OFFICIAL Rapture Gamethread
Posted by VIV
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on September 23, 2025, 8:48:33Update: they had the date wrong because of reasons. It’s actually October 6-7. Stay tuned. *
Posted by doubledown
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Previous MessageThese fucking people.*
Posted by voiceofreason
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ooo
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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ooo
Posted by DT
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ROLLCALL!*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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I’m here. Is there an auction or yard sale for all of the stuff the non-sinners left behind?*
Posted by voiceofreason
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I see Jesus in the sky
Posted by Stu
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…with diamonds?*
Posted by DocWalk20
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Here, damn it*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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*Checks in as safe*
Posted by timmer
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well, yesterday I found a mouse swimming in our pool, which precipitated me to administer
Posted by bbonb
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Hmmmm yesterday I found a dead vole on the front sidewalk! *
Posted by illinijohn
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Shrew spit kills cancer cells.*
Posted by complainant
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Non sequiturs kill brain cells. *
Posted by illinijohn
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this is no time for vocal warmups!*
Posted by Sammich
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Assuming this has been posted previously and maybe in this thread...
Posted by Tuscy
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Man...remember how much people were into Nostradamus in the 80s/90s?
Posted by haighter
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At a smaller and more localized level... the panic of the predicted 1990 New Madrid Fault Quake.
Posted by tvillini
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don't forget Edgar Cayce*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Might as well throw Iben Browning into the mention
Posted by BradUnderwoodforprez
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Iben Browning this meat for around 15 minutes now, should be good to go*
Posted by Sammich
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A volume shooter before his time*
Posted by chorizo
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More like Nostradumbass amirite??*
Posted by PapaDels
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Quasimodo predicted all of this.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Oh yeah, Notre Damus*
Posted by VIV
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I rather listen to Amadamos. Oh oh oh..Amadamos.*
Posted by DanSaint
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(it was a sopranos reference)*
Posted by VIV
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Blondie commits to her dance moves about as much as Tay Tay does. Oof*
Posted by bbonb
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Dammit all the annoying people are still here*
Posted by ATL
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Controversial opinion…
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Definitely demonstrates why producers now invite actual rappers in for guest verses.
Posted by DT
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See also Geddy Lee on Roll the Bones*
Posted by ATL
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Why is today the Rapture? Who decided this?*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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a South African pastor who said God spoke to him and said the rapture would be at Rosh Hashannah*
Posted by VIV
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And he said it’s either 23rd or 24th, so we’ve got TWO days of this!!! Double Header!! *
Posted by illini thunder
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The Rapture is fluid.*
Posted by DT
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Charlie Kirk apparently
Posted by Taz Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*
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there's a tiny, tiny part of me that will be a little bit nervous until midnight*
Posted by Sammich
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If by nervous, you mean "excited by the possibility those folks would skeddadle"...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki "You have cemented yourself as the most judgmental unforgiving person on a board full of judgmental unforgiving people."
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LOLwhut?
Posted by Kajagoogoo
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Not only not raptured, I'm in the office at work.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki "You have cemented yourself as the most judgmental unforgiving person on a board full of judgmental unforgiving people."
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Still here. *
Posted by doubledown
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So what do these people do tomorrow when they don’t have houses and cars and they haven’t floated
Posted by voiceofreason
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start at 3:15
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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They'll say God said it's delayed so they can continue to support Trump*
Posted by MojoJojo
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This implies that Trump isn’t God.*
Posted by DT
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Also, they believe Trump is getting raptured, so this theory doesn't work
Posted by Taz Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*
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