the curling club has ridiculously cheap prices like that*
Posted by Sounder
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So we have a teetotaling curling club like 5 minutes from where I live. Didn’t know that was a thing
Posted by Carl Spackler
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I need more details here
Posted by Sounder
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I probably don’t have the details to give.
Posted by Carl Spackler
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Which club was it?
Posted by Sounder
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Where?*
Posted by VIV
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My Elk’s club. You are welcome to venture down and visit. It’s a great place to drink at. *
Posted by harb
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I would never drink anywhere else on prices like that.
Posted by VIV
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I was curious what exactlly an Elks Club is and how to be a member
Posted by Sounder
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The Pledge of Allegiance is similarly problematic, but very useful for people like me.
Posted by complainant
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I consider myself to be patriotic, and choose to ignore the jingoistic faux One Nation Under God
Posted by Sounder
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I googled "cape elk's lodge" to see how depressing it was. I wasn't disappointed.
Posted by complainant
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Lulz…glad I will not see you there, if i did it would definitely be depressing. *
Posted by harb
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" Members are to return glassware, coasters and ashtrays to the bar" lol*
Posted by gvibes
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Meh….not having table service keeps the prices down. There are no longer ashtrays inside as it is
Posted by harb
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I was just laughing at the ashtray piece. Good to hear that is done*
Posted by gvibes
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It was a pretty good fight a few years ago. Some of the members thought the place was their
Posted by harb
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Looks like a great view for a nice double pour.*
Posted by voiceofreason
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I don't miss the days of coming home from the bars and reeking of cigarette smoke
Posted by Sounder
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^dude who fucks models left and right^*
Posted by memester
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This Guy Fucks
Posted by Sounder
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Not lately, anyhow.*
Posted by complainant
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Who the fuck cares with quality booze and prices like that?*
Posted by voiceofreason
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People who shower *before* work is, as I recall, the fashionable phrasing.
Posted by complainant
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Aren’t you the crazy COVID guy? Forgive me if I don’t put stock
Posted by voiceofreason
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You know, there's a Boardhost forum that would be perfect for you.
Posted by complainant
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What an effete, smarmy, prick. *
Posted by haighter
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I feel your dilemma. It's a tough line to straddle.*
Posted by complainant
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An ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante. *
Posted by VIV
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A debutante can't have a soft penis.
Posted by complainant
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