Sorry for the convenience!*
Posted by Sounder


on September 30, 2025, 10:07:00, in reply to "
Mitch Hedberg!"
 Previous Message https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tqOkWWV6a_U  Previous Message  Previous Message We're witnessing the triumphant return of peace through strength. We have great peace through strength. America is respected again as a country. We were not respected with Biden. They looked at him falling down stairs every day, every day the guy's falling down stairs. I said, "that's not our Preshedent. We can't have it." I've- I'm very careful, y'know, when I walk down shtairs for... like... I'm on stairs. Like, these stairs. I'm very- I walk veeeerrryy slowly. Nobody has to set a record. Just try not to fall *chuckles* 'cause it doesn't work out well. A few of our Presidents have fallen and it's became (sic) a part of their.... legacy. We don't want that. Ju- walk nice and easy. You're not have- you don't have to set any record. Be cool! Be cool when you walk down, but don't- don't bop down the stairs *mimes "bopping down the stairs* It's the one thing with Obama- I had zero respect for him as a President, but he would bop down those stairs- I've never seen. *mimes "bopping down the stairs" again* (making "bopping down the stairs" noises) da da da da da da bop bop bop. *continues "bopping down the stairs* He'd go down the stairs, wouldn't hold on *mimes grabbing a railing* I said, "it's great. I wouldn't wanna do it." I guess I could do it. But eventually... bad things are gonna happen. And it only takes once.
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Politics-week of Sep. 29th - larue33 September 29, 2025, 7:38:26
- Scott Bessent: Soy Boy - ATL Yesterday, 21:56:47
- ICE in Chicago Hospitals (and, of course, fuck ICE) - UofIL6 Yesterday, 21:36:46
- Apparently Trump officials discussed sending the 82nd Airborne to Portland - Jersey Yesterday, 21:19:04
- I think I figured out why all these dudes are so angry… - haighter Yesterday, 20:23:49
- Something going on in Los Angeles. Car ran into city hall. Driver with suspicious package - ATL Yesterday, 19:07:31
- Kristi's stinky dump= denied - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 16:21:52
- Leatherneck, did you get the updated memo? We're back to pretending this was China and not Russia - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 14:49:02
- MTG unhappy with GOP - ATL Yesterday, 13:55:23
- we're lawlessly murdering more people in boats in the Caribbean. cool cool cool* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 13:07:58
- Just had a fun thought. When do Pubs push for a Charllie Kirk national holiday? - mrkoolaid Yesterday, 12:02:33
- Trump's obsession with AI Slop is fucking crazy - Sounder Yesterday, 11:17:17
- My goodness Kash - ATL Yesterday, 10:37:50
- I guess it’s just as well, they’re deporting all of the hard workers anyway - ATL October 2, 2025, 19:32:08
- just in the past couple minutes Bluesky is telling me I have to create an account and won't let - Orangeillini October 2, 2025, 19:18:15
- Former Trump faith advisor convicted of child sexual abuse - ATL October 2, 2025, 18:58:40
- FYI, Trump planning to run wild in Chicago. - doubledown October 2, 2025, 17:13:57
- seems like the feds busted into every apartment in a Chicago complex - assassin October 2, 2025, 16:54:57
- Explain to me how this ballroom is allowed to happen - Sounder October 2, 2025, 13:10:56
- Trump calling the Democrats "Mentally Retarded" - Sounder October 2, 2025, 13:08:09
- I knew his burner account was MAGAdevildog!* - Dilbert October 2, 2025, 13:35:05
- to be clear, Donald Trump did not post this. The weirdo that runs that account did. - assassin October 2, 2025, 13:27:39
- White dudes not being able to call people "retarted" without social blowback= Oppression - KingTalkyTiki October 2, 2025, 13:21:03
- Projection and whatnot. * - doubledown October 2, 2025, 13:17:38
- LOL.* - Warrin'_Illini October 2, 2025, 13:11:12
- The lies are getting more and more hilarious - snipes824 October 2, 2025, 12:10:36
- Pretty interesting that Dems are winning the blame game. - Carl Spackler October 2, 2025, 10:01:13
- The guy who didn’t know anything about Project 2025 is meeting with - doubledown October 2, 2025, 9:05:33
- dems are so so so so so bad at messaging - John Coctostan October 2, 2025, 10:03:24
- I love that he calls them “democrat agencies” - Sounder October 2, 2025, 9:16:41
- Dems just keep bumbling along without any political clue* - CoronaTheirAss October 2, 2025, 9:15:07
