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I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things *

Posted by Jackie

on June 26, 2025, 10:58:37, in reply to "Dick pole"

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- illini21 June 26, 2025, 8:48:15 [poll]

Elastic shorts, let everything hang out. Zipper, balls stay in* - jayd June 26, 2025, 13:12:37
only men who have never gotten their sack caught in a zipper would ask this question* - bbonb June 26, 2025, 11:12:32
- I'm an absent-minded type of guy, but even I can't imagine that level of spaciness* - Sammich June 26, 2025, 12:25:26
  - How the hell’d you get the beans above the frank?* - Herman Blume June 26, 2025, 15:53:25
    - Uh oh, Herman's been wearing his pants upside down again.* - complainant June 26, 2025, 16:02:08
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things * - Jackie June 26, 2025, 10:58:37

Well, they are actually much smaller than we tell you they are so…* - Stu June 26, 2025, 12:47:01
ooo. - longsnapper June 26, 2025, 11:58:29
- I think about this clip every time I sit down.* - Warrin'_Illini June 26, 2025, 12:44:02
- LMFCO YESSSSSSSSS every time * - Jackie June 26, 2025, 12:36:22
We definitely won the genetalia sweepstakes - Sounder June 26, 2025, 11:12:30
People often forget that we've got balls down there too. Lots of moving parts.* - Warrin'_Illini June 26, 2025, 11:12:11
I just have to be careful when I sit down that it's not behind by knee.* - ibdoc June 26, 2025, 11:09:48
- oh man, you just reminded me - Sammich June 26, 2025, 12:19:13
  - Better quality here and you can really see the agony, much appreciated * - Jackie June 26, 2025, 12:37:56
    - His head snaps back like he got punched in the face* - Sammich June 26, 2025, 12:53:02
      - And the look on his face looks a lot like Will Ferrell doing his Harry Caray impression * - PapaDels June 26, 2025, 14:42:21
  - I guess snapper's post would have reminded me more explicitly* - Sammich June 26, 2025, 12:21:05

I just kneel* - ibdoc June 26, 2025, 10:28:06
Just logistically, to do an “inside the pants” move you gotta be just unzipping right? * - haighter June 26, 2025, 9:11:00
- as opposed to doing the sammich?* - VIV June 26, 2025, 9:13:57
  - Naw…unbuckle, unbutton, unzip and flop the twig and the berries out the front. * - haighter June 26, 2025, 9:56:40
    - people just use the zipper? and why take the berries out in this scenario? - VIV June 26, 2025, 10:23:55
    - through the hole, pulling the drawers down, or commando?* - Sammich June 26, 2025, 10:16:16
pants and drawers at my ankles every time* - Sammich June 26, 2025, 9:02:41
- it's the only way to be sure * - illiniranger June 26, 2025, 9:06:23
  - Bathrooms, drive-thru at the local McD's: Sammich doesn't discriminate. - osklister June 26, 2025, 10:02:46
wut* - EffinIllini June 26, 2025, 9:01:16
- It was brought up on PMT. I had no idea most dudes kept their balls inside the pants when peeing* - illini21 June 26, 2025, 9:21:06
  - Seems like a lot of unnecessary work to take the balls out when just the weenis would do.* - ATL June 26, 2025, 9:28:38
    - ^^ efficiency expert ^^ - osklister June 26, 2025, 10:03:46
      - Lean six smegma * - DT June 26, 2025, 11:21:08

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