason June 21, 2026, 17:24:52 And that's all she wrote * - jdl June 21, 2026, 17:24:30 Congrats to Keith Mitchell, the US’s most Open. - assassin June 21, 2026, 17:06:28 I feel like they should have a special medal or something for that* - Herman Blume June 21, 2026, 17:50:52 awarded to the player who most embodies the spirit of the US Open* - assassin June 21, 2026, 18:47:34 Good job, USGA. Shitheads removed from premises.* - voiceofreason June 21, 2026, 15:59:44 This course and set up is so brutal of you miss even by a couple feet. I love it.* - voiceofreason June 21, 2026, 15:25:39 Game on, kids.* - voiceofreason June 21, 2026, 14:49:22 And another bunker off the tee* - ilinni11 June 21, 2026, 15:20:51 pucker pucker pucker * - jdl June 21, 2026, 15:17:30 Although I’m not rooting for Clark, the douche bags following him around giving him the business - voiceofreason June 21, 2026, 14:22:48 Agree. Cheering for bad shots is lame* - John Coctostan June 21, 2026, 14:58:33 Hundo p* - Herman Blume June 21, 2026, 15:25:31 The people who go to a golf tournament to heckle are infinitely worse* - Herman Blume June 21, 2026, 14:51:45 C’mon, Scottie. We need the destroyer version today. Put some pressure on this fool.* - voiceofreason June 21, 2026, 13:44:14 He’s struggled on the front 9 all week. It’s a tall ask* - ilinni11 June 21, 2026, 13:55:42 Agreed. Maybe Burns can make this interesting.* - voiceofreason June 21, 2026, 14:05:04 Fleetwood maybe, him and Burns are probably the only ones with enough talent to do it - ilinni11 June 21, 2026, 14:10:12 Golf-jack got to play at Worcester CC this week - jdl June 21, 2026, 7:46:19 Cool, looks great* - PapaDels June 21, 2026, 11:35:29 Scottie lurking. “The kid has alligator blood. You keep hanging around, hanging around."* - PapaDels June 20, 2026, 17:31:58 Per data golf, Scottie has beaten Clark by 6+ strokes in a round 17% of the time* - John Coctostan June 21, 2026, 10:24:33 Jesus Clark you chode, start making some bogies* - Herman Blume June 20, 2026, 17:09:56 This motherfucker* - Herman Blume June 20, 2026, 17:51:41 Can you show us on the doll where Clark touched you?* - Illiniphil June 21, 2026, 6:57:32 Personally don’t like golfers who throw tantrums and destroy historic locker rooms. - nash June 21, 2026, 8:04:59 Yeah he’s a renowned prick. Not sure why it’s a mystery that people root against him. - Herman Blume June 21, 2026, 13:18:40 Shocking that someone named Wyndham turned out to be a jagoff.* - DT June 21, 2026, 13:33:26 In his defense, he never had a chance* - Herman Blume June 21, 2026, 14:50:12 Could not be less interested in a Wyndham Clark US Open* - PapaDels June 20, 2026, 18:39:18 Nm* - John Coctostan June 20, 2026, 22:53:48 That was an objectively impressive round* - John Coctostan June 20, 2026, 22:53:48 Sure, I’m just not interested in Clark winning. * - PapaDels June 21, 2026, 7:13:43 Looks like my tomorrow afternoon is opening up* - Herman Blume June 20, 2026, 18:45:02 2 hours til first birdie of the day. Now we’re talking* - John Coctostan June 20, 2026, 9:49:31 It will really suck if Clark pars his way to a victory from here* - PapaDels June 20, 2026, 10:11:02 I would be shocked if -7 wins it. I think it’ll end up closer to -3. It’s gonna get spicy out there* - John Coctostan June 20, 2026, 10:11:45 Definitely hope so* - PapaDels June 20, 2026, 11:30:40 Holy shit DJ* - gvibes June 19, 2026, 11:22:42 dots - gvibes June 19, 2026, 11:29:44 US Open drinking game: drink every time somebody says “run up there and mark it!”* - Herman Blume June 19, 2026, 10:31:02 The wind dying and letting these guys take aim at soft greens is not ideal* - John Coctostan June 18, 2026, 19:09:38 Plus all the d bags got the afternoon tee times* - Herman Blume June 18, 2026, 19:19:22 Welp, the clubhouse lockers can rest easy tonight* - Herman Blume June 18, 2026, 19:31:30 41-29 = 70 was really something by Mitchell* - Potomac June 18, 2026, 16:41:15 Bryson has the putter working early.