Political thread for the week of January 12th *
Posted by larue33
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This Board of Peace thing
Posted by timmer
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Ooo
Posted by PapaDels
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That’s not Danny Larusso*
Posted by timmer
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ooo
Posted by Tortillini
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ooo
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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Re: ooo
Posted by Herman Blume
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I need a mark spitz with the 7 medals giving to a hairy, bear chested orange boy 🧒*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Here is my weak attempt (no AI was used)
Posted by timmer
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Two battalions of paratroopers on standby to deploy and subjugate MLPS
Posted by assassin
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There aren’t enough troops for a country with 500 million guns to have no social contract.
Posted by doubledown
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So they’re just cosplaying now, eh?
Posted by OB25
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that long coat is very Nazi coded*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Bonsai nazi*
Posted by Herman Blume
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It’s just a regular length coat. *
Posted by doubledown
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Well so is he.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Ooo
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Trump rewarding Bill Cassidy's total spinelessness by calling for him to be primaried
Posted by RVA
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Ollie's going to be excited to learn that Luke Lutlow had no underlying conditions, was 41 years old
Posted by complainant
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We'll sue your ass off
Posted by UofIL6
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And again
Posted by Stu
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Loser after loser*
Posted by Mrap24
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At this stage of his life, and with the current media landscape...
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Everything is just a distraction from the Epstein files that a self proclaimed innocent man
Posted by Mrap24
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They sued last night saying courts can’t actually compel them to release them. *
Posted by assassin
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Until there are some consequences, he’s right. *
Posted by doubledown
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What a world. He signed the bill to release them. He’s a huge coward. A pathetic person*
Posted by Mrap24
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I assume that everyone who voted for him supports pedophilia. *
Posted by ATL
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Or the Epstein Files is the distraction*
Posted by RVA
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The grifting knows no bounds. He’s totally unconstrained
Posted by John Coctostan
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I'm so tired of this shit
Posted by ECEIllinois JUST IN: Trump says he will impose a 10% tariff on on goods sent to the U.S. from Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the UK, the Netherlands, and Finland on Feb. 1, rising to 25% on June 1, “until such time as a Deal is reached for the Complete and Total purchase of Greenland.” pic.twitter.com/iV1uymwgow
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Hey SCOTUS, you’re going to let him keep doing this shit, huh?*
Posted by VIV
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I hope at least until the mid terms *
Posted by ATL
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*Cracks a Heineken*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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I expect a TACO to happen in the next few weeks*
Posted by timmer
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That assumes he’s even in charge anymore
Posted by assassin
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Well, the invasion of Greenland is off the table then, right?
Posted by Stu
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Next Republican President is also going to do this because it's the Trump party*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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I wouldn't follow JD to the bathroom if I had diarrhea*
Posted by Stu
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LOL*
Posted by VIV
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A grand total of about 14 pubs could wake up and put a stop to most of this.
Posted by assassin
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They’d never admit it, but i wonder if this will influence the upcoming scotus vote in any way
Posted by John Coctostan
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He is fucking insane*
Posted by Sounder
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He clearly thinks he can sell the mineral rights and get huge kickbacks in his pocket
Posted by DT
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My vote for primary motivator is the Mercator projection*
Posted by gvibes
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There’s a reason he announces tariffs on a day when the market isn’t open*
Posted by UofIL6
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Seems odd. How can his family make money with insider trading when the markets are closed?*
Posted by DT
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And won’t be open for three days *
Posted by ATL
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Right. The timing was not coincidental*
Posted by UofIL6
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He’d totally rename it Trumpland too. *
Posted by illini
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AMERICA FIRST! AMERICANS FIRST!
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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dots
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Spanberger calls for Youngkin UVA board appointees to resign
Posted by Carl Spackler
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Dept. of Education pausing plans to garnish wages for defaulted student loans*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Garnished with 1 piece of broccoli.*
Posted by DT
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That $3 meal adds up to $1000/mo for a family of four.
Posted by memyselfandillini
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I prefer other thing.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Enjoy your four honey roasted peanut halves, sir. *
Posted by assassin
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what fucking wages?*
Posted by Sammich
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Meh*
Posted by gvibes
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DOJ now investigating Walz and Frey*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Walz: "the only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good
Posted by RVA
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Banana Republic bullshit
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Eat at Arby’s*
Posted by timmer
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Truth brother.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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I'd prefer your wet beef.
