The Deuce: So does that make it x300 or x1,000,000?*

NFL Week 17 Thread - assassin December 25, 2025, 15:24:03

If Philly loses tomorrow, worst we can be is the 2, right?* - Mrap24 Today, 22:04:34
- I think so. Would much rather 2 seed vs GB versus playing whoever is the #3 NFCW team* - gvibes Today, 22:06:00
  - Yeah the scenario of playing the Packers in the first round doesn’t scare me as much as it did* - illini21 Today, 22:25:31
    - The bad man can’t hurt you guys anymore. - voiceofreason Today, 22:47:36
Cheese grater hats on the sidelines. Bears should really try to get the 1 seed - Toonces Today, 22:00:13
- I’m all for the cheese grater hat becoming a thing* - illini21 Today, 22:04:05
  - It’s very funny, did not expect to see it on the sidelines though lol.* - Toonces Today, 22:16:35
Henry probably solo winning more fantasy championships than about anyone else in history* - John Coctostan Today, 21:56:10
- LT, CMC, Priest Holmes just off the top of my head all have had better seasons than DH’s best* - ilinni11 Today, 22:05:35
  - Strictly meant this championship week* - John Coctostan Today, 22:06:41
    - Ah, yeah, you’re probably right on that* - ilinni11 Today, 22:09:57
This is so satisfying * - illini21 Today, 21:55:33
Really smart by lafleur* - John Coctostan Today, 21:53:06
Kings of the North, bitch* - illini21 Today, 21:52:37
Henry is absurd. I don’t know how the ravens have fucked this season up* - John Coctostan Today, 21:29:25
- He’s the best running back of all time and I don’t think it’s particularly close - illini21 Today, 21:51:24
- Hasn’t he had a couple key fumbles that cost them games?* - assassin Today, 21:46:02
  - Not sure if cost but definitely had fumbling problems. Still though* - John Coctostan Today, 21:53:46
    - Ha, well you asked how they fucked it up. They have, IIRC, 2 losses - assassin Today, 22:52:33
- By not giving the ball to Henry - IlliniSax05 Today, 21:42:10
  - And their MVP QB has been barely average(if that) after returning from injury* - ilinni11 Today, 21:55:36
    - Lamar is good and fun and also very overrated. Has repeatedly failed in the playoffs* - bjl63 Today, 22:06:57
    - That Lamar story from this week by the beat writer was really something* - John Coctostan Today, 21:57:00
      - Oooo….got a link??* - ilinni11 Today, 21:59:44
        
        Sun columnist that has been around for awhile - John Coctostan Today, 22:06:23
        
        Some screenshots - John Coctostan Today, 22:10:28
        
        Yeah…..those are rather concerning for the Ravens* - ilinni11 Today, 22:26:00
        
        Hundo P on the rant. You’re stepping over dollars to pick up nickels - ilinni11 Today, 22:16:28
Baltimore defense is pitiful* - Mrap24 Today, 20:50:40
- They’re not even pretending to try * - Randle McMurphy Today, 21:19:44
- I mean Green Bay’s is much worse* - illini21 Today, 20:53:48
  - I don’t know, I think 11 of us can score on Baltimore. They can’t stop a nosebleed* - Mrap24 Today, 21:19:19
    - Bro do you see the score lol* - illini21 Today, 21:47:07
      - Packers d is vile as well* - Mrap24 Today, 21:49:59
        
