Mark Sanchez in critical condition in Indy after being stabbed
Posted by DanSaint
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on October 4, 2025, 12:51:51LOL
Posted by KingTalkyTiki "You have cemented yourself as the most judgmental unforgiving person on a board full of judgmental unforgiving people."
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Literal LOL:
Posted by Toonces
Link: Chortle
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heh. from September 1, 2012.
Posted by assassin
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Previous MessageHahaha didn’t even notice that.*
Posted by Toonces
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officials now add a level 5 felony battery charge, which carries a 1-6 year jail term
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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This is such a bizarre story*
Posted by illini21
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I'm the Sanchize; what are you going to do, stab me?*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Every time I open this thread and see this post I chortle.*
Posted by Tortillini
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Butt Fumble 2: Life Fumble*
Posted by assassin
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Wonder what got into the Sanchize to go so batshit on a random work trip to Indy.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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and why was he carrying a knife?*
Posted by bbonb
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ooo
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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still mad about USC losing to the beloved *
Posted by Poldark "This is the internet. Patience lasts for one bad play then everything is over"
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This guy played the most high-profile position in LA and NYC, probably has had 1 million drunks
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Yeah my reaction to the details coming out was “how is he only charged with misdemeanors?”*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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What seems weird (among other things) is why there was a used grease pickup early in the AM? *
Posted by osklister
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Coming from a long line of garbagemen, city downtown pickup is often done
Posted by gvibes
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I mean, fair enough. Not that I really care, but... any sort of recycling of this grease?
Posted by osklister
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Probably want to do that when the restaurant is closed.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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yeah. If you’ve ever smelled a grease trap it’s not the kind of thing you want opened
Posted by biclops
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It's insane that you had pledges clean that out.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Police report
Posted by biclops
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I don’t even understand the interaction
Posted by snipes824
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What do you think the odds are that Sanchez threw in a "do you even lift, bro" during the
Posted by ATL
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I’m gonna guess drunk and high AF. *
Posted by VIV
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That’s the only thing I can think of that explains it. Unless this was some kind of weird
Posted by voiceofreason
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Well when the video matches one person's statement and the other won't talk...
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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We’ll always have the Butt Fumble.*
Posted by Tortillini
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Sanchez was "acting erratically and doing wind sprints in the alley" prior to the attack
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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dots
Posted by lcubed
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Dakich says this is due to “ a ton of fatherless and armed African American kids”*
Posted by gvibes
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The fact that it was a 69 year old truck driver makes it more ridiculous *
Posted by gvibes
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He'll probably blow off apologizing and say his point still stands about the problem.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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What's he running for?*
Posted by complainant
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A nightly Newsmax show?
Posted by tvillini
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Dbag of the year, but he'll win it without much trouble*
Posted by UofIL6
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Sanchez has now been arrested for his role in the incident*
Posted by OB25
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Hope he enjoyed calling games
Posted by bjl63
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He would have been the only one*
Posted by PapaDels
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Allegedly he confronted a food delivery guy outside a bar about where he was parked.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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A 69 year old DoorDash driver? *
Posted by larue33
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"The grease disposal driver, who was initially incorrectly reported to be a DoorDash delivery driver
Posted by Orangeillini
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What exactly do you not understand?*
Posted by illini21
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I think it makes the attack even more difficult to understand. I'm also somewhat impressed
Posted by larue33
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The gig economy is coming for us all.
Posted by Sammich
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A retired friend did that in mid-60s; had time and needed income*
Posted by Potomac
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There are a number of those in Pittsburgh. It’s less that they need the extra income and more that
Posted by ATL
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TV weatherman from Chicago retired to FL: he said he was going to drive Uber. Who knows.
Posted by osklister
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Instacarve*
Posted by meanjeans
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That story doesn’t pass the sniff test, to say the least.*
Posted by OB25
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I can think of a whole lot of things. I'm surprised if you can't.*
Posted by complainant
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crime is up *
Posted by Poldark "This is the internet. Patience lasts for one bad play then everything is over"
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I was arrested, the car was impounded
Posted by biclops
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I bet your parents were pissed about ending their vacation to get you.
Posted by uofi1998
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Dirty Sanchez?*
Posted by ATL
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Police report doesn’t sound great for Sanchez, but they haven’t interviewed him yet
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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oh wow...when I went to Indy in 2018 I stayed at that attached hotel and ate at the bar there
Posted by DanSaint
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Are we talking the Westin? Man, what a strange place for street crime.
Posted by osklister
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yeah. it was a really nice hotel and i walked it a lot...a couple times after midnight
Posted by DanSaint
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I was at the JW last Spring and don’t even remember many people out walking.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Well, you're right: long ago, but my memories are kinda the "roll up the sidewalks at night" place.
Posted by osklister
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Wisching*
Posted by NastyBoyd
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100% perfect Wisch
Posted by illini21
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trying not to but seeing where it was kinda surprised me as it was a pretty nice area
Posted by DanSaint
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suspect detained per article last night before it was known that Sanchez was a victim
Posted by Orangeillini
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Good lord*
Posted by Mrap24
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