* - voiceofreason June 18, 2026, 15:32:01 Yeah, it’s a bummer* - Herman Blume June 18, 2026, 15:46:37 Yeah I’ve done a 180 on him. Used to like him before the LIV stuff. Cant stand him now. - voiceofreason June 18, 2026, 15:55:07 I love this course. Also, thing I learned today: the US Open sites are scheduled out to 2051.* - voiceofreason June 18, 2026, 15:10:08 not all but most - John Coctostan June 18, 2026, 15:24:52 Kinda wonder what the minimum # of years between Opens is for a course. - osklister June 18, 2026, 18:49:08 Congressional here in Maryland took itself out of the rotation; after others instead* - Potomac June 18, 2026, 16:43:46 Ah good call, I missed that on their website. Agreed on the courses.* - voiceofreason June 18, 2026, 15:31:26 ADDC with a decent first round. one over* - gvibes June 18, 2026, 15:01:21 Rory went driver pitching wedge on a 600 yard par 5* - gvibes June 18, 2026, 14:44:49 could have been a huge favorite but for those last 2 holes. afternoon only going to get harder* - John Coctostan June 18, 2026, 14:48:10 or it will get dramatically easier since the wind died down. crazy* - John Coctostan June 18, 2026, 15:38:03 Brooks going straight to his barbershop quartet gig after his round? - Phytynlini June 18, 2026, 13:47:40 enjoying the set up. possible to make birdies with good shots. bad shots absolutely punished* - John Coctostan June 18, 2026, 12:23:34 lol 8 seconds * - PapaDels June 18, 2026, 9:24:24 suck it papa* - John Coctostan June 18, 2026, 9:27:35 phrasing* - Sammich June 18, 2026, 9:43:24 ESPN NFL Insider Matt Miller had to have left arm amputated after severe accident - DanSaint June 23, 2026, 10:48:56 he's gonna be all right* - VIV June 23, 2026, 10:50:38 I wanted to post "acknowledged," but I feel like that's short-changing this* - Sammich June 23, 2026, 12:44:34 let's all give him a hand!* - IlliniOllie June 23, 2026, 12:59:24 that pun was just left hanging out there* - illinibone June 23, 2026, 12:42:22 He'll change jobs to Barstool because his views will be right leaning* - KCWildcat June 23, 2026, 12:56:32 What would you ask for as your last meal? - PapaDels June 22, 2026, 8:49:42 Crawfish* - TarheelIllini June 23, 2026, 10:18:19 What do you want on your tombstone? - osklister June 23, 2026, 9:07:44 “Here does not lie timmer. He is scattered across the Alps” - timmer June 23, 2026, 10:20:47 Same as my first meal* - timmer June 23, 2026, 7:30:54 ooo - IlliniSax05 June 23, 2026, 7:34:41 If I get to the point where I know it's my last meal I wouldn't be able to keep anything down* - ECEIllinois June 22, 2026, 22:46:13 Tri-trip cooked over a wood fire. * - haighter June 22, 2026, 21:57:31 My dinner tonight! Cooked over coastal (red) oak of course* - RSMBob June 22, 2026, 22:36:54 I did one today at work over white oak whiskey barrel staves. * - haighter June 23, 2026, 0:09:19 If I had been in jail for years/decades I’d probably just go for something nostalgic. - OB25 June 22, 2026, 21:37:15 Breakfast at Golden Corral* - Stu June 22, 2026, 9:11:25 Probably would be your last meal* - memyselfandillini June 22, 2026, 21:33:36 my mom's bread dumplings (which might actually be my great-grandma's recipe) - IlliniSax05 June 22, 2026, 9:05:21 If I put a lot of thought into it I might come up with something other than Peking duck - Tortillini June 22, 2026, 8:53:48 Happy 45th bday to Monica Sweetheart - bbonb June 23, 2026, 8:52:57 1830-5, q7 - complainant June 22, 2026, 23:59:31 6 - Tuscy June 23, 2026, 7:23:29 5 - Illiniphil June 23, 2026, 6:10:56 3, q7 - larue33 June 23, 2026, 4:50:02 If you’re an Astro’s fan or a fan of innuendos, this could be for you - TarheelIllini June 23, 2026, 6:34:58 If anyone needs orange and blue Sambas... - shua June 22, 