Posted by complainant
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If this court wasn’t already, the 2030 census will be the nail in the coffin*
Posted by snipes824
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Statler and Waldorf are next*
Posted by PapaDels
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I was thinking Henley, Schmit, and Gill*
Posted by RSMBob
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As a Bernie bro, I lost interest when he dropped out. Consequently, this is the first I've heard
Posted by complainant
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ah yes, very legal reasoning for an investigation
Posted by assassin
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You just made the list!*
Posted by WhitmansFolly
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Shocking. Our government is a bunch of cowards. Just absolute losers*
Posted by Mrap24
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Trump removed Hassett from Federal Reserve consideration because he's the...
Posted by Stu
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Larry Ellison is renaming his yacht. It was previously named “Izanami.” *
Posted by doubledown
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he should use that money to buy us a stud DL instead*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Looks like it was already named Izanami when he bought it and he changed it when he
Posted by gvibes
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the Post says he named it Izanami, realized the issue, re-named it Ronin, and then sold it
Posted by Sammich
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Did he buy it from Elon?*
Posted by UofIL6
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Thank God Luda came to his senses....
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Trump Sets Fraudster Free From Prison for a Second Time
Posted by ATL
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Virginia Senate Dems pass redistricting bill for their US House seats
Posted by Carl Spackler
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lol, this is a hell of a tweet about Kaine and Warner's involvment
Posted by assassin
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This woman is a national treasure, if you’re not familiar with her public tweets/comments*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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gyat dayum*
Posted by Sammich
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Gerry Rafferty >>> Gerrymandering, imo*
Posted by Tortillini
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in a world where people just vote for a party right down the line, gerrymandering is necessary*
Posted by Sammich
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And as usual, independents are stuck in the middle.*
Posted by complainant
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I think this might be overreach
Posted by RVA
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Would be good to tie it to actions in other states - i.e., triggered only if Indiana does it
Posted by ATL
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might similarly happen this way in Texas, too*
Posted by assassin
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Paradoxically could be good for democracy
Posted by DT
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Hate it.
Posted by tvillini
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co-hate. it's another step down the path to madness*
Posted by VIV
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I definitely see both sides. What you and I think, and what JFG is expressing.
Posted by tvillini
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It sucks. But to quote Dr. Strange..."we're in the endgame now."
Posted by JFG
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same way you'd fix anything, anti-gerrymandering and independant map legislation*
Posted by assassin
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And if the dems start winning the gerrymandering battle then the SC will suddenly become interested
Posted by Herman Blume
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Of course it's not awesome.
Posted by JFG Ignoring the bully in the hopes that taking the high road will make him stop...not the way to go. Simply doesn't work. The only thing the bully understands is when you do it right back.
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I rejoice at any semblance of a spine *
Posted by assassin
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This, absolutely. The other side is going to do it, so either lose or play the same game*
Posted by UofIL6
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Fuck this Nazi.
Posted by doubledown
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fourth estate stop unintentionally aiding the regime challenge (Impossible)
Posted by Sammich
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canada allowing china EVs in seems like one of those tipping point moments we'll look back
Posted by John Coctostan
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China is to the US today what the US was to Britain in 1914.
Posted by DT
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Except as pointed out below they are going to walk the demographic/economic plank in 10 yrs*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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Agreed, but one significant difference is that the US population was about to expand greatly
Posted by Tortillini
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Which is why the next 10 years is super scary. Use it or lose it for Xi. BUCKLE UP 2028 Y’ALL!*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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Yep. Just a matter of time*
Posted by timmer
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Here's the top "news" story on Twitter.
Posted by complainant
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My twitter feed is all of a sudden a ton of posts on how Wagler and Stojakovic have elite nerd stat
Posted by gvibes
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You realize that feed is based on what you click on the most, right?
Posted by Illiniphil
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No. It's more likely from following links posted here.
Posted by complainant
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No doubt getting it the same way RFKJ does. *
Posted by doubledown
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Fucking Olivia Nuzzi?*
Posted by ATL
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never actually happened tho, right? a digital affair? so lame*
Posted by cpsteine
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at least we got the BJ poem out of it*
Posted by Sammich
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Which means he probably sick as fuck*
Posted by Mrap24
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Does "sick" still mean "good?"
