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NFL Week 17 Thread

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 15:24:03

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Even in my most optimistic takes, I didn’t think the bears would win the north. *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 22:57:51, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Now onto the not giving it back part*

Posted by illini222 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini222' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 23:43:01, in reply to "Even in my most optimistic takes, I didn’t think the bears would win the north. *"

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Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

If Philly loses tomorrow, worst we can be is the 2, right?*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 22:04:34, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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I think so. Would much rather 2 seed vs GB versus playing whoever is the #3 NFCW team*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 22:06:00, in reply to "If Philly loses tomorrow, worst we can be is the 2, right?*"

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Yeah the scenario of playing the Packers in the first round doesn’t scare me as much as it did*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 22:25:31, in reply to "I think so. Would much rather 2 seed vs GB versus playing whoever is the #3 NFCW team*"

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The bad man can’t hurt you guys anymore.

Posted by voiceofreason <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=voiceofreason' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 22:47:36, in reply to "Yeah the scenario of playing the Packers in the first round doesn’t scare me as much as it did*"

I mean, he can, but the Bears are the better team. Green Bay Aaron isn’t walking through that door.

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Cheese grater hats on the sidelines. Bears should really try to get the 1 seed

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 22:00:13, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

(Oh you think so, doctor?)

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Legitimately bronchial.

I’m all for the cheese grater hat becoming a thing*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 22:04:05, in reply to "Cheese grater hats on the sidelines. Bears should really try to get the 1 seed "

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(Oh you think so, doctor?)

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It’s very funny, did not expect to see it on the sidelines though lol.*

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(Oh you think so, doctor?)

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Legitimately bronchial.

Henry probably solo winning more fantasy championships than about anyone else in history*

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 21:56:10, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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LT, CMC, Priest Holmes just off the top of my head all have had better seasons than DH’s best*

Posted by ilinni11 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ilinni11' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 22:05:35, in reply to "Henry probably solo winning more fantasy championships than about anyone else in history*"

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Strictly meant this championship week*

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Ah, yeah, you’re probably right on that*

Posted by ilinni11 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ilinni11' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 22:09:57, in reply to "Strictly meant this championship week*"

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This is so satisfying *

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Really smart by lafleur*

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Kings of the North, bitch*

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Henry is absurd. I don’t know how the ravens have fucked this season up*

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He’s the best running back of all time and I don’t think it’s particularly close

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 21:51:24, in reply to "Henry is absurd. I don’t know how the ravens have fucked this season up*"

When you factor in production with the physical skills. It’s pretty jarring to watch when he’s running with a full head of steam.

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Hasn’t he had a couple key fumbles that cost them games?*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 21:46:02, in reply to "Henry is absurd. I don’t know how the ravens have fucked this season up*"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Not sure if cost but definitely had fumbling problems. Still though*

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Ha, well you asked how they fucked it up. They have, IIRC, 2 losses

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 22:52:33, in reply to "Not sure if cost but definitely had fumbling problems. Still though*"

Directly a result of Henry fumbles

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

By not giving the ball to Henry

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 21:42:10, in reply to "Henry is absurd. I don’t know how the ravens have fucked this season up*"

And their defense being average at best

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

And their MVP QB has been barely average(if that) after returning from injury*

Posted by ilinni11 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ilinni11' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 21:55:36, in reply to "By not giving the ball to Henry"

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And their defense being average at best

Lamar is good and fun and also very overrated. Has repeatedly failed in the playoffs*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 22:06:57, in reply to "And their MVP QB has been barely average(if that) after returning from injury*"

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And their defense being average at best

That Lamar story from this week by the beat writer was really something*

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And their defense being average at best

Oooo….got a link??*

Posted by ilinni11 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ilinni11' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 21:59:44, in reply to "That Lamar story from this week by the beat writer was really something*"

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And their defense being average at best

Sun columnist that has been around for awhile

https://www.baltimoresun.com/2025/12/23/ravens-lamar-jackson-crossroads-mike-preston-commentary/

I had a non paywall read earlier this week that i can find. But basically some well sourced anti Lamar shit. Late, doesn’t like early practices so whole team abides, sleeps, etc. Floated post season trade

One of those things that 100% came from someone that knows things

Some screenshots

https://www.reddit.com/r/ravens/comments/1puuj0w/mike_preston_on_lamar_jackson/

Side bar - it’s insane that newspaper sites haven’t figured out, in this day and age where nobody wants to pay full freight for them, how to do a quick pay to read an article. I’d 100% have given the Baltimore Sun $1 for this article. Instead they get nothing i go find screenshots because I’m not paying $15 to read one article of a paper i don’t normally read.

Rant over

Yeah…..those are rather concerning for the Ravens*

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Hundo P on the rant. You’re stepping over dollars to pick up nickels

This all kinda makes sense in hindsight, because it has consistently looked like much less than the sum of their parts.

