The Deuce: I usually don't call for people to be booted, but since this clown obvi has a second login...

Political thread for the week of January 12th *

- larue33 January 12, 2026, 5:18:27

Each week gets more insane than the last* - CWR10 Today, 16:50:42
- Nothing is more pathetic than Machado giving Trump her Nobel prize* - Stu Today, 17:39:07
Really good article on the state of affairs - Jersey Today, 16:22:36
- From “crab rangoons, things of that nature” to this* - Tortillini Today, 17:16:57
  - just wait for President SAS* - Sammich Today, 17:22:18
- courtesy of one of the comments: - Sammich Today, 16:37:51
  - Not the most woke looking crowd there* - gvibes Today, 16:55:41
Hey Q, it's your cousin Marvin. Marvin ANON. You know that new world order you were warning about? - assassin Today, 15:15:20
- good thing there's already a theme song - lcubed Today, 16:00:04
- shining on the hill like a polished turd* - memyselfandillini Today, 15:42:09
- Elections have consequences so I’m fine if these people have different policy views than me. - OB25 Today, 15:40:17
  - Who else are they going to get?* - WhitmansFolly Today, 16:08:39
- They should start releasing chemtrails, just as a heat check* - Sammich Today, 15:35:14
- He's got to be way up the list in terms of punchable faces* - UofIL6 Today, 15:29:42
  - an accomplished Sycophant* - memyselfandillini Today, 15:43:30
  - Every one of them is somehow the most punchable - Sammich Today, 15:40:17
  - #1 for me* - Tortillini Today, 15:37:19
    - even above stephen miller?* - lcubed Today, 16:00:43
      - Impossible. Miller is a walking/talking penis* - WhitmansFolly Today, 16:09:23
A president walks into a bar & says, "I'm cancelling the next election 'cause I'm going to lose." - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:50:54
better go get your papers - Sammich Today, 13:01:08
- quite the flip from not wanting to show vaccine cards and not wearing masks* - shua Today, 13:29:57
  - Masks are all the rage now* - PapaDels Today, 13:45:59
- Heeeeeeey, heeeeeey Kristi... - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:23:10
- The Don't-Tread-On-Me crowd is awfully quiet. * - VIV Today, 13:05:08
  - You mean the “tread on me, daddy” crowd * - MC Today, 13:49:08
  - The danger now is that "Don't Tread on Me" is a warning, not a request. And liberals have - doubledown Today, 13:30:29
    - I haven't handled a weapon since I ETSed. - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:35:43
  - "Don't Tread On Me....because I'm white. - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:25:12
  - we all assumed the operative word in that phrase was "tread" - Sammich Today, 13:10:59
- i'd say i hope bret kavanaugh chokes on a chicken bone tonight - assassin Today, 13:02:45
  - He's a pretty swarthy guy. Should keep his passport in his breastpocket* - ATL Today, 13:43:28
  - I'd settle for January 21st, 2029. * - IlliniRunner Today, 13:18:17
Wanna know what's cool? - Stu Yesterday, 21:09:42
- ICE sent 6 kids to the hospital when they shot flash bangs and tear gas at the car they were in - IlliniRunner Today, 12:51:45
  - hypothetically, I'd love to see flash bangs thrown in to a few... - shua Today, 13:08:42
    - I also enjoy the bottles of piss though. - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:26:43
      - Follow the requests of lawfully elected local officials and you’ll be fine.* - DT Today, 13:36:43
- that's a lot of tear gas* - assassin Yesterday, 21:41:28
Funds from sale of Venezuelan oil are being held in Qatar. - gvibes Yesterday, 18:24:02
- But we got a new Air Force One out of the deal for free, right? Right?* - illini222 Yesterday, 20:28:53
- Seems legit.* - DT Yesterday, 19:40:07
- are they going to use that to buy Greenland?* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 19:29:58
  - tariffs to date could pay for two Greenland’s - timmer Yesterday, 19:37:22
    - Heard in a company meeting yesterday we’ve paid about 1.5 million in tariffs so far… - haighter Yesterday, 20:20:05
$12,317,221 - timmer Yesterday, 18:21:47
- Man, too bad that $700b couldn’t help the homeless and sick in America. Damn shame* - PapaDels Today, 13:45:14
- Meanwhile Sec of Ag shows you how to only spend $3 a meal on food. - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:33:53
  - this is all because we made fun of Dr Oz and his crudite, isn't it?* - Sammich Today, 14:10:53
- It's more the lithium deposits & less the Inuit depressives that they're interested in acquiring.* - complainant Yesterday, 18:32:43
- There’s got to be a market for Missouri. Just must be* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 18:28:06
My open source accounts are getting really jumpy about Iran tonight… - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 17:57:19
The new story being out out there is the ice agent suffered internal bleeding from being hit by the - Mrap24 Yesterday, 17:50:09
- How could they tell with all the subcutaneous fat?* - ATL Yesterday, 20:22:09
- It was reported on CBS (Fox) News so that should explain the accuracy* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 18:21:26
- We all saw the video. * - doubledown Yesterday, 18:17:37
- pu**y. Something a Richwoods grad would do* - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 17:54:24
- It’s called a bruise. Likely in his trigger finger or vagina* - timmer Yesterday, 17:51:47
  - I mean, technically a bruise is “internal bleeding”* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 18:00:06
  - Ow! Ow! My vagina!!!* - Stu Yesterday, 17:56:26
    - Pew pew pew pew - timmer Yesterday, 18:23:10
A bunch of our "closest" NATO Allies are sending troops to a foreign nation.. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 15:37:09
- I think we're going to end up buying this thing.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 17:07:49
- Putin has to be loving this* - timmer Yesterday, 16:59:07
  - I’m sure he does, but China is the real winner of our aggressive immolation of national power.* - DT Yesterday, 17:02:14
    - They sure are - RVA Yesterday, 17:26:06
- blanc, bleu, et rogue* - Sammich Yesterday, 15:41:18
  - Ooopsie! Chump edit.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 15:46:46
Evidently coercion = elegance - UofIL6 Yesterday, 14:17:09
- Hopefully they can get him to quit before his term is up in 3.5 months.* - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 14:58:58
  - It’s only his term as Chair. - Chilango Yesterday, 15:44:27
    - that's one of the things i don't get here. i realize he could step down entirely, but this - John Coctostan Today, 12:27:44
      - If they establish the precedent they can force out a bunch of the others, too.* - DT Today, 12:43:14
        