Posted by complainant
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In this case, not very healthy*
Posted by Mrap24
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OOO
Posted by Stu
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Some would say he's inhuman - well, I guess that tracks *
Posted by Jersey
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What's the likelihood that the woman in Louisiana who was allegedly forced to take abortion pills
Posted by doubledown
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Trump got his nobel peace prize
Posted by gvibes
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Receiving the Nobel Peace Prize by threatening the recipient with imprisonment or death is
Posted by doubledown
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wtf is a Board of Peace?*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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A movie about Trump in 2026. Spelled b-o-r-e-d.
Posted by DT
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Gaza management?*
Posted by gvibes
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seems like ICE choked a guy to death in custody in Texas last week
Posted by assassin
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Still waiting for the pigs who strangled to death Illini DE Glenn Foster to be held accountable*
Posted by RVA
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Good news for republican voters: he was probably brown *
Posted by ATL
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we're never going to know exactly how many have died or will die in custody
Posted by Sammich
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or what country they died in*
Posted by assassin
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lol if true
Posted by ATL
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Where did Nick Sortor come from?
Posted by complainant
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Could be worse, Harris could be President. /s *
Posted by MC
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exactly. can you imagine?!*
Posted by cpsteine
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Republicans and Nazis, what even is the difference anymore?
Posted by ATL
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These Republicans are definitely Nazis. *
Posted by doubledown
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Each week gets more insane than the last*
Posted by CWR10
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Yeah but Wall St is richer than ever. Did you even say thank you for that? *
Posted by MC
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Ari did*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Nothing is more pathetic than Machado giving Trump her Nobel prize*
Posted by Stu
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Such a weak move*
Posted by UofIL6
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Really good article on the state of affairs
Posted by Jersey
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From “crab rangoons, things of that nature” to this*
Posted by Tortillini
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just wait for President SAS*
Posted by Sammich
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courtesy of one of the comments:
Posted by Sammich
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Not the most woke looking crowd there*
Posted by gvibes
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Hey Q, it's your cousin Marvin. Marvin ANON. You know that new world order you were warning about?
Posted by assassin
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good thing there's already a theme song
Posted by lcubed
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shining on the hill like a polished turd*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Elections have consequences so I’m fine if these people have different policy views than me.
Posted by OB25
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Who else are they going to get?*
Posted by WhitmansFolly
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They should start releasing chemtrails, just as a heat check*
Posted by Sammich
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He's got to be way up the list in terms of punchable faces*
Posted by UofIL6
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an accomplished Sycophant*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Every one of them is somehow the most punchable
Posted by Sammich
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#1 for me*
Posted by Tortillini
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even above stephen miller?*
Posted by lcubed
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Impossible. Miller is a walking/talking penis*
Posted by WhitmansFolly
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A president walks into a bar & says, "I'm cancelling the next election 'cause I'm going to lose."
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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better go get your papers
Posted by Sammich
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quite the flip from not wanting to show vaccine cards and not wearing masks*
Posted by shua
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“Don’t tread on me…..tread on them.”
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Masks are all the rage now*
Posted by PapaDels
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Heeeeeeey, heeeeeey Kristi...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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The Don't-Tread-On-Me crowd is awfully quiet. *
Posted by VIV
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You mean the “tread on me, daddy” crowd *
Posted by MC
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The danger now is that "Don't Tread on Me" is a warning, not a request. And liberals have
Posted by doubledown
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I haven't handled a weapon since I ETSed.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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"Don't Tread On Me....because I'm white.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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we all assumed the operative word in that phrase was "tread"
Posted by Sammich
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i'd say i hope bret kavanaugh chokes on a chicken bone tonight
Posted by assassin
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He's a pretty swarthy guy. Should keep his passport in his breastpocket*
Posted by ATL
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I'd settle for January 21st, 2029. *
Posted by IlliniRunner
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Wanna know what's cool?
Posted by Stu
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ICE sent 6 kids to the hospital when they shot flash bangs and tear gas at the car they were in
Posted by IlliniRunner
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hypothetically, I'd love to see flash bangs thrown in to a few...