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Baltimore defense is pitiful*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 20:50:40, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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They’re not even pretending to try *

Posted by Randle McMurphy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Randle+McMurphy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 21:19:44, in reply to "Baltimore defense is pitiful*"

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I mean Green Bay’s is much worse*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 20:53:48, in reply to "Baltimore defense is pitiful*"

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I don’t know, I think 11 of us can score on Baltimore. They can’t stop a nosebleed*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 21:19:19, in reply to "I mean Green Bay’s is much worse*"

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Bro do you see the score lol*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 21:47:07, in reply to "I don’t know, I think 11 of us can score on Baltimore. They can’t stop a nosebleed*"

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Packers d is vile as well*

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I’ll say*

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11 of us can absolutely score in them*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 22:00:23, in reply to "I’ll say*"

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Hundo P*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 22:05:58, in reply to "11 of us can absolutely score in them*"

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Someone is going to throw a pretty solid bag at Malik Willis.*

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 20:20:25, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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looked like best QB in the game against the bears*

Posted by cpsteine <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=cpsteine' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 28, 2025, 0:08:12, in reply to "Someone is going to throw a pretty solid bag at Malik Willis.*"

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And yikes. A non contact throwing shoulder injury. *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 21:39:55, in reply to "Someone is going to throw a pretty solid bag at Malik Willis.*"

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

Yeah he’s in the last year of his rookie contract *

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 20:32:56, in reply to "Someone is going to throw a pretty solid bag at Malik Willis.*"

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The way you are, it's not your fault, you knew that
The way we were, so young and caught up in it

For sure. He looks like he can play.*

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 20:29:51, in reply to "Someone is going to throw a pretty solid bag at Malik Willis.*"

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Arizona, come on down!*

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Ravens, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!*

Posted by shua <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=shua' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 20:05:26, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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Fart noise. Ravens defense is putrid*

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So much for that*

Posted by UIHuskie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UIHuskie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 20:18:42, in reply to "Ravens, SWEEP THE LEG!!!!*"

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That was satisfying *

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Would a GB win make a bears first round playoff more or less likely?

Feels like a 2/7 matchup is inevitable.

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Legitimately bronchial.

A GB loss would lock them into the 7 seed. A GB win would preserve 2 things, both of which make a

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 20:17:48, in reply to "Would a GB win make a bears first round playoff more or less likely? "

game between the Bears and Packers less likely: 1) the Packers could still pass the Bears for the division title, which most likely would mean the Packers would be the 3 seed and the Bears the 7 seed, and 2) even if the Bears win the NFC North and have the 2 seed, the Packers could still pass one of the NFC West teams for the 6 seed.

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Feels like a 2/7 matchup is inevitable.

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Got it, ty.*

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Feels like a 2/7 matchup is inevitable.

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Legitimately bronchial.

baltimore is destroying gb’s run defense. good for the beloved in the short and long term.*

Posted by Ari Gold <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Ari+Gold' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 19:59:19, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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Huntley could have run in on that one*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 19:57:52, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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That was some awful coverage*

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Malik Willis 2-2 for 79 yards and a TD on the opening drive wtf*

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It only took 17 weeks, but seems Monken realized Henry is fucking beast*

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He still has plenty of time to stop giving him the ball

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 19:22:47, in reply to "It only took 17 weeks, but seems Monken realized Henry is fucking beast*"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

That's not a call you can make there*

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Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

That was definitely a game changing play and questionable as well. *

Posted by harb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=harb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 19:17:07, in reply to "That's not a call you can make there*"

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[Assassin] Harb is the epitome of a Goldfish Troll.
[Opey] Assholes gonna asshole
[tiki] #### all the way off with that, you bloodthirsty hilljack.

Same as the one they called against Houston on LA's last drive

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 18:32:36, in reply to "That's not a call you can make there*"

The WR initiates contact on both of them. The defender has a right to the spot

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Both weren't great*

Posted by illini222 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini222' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 18:35:52, in reply to "Same as the one they called against Houston on LA's last drive"

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The WR initiates contact on both of them. The defender has a right to the spot

Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

Agreed

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

I’m not saying dicker is throwing this game. But I’m not not saying it*

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The roughing calls randomly arise from football plays

Posted by apusikam <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=apusikam' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 17:57:51, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

This needs to stop.