        if SCOTUS lets them remove Lisa Cook, they'll just keep doing that - Sammich Today, 13:02:49
- People are saying Trump resigning would be more elegant, the most elegant ever.* - DT Yesterday, 14:43:28
  - Like big ol' ballroom covered in golden decoupaged Home Depot wall decor elegant.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 14:56:19
Both gofundme’s for the Ford worker total over $650K - timmer Yesterday, 13:36:28
- Can you link one? i’ll send him $10.* - Stu Yesterday, 17:32:27
- I hope he never has to work another day in his life. Tell those pricks to screw.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:11:13
- A lot of people really hate the pedophile protector. * - doubledown Yesterday, 14:07:56
Sooo...any ideas why the Tariff opinion is taking so long or what that might mean? * - haighter Yesterday, 9:56:46
- Trying to figure out how to deem them legal while blocking a future president - longsnapper Yesterday, 12:44:42
- Court decided an Illinois elections case, however - Potomac Yesterday, 10:21:35
  - Seems like the standing issue would have been pretty clearly in favor of Bost - ATL Yesterday, 11:52:05
    - Jackson's dissent asserts the candidate suffered no injury* - Potomac Yesterday, 12:45:41
    - Disenfranchisement is the only motivation. * - doubledown Yesterday, 12:09:13
      - There is some value to getting it done in a timely fashion - RVA Yesterday, 12:42:04
        