2026, 8:28:20 Just get these instead - Taz June 22, 2026, 12:25:55 But the other ones are nice, and look good. - complainant June 22, 2026, 12:31:38 Your face is a useful option for people who don't like nice things that look good* - Taz June 22, 2026, 20:48:27 What does it do? - complainant June 22, 2026, 21:18:37 I'm sure they have good arch support for the dad that's given up and headed to Universal* - shua June 22, 2026, 12:37:51 I love Sambas and I love orange and blue, but those are hideous* - Sounder June 22, 2026, 10:33:26 Yeah, those are awful... and the concept of combining Toy Story and Sambas is dumb, IMO* - uofi1998 June 22, 2026, 11:06:43 I just happen to be wearing my orange Stan Smith Lion King adidas today! - shua June 22, 2026, 12:39:17 Thankfully no toys were left behind when Andy's family mooooooved* - RVA June 22, 2026, 8:36:10 Football recruiting is looking pretty bleak right now - illini21 April 30, 2026, 8:35:29 Knowles, WR from Texas picked the beloved over TCU. Seems like a good pickup* - JacobRDaugherty June 22, 2026, 11:26:20 His Dad is a former world #1 doubles player, and current coach of world #4 Jessica Pegula* - PDO June 22, 2026, 11:46:07 can we use him to help beef up our tennis program? * - ijustkrushalot June 22, 2026, 12:22:54 I don't think he's eligible anymore* - PDO June 22, 2026, 19:32:12 we have a tennis program?* - bbonb June 22, 2026, 13:19:17 Continuing to deepen our white WR pipeline* - UofIL6 June 22, 2026, 11:30:00 Catch the ball, move the chains, win. I'm happy. - osklister June 22, 2026, 11:44:29 ...Knowles is ranked as the nation's No. 106 wide receiver and the No. 104 WR in Texas.* - osklister June 22, 2026, 12:21:03 He's ranked 104 overall in Texas * - larue33 June 22, 2026, 13:40:49 Now that I can logically comprehend. Thank you.* - DocWalk20 June 22, 2026, 14:04:02 Eh. Original subject line was a cut/paste from the linked article. Whatever. - osklister June 22, 2026, 17:07:55 There’s 103 better WRs in Texas? And only 2 more better outside of Texas?* - DocWalk20 June 22, 2026, 13:04:43 I’m sure it’s a typo of some kind* - OB25 June 22, 2026, 13:22:23 LOL, that's the rankings these guys rely on I guess. Florida, CA?? Plenty of other states too. :-O - osklister June 22, 2026, 13:18:35 Got a commit from a kicker named Ulysses * - jdl June 21, 2026, 14:53:05 Been quite the Odyssey to get our special teams to this level. - osklister June 22, 2026, 12:23:27 are we offering a Scholarship or a Grant?* - bbonb June 22, 2026, 13:21:23 That One Piece giveaway is no longer the weirdest trading card associated with Illini sports - RVA June 17, 2026, 19:38:50 Lol* - illini21 June 17, 2026, 19:43:45 Flipped a 3* RB from Colorado - jdl June 16, 2026, 15:08:40 Hey, I want to go play for fellow Floridian Neon Deon !! Wait, changed my mind. UIUC it is!! - osklister June 16, 2026, 15:18:39 rambling street corner hobo shit. - assassin June 16, 2026, 17:08:11 4 star WR Bennett Konkey announcing tomorrow - illini21 June 15, 2026, 13:50:17 looks like University of Illinois! - assassin June 16, 2026, 12:47:59 I knew it.* - Warrin'_Illini June 16, 2026, 13:11:11 Nice get* - UofIL6 June 16, 2026, 12:49:40 ...assuming he actually ends up here - IlliniSax05 June 16, 2026, 13:06:30 Hey, maybe he transfers in later in his career? JMHO, but your entire roster is one-year only. - osklister June 16, 2026, 13:11:48 yay speed* - illini21 June 16, 2026, 13:02:27 should move us up to 55th and ahead of Maryland for 17th in the B1G!* - ijustkrushalot June 16, 2026, 12:58:12 I thought you were joking. Yeesh.* - Warrin'_Illini June 16, 2026, 13:14:14 That was serious? woof.* - EffinIllini June 16, 2026, 13:30:22 From Geneva, IL. That's Illini Country.