- They’ve been salivating over it for a week. * - memyselfandillini October 2, 2025, 9:11:14
- for not knowing anything about project 2025, 48% of it has been implemented in 8 months - VIV October 2, 2025, 9:10:22
- CNN: There are people out there claiming to be ICE officers - ATL October 2, 2025, 8:32:19
- Due to shutdown latest jobs report scheduled to drop tomorrow will be delayed - opey8 October 2, 2025, 6:49:57
- Unhinged and unwell... - SurfTheBoneyard October 1, 2025, 20:39:50
- Good guy with gun - Stu October 1, 2025, 17:46:19
- Jonathan Greenblatt just didn't suck up to the white supremecists enough - ATL October 1, 2025, 16:01:13
- Kamala: First and Right - ATL October 1, 2025, 15:46:46
- Trump approval under 40% - Stu October 1, 2025, 15:42:43
- Illegals are clogging up the ER when they should be dying in the streets! - assassin October 1, 2025, 14:49:05
- Trump schedules meeting with Xi to profusely apologize and beg him to buy our soybeans* - Stu October 1, 2025, 14:16:41
- ISM says manufacturing still contracting, Go tariffs!* - Chilango October 1, 2025, 12:46:46
- EPA was given exempt status apparently. I had to have my enforcement conference this morning.* - ATL October 1, 2025, 10:07:09
- Just got our official advice. Expecting 14-45 day shutdown* - LeatherneckIllini October 1, 2025, 8:45:11
- Did our close out this morning. Was more chaotic than in the past - DT October 1, 2025, 11:53:18
- Whoa- we haven’t been given any projections. * - memyselfandillini October 1, 2025, 11:22:31
- A small price to pay to provide healthcare for Venezuelan rapists* - CWR10 October 1, 2025, 9:52:44
- LOL* - Chilango October 1, 2025, 10:20:23
- i thought you took the buyout?* - VIV October 1, 2025, 9:17:49
- We should be so lucky * - jjlocke923 October 1, 2025, 8:58:06
- Trump and Hegseth using their preferred name for the Dept of Defense instead of it's given and legal - John Coctostan October 1, 2025, 8:13:08
- No one is buying that the shutdown is about free healthcare for illegal aliens, right? * - Sounder October 1, 2025, 7:54:06
- I’m flying today, should I be concerned - Sounder October 1, 2025, 7:14:48
- Retired on the same day Congress failed to extend the Defense Production Act. Fitting* - LeatherneckIllini October 1, 2025, 6:12:56
- Got my NOTICE OF EXEMPTION FROM FURLOUGH email - timmer September 30, 2025, 20:27:46
- Business as usual thru 10/7 for us, TBD after that* - Tortillini October 1, 2025, 7:05:31
- I don’t have to* - Stu September 30, 2025, 20:54:12
- But at least you won’t be paid. And that’s nearly the same as time off. * - doubledown September 30, 2025, 20:30:11
- If you’re exempt, who isn’t exempt? * - FidelGoodell September 30, 2025, 20:29:18
- .gov sites are having themselves a day - RVA September 30, 2025, 18:52:13
- Trump is obsessed with coal because he heard there were minors down there* - Sounder September 30, 2025, 18:25:14
- Political observation from hanging out with friends and family in Peoria - Sounder September 30, 2025, 18:17:51
- the firehose of lies today seems particularly powerful - assassin September 30, 2025, 17:33:33
- We just sent out our price increase letter to our distributors on select tariffed products. * - haighter September 30, 2025, 17:22:19
- Ted Cruz the latest Republican to say the quiet part out loud - ATL September 30, 2025, 16:11:41
- You can actually pinpoint the second... - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2025, 13:36:16
- Fake news - timmer September 30, 2025, 14:12:00
- oOo - KingTalkyTiki September 30, 2025, 17:44:08
- 11488 murderers allowed into the country. - gvibes September 30, 2025, 12:11:35
- At least the judiciary has not lost its sense of humor - ATL September 30, 2025, 12:04:52
- Have we discussed the Saudi Comedy Festival? Man, these comedians are just whores. - ATL September 30, 2025, 12:01:05
- the big names are likely getting easy 7 figures. - VIV September 30, 2025, 16:54:03
- As a federal employee, I can’t throw stones about people taking paychecks from authoritarians* - DT September 30, 2025, 13:08:17
- the only surprising one is Burr - Sammich September 30, 2025, 12:11:08
- Theo fuckin' Von, man. How the hell did that happen?* - Sammich September 30, 2025, 12:05:01
- Who disappears that Raising Cane is no good? - Sounder September 30, 2025, 11:45:55
- He is obsessed with stairs - Sounder September 30, 2025, 11:43:21
- There are two N words and you can't use either of them - Sounder September 30, 2025, 11:34:46
- What does this mean exactly? - Sounder September 30, 2025, 11:31:07
