The Deuce: I’m here. Is there an auction or yard sale for all of the stuff the non-sinners left behind?*

OFFICIAL Rapture Gamethread - VIV September 23, 2025, 8:48:33

Update: they had the date wrong because of reasons. It’s actually October 6-7. Stay tuned. * - doubledown September 26, 2025, 16:33:08
- These fucking people.* - voiceofreason September 26, 2025, 16:49:12
- ooo - IlliniSax05 September 26, 2025, 16:35:31
  - ooo - DT September 26, 2025, 19:38:12
ROLLCALL!* - LeatherneckIllini September 24, 2025, 5:07:18
- I’m here. Is there an auction or yard sale for all of the stuff the non-sinners left behind?* - voiceofreason September 24, 2025, 13:47:44
- I see Jesus in the sky - Stu September 24, 2025, 7:34:59
  - …with diamonds?* - DocWalk20 September 24, 2025, 13:24:35
- Here, damn it* - TarheelIllini September 24, 2025, 7:03:22
- *Checks in as safe* - timmer September 24, 2025, 6:36:07
well, yesterday I found a mouse swimming in our pool, which precipitated me to administer - bbonb September 23, 2025, 12:21:09
- Hmmmm yesterday I found a dead vole on the front sidewalk! * - illinijohn September 23, 2025, 22:44:27
  - Shrew spit kills cancer cells.* - complainant September 24, 2025, 5:52:25
    - Non sequiturs kill brain cells. * - illinijohn September 24, 2025, 12:52:38
    - this is no time for vocal warmups!* - Sammich September 24, 2025, 8:06:19
Assuming this has been posted previously and maybe in this thread... - Tuscy September 23, 2025, 10:47:12
Man...remember how much people were into Nostradamus in the 80s/90s? - haighter September 23, 2025, 10:34:09
- At a smaller and more localized level... the panic of the predicted 1990 New Madrid Fault Quake. - tvillini September 24, 2025, 6:05:49
- don't forget Edgar Cayce* - ECEIllinois September 23, 2025, 14:25:50
- Might as well throw Iben Browning into the mention - BradUnderwoodforprez September 23, 2025, 10:56:30
  - Iben Browning this meat for around 15 minutes now, should be good to go* - Sammich September 23, 2025, 11:31:54
- A volume shooter before his time* - chorizo September 23, 2025, 10:52:13
- More like Nostradumbass amirite??* - PapaDels September 23, 2025, 10:36:56
- Quasimodo predicted all of this.* - SurfTheBoneyard September 23, 2025, 10:35:21
  - Oh yeah, Notre Damus* - VIV September 23, 2025, 10:35:53
    - I rather listen to Amadamos. Oh oh oh..Amadamos.* - DanSaint September 23, 2025, 10:56:00
      - (it was a sopranos reference)* - VIV September 23, 2025, 12:08:30
Blondie commits to her dance moves about as much as Tay Tay does. Oof* - bbonb September 23, 2025, 10:31:38
Dammit all the annoying people are still here* - ATL September 23, 2025, 10:29:48
Controversial opinion… - SurfTheBoneyard September 23, 2025, 10:23:59
- Definitely demonstrates why producers now invite actual rappers in for guest verses. - DT September 23, 2025, 10:26:29
  - See also Geddy Lee on Roll the Bones* - ATL September 23, 2025, 12:22:24
Why is today the Rapture? Who decided this?* - Warrin'_Illini September 23, 2025, 10:19:37
- a South African pastor who said God spoke to him and said the rapture would be at Rosh Hashannah* - VIV September 23, 2025, 10:22:22
  - And he said it’s either 23rd or 24th, so we’ve got TWO days of this!!! Double Header!! * - illini thunder September 23, 2025, 11:01:02
    - The Rapture is fluid.* - DT September 23, 2025, 11:02:42
- Charlie Kirk apparently - Taz September 23, 2025, 10:21:01
there's a tiny, tiny part of me that will be a little bit nervous until midnight* - Sammich September 23, 2025, 10:11:37
- If by nervous, you mean "excited by the possibility those folks would skeddadle"... - KingTalkyTiki September 23, 2025, 10:31:43
- LOLwhut? - Kajagoogoo September 23, 2025, 10:18:35
Not only not raptured, I'm in the office at work. - KingTalkyTiki September 23, 2025, 10:03:38
Still here. * - doubledown September 23, 2025, 9:22:29
So what do these people do tomorrow when they don’t have houses and cars and they haven’t floated - voiceofreason September 23, 2025, 8:57:40
- start at 3:15 - IlliniSax05 September 23, 2025, 9:25:19
- They'll say God said it's delayed so they can continue to support Trump* - MojoJojo September 23, 2025, 9:12:15
  - This implies that Trump isn’t God.* - DT September 23, 2025, 10:02:06
    - Also, they believe Trump is getting raptured, so this theory doesn't work - Taz September 23, 2025, 10:20:10

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