* - Warrin'_Illini June 15, 2026, 13:57:36 All-time Illini great Jim Klein went to HS there. - osklister June 15, 2026, 16:19:56 240p?? Shirley, you can't be serious. * - illinijohn June 15, 2026, 18:45:53 Bert signal* - OB25 June 13, 2026, 19:40:17 3 star Texas LB. Another outside of the top 1000, but offers are fine. - assassin June 13, 2026, 20:10:21 Is recruiting still looking bleak for us? Lots of three stars with good offer lists. - Warrin'_Illini June 15, 2026, 16:30:23 Brett is on PMT this morning. Haven’t watched it yet. * - harb June 12, 2026, 9:24:46 It was a fantastic interview. * - harb June 12, 2026, 14:06:12 We just added Unity QB Dane Eisenmenger to the 2026 class* - illini21 June 10, 2026, 15:34:38 so is this a signing that comes with NIL? i have no idea how any of this really works* - lcubed June 11, 2026, 8:43:22 I highly doubt it. - illini21 June 11, 2026, 8:44:48 there's gotta be some guys that vanish between spring ball and this fall - ijustkrushalot June 10, 2026, 15:47:57 All 4 commits this week are >1000 national composite ratings - UofIL6 June 9, 2026, 13:45:31 I actually have no problem with the HS recruiting lately. We aren’t capable of much better. - OB25 June 9, 2026, 16:14:02 I always look at the other offers the kids had rather than the composite score myself - bulldogmba June 9, 2026, 14:13:08 I try and look at it in terms of odds and timeline. - ijustkrushalot June 9, 2026, 14:51:21 Agreed, directionally, but never really know what offers are truly committable* - UofIL6 June 9, 2026, 14:17:14 Ryan Paulsen certainly has the offers of a top 1000 guy* - assassin June 9, 2026, 14:16:09 How is his recruiting compared to his time at Wisconsin? I'm going with 8-4 for next year but - Warrin'_Illini June 9, 2026, 14:06:12 I'd be thrilled with 8-4. Every single year. * - LovetheChief June 9, 2026, 14:10:41 Bert signal activated* - OB25 June 9, 2026, 12:40:37 WTH is a “Sladen Shack”?* - DocWalk20 June 9, 2026, 14:07:16 That's definitely something that got a fraternity kicked off campus at some point * - ijustkrushalot June 9, 2026, 14:45:45 Mississippi QB pipeline - jdl June 9, 2026, 13:06:52 MS QB that's more our speed - assassin June 9, 2026, 13:06:21 From Lompati, we traded down about 1400 slots in teh composite, but QB recruiting - UofIL6 June 9, 2026, 13:12:55 I like what i've heard about this kid but obviously it's a longshot he ever plays a down here* - illini21 June 9, 2026, 13:21:43 Obviously. * - illinijohn June 9, 2026, 16:27:06 Indubitably. - osklister June 9, 2026, 16:42:43 Per this site he had a offer from Kiffin - ATL June 9, 2026, 13:14:23 quarterback from Mississippi * - Poldark June 9, 2026, 13:06:17 We seem to be benefiting from Matt Campbell leaving Iowa State* - biclops June 8, 2026, 22:06:49 picked up another JUCO DL - assassin June 1, 2026, 16:48:56 JeffJ had some reporting on our DL players who transferred out (and a former DL assistant) - biclops June 1, 2026, 17:15:00 Illini bloggers love them some run-on sentences* - AintHatin June 1, 2026, 19:28:44 and... ellipses* - Tortillini June 9, 2026, 7:50:28 Nice, 3 years of eligibility too.* - Warrin'_Illini June 1, 2026, 16:50:01 CBS ranks Bielema #25 - biclops May 27, 2026, 18:50:52 have we tried getting the 5 star guys?* - VIV May 27, 2026, 14:10:12 I don't think we're even close to the level of budget needed for those dudes - UofIL6 May 27, 2026, 14:11:34 *Donates $20 more dollars to IFund* Howabout now?* - KingTalkyTiki May 27, 2026, 14:13:58 Right about now* - opossum jenkins May 27, 2026, 15:24:19 Funk soul brotha* - ATL May 27, 2026, 15:56:40 Game times set for non con- UAB 8PM, Duke 2:30, SIU 1PM* - assassin May 27, 2026, 14:08:06 Amtrak for Duke game now purchased* - JeffFrank May 27, 2026, 19:09:21 Chicago to Durham on the train? Brother that is a haul.* - Warrin'_Illini June 1, 2026, 17:17:18 UAB is at 8 PM on a Thursday night? WTAF? - IlliniOllie May 27, 2026, 14:12:34 Did not realize that was a Thursday night. wtf.