- Triumphant return of the TRUMP TRANSCRIPT (addressing Senior officials at Quantico edition) - VIV September 30, 2025, 9:37:13
- "You know, the radio DJ on the Warriors movie kept referring to the gangs as boppers" - Jersey September 30, 2025, 10:18:40
- That is the most projection of all of the projections - Sounder September 30, 2025, 10:12:23
- "Biden fell down the stairs, that loser. That's why I barely even try!"* - Sammich September 30, 2025, 10:12:10
- In case you thought I was embellishing - VIV September 30, 2025, 10:08:08
- also, Hegseth said it's completely unacceptable to see fat troops. - VIV September 30, 2025, 9:55:17
- Explains why he was so mad about the escalator becoming stairs. * - doubledown September 30, 2025, 9:51:59
- Mitch Hedberg! - UofIL6 September 30, 2025, 10:03:15
- Sorry for the convenience!* - Sounder September 30, 2025, 10:07:00
- Be cool!* - CWR10 September 30, 2025, 9:43:21
- Thinking about how many of these mass shooters were troublemakers in the military - ATL September 30, 2025, 9:25:32
- TrumpRX* - Stu September 30, 2025, 9:15:28
- Then they came for the people in wheelchairs, but I was not in a wheelchair, so I said nothing - ATL September 30, 2025, 8:43:00
- Looks like Hegseth knocked it out of the park - doubledown September 30, 2025, 8:20:37
- DOJ is now losing unopposed motions because the lawyers left are too incompetent to read the rules - ATL September 29, 2025, 21:55:35
- Hakeem Gonzalez & Dub Schumer - complainant September 29, 2025, 21:42:13
- i'm afraid to ask...why is "Boycott the NFL" trending on Twitter? - DanSaint September 29, 2025, 17:57:55
- Oh man, I hope the gummint shuts down - Stu September 29, 2025, 16:27:55
- Any lawyers want to chime in on NSPM-7? - Toonces September 29, 2025, 16:21:25
- Looks like the Hegseth / FOGOs meeting will include a ‘kiss the ring’ session - timmer September 29, 2025, 15:13:47
- FOGOs? - Stu September 29, 2025, 16:26:53
- Honest question: does Tylenol have any grounds to sue for defamation? - Blazer September 29, 2025, 14:35:51
- I’m not an expert, but I think 100% they are* - Sounder September 29, 2025, 14:49:00
- Sounds like a good way to get the FDA to pull it off of the shelves* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 29, 2025, 14:51:00
- Again, not an expert, but I was talking to a doctor friend - Sounder September 29, 2025, 14:58:26
- Tylenol does have issues - Chilango September 30, 2025, 10:18:40
- I don't believe this. Sorry.* - Stu September 29, 2025, 15:52:09
- You can say the same thing about aspirin * - TarheelIllini September 29, 2025, 15:40:58
- There's mechanisms for taking drugs later found to be unsafe off the market - ATL September 29, 2025, 15:32:11
- You have to take 4000mg per day for a week to cause any problems. That's a shitload of Tylenol. * - doubledown September 29, 2025, 15:17:42
- So we have a Department of War AND a Board of Peace? - Sounder September 29, 2025, 14:21:50
- Trump used the PC with Netanyahu to keep blabbing about the stupid teleprompter at UN - Stu September 29, 2025, 14:02:03
- The fact this is going viral is giving me life. - KingTalkyTiki September 29, 2025, 12:39:34
- Transphobic Republican politician pleads guilty to having kiddie porn - ATL September 29, 2025, 12:30:09
- Racism is over - Sounder September 29, 2025, 11:22:12
- I'm in Peoria (Bartonville) right now for my 35th high school reunion - Sounder September 29, 2025, 9:42:05
- the gaming shit is terrible, there is no doubt* - cpsteine September 29, 2025, 11:10:01
- SLOTS SLOTS SLOTS - RVA September 29, 2025, 10:02:41
- A kid brought a loaded gun to my high school on Monday - Sounder September 29, 2025, 9:58:20
- Also, my parents are pushing 80 - Sounder September 29, 2025, 9:55:50
- The Dunlap school district neighborhoods are an entirely different world* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes September 29, 2025, 9:49:17
- The woman coordinating my 50th changed her FB PROFILE PIC to a picture of Trump - Stu September 29, 2025, 9:48:12
- i'm surprised you go back for that event* - lcubed September 29, 2025, 9:43:54
- He’s lost his goddamn mind - Sounder September 29, 2025, 9:14:32
- The Ryder Cup seems fine - Sounder September 29, 2025, 9:08:11
- Sorry Timmer :( * - jjlocke923 September 29, 2025, 9:07:45
- I ran into the Brownshirt parade downtown Chicago yesterday. Gave them a piece of my mind. - Warrin'_Illini September 29, 2025, 8:35:47
- He seems to mean well, but is clearly having some difficulty navigating his multiple overlapping - doubledown September 29, 2025, 7:46:15
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