Dick pole
Posted by illini21
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on June 26, 2025, 8:48:15Elastic shorts, let everything hang out. Zipper, balls stay in*
Posted by jayd
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Previous Messageonly men who have never gotten their sack caught in a zipper would ask this question*
Posted by bbonb
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I'm an absent-minded type of guy, but even I can't imagine that level of spaciness*
Posted by Sammich
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How the hell’d you get the beans above the frank?*
Posted by Herman Blume
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Uh oh, Herman's been wearing his pants upside down again.*
Posted by complainant
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I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things *
Posted by Jackie
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Well, they are actually much smaller than we tell you they are so…*
Posted by Stu
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ooo.
Posted by longsnapper
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I think about this clip every time I sit down.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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LMFCO YESSSSSSSSS every time *
Posted by Jackie
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We definitely won the genetalia sweepstakes
Posted by Sounder
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People often forget that we've got balls down there too. Lots of moving parts.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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I just have to be careful when I sit down that it's not behind by knee.*
Posted by ibdoc
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oh man, you just reminded me
Posted by Sammich
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Better quality here and you can really see the agony, much appreciated *
Posted by Jackie
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His head snaps back like he got punched in the face*
Posted by Sammich
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And the look on his face looks a lot like Will Ferrell doing his Harry Caray impression *
Posted by PapaDels
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I guess snapper's post would have reminded me more explicitly*
Posted by Sammich
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I just kneel*
Posted by ibdoc
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Just logistically, to do an “inside the pants” move you gotta be just unzipping right? *
Posted by haighter
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as opposed to doing the sammich?*
Posted by VIV
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Naw…unbuckle, unbutton, unzip and flop the twig and the berries out the front. *
Posted by haighter
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people just use the zipper? and why take the berries out in this scenario?
Posted by VIV
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through the hole, pulling the drawers down, or commando?*
Posted by Sammich
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pants and drawers at my ankles every time*
Posted by Sammich
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it's the only way to be sure *
Posted by illiniranger
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Bathrooms, drive-thru at the local McD's: Sammich doesn't discriminate.
Posted by osklister
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wut*
Posted by EffinIllini
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It was brought up on PMT. I had no idea most dudes kept their balls inside the pants when peeing*
Posted by illini21
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Seems like a lot of unnecessary work to take the balls out when just the weenis would do.*
Posted by ATL
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^^ efficiency expert ^^
Posted by osklister
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Lean six smegma *
Posted by DT
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