* - EffinIllini May 27, 2026, 15:34:04 The Big Ten Network indeed does not care about renewals - assassin May 27, 2026, 14:14:35 UAB 8PM, on THURSDAY September 3 - Poldark May 27, 2026, 14:11:36 This post would seem to violate the Prime Directive. - complainant May 27, 2026, 16:13:25 We got a D2 defensive line transfer. - OB25 May 23, 2026, 18:47:19 This new guy sounds promising but the rest were mostly rotation guys - bjl63 May 23, 2026, 20:11:17 new JUCO commit: 3* DL - ATL May 15, 2026, 15:07:34 Still doesn’t play DL… err, um* - DocWalk20 May 15, 2026, 16:01:44 new commit: 3 star LB from St. Laurence - assassin May 15, 2026, 13:23:17 Are things still bleak for us? Seems like we're doing ok.* - Warrin'_Illini May 15, 2026, 14:02:47 results hazy, check again later. i'm also contractually obligated to complain about the DL here* - assassin May 15, 2026, 14:09:26 The new recruits are fine. They still don't play DL, but they're perfectly fine - UofIL6 May 15, 2026, 14:08:43 Indiana keeps rolling. - EffinIllini May 15, 2026, 13:10:06 And I predict he picks Illinois.* - Warrin'_Illini May 15, 2026, 13:55:50 I hate it so much* - illini21 May 15, 2026, 13:37:30 The new JUCO TE we brought in was just rated the #1 JUCO TE in the country - JacobRDaugherty May 14, 2026, 21:57:53 He doesn’t play DL - bjl63 May 14, 2026, 23:15:51 Will he be playing in 2026?* - assassin May 14, 2026, 22:16:14 Yes* - JacobRDaugherty May 14, 2026, 22:44:14 Apparently we offered Dez Bryant’s kid.* - bjl63 May 14, 2026, 18:44:59 Got another pretty solid OL - OB25 May 14, 2026, 9:03:59 I think he will be a better college player than Wagner. * - JacobRDaugherty May 14, 2026, 10:06:53 Only 3 commits but each one is top 600 composite. That's solid* - illini21 May 14, 2026, 9:25:59 Definitely, would love it more if we could find some defensive linemen* - OrangeSox May 14, 2026, 10:05:27 if we settle into something like 12-14 in the Big Ten with a small class I'm fine - ijustkrushalot May 14, 2026, 10:02:10 If we have 12-14 in this range, it's all good in my eyes... hate seeing the talent leave, but... - uofi1998 May 14, 2026, 10:28:02 Nice.* - Warrin'_Illini May 14, 2026, 9:20:17 Potters represent! - DocWalk20 May 14, 2026, 9:18:47 Signed a Juco TE - jdl May 13, 2026, 18:03:22 I’m officially starting to get nervous - snipes824 May 12, 2026, 10:51:28 Is the juice from the recruiters or the size of the bag they can offer? Probably a bit of - voiceofreason May 12, 2026, 16:04:29 I think it’s certainly both - snipes824 May 12, 2026, 16:18:11 I've heard him speak at his press conference when hired and two radio interviews with local media - illini21 May 14, 2026, 7:28:42 I like Roger Cooper though* - JacobRDaugherty May 14, 2026, 7:44:07 New to being an Illini fan??? - osklister May 12, 2026, 11:23:48 New to posting on this board without a * ?* - DocWalk20 May 12, 2026, 12:47:00 He puts a "*" on his posts that contain messages, because...well... osklister. - KingTalkyTiki May 12, 2026, 15:44:46 SJO lineman Cameron Wagner to Oregon* - illini21 May 11, 2026, 12:14:25 Pretty sure he said "my home for the next 4 years..." How many people do NOT transfer today? - osklister May 12, 2026, 9:42:02 Ben Miller continues to impress* - opossum jenkins May 12, 2026, 5:05:21 Bart? * - larue33 May 12, 2026, 10:53:00 Yes* - opossum jenkins May 12, 2026, 15:37:46 This really isn't because we didn't get him, I don't understand the ranking and offers - JacobRDaugherty May 12, 2026, 10:44:15 Meh. At least in this case. In no way do we measure up to Oregon* - bjl63 May 12, 2026, 10:26:15 We actually got a commitment and it looks like a pretty good one. - OB25 May 9, 2026, 11:49:44 That looks solid… and presumably a fit for the new scheme * - uofi1998 May 9, 2026, 12:51:58 Nevermind. My brain is faulty. * - uofi1998 May 9, 2026, 12:52:55 Nice. Thought he’d end up at Iowa* - illini21 May 9, 2026, 12:31:51 