        I'm an election judge who counts ballots, and there has to be a reasonable limit for certification* - Potomac Yesterday, 12:43:58
  - He (Bost) text me last night. - EffinIllini Yesterday, 10:29:05
    - nm* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:05:58
    - Could be worse, could be Nazi aficionado Mary Miller - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 10:43:38
- No matter what they do, they get some kind of crisis. * - doubledown Yesterday, 10:13:46
- debating what to do if they strike it down and trump says no* - VIV Yesterday, 10:10:02
- Gotta get everyone's name on those 5K rebate checks before they go out.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:05:09
- Debate among justices on what to do about ordering refunds - Stu Yesterday, 10:00:18
  - yeah, and there might also be many separate opinions being written* - Potomac Yesterday, 10:17:17
If we increase the number of overdose deaths maybe we can invade another country - RVA Yesterday, 9:55:58
- Hey man, the national debt is rising way too fast for reasons nobody can seem to understand. - Sammich Yesterday, 10:25:34
  - If we had gotten rid of vaccines like they wanted there’d be a lot fewer people to get addicted - DT Yesterday, 10:55:35
    - Totally agree. Also, Americans need to have more kids. - Sammich Yesterday, 11:03:02
      - Hey, it those kids don't make it, it means that they were genetically inferior - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 14:31:26
Man, gay porn is even up current events... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 9:17:09
- Piper Perri's talking to her lawyers as we speak* - Sammich Yesterday, 9:28:52
- I didn't realize how ho short he actually is. Maybe because he's got such a big head. * - doubledown Yesterday, 9:26:44
  - This whole regime is chuck full of really angry short men. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 9:34:09
Ford factory worker calls Trump "pedophile protector", Trump flips him off - ECEIllinois January 13, 2026, 16:25:21
- Maybe he was showing him his diddling finger * - Jersey Yesterday, 11:12:01
- Imagine if Obama would have done this. Fox would have called for his death* - KCWildcat Yesterday, 7:43:39
- Looks like a job just opened - timmer January 13, 2026, 18:02:59
  - He gawn - Sammich Yesterday, 0:34:31
    - "Fit of rage"? What is it with these people being completely unable to be honest about anything? - doubledown Yesterday, 7:05:55
      - That's exactly what it is. - Sammich Yesterday, 8:14:22
      - LOL at Trump talking about robots. * - Toonces Yesterday, 7:33:59
        
        And the idea that robots taking human jobs is a good thing. - JFG Yesterday, 8:07:51
    - $27,251 as of this post… - timmer Yesterday, 6:24:22
      - And another at $157K… - timmer Yesterday, 6:25:30
        
        Now the DOJ is gonna shut down gofundme for supporting domestic terrorism* - mrkoolaid Yesterday, 9:11:54
  - I think he would make millions on GoFundMe* - Stu January 13, 2026, 18:52:38
  - I would think that it's gonna take more than that to fire a UAW worker in Detroit. * - haighter January 13, 2026, 18:15:37
    - No one is safe anymore* - timmer January 13, 2026, 18:43:54
- I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often* - PapaDels January 13, 2026, 17:45:13
  - Generally out in public. He’s isolated with his yes men* - Mrap24 January 13, 2026, 18:19:24
    - yeah, these people have enough sense to keep away from the actual public* - Sammich January 13, 2026, 18:21:19
- Are you sure it wasn't his pinky? - RVA January 13, 2026, 16:43:11
  - or could of whipped it out if the rumors are true that he's hung like a hamster* - DanSaint January 13, 2026, 18:13:13
  - he really is a short-fingered vulgarian* - ECEIllinois January 13, 2026, 17:21:46
The Rose Garden...now with 99% less roses! - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 16:11:38
- That looks like Churchill downs* - GhostofPokeyStixPast January 13, 2026, 17:58:12
- The White House is tacky as fuck now* - Mrap24 January 13, 2026, 17:25:50
- Today…. - timmer January 13, 2026, 16:22:21
Iran has killed somewhere between 2000-12000 protestors. That’s fucked * - MC January 13, 2026, 14:06:05
- Will we see any American campus protests over this?* - Potomac January 13, 2026, 15:14:52
  - Where is this being done with American equipment and support? - Chilango Yesterday, 15:45:44
  - No. Too busy protesting the Trump admin asking for lists of Jews at a major U.S. university - ATL January 13, 2026, 16:08:17
  - Are you hearkening back to the anti-Shah '70s?* - Stu January 13, 2026, 15:50:37
    - Last year’s King of Kings book is excellent on rise and fall of the Shah - Potomac January 13, 2026, 16:46:22
      - Who did he dupe?* - Chuck Woodaby January 13, 2026, 16:58:07
        
