The Deuce: I bet your parents were pissed about ending their vacation to get you.

Mark Sanchez in critical condition in Indy after being stabbed - DanSaint October 4, 2025, 12:51:51

LOL - KingTalkyTiki October 6, 2025, 21:02:31
Literal LOL: - Toonces October 6, 2025, 15:15:25
- heh. from September 1, 2012. - assassin October 6, 2025, 15:45:33
  - Hahaha didn’t even notice that.* - Toonces October 6, 2025, 15:53:39
officials now add a level 5 felony battery charge, which carries a 1-6 year jail term - IlliniSax05 October 6, 2025, 11:05:32
- This is such a bizarre story* - illini21 October 6, 2025, 12:47:58
  - I'm the Sanchize; what are you going to do, stab me?* - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2025, 13:23:23
    - Every time I open this thread and see this post I chortle.* - Tortillini October 6, 2025, 16:47:36
  - Butt Fumble 2: Life Fumble* - assassin October 6, 2025, 12:49:05
- Wonder what got into the Sanchize to go so batshit on a random work trip to Indy. - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2025, 11:26:39
  - and why was he carrying a knife?* - bbonb October 6, 2025, 16:01:13
  - ooo - IlliniSax05 October 6, 2025, 11:33:13
  - still mad about USC losing to the beloved * - Poldark October 6, 2025, 11:32:52
    - This guy played the most high-profile position in LA and NYC, probably has had 1 million drunks - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2025, 11:49:38
- Yeah my reaction to the details coming out was “how is he only charged with misdemeanors?”* - Carl Spackler October 6, 2025, 11:22:11
  - What seems weird (among other things) is why there was a used grease pickup early in the AM? * - osklister October 6, 2025, 11:29:07
    - Coming from a long line of garbagemen, city downtown pickup is often done - gvibes October 6, 2025, 13:01:51
      - I mean, fair enough. Not that I really care, but... any sort of recycling of this grease? - osklister October 6, 2025, 15:24:12
    - Probably want to do that when the restaurant is closed.* - Chuck Woodaby October 6, 2025, 11:40:38
      - yeah. If you’ve ever smelled a grease trap it’s not the kind of thing you want opened - biclops October 6, 2025, 13:38:32
        
        It's insane that you had pledges clean that out. - Chuck Woodaby October 6, 2025, 13:45:38
Police report - biclops October 5, 2025, 16:14:22
- I don’t even understand the interaction - snipes824 October 5, 2025, 20:23:36
  - What do you think the odds are that Sanchez threw in a "do you even lift, bro" during the - ATL October 6, 2025, 13:40:01
  - I’m gonna guess drunk and high AF. * - VIV October 5, 2025, 20:26:40
  - That’s the only thing I can think of that explains it. Unless this was some kind of weird - voiceofreason October 5, 2025, 20:26:20
- Well when the video matches one person's statement and the other won't talk... - SurfTheBoneyard October 5, 2025, 19:54:11
  - We’ll always have the Butt Fumble.* - Tortillini October 5, 2025, 21:18:17
Sanchez was "acting erratically and doing wind sprints in the alley" prior to the attack - IlliniSax05 October 5, 2025, 10:23:22
- dots - lcubed October 5, 2025, 13:33:29
Dakich says this is due to “ a ton of fatherless and armed African American kids”* - gvibes October 4, 2025, 19:58:23
- The fact that it was a 69 year old truck driver makes it more ridiculous * - gvibes October 5, 2025, 20:13:05
  - He'll probably blow off apologizing and say his point still stands about the problem. - SurfTheBoneyard October 5, 2025, 20:32:10
- What's he running for?* - complainant October 4, 2025, 20:03:21
  - A nightly Newsmax show? - tvillini October 4, 2025, 22:36:08
  - Dbag of the year, but he'll win it without much trouble* - UofIL6 October 4, 2025, 20:23:46
Sanchez has now been arrested for his role in the incident* - OB25 October 4, 2025, 16:37:36
- Hope he enjoyed calling games - bjl63 October 4, 2025, 16:52:18
  - He would have been the only one* - PapaDels October 4, 2025, 21:23:51
- Allegedly he confronted a food delivery guy outside a bar about where he was parked. - SurfTheBoneyard October 4, 2025, 16:51:24
  - A 69 year old DoorDash driver? * - larue33 October 4, 2025, 18:23:42
    - "The grease disposal driver, who was initially incorrectly reported to be a DoorDash delivery driver - Orangeillini October 5, 2025, 16:05:34
    - What exactly do you not understand?* - illini21 October 4, 2025, 22:47:08
      - I think it makes the attack even more difficult to understand. I'm also somewhat impressed - larue33 October 5, 2025, 10:18:08
    - The gig economy is coming for us all. - Sammich October 4, 2025, 18:29:05
    - A retired friend did that in mid-60s; had time and needed income* - Potomac October 4, 2025, 18:28:50
      - There are a number of those in Pittsburgh. It’s less that they need the extra income and more that - ATL October 5, 2025, 6:57:50
        
        TV weatherman from Chicago retired to FL: he said he was going to drive Uber. Who knows. - osklister October 5, 2025, 9:57:59
  - Instacarve* - meanjeans October 4, 2025, 16:58:33
  - That story doesn’t pass the sniff test, to say the least.* - OB25 October 4, 2025, 16:58:18
  - I can think of a whole lot of things. I'm surprised if you can't.* - complainant October 4, 2025, 16:57:26
- crime is up * - Poldark October 4, 2025, 16:47:14
- I was arrested, the car was impounded - biclops October 4, 2025, 16:41:39
  - I bet your parents were pissed about ending their vacation to get you. - uofi1998 October 5, 2025, 5:57:01
- Dirty Sanchez?* - ATL October 4, 2025, 16:38:17
Police report doesn’t sound great for Sanchez, but they haven’t interviewed him yet - IlliniSax05 October 4, 2025, 14:24:10
oh wow...when I went to Indy in 2018 I stayed at that attached hotel and ate at the bar there - DanSaint October 4, 2025, 13:02:45
- Are we talking the Westin? Man, what a strange place for street crime. - osklister October 4, 2025, 14:00:32
  - yeah. it was a really nice hotel and i walked it a lot...a couple times after midnight - DanSaint October 4, 2025, 16:11:20
  - I was at the JW last Spring and don’t even remember many people out walking.* - SurfTheBoneyard October 4, 2025, 14:24:17
    - Well, you're right: long ago, but my memories are kinda the "roll up the sidewalks at night" place. - osklister October 4, 2025, 15:56:09
- Wisching* - NastyBoyd October 4, 2025, 13:03:23
  - 100% perfect Wisch - illini21 October 4, 2025, 22:45:36
  - trying not to but seeing where it was kinda surprised me as it was a pretty nice area - DanSaint October 4, 2025, 13:05:18
suspect detained per article last night before it was known that Sanchez was a victim - Orangeillini October 4, 2025, 12:55:31
Good lord* - Mrap24 October 4, 2025, 12:55:29

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