Posted by shua
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I also enjoy the bottles of piss though.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki Whine more, you fascist little bitch. You know how you could avoid getting bottles of piss thrown at you? Get the fuck out of the Twin Cities or any other blue city that doesn't fucking want you there.
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Follow the requests of lawfully elected local officials and you’ll be fine.*
Posted by DT
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that's a lot of tear gas*
Posted by assassin
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Funds from sale of Venezuelan oil are being held in Qatar.
Posted by gvibes
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But we got a new Air Force One out of the deal for free, right? Right?*
Posted by illini222
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Seems legit.*
Posted by DT
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are they going to use that to buy Greenland?*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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tariffs to date could pay for two Greenland’s
Posted by timmer
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Heard in a company meeting yesterday we’ve paid about 1.5 million in tariffs so far…
Posted by haighter
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$12,317,221
Posted by timmer
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Man, too bad that $700b couldn’t help the homeless and sick in America. Damn shame*
Posted by PapaDels
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Meanwhile Sec of Ag shows you how to only spend $3 a meal on food.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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this is all because we made fun of Dr Oz and his crudite, isn't it?*
Posted by Sammich
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It's more the lithium deposits & less the Inuit depressives that they're interested in acquiring.*
Posted by complainant
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There’s got to be a market for Missouri. Just must be*
Posted by opossum jenkins
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My open source accounts are getting really jumpy about Iran tonight…
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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The new story being out out there is the ice agent suffered internal bleeding from being hit by the
Posted by Mrap24
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How could they tell with all the subcutaneous fat?*
Posted by ATL
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It was reported on CBS (Fox) News so that should explain the accuracy*
Posted by UofIL6
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We all saw the video. *
Posted by doubledown
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pu**y. Something a Richwoods grad would do*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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It’s called a bruise. Likely in his trigger finger or vagina*
Posted by timmer
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I mean, technically a bruise is “internal bleeding”*
Posted by DocWalk20
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Ow! Ow! My vagina!!!*
Posted by Stu
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Pew pew pew pew
Posted by timmer
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A bunch of our "closest" NATO Allies are sending troops to a foreign nation..
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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I think we're going to end up buying this thing.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Putin has to be loving this*
Posted by timmer
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I’m sure he does, but China is the real winner of our aggressive immolation of national power.*
Posted by DT
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They sure are
Posted by RVA
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blanc, bleu, et rogue*
Posted by Sammich
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Ooopsie! Chump edit.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Evidently coercion = elegance
Posted by UofIL6
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Hopefully they can get him to quit before his term is up in 3.5 months.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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It’s only his term as Chair.
Posted by Chilango
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that's one of the things i don't get here. i realize he could step down entirely, but this
Posted by John Coctostan
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If they establish the precedent they can force out a bunch of the others, too.*
Posted by DT
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if SCOTUS lets them remove Lisa Cook, they'll just keep doing that
Posted by Sammich
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People are saying Trump resigning would be more elegant, the most elegant ever.*
Posted by DT
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Like big ol' ballroom covered in golden decoupaged Home Depot wall decor elegant.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Both gofundme’s for the Ford worker total over $650K
Posted by timmer
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Can you link one? i’ll send him $10.*
Posted by Stu
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I hope he never has to work another day in his life. Tell those pricks to screw.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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A lot of people really hate the pedophile protector. *
Posted by doubledown
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Sooo...any ideas why the Tariff opinion is taking so long or what that might mean? *
Posted by haighter
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Trying to figure out how to deem them legal while blocking a future president
Posted by longsnapper
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Court decided an Illinois elections case, however
Posted by Potomac
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Seems like the standing issue would have been pretty clearly in favor of Bost
Posted by ATL
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Jackson's dissent asserts the candidate suffered no injury*
Posted by Potomac
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Disenfranchisement is the only motivation. *
Posted by doubledown
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There is some value to getting it done in a timely fashion
Posted by RVA
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I'm an election judge who counts ballots, and there has to be a reasonable limit for certification*
Posted by Potomac
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He (Bost) text me last night.
Posted by EffinIllini
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nm*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Could be worse, could be Nazi aficionado Mary Miller
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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No matter what they do, they get some kind of crisis. *
Posted by doubledown
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debating what to do if they strike it down and trump says no*
Posted by VIV
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Gotta get everyone's name on those 5K rebate checks before they go out.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Debate among justices on what to do about ordering refunds
Posted by Stu
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yeah, and there might also be many separate opinions being written*
Posted by Potomac
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If we increase the number of overdose deaths maybe we can invade another country
Posted by RVA
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Hey man, the national debt is rising way too fast for reasons nobody can seem to understand.