Bert’s long time chief of staff heading to Oklahoma. - uofi1998 May 4, 2026, 21:52:17 He’s deputy athletic director at OU so seems like a step up - CanHartlebHireSnider May 9, 2026, 13:22:01 Bert on recruiting - illini21 May 1, 2026, 15:41:07 While I agree that spending big on HS players in football seems awfully risky… - OB25 May 1, 2026, 15:51:06 I can't imagine trying to be head ball coach in the NIL era. Basketball at least has much smaller - Warrin'_Illini May 1, 2026, 15:49:33 I'm disappointed in in state recruiting this class - Poldark May 1, 2026, 15:43:37 This is the deepest in-state class in like forever. Pretty much confirmed we have no $$* - UofIL6 May 1, 2026, 16:17:38 #InBretITrust* - ATL May 1, 2026, 15:42:17 On the flip side, I was just thinking this week about how we've gone 19-7 with two bowl wins - Blazer April 30, 2026, 16:44:32 Hard to trust the plan on the defensive front, though - bjl63 April 30, 2026, 17:01:26 Definitely agree there is reason for concern - Blazer April 30, 2026, 17:17:46 I do have confidence the offense will be pretty good - bjl63 April 30, 2026, 17:21:37 IDK how good Angelo McCullom is, but... - uofi1998 April 30, 2026, 17:06:15 He went to Texas a&m - snipes824 April 30, 2026, 17:29:14 Lost another to S Carolina. I’m not as upset at losing these guys - bjl63 April 30, 2026, 17:39:08 I think we’re gonna get a really good education on how our success in 2024 and 2025… - opossum jenkins May 12, 2026, 15:45:04 I fear you may be right to some degree - bjl63 May 12, 2026, 15:49:41 I think we screwed up and had used all our budget by the time those guys started jumping ship. - OB25 April 30, 2026, 18:22:17 Then we didn't have much budget (which is a different issue)* - UofIL6 April 30, 2026, 18:35:40 100p* - UofIL6 April 30, 2026, 17:57:59 Agreed* - snipes824 April 30, 2026, 17:50:39 The secondary will be rendered useless - bjl63 April 30, 2026, 17:18:41 I was kind of thinking about our lack of draft picks - CanHartlebHireSnider April 30, 2026, 16:47:08 He's earned a ton... - uofi1998 April 30, 2026, 16:46:53 Agreed this offseason has been a real head scratcher - Blazer April 30, 2026, 17:19:44 real quick roster glace... I have 92 players who could be back next year (with a 5 in 5 rule) - ijustkrushalot April 30, 2026, 14:25:54 put another way, we have 73 guys that could have 2+ years with the program after this year - ijustkrushalot April 30, 2026, 14:30:19 The argument would be received a better if our top targets weren't (seemingly) all going elsewhere* - uofi1998 April 30, 2026, 16:36:27 Let's see how it goes this year. I was a much bigger Aaron Henry defender - JacobRDaugherty April 30, 2026, 8:44:12 It's easier to apply hindsight a few months removed - OrangeSox April 30, 2026, 10:00:06 Also the “first 3 games” included western Michigan and western Illinois - snipes824 April 30, 2026, 12:46:27 The score belied the actual run of play in the Duke game.* - uofi1998 April 30, 2026, 12:47:56 100% - snipes824 April 30, 2026, 12:50:04 In fairness, I think the defense generally got better as the season went along... - uofi1998 April 30, 2026, 12:51:42 Not sure there will ever be a season where we face a gauntlet of QB’s like we did in the first 8 gms - OB25 April 30, 2026, 13:21:17 We faced 2,7,9,13,19,20 in SP+ offense last year - CanHartlebHireSnider April 30, 2026, 14:47:54 I honestly thought the offensive and special teams were worse in the Wisconsin game* - JacobRDaugherty April 30, 2026, 18:27:45 I can’t complain a bit about what Bret has done to make us relevant again - bjl63 April 30, 2026, 14:37:00 I feel like 1 bad year in the current climate hurts a whole lot worse than it used to... - uofi1998 April 30, 2026, 16:37:47 This. EXACTLY. Prior to Bertie-Bert: Zooker, Beckhead, Cubit, Lovie. - osklister April 30, 2026, 16:31:57 For the record, I was a bigger defender