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That is such horseshit*

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If GB loses tonight the Bears are Division champs no matter what right?*

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Yes

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 17:57:34, in reply to "If GB loses tonight the Bears are Division champs no matter what right?*"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Caleb has had his issues. But he hasn’t throw anything as bad as those 2 back to back picks*

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Hilariously bad football. Both teams should be expelled from the playoffs*

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Stupidity continues. HTN D is good but otherwise these teams stink*

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This last minute or so is such a clusterfuck by both teams

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 17:00:29, in reply to "Caleb has had his issues. But he hasn’t throw anything as bad as those 2 back to back picks*"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Also Rich Eisen & Kurt Warner are terrible at announcing a game

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 17:03:09, in reply to "This last minute or so is such a clusterfuck by both teams "

You'd think a network whose sole responsibility is covering the NFL would be better at broadcasting a live game

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Darnell Wright’s sick. Not traveling with the team to SF. Questionable for Sunday*

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 12:34:45, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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didn’t all this start with bagent?*

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Reminds me, kind of odd how Braxton Jones and Kiran Amegadjie just ninja smoked out of the season.

They were both put on IR earlier in the year, team never gave any reports they were done for the season and have heard nothing about them since.

With Kiran, I assume it’s because there’s no spot on the roster for him. With Braxton, I guess it could be the same?

So odd how much control NFL teams have to just throw a guy on IR even if it’s not a long term injury and end their seasons.

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JFC*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 14:57:48, in reply to "Darnell Wright’s sick. Not traveling with the team to SF. Questionable for Sunday*"

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Goddamit*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 12:42:15, in reply to "Darnell Wright’s sick. Not traveling with the team to SF. Questionable for Sunday*"

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Raiders and Maxx Crosby are on the outs. Raiders shut him down for the year and he didn't like it.

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 22:28:53, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

As someone who reflexively wretches when Ryan Poles is considering trading for players (props to him on Thuney and Jackson this year, though), it is being pointed out on Twitter that Crosby's deal is very tradeable.

Very little dead cap for the Raiders and only guaranteed money of ~$30MM/year for 2026 & 2027, then 2 team options effectively in 2028 and 2029 for the same $$$.

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It's all performative smoke screen for the Tank Bowl.*

Posted by longsnapper <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=longsnapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 23:13:49, in reply to "Raiders and Maxx Crosby are on the outs. Raiders shut him down for the year and he didn't like it."

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Lots of puns, no real answers

Crosby doesn’t seem like he’d be on board with some tanking shit if he’s healthy to play.*

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Legitimately bronchial.

burden is a go for sunday; mccloud & rome out; blackwell (dnp), cj (full), edwards (limited),

Posted by Ari Gold <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Ari+Gold' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 15:13:02, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

and wright (dnp) are questionable. i'll take it.

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At this point, is the earliest we see Rome for the playoffs?

Posted by JFG <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JFG' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 17:46:08, in reply to "burden is a go for sunday; mccloud & rome out; blackwell (dnp), cj (full), edwards (limited), "

He must have been playing through some serious pain.

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and wright (dnp) are questionable. i'll take it.

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i would think so.*

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He must have been playing through some serious pain.

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and wright (dnp) are questionable. i'll take it.

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Love is out for GB*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 15:05:46, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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at least booker got his money's worth.*

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Things I will never feel bad about as a bears fan*

Posted by CoronaTheirAss <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CoronaTheirAss' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 16:44:09, in reply to "at least booker got his money's worth.*"

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I do not dislike Love as a person at all. Far nicer human than Favre and Rodgers.

Posted by JFG <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JFG' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 17:48:25, in reply to "Things I will never feel bad about as a bears fan*"

But I’m fine with him or any other packers QB getting hurt. Honestly fine with anything that causes instability at the QB position for those assholes, if only because they are SO due for the type of shit they Chicago has dealt with for decades.

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People who are bigger azzholes than Aaron Rogers: null set.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 8:42:22, in reply to "I do not dislike Love as a person at all. Far nicer human than Favre and Rodgers."

I don't want anyone to get hurt

In this case, it was a football play flag or not.

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Also people seem to forget that the Packers essentially ended MacMahon’s career on one of the

Posted by meanjeans <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=meanjeans' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 22:59:04, in reply to "I do not dislike Love as a person at all. Far nicer human than Favre and Rodgers."

dirtiest plays you’ll ever see

I’m fine with the Bears injuring Love and it has nothing to do with jealousy

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BLAM, there's my opinion people - behold

This ^^^^^ x100*

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 10:56:30, in reply to "Also people seem to forget that the Packers essentially ended MacMahon’s career on one of the "

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dirtiest plays you’ll ever see

I’m fine with the Bears injuring Love and it has nothing to do with jealousy

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Recrudescence

So does that make it x300 or x1,000,000?*

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 12:15:22, in reply to "This ^^^^^ x100*"

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dirtiest plays you’ll ever see

I’m fine with the Bears injuring Love and it has nothing to do with jealousy

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This ^^^^^ x100*

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 10:56:05, in reply to "Also people seem to forget that the Packers essentially ended MacMahon’s career on one of the "

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dirtiest plays you’ll ever see

I’m fine with the Bears injuring Love and it has nothing to do with jealousy

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Recrudescence

This ^^^^^ x100*

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 27, 2025, 10:55:57, in reply to "Also people seem to forget that the Packers essentially ended MacMahon’s career on one of the "

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dirtiest plays you’ll ever see

I’m fine with the Bears injuring Love and it has nothing to do with jealousy

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Recrudescence

Kittle a game time decision - would be a huge plus for Bears if he's out.