        Western leaders and the population of Iran* - Potomac January 13, 2026, 18:10:47
        
        You don't say. I'm sure the next coup we help engineer with the understanding that the - Chuck Woodaby January 13, 2026, 18:17:37
        
        The student leaders of the "socialist" revolution. - complainant January 13, 2026, 17:31:39
        
        Anybody else?* - Chuck Woodaby January 13, 2026, 17:32:17
    - The propped-up-by-the-U.S. Shah? Aw, shucks, what could be the difference?* - RVA January 13, 2026, 15:56:16
      - The regime since 1979 is far worse than the shah* - Potomac January 13, 2026, 16:47:20
        
        What impoverished but educated society *doesn't* love building palaces for a hereditary monarch? - complainant January 13, 2026, 17:34:05
        
        sure, the shah had many flaws, but you cannot argue he was worse - Potomac January 13, 2026, 18:12:05
        
        In that case, I suppose I'm relieved that I didn't. - complainant January 13, 2026, 18:46:50
      - 50 years in the can, not a fuckin' peep* - Sammich January 13, 2026, 16:43:22
        
        20. - VIV Yesterday, 10:11:48
        
        I adjusted the timeline to match the revolution, stunad! - Sammich Yesterday, 10:29:21
        
        the ayatollah... whatever happened there. * - VIV Yesterday, 10:42:14
      - He's five years older this time, cancer-free & backed by Netanyahu? - complainant January 13, 2026, 16:27:31
        