        I’ll say* - illini21 Today, 21:57:35
        
        11 of us can absolutely score in them* - Mrap24 Today, 22:00:23
        
        Hundo P* - illini21 Today, 22:05:58
Someone is going to throw a pretty solid bag at Malik Willis.* - Carl Spackler Today, 20:20:25
- And yikes. A non contact throwing shoulder injury. * - VIV Today, 21:39:55
- Yeah he’s in the last year of his rookie contract * - biclops Today, 20:32:56
- For sure. He looks like he can play.* - Orangeillini Today, 20:29:51
- Arizona, come on down!* - John Coctostan Today, 20:24:51
Ravens, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!* - shua Today, 20:05:26
- Fart noise. Ravens defense is putrid* - Mrap24 Today, 20:19:04
- So much for that* - UIHuskie Today, 20:18:42
That was satisfying * - John Coctostan Today, 20:04:50
Would a GB win make a bears first round playoff more or less likely? - Toonces Today, 20:03:16
- A GB loss would lock them into the 7 seed. A GB win would preserve 2 things, both of which make a - Orangeillini Today, 20:17:48
  - Got it, ty.* - Toonces Today, 20:23:00
baltimore is destroying gb’s run defense. good for the beloved in the short and long term.* - Ari Gold Today, 19:59:19
Huntley could have run in on that one* - Mrap24 Today, 19:57:52
That was some awful coverage* - Mrap24 Today, 19:28:52
Malik Willis 2-2 for 79 yards and a TD on the opening drive wtf* - Orangeillini Today, 19:28:01
It only took 17 weeks, but seems Monken realized Henry is fucking beast* - John Coctostan Today, 19:21:25
- He still has plenty of time to stop giving him the ball - IlliniSax05 Today, 19:22:47
That's not a call you can make there* - illini222 Today, 18:31:39
- That was definitely a game changing play and questionable as well. * - harb Today, 19:17:07
- Same as the one they called against Houston on LA's last drive - IlliniSax05 Today, 18:32:36
  - Both weren't great* - illini222 Today, 18:35:52
    - Agreed - IlliniSax05 Today, 18:36:54
I’m not saying dicker is throwing this game. But I’m not not saying it* - John Coctostan Today, 18:24:29
The roughing calls randomly arise from football plays - apusikam Today, 17:57:51
That is such horseshit* - illini21 Today, 17:56:34
If GB loses tonight the Bears are Division champs no matter what right?* - illini21 Today, 17:51:18
- Yes - IlliniSax05 Today, 17:57:34
Caleb has had his issues. But he hasn’t throw anything as bad as those 2 back to back picks* - John Coctostan Today, 16:56:44
- Hilariously bad football. Both teams should be expelled from the playoffs* - John Coctostan Today, 17:02:01
  - Stupidity continues. HTN D is good but otherwise these teams stink* - John Coctostan Today, 17:20:48
- This last minute or so is such a clusterfuck by both teams - IlliniSax05 Today, 17:00:29
  - Also Rich Eisen & Kurt Warner are terrible at announcing a game - IlliniSax05 Today, 17:03:09
Darnell Wright’s sick. Not traveling with the team to SF. Questionable for Sunday* - AintHatin Today, 12:34:45
- didn’t all this start with bagent?* - Ari Gold Today, 20:00:27
- Reminds me, kind of odd how Braxton Jones and Kiran Amegadjie just ninja smoked out of the season. - Carl Spackler Today, 15:53:12
- JFC* - illini21 Today, 14:57:48
- Goddamit* - gvibes Today, 12:42:15
Raiders and Maxx Crosby are on the outs. Raiders shut him down for the year and he didn't like it. - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 22:28:53
- It's all performative smoke screen for the Tank Bowl.* - longsnapper Yesterday, 23:13:49
  - Crosby doesn’t seem like he’d be on board with some tanking shit if he’s healthy to play.* - Toonces Today, 2:06:38
burden is a go for sunday; mccloud & rome out; blackwell (dnp), cj (full), edwards (limited), - Ari Gold Yesterday, 15:13:02
- At this point, is the earliest we see Rome for the playoffs? - JFG Yesterday, 17:46:08
  - i would think so.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 18:41:53
Love is out for GB* - Mrap24 Yesterday, 15:05:46
- at least booker got his money's worth.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 15:07:16
  - Things I will never feel bad about as a bears fan* - CoronaTheirAss Yesterday, 16:44:09
    - I do not dislike Love as a person at all. Far nicer human than Favre and Rodgers. - JFG Yesterday, 17:48:25
      - People who are bigger azzholes than Aaron Rogers: null set. - osklister Today, 8:42:22
      - I don't want anyone to get hurt - apusikam Today, 8:32:20
      - Also people seem to forget that the Packers essentially ended MacMahon’s career on one of the - meanjeans Yesterday, 22:59:04
        
        This ^^^^^ x100* - TarheelIllini Today, 10:56:30
        
        So does that make it x300 or x1,000,000?* - RVA Today, 12:15:22
        
        This ^^^^^ x100* - TarheelIllini Today, 10:56:05
        
        This ^^^^^ x100* - TarheelIllini Today, 10:55:57
Kittle a game time decision - would be a huge plus for Bears if he's out. - MC Yesterday, 11:30:21
Lions 2-5 since doing the trump dance in Washington - Mrap24 December 25, 2025, 22:45:17
- Can we keep politics out of the sports threads? * - jjlocke923 Yesterday, 9:48:30
  - As long as we also keep cunts out of them* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 23:08:24
  - Agreed. This thread is for more important things like the first place Bears* - illini21 Yesterday, 10:39:24
  - Trump first* - ATL Yesterday, 10:27:35
  - Get fucked bootlicker* - JacobRDaugherty Yesterday, 10:15:19
  - Sports are political, dipshit - RVA Yesterday, 10:00:35
- Love* - JeffFrank December 25, 2025, 22:50:15
  - I respect your commitment to stick to sports.* - Toonces Yesterday, 0:23:43
I can’t believe Clark Hunt isn’t a made up name* - PapaDels December 25, 2025, 21:31:09
- Imagine having billions and that being the best you can do with your hair* - CWR10 December 25, 2025, 22:17:47
  - He's got billions, I doubt anyone cares too much about their hair when they've got $$. - osklister Yesterday, 10:09:11
- CLAR - VIV December 25, 2025, 21:48:29
  - I mean I’m simply calling him Clar if he’s a friend of mine * - PapaDels December 25, 2025, 21:54:41
    - I can call you Betty; and Betty, when you call me, you can call me Clar. - osklister Yesterday, 11:24:24
Nothing about Denver impresses me* - Mrap24 December 25, 2025, 21:21:00
- Definitely no fear facing them * - PapaDels December 25, 2025, 21:31:44
Vikings had 161 yards. Good thing they were +6 on turnovers.* - Orangeillini December 25, 2025, 18:51:02
so one bears win or packers loss and the beloved are locked into no worse than the 2 seed? - Ari Gold December 25, 2025, 18:39:27
- Bears could be the #3 seed if they lose twice, Packers lose at least once & Eagles win twice* - Orangeillini December 25, 2025, 19:03:31
- 2 Bears wins + 1 Seahawks loss = #1 seed* - Orangeillini December 25, 2025, 19:01:41
  - Thats what I want - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 10:02:42
That was a great play call by Minnesota* - Mrap24 December 25, 2025, 18:29:39
damn can't wait to watch another 50+ yd FG attempt by Reichard* - ECEIllinois December 25, 2025, 18:01:52
Jared Goff has sucked recently * - PapaDels December 25, 2025, 17:49:59
What the hell is wrong with Goff* - illini21 December 25, 2025, 17:49:47
- OL broke, Flores is a wizard* - gvibes December 25, 2025, 18:44:28
- Ben Johnson is gone* - Mrap24 December 25, 2025, 17:51:36
  - yeah, and what’s the deal with campbell trying to call plays?* - Ari Gold December 25, 2025, 18:30:01
    - They met some adversity and he panicked* - Mrap24 December 25, 2025, 18:31:42

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