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 11:30:21, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

49ers are 24-5 with Purdy, McCafferey, and Kittle playing together.

They are 10-13 when one is missing.

Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Lions 2-5 since doing the trump dance in Washington

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 22:45:17, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

Everything he touches goes to shit

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Can we keep politics out of the sports threads? *

Posted by jjlocke923 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jjlocke923' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 9:48:30, in reply to "Lions 2-5 since doing the trump dance in Washington "

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Everything he touches goes to shit

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Proud Winner of the 2024 Deuce ROY Award

As long as we also keep cunts out of them*

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 23:08:24, in reply to "Can we keep politics out of the sports threads? *"

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Everything he touches goes to shit

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Agreed. This thread is for more important things like the first place Bears*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 10:39:24, in reply to "Can we keep politics out of the sports threads? *"

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Trump first*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 10:27:35, in reply to "Can we keep politics out of the sports threads? *"

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Everything he touches goes to shit

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Get fucked bootlicker*

Posted by JacobRDaugherty <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JacobRDaugherty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 10:15:19, in reply to "Can we keep politics out of the sports threads? *"

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Sports are political, dipshit

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 10:00:35, in reply to "Can we keep politics out of the sports threads? *"

Has always been that way but especially since Trump has insisted on injecting himself into every aspect of American life, including every possible sports story.

Government so small you'll hardly notice it exists!

Love*

Posted by JeffFrank <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JeffFrank' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 22:50:15, in reply to "Lions 2-5 since doing the trump dance in Washington "

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Everything he touches goes to shit

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I respect your commitment to stick to sports.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 0:23:43, in reply to "Love*"

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Everything he touches goes to shit

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Legitimately bronchial.

I can’t believe Clark Hunt isn’t a made up name*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 21:31:09, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

Imagine having billions and that being the best you can do with your hair*

Posted by CWR10 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CWR10' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 22:17:47, in reply to "I can’t believe Clark Hunt isn’t a made up name*"

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He's got billions, I doubt anyone cares too much about their hair when they've got $$.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 10:09:11, in reply to "Imagine having billions and that being the best you can do with your hair*"

Early days of the AFL, someone asked Lamar Hunt's father (rich oil man himself) if he was good with his kid losing a million dollars per year.

Dad apparently said that it might be an issue in about 100 years.

CLAR

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 21:48:29, in reply to "I can’t believe Clark Hunt isn’t a made up name*"

Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnt

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

I mean I’m simply calling him Clar if he’s a friend of mine *

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 21:54:41, in reply to "CLAR"

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Kuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnt

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

I can call you Betty; and Betty, when you call me, you can call me Clar.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 11:24:24, in reply to "I mean I’m simply calling him Clar if he’s a friend of mine *"

Nothing about Denver impresses me*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 21:21:00, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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Definitely no fear facing them *

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

Vikings had 161 yards. Good thing they were +6 on turnovers.*

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 18:51:02, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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so one bears win or packers loss and the beloved are locked into no worse than the 2 seed?

Posted by Ari Gold <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Ari+Gold' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 18:39:27, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

not to mention division champs!

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Bears could be the #3 seed if they lose twice, Packers lose at least once & Eagles win twice*

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 19:03:31, in reply to "so one bears win or packers loss and the beloved are locked into no worse than the 2 seed? "

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not to mention division champs!

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2 Bears wins + 1 Seahawks loss = #1 seed*

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 19:01:41, in reply to "so one bears win or packers loss and the beloved are locked into no worse than the 2 seed? "

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not to mention division champs!

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Thats what I want

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 26, 2025, 10:02:42, in reply to "2 Bears wins + 1 Seahawks loss = #1 seed*"

I rarely get what I want

Recrudescence

That was a great play call by Minnesota*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 18:29:39, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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damn can't wait to watch another 50+ yd FG attempt by Reichard*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 18:01:52, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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Jared Goff has sucked recently *

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

What the hell is wrong with Goff*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 17:49:47, in reply to "NFL Week 17 Thread"

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OL broke, Flores is a wizard*

Posted by gvibes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gvibes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 18:44:28, in reply to "What the hell is wrong with Goff*"

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Ben Johnson is gone*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on December 25, 2025, 17:51:36, in reply to "What the hell is wrong with Goff*"

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yeah, and what’s the deal with campbell trying to call plays?*

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They met some adversity and he panicked*

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