        He should ask Ahmed Chalabi for pointers on getting the US to invade for personal interests - DT Yesterday, 5:55:18
  - yes - RVA January 13, 2026, 15:41:28
  - I think we have a wannabe religiofascist regime closer to home that they're dealing with.* - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 15:40:11
  - Is America paying for it?* - Warrin'_Illini January 13, 2026, 15:24:38
    - we will be soon. they do have a lot of oil. * - VIV January 13, 2026, 15:42:02
      - If that happens I expect to see a lot of protesting, but I don't blame anyone if they choose to - Warrin'_Illini January 13, 2026, 16:08:07
  - What an original thought and good faith question. * - assassin January 13, 2026, 15:22:53
- I love the smell of manufactured consent in the afternoon.* - Chuck Woodaby January 13, 2026, 14:22:23
- Somewhere Steven Miller just got a renob* - opey8 January 13, 2026, 14:14:54
AI will never top hasty photoshop - RVA January 13, 2026, 13:59:32
- Nevermind - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 15:17:39
- As I was saying - RVA January 13, 2026, 14:32:29
  - Dilbert's taller in the pic. Fire the social media intern - Sammich January 13, 2026, 14:35:30
- Oh man I used to LOVE that game.* - DiamondDazzle January 13, 2026, 14:05:40
Lots of crazy ICE videos coming out and all of the Nazi imagery, should be an interesting stretch - reggiedunlop January 13, 2026, 13:16:06
six us prosecutors have resigned over the push to investigate Good's widow - assassin January 13, 2026, 13:01:20
- Thompson was investigating and prosecuting the Feeding Our Future fraud cases. - ghost_of_clt January 13, 2026, 16:24:00
- all well and good, but I'd rather they just ignore orders like their superiors are doing - Sammich January 13, 2026, 14:38:42
  - oh great, you resigned in protest, now they can just install a toady or leave the position vacant - RVA January 13, 2026, 14:42:59
    - I hope they at least changed some passwords or something - Sammich January 13, 2026, 14:43:57
- Good riddancec?* - jjlocke923 January 13, 2026, 13:17:04
  - Mods...please ban this account.* - JFG January 13, 2026, 14:27:25
  - With your ‘outing’ yesterday, you need to permanently go away - TarheelIllini January 13, 2026, 14:20:16
  - I thought your people liked prosecuting somalis for fraud* - gvibes January 13, 2026, 14:18:20
  - I respect your commitment to the bit even though you've been discovered. - doubledown January 13, 2026, 14:05:57
    - Dude, why do you and DD keep responding to this asshat?* - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 15:42:08
- Wow. These are no jokes.Office no. 2 and chief of violent/major crimes.And in DC DOJ civil rights, - gvibes January 13, 2026, 13:16:55
- absolutely disgusting* - ECEIllinois January 13, 2026, 13:03:13
how are those epstein files coming along?* - VIV January 13, 2026, 10:38:58
- it's weird that Trump distracted us with Venezuela, and I think he's grown bored of that now* - shua January 13, 2026, 10:39:59
pass the hat for the former Mayor Haircut - Poldark January 13, 2026, 10:19:18
- She spent it all on Modelo (more than a few small beers).* - Warrin'_Illini January 13, 2026, 10:25:56
Warren will not be happy - Stu January 13, 2026, 9:17:51
- Trump has left S.I.I. Jerome no good options. I blame the potus for being a dumb asshole.* - Warrin'_Illini January 13, 2026, 9:44:25
  - What's interesting is they are making the forecast, despite the next Chairman being a Trump shill* - Stu January 13, 2026, 9:58:59
    - Part of the bet is probably that Trump’s gambit will fail. * - doubledown January 13, 2026, 10:01:57
      - I think the market now expects inflation to tie the Fed's hands - Stu January 13, 2026, 10:26:02
Religious nutjob attempts to burn down historic Mississippi synagogue - RVA January 13, 2026, 7:08:01
- Religious nutjob and Coahoma Community College center fielder. - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 8:24:09
  - ironic that this Larry Fine lookalike is an anti-semite* - Sammich January 13, 2026, 8:28:13
    - Maybe he believed "Jews will not replace us!" then got triggered... - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 9:17:13
Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to turn cars homosexual. - complainant January 13, 2026, 0:21:08
- Thanks for the link to the unfunny parody account. - Illiniphil January 13, 2026, 8:35:16
- I LOVE MY DEAD GAY CAR!* - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 8:24:45
Used a war crime to commit a war crime - assassin January 12, 2026, 20:52:43
- I kind of don't know what this means. How do you paint a plane to look civilian? - gvibes January 13, 2026, 11:22:04
- Maybe? Could it have been a P-8, which is built on the 737 line? - illinibone January 13, 2026, 10:22:05
- In for a penny, in for a pound. - KingTalkyTiki January 13, 2026, 9:51:19
- this entire administration is a war crime - memyselfandillini January 13, 2026, 4:09:26
Fmr. NYC Mayor Eric Adams just rugpulled his $NYC memecoin? (yes that's a real sentence) - ECEIllinois January 12, 2026, 20:48:17
- I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, I hate seeing criminals get away with stuff like this. - doubledown January 12, 2026, 21:03:20
  - Tzcjck ja schtokz!* - memyselfandillini January 13, 2026, 4:12:59
  - TBH this is how I feel about the Madoff victims * - ATL January 12, 2026, 22:37:27
    - seems a bit harsh* - memyselfandillini January 13, 2026, 4:14:55
  - What if it was bought via a cryptocurrency fund?* - TarheelIllini January 12, 2026, 21:52:30
Looks like the call to investigate Powell was an audible by Judge Jeanine - Tortillini January 12, 2026, 20:22:23
- Sound like she’s trying to gin up a case* - ATL January 12, 2026, 22:36:12
  - It's a rum do by any normal standards.* - complainant January 13, 2026, 4:57:18
- hooray for DOJ independence?* - ECEIllinois January 12, 2026, 20:47:29
- Zero chance Trump didn’t request it in a way that he can maintain deniability. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 20:44:47
  - Yep. And he’s been agitating against Powell on this issue and others for months - DT January 13, 2026, 7:18:15
Mattel taking too much Tylenol - Stu January 12, 2026, 17:47:30
- Comes with headphones, full model train set, and encyclopedic knowledge of dinosaurs. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 20:03:52
Karoline’s lips are noticeably bigger this week* - Stu January 12, 2026, 17:34:37
Have we discussed "One of Ours, All of Yours" yet? Because holy fucking shit.* - Sammich January 12, 2026, 16:13:39
- ...or "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fürher"? - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 16:38:57
  - I wonder which heritage they think is the "one."* - Desert January 12, 2026, 16:41:47
    - Native Americans? Because according to them we AREN'T a nation of immigrants... - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 16:50:09
      - That dude looks like he’s got a hard drive full of feet pics. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 20:42:09
- We have not* - timmer January 12, 2026, 16:30:34
amazing pic - ECEIllinois January 12, 2026, 13:49:21
- Video - TarheelIllini January 13, 2026, 13:06:33
- I've watched that clip approx 500 times. - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 13:53:38
  - Link?* - timmer January 12, 2026, 15:43:44
    - Found it. - timmer January 12, 2026, 15:47:53
      - think that was Sunday or Saturday* - ECEIllinois January 12, 2026, 20:49:05
  - The “Weber running awkwardly off the court vibe” is delightful* - PapaDels January 12, 2026, 14:21:21
    - He gets a Mike Pence Medal for not beating up someone after to recover from embarrassment - RVA January 12, 2026, 16:55:13
      - I dunno, he was pretty far from the pack* - Sammich January 12, 2026, 16:57:43
        
