I love that movie so much
total satire on the restaurant industry.  Previous Message Previous Message there is a theory about the movie that the burger actually kills her, as the meat was dry aged one day beyond being safe. Previous Message Previous Message
any bun. any condiment. any vegetable. any other meat.
what are you preparing?
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 You have a burger in front of you with any possible topping at your disposal. - AintHatin July 31, 2025, 19:29:59
- Ketchup, mustard, cheddar cheese, raw onion, tomato, lettuce. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 20:01:47
- ketchup, mustard, bacon, provolone cheese on either a brioche or a hawaiian sweet bun* - DanSaint Yesterday, 19:51:17
- Chuck, sirloin and short rib topped with green leaf lettuce, grilled vidalia onions and ketchup… - timmer Yesterday, 17:18:46
- White cheddar, lettuce, grilled onion, bacon, guac (or just avocado), over easy egg - Blazer August 1, 2025, 14:31:37
- Buttered Pretzel Bun, Smoked Gouda, Sauteed Onion, Candied Bacon and light mayo/ketchup dollop* - ibdoc August 1, 2025, 13:15:05
- Brioche bun, swiss and mushroom, white onion, mayo and dijon* - AintHatin August 1, 2025, 12:21:34
- slice of American cheese and mayo/ketchup or similar is pretty tough to beat - ijustkrushalot August 1, 2025, 12:09:12
- A well executed patty melt is hard to beat* - Sounder August 1, 2025, 10:38:54
- Smashed double on onion bun, add grilled onions and bacon, ketchup and mustard* - ECEIllinois August 1, 2025, 10:37:41
- Pck: “De Burgerrrrrr!”* - SurfTheBoneyard August 1, 2025, 10:28:30
- Cheshire Cheese, tomato, raw onion, romaine, brioche bun* - CoronaTheirAss August 1, 2025, 9:59:08
- 2 slices bacon, grilled onions & mushrooms, blue cheese crumbles, fresh jalapeno slices, avocado... - EffinIllini August 1, 2025, 8:46:10
- bacon, american cheese, iceberg lettuce, ketchup
 - IlliniSax05 August 1, 2025, 8:40:43
- I want the burger from The Menu.* - Warrin'_Illini August 1, 2025, 8:26:47
- (sp) - Sounder August 1, 2025, 10:35:47
- Bacon, cheddar cheese, maybe a light coat of BBQ sauce....that's it* - RSMBob August 1, 2025, 0:31:41
- Bacon, cheddar, blue cheese crumbles, kalamata olives, Cajun seasoning* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes July 31, 2025, 22:29:37
- Cheddar, Ketchup, Mustard, Pickles. - tvillini July 31, 2025, 21:21:01
- I dunno… An iceberg lettuce leaf?* - Stu July 31, 2025, 21:19:25
- Gotta go with potato rolls - Tortillini July 31, 2025, 21:17:01
- Mix of chuck and brisket, bacon, American cheese, caramelized onions, pickled jalapeños, BBQ* - VIV July 31, 2025, 21:15:43
- It’s a tie between - snipes824 July 31, 2025, 21:12:37
- *sidejack* I don't understand pickles on burgers or sandwiches - opey8 July 31, 2025, 21:01:13
- I feel the same way about tomatoes. - SurfTheBoneyard July 31, 2025, 21:09:39
- absolutely. Diced up on things is sometimes ok, but I usually hate sliced tomato * - ijustkrushalot August 1, 2025, 12:07:01
- I am with you 100%. I hate raw tomatoes* - opey8 July 31, 2025, 21:12:20
- I legitimately wish I liked raw tomatoes - Sounder August 1, 2025, 9:24:17
- Cold, soggy and they just invade anything they touch.* - SurfTheBoneyard July 31, 2025, 21:41:51
- Raw tomatoes need to be from the garden or otherwise vine-ripened. - VIV July 31, 2025, 21:14:55
- I don't like them out of the garden or locally in season - opey8 July 31, 2025, 21:24:15
- IMO, a caprese done with good tomatoes is tough to beat. * - VIV July 31, 2025, 21:27:00
- Yep. Also a good BLT.* - Tortillini July 31, 2025, 21:30:16
- The T ruins the BL + mayo combo for me* - opey8 July 31, 2025, 21:31:25
- what if you want to B your L on some Ts?* - VIV August 1, 2025, 11:55:04
- agreed. no T, extra B, add some provolone cheese - IlliniSax05 August 1, 2025, 8:41:19
- I found a good substitute to be... - SurfTheBoneyard July 31, 2025, 21:41:18
- That’s a shame but to each his own* - Tortillini July 31, 2025, 21:33:03
- I love caprese if in a form with cooked tomatoes. - opey8 July 31, 2025, 21:29:15
- What is a better way to get crunch and acid?* - longsnapper July 31, 2025, 21:03:09
- I don’t understand liking pickles in general* - VIV July 31, 2025, 21:02:53
- 4 oz. chuck, 2 oz. Sirloin. Slow sweat beef onions. Dijonnaise. Toasted brioche - longsnapper July 31, 2025, 21:00:18
- I have your winner. - Illiniphil July 31, 2025, 20:57:35
- Buttered bun, pickles, cheddar, onion rings, bbq sauce, smash burger * - MC July 31, 2025, 20:57:03
- Oklahoma smash burger with mushrooms* - Sounder July 31, 2025, 20:22:27
- Local grocery store grinds the beef with jalapeño and makes the patty also with shredded jack - opey8 July 31, 2025, 20:17:02
- Bacon and cheddar, pickles, mustard, on a toasted Kaiser roll.* - DT July 31, 2025, 20:01:25
- I’m fine with a traditional cheeseburger - bjl63 July 31, 2025, 19:55:33
- meat on a bun with nothing - biclops July 31, 2025, 19:54:58
- Ground Kobe medium well, Foie Gras, shaved truffles, caramelized sweet onions, Gruyère, pickled - illini thunder July 31, 2025, 19:53:22
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