of Henry than the board then. I thought he was fine - JacobRDaugherty April 30, 2026, 11:57:09 I also don’t really think Aaron Henry is going to be the difference in our recruiting. - OB25 April 30, 2026, 10:16:46 None of this makes any sense to me except that our resources are being diverted to basketball. - uofi1998 April 30, 2026, 10:32:30 as it should be...money goes further in bball and we actually have a chance at a chip - digs April 30, 2026, 16:48:28 Doesn't seem like something Josh would do * - jdl April 30, 2026, 11:47:23 I don't disagree... but donors put their money where they want to. - uofi1998 April 30, 2026, 12:23:39 I'm sure there's some built in historical bias there - jdl April 30, 2026, 12:39:54 I could also see it as in basketball, it feels like your money has more of an impact - IlliniOllie April 30, 2026, 12:54:15 So are we just bad at recruiting? - AintHatin April 30, 2026, 11:50:31 Last year's class was the best in a long time - jdl April 30, 2026, 11:59:43 I have to think the significant amount of staff turnover had some impact. - uofi1998 April 30, 2026, 12:12:31 I think I heard Bret say the coaching assistants do less recruiting now - jdl April 30, 2026, 12:41:37 JMHO, but closers-people who negotiate the final NIL deals. Eh. Here we are. - osklister April 30, 2026, 13:21:30 Maybe we can convince Mark Cuban to enroll at Illinois* - uofi1998 April 30, 2026, 13:22:08 Hey, all he's got right now is some kind of certificate from a Juco in Indiana. - osklister April 30, 2026, 16:33:51 we've all forgotten with how mostly disappointing the portal and this class so far are - assassin April 30, 2026, 11:57:38 Don't think this new defensive staff is going to help with recruiting at all - illini21 April 30, 2026, 8:46:39 IMO the scheme change is 100% out of desperation - bjl63 April 30, 2026, 11:29:06 Bret doesn't exactly hide his disdain publicly for the amounts others get to spend... - uofi1998 April 30, 2026, 12:15:17 I think Thomas and Bradford can be plus recruiters. I am still high on Archie and Parker. I think - JacobRDaugherty April 30, 2026, 9:53:59 Got a FB memory from 9 years ago regarding possible D 1 hockey at UIUC - timmer June 22, 2026, 16:27:20 We should have legit hockey and lacrosse programs. C'mon Josh.* - Warrin'_Illini June 22, 2026, 16:30:10 those were the days* - ECEIllinois June 22, 2026, 16:28:37 the Adobe Acrobat AI assistant is very helpful - Sammich June 22, 2026, 14:32:13 I've had to switch to using the term Illustrator files with clients instead of .ai files - RVA June 22, 2026, 16:16:57 Music discovery: Apple serves me Crash Test Dummies songs that I hadn't heard before every once in a - ATL June 22, 2026, 9:58:13 This reminds me of a very depressing video I just saw about the music industry - Jackie June 22, 2026, 13:42:04 In fairness to capitalism, this is all just IP burglary. - doubledown June 22, 2026, 14:45:20 love Drew Gooden* - Sammich June 22, 2026, 13:43:10 eff KU* - VIV June 22, 2026, 14:23:52 That's right. (Unless the Bulls end up with Darryn Peterson tho).* - Warrin'_Illini June 22, 2026, 14:28:08 Saaaaaaaame! His recent Greed Is Destroying the World is tits - Jackie June 22, 2026, 13:55:53 he's come a long way since Road Work Ahead* - Sammich June 22, 2026, 14:29:51 "Road Work Ahead"? - VIV June 22, 2026, 14:45:59 “getting radicalized by the road work ahead guy at 3 pm on a monday” - Jackie June 22, 2026, 14:41:59 I still feel like I'm only scratching the surface of all the good music made in the 90's. - Warrin'_Illini June 22, 2026, 10:01:56 I find lots of songs every year that I like a lot* - Quiz June 22, 2026, 16:13:16 Clive Davis. Ed Martin* - Gene Parmesan June 22, 2026, 11:18:45 Alan Greenspan. Ed Martin * - aimlessillini June 22, 2026, 11:23:42 📂 Archive Page: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... Last »  Main Board