        good point* - RVA January 12, 2026, 16:59:13
    - Now over 600. - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 14:46:39
      - Why are you so filled with hate? You don't even know the guy * - jjlocke923 January 12, 2026, 14:49:04
        
        Get fucked bootlicker* - JacobRDaugherty January 12, 2026, 15:00:29
        
        Why are you a fake poster douchebag that continues a stupid schtick on a message board? - JFG January 12, 2026, 14:55:48
        
        Making sure this doesn't get missed since he quickly edited his post... - IlliniSax05 January 12, 2026, 15:01:52
        
        LOL, i missed a few things* - VIV January 13, 2026, 8:43:55
        
        Just catching up...cause if you miss a little...you miss a lot... - haighter January 12, 2026, 17:02:58
        
        Because that guy isn't that bright* - Stu January 12, 2026, 18:39:03
        
        Editing in 31 seconds was a mistake. Editing in 2:35 was intentional.* - Chuck Woodaby January 12, 2026, 18:12:15
        
        Gone in schtixty seconds* - memyselfandillini January 13, 2026, 4:18:16
        
        Yep* - cpsteine January 12, 2026, 23:10:48
        
        Depends on how long it takes to sign in through the VPN.* - complainant January 12, 2026, 23:44:48
        
        *eyepointydealie*. I had the same thought. This smacks of more fuckery* - IlliniRunner January 12, 2026, 17:44:21
        
        Which appears greatly successful in getting a bunch of people to post a bunch about him - John Coctostan January 12, 2026, 18:12:40
        
