The Deuce: A debutante can't have a soft penis.

$8 double of Weller 12. Not going to find it much cheaper…. - harb Yesterday, 16:06:21

the curling club has ridiculously cheap prices like that* - Sounder Yesterday, 16:19:40
- So we have a teetotaling curling club like 5 minutes from where I live. Didn’t know that was a thing - Carl Spackler Today, 9:51:01
  - I need more details here - Sounder Today, 10:52:45
    - I probably don’t have the details to give. - Carl Spackler Today, 11:33:30
      - Which club was it? - Sounder Today, 13:50:11
Where?* - VIV Yesterday, 16:10:32
- My Elk’s club. You are welcome to venture down and visit. It’s a great place to drink at. * - harb Yesterday, 16:15:26
  - I would never drink anywhere else on prices like that. - VIV Today, 10:01:21
    - I was curious what exactlly an Elks Club is and how to be a member - Sounder Today, 10:53:54
      - The Pledge of Allegiance is similarly problematic, but very useful for people like me. - complainant Today, 14:11:52
        
        I consider myself to be patriotic, and choose to ignore the jingoistic faux One Nation Under God - Sounder Today, 14:13:21
  - I googled "cape elk's lodge" to see how depressing it was. I wasn't disappointed. - complainant Yesterday, 22:34:14
    - Lulz…glad I will not see you there, if i did it would definitely be depressing. * - harb Today, 9:46:21
    - " Members are to return glassware, coasters and ashtrays to the bar" lol* - gvibes Today, 9:17:15
      - Meh….not having table service keeps the prices down. There are no longer ashtrays inside as it is - harb Today, 9:50:26
        
        I was just laughing at the ashtray piece. Good to hear that is done* - gvibes Today, 9:52:25
        
        It was a pretty good fight a few years ago. Some of the members thought the place was their - harb Today, 10:08:51
        
        Looks like a great view for a nice double pour.* - voiceofreason Today, 13:49:21
        
        I don't miss the days of coming home from the bars and reeking of cigarette smoke - Sounder Today, 10:55:00
    - ^dude who fucks models left and right^* - memester Yesterday, 23:38:56
      - This Guy Fucks - Sounder Today, 11:21:31
      - Not lately, anyhow.* - complainant Today, 1:32:47
    - Who the fuck cares with quality booze and prices like that?* - voiceofreason Yesterday, 22:42:15
      - People who shower *before* work is, as I recall, the fashionable phrasing. - complainant Today, 0:28:48
        
        Aren’t you the crazy COVID guy? Forgive me if I don’t put stock - voiceofreason Today, 13:47:55
        
        You know, there's a Boardhost forum that would be perfect for you. - complainant Today, 14:15:59
        
        What an effete, smarmy, prick. * - haighter Today, 10:07:48
        
        I feel your dilemma. It's a tough line to straddle.* - complainant Today, 14:20:39
        
        An ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. * - VIV Today, 10:50:25
        
        A debutante can't have a soft penis. - complainant Today, 14:06:58

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