        I can’t imagine the lack of self esteem this requires * - PapaDels January 12, 2026, 18:41:27
        
        Correct* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 12, 2026, 17:59:35
        
        There's an easy fix regardless of who's behind it....* - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 17:10:36
        
        What if this whole time it wasn’t about jjlocke but the friends we made along the way? - MC January 12, 2026, 16:46:54
        
        *sits in dark room laughing and yelling "CUNT!" Over and over"* - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 16:53:08
        
        Camera - memyselfandillini January 12, 2026, 17:31:59
        
        Damn. This is like finding out Santa Claus isn’t real * - MC January 12, 2026, 16:22:09
        
        Is it Tarheel?* - CoronaTheirAss January 12, 2026, 15:58:48
        
        Come on. No. I’m real and have never had a second account here.* - TarheelIllini January 12, 2026, 16:30:34
        
        He accidently posted as Tarheel a few months ago. Either it was a brilliant 4D chess move, - Chuck Woodaby January 12, 2026, 16:00:48
        
        Yep, that's right. It's Tarheel.* - Stu January 12, 2026, 16:25:39
        
        Sax wins the board today * - PapaDels January 12, 2026, 15:40:13
        
        ooo - IlliniSax05 January 12, 2026, 16:00:07
        
        Heh, if you search "asshat" you can actually see the original post* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 12, 2026, 15:30:03
        
        lololol. Very rarely does an alter get caught so obviously and spectacularly* - Taz January 12, 2026, 15:28:30
        
        I think you need a good reason to make an alter. Like your original name doesn't work - Toonces January 12, 2026, 15:34:22
        
        MODS…can we please do something about this fake account that some moron is running?* - JFG January 12, 2026, 15:20:44
        
        I'm sure others will disagree but i dont think it's bannable - ISeeDeadHawkeyes January 12, 2026, 18:22:07
        
        I'll go ahead and disagree. - JFG January 13, 2026, 9:07:42
        
        "Just ignore it" is bad policy because it's impossible to do in any space with more than 5 people - Sammich January 13, 2026, 10:34:49
        
        Bigbop at least generated discussion - RVA January 13, 2026, 9:17:07
        
        I usually don't call for people to be booted, but since this clown obvi has a second login... - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 15:22:41
        
        Maybe also delete his timmer alt* - Stu January 12, 2026, 15:46:47
        
        De-fucking-licious.* - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 15:19:00
        
        Bwahahahahahaha!! - Kajagoogoo January 12, 2026, 15:10:08
        
        He's just an alter? That's disappointing. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 15:09:29
        
        Or maybe he's being genuine and Tarheel is the pretend dipshit alter* - Chuck Woodaby January 12, 2026, 15:13:34
        
        Hey chuck - TarheelIllini January 12, 2026, 16:33:03
        
        Take it up with JJ.* - Chuck Woodaby January 12, 2026, 16:37:24
        
        Nm* - jjlocke923 January 12, 2026, 16:39:43
        
        Abracadabra, your initial post said - "I've tried. The dipshit won’t reply." Whoops* - RVA January 12, 2026, 16:47:51
        
        Nobody is this dumb.* - Chuck Woodaby January 12, 2026, 16:41:35
        
        No way* - gvibes January 12, 2026, 17:01:16
        
        LOL - Dilbert January 12, 2026, 16:45:13
        
        We may be witnessing some Keyser Soze shit * - ijustkrushalot January 12, 2026, 16:09:44
        
        "Back when I was playing with shit in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee with it. - Chuck Woodaby January 12, 2026, 16:15:29
        
        *drops coffee mug in slow-motion** - IlliniRunner January 12, 2026, 15:35:52
        
        ooo - Kajagoogoo January 12, 2026, 15:54:29
        
        lol* - IlliniRunner January 12, 2026, 16:03:41
        
        Mind=blown.* - JFG January 12, 2026, 15:21:56
        
        nm* - jjlocke923 January 12, 2026, 14:57:22
        
        Matthew 7:16 * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 14:51:11
  - I love the person jumping up and down in celebration after he ate it. So great* - IlliniRunner January 12, 2026, 13:57:58
- Fascists still haven't learned not to launch a northern offensive in the winter* - RVA January 12, 2026, 13:50:19
  - You would think they would have learned after they went for Moscow in '41* - Stu January 12, 2026, 14:02:53
  - Probably from Texas or some shit* - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 13:56:26
  - nm - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 13:56:25
    - nm* - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 13:56:38
Allegedly, ICE is doing home searches without warrants with breached entry. - MC January 12, 2026, 11:37:39
- they will keep pushing things farther until they get something akin to riots. question is: will - cpsteine January 12, 2026, 13:21:55
  - I think Miller is evil enough to admire their tactics, even if he detests who they targeted.* - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 14:03:15
    - He wants all of the Nazi stuff without the antisemitism. Doesn't seem to be totally working out...* - cpsteine January 12, 2026, 14:56:44
- I saw video of a breach - Sammich January 12, 2026, 11:45:45
- People are going to get killed* - gvibes January 12, 2026, 11:40:42
- If true, hopefully someone lights them up. It's the only thing they're going to understand. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 11:40:33
  - all that'll do is put even more troops on the ground and make them even more aggressive* - assassin January 12, 2026, 11:58:05
    - the other options are becoming less and less feasible - Sammich January 12, 2026, 12:04:48
    - If they want a lawless totalitarian military state, they should have to earn it. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 12:00:19
It was only a matter of time before Trump came after Jerome.* - Warrin'_Illini January 12, 2026, 11:29:30
Watching footage from Minneapolis, seeing the anger of the locals... - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 10:01:24
Trump said he will exclude ExxonMobil from Venezuela because CEO called it "uninvestable" - Stu January 12, 2026, 5:31:15
- it's a fucking wild situation - VIV January 12, 2026, 11:55:25
  - Controlling their oil as a rationale makes zero economic sense - DT January 12, 2026, 13:19:45
    - it all comes back to the Petrodollar. our entire economy is underpinned by oil being sold for $ - VIV January 12, 2026, 13:35:00
  - Don't forget - the oil revenue is going to be held in a bank while the US decides what to do with it - ghost_of_clt January 12, 2026, 13:09:21
    - One easy way to avoid that ban on spending with a congressional appropriation* - gvibes January 12, 2026, 13:59:15
    - *wink** - VIV January 12, 2026, 13:22:12
    - LOL....perfect. Just perfect.* - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 13:17:05
    - Jesus Christ. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 13:14:58
- That’s like firing an employee after they already quit.* - DT January 12, 2026, 11:19:53
- every oil CEO soon to issue statement saying "Venezuela uninvestable."* - cpsteine January 12, 2026, 8:39:28
- in a total coincidence, Citgo is being bought by a Trump ally and already processed Venezuelan oil - ghost_of_clt January 12, 2026, 7:17:38
  - Yup.. - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 8:03:46
    - These fuckng people. * - doubledown January 12, 2026, 8:17:28
      - At least previous admins gave us the respect to try to hide the grift - KingTalkyTiki January 12, 2026, 9:13:49
        
        Emboldened by the first term of grifting where virtually nobody got caught - OrangeSox January 12, 2026, 11:49:39
        
        Thank you Merrick fucking Garland* - gvibes January 12, 2026, 11:53:01
      - I wish I could volunteer for Maduro's jury - Stu January 12, 2026, 8:43:22
        
        oh, he's probably guilty as hell. it's just weird that we're pretending to give a shit - VIV January 12, 2026, 12:24:18
- Venezuela is going to turn out as well as one of his casinos - TarheelIllini January 12, 2026, 5:57:39

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