Posted by Sammich
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If we had gotten rid of vaccines like they wanted there’d be a lot fewer people to get addicted
Posted by DT
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Totally agree. Also, Americans need to have more kids.
Posted by Sammich
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Hey, it those kids don't make it, it means that they were genetically inferior
Posted by IlliniRunner
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Man, gay porn is even up current events...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Piper Perri's talking to her lawyers as we speak*
Posted by Sammich
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I didn't realize how ho short he actually is. Maybe because he's got such a big head. *
Posted by doubledown
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This whole regime is chuck full of really angry short men.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Ford factory worker calls Trump "pedophile protector", Trump flips him off
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Maybe he was showing him his diddling finger *
Posted by Jersey
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Imagine if Obama would have done this. Fox would have called for his death*
Posted by KCWildcat
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Looks like a job just opened
Posted by timmer
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He gawn
Posted by Sammich
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"Fit of rage"? What is it with these people being completely unable to be honest about anything?
Posted by doubledown
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That's exactly what it is.
Posted by Sammich
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LOL at Trump talking about robots. *
Posted by Toonces
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And the idea that robots taking human jobs is a good thing.
Posted by JFG
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$27,251 as of this post…
Posted by timmer
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And another at $157K…
Posted by timmer
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Now the DOJ is gonna shut down gofundme for supporting domestic terrorism*
Posted by mrkoolaid
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I think he would make millions on GoFundMe*
Posted by Stu
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I would think that it's gonna take more than that to fire a UAW worker in Detroit. *
Posted by haighter
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No one is safe anymore*
Posted by timmer
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I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often*
Posted by PapaDels
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Generally out in public. He’s isolated with his yes men*
Posted by Mrap24
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yeah, these people have enough sense to keep away from the actual public*
Posted by Sammich
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Are you sure it wasn't his pinky?
Posted by RVA
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or could of whipped it out if the rumors are true that he's hung like a hamster*
Posted by DanSaint
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he really is a short-fingered vulgarian*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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The Rose Garden...now with 99% less roses!
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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That looks like Churchill downs*
Posted by GhostofPokeyStixPast
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The White House is tacky as fuck now*
Posted by Mrap24
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Today….
Posted by timmer
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Iran has killed somewhere between 2000-12000 protestors. That’s fucked *
Posted by MC
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Will we see any American campus protests over this?*
Posted by Potomac
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Where is this being done with American equipment and support?
Posted by Chilango
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No. Too busy protesting the Trump admin asking for lists of Jews at a major U.S. university
Posted by ATL
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Are you hearkening back to the anti-Shah '70s?*
Posted by Stu
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Last year’s King of Kings book is excellent on rise and fall of the Shah
Posted by Potomac
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Who did he dupe?*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Western leaders and the population of Iran*
Posted by Potomac
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You don't say. I'm sure the next coup we help engineer with the understanding that the
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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The student leaders of the "socialist" revolution.
Posted by complainant
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Anybody else?*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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The propped-up-by-the-U.S. Shah? Aw, shucks, what could be the difference?*
Posted by RVA
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The regime since 1979 is far worse than the shah*
Posted by Potomac
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What impoverished but educated society *doesn't* love building palaces for a hereditary monarch?
Posted by complainant
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sure, the shah had many flaws, but you cannot argue he was worse
Posted by Potomac
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In that case, I suppose I'm relieved that I didn't.
Posted by complainant
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50 years in the can, not a fuckin' peep*
Posted by Sammich
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20.
Posted by VIV
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I adjusted the timeline to match the revolution, stunad!
Posted by Sammich
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the ayatollah... whatever happened there. *
Posted by VIV
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He's five years older this time, cancer-free & backed by Netanyahu?
Posted by complainant
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He should ask Ahmed Chalabi for pointers on getting the US to invade for personal interests
Posted by DT
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yes
Posted by RVA
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I think we have a wannabe religiofascist regime closer to home that they're dealing with.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Is America paying for it?*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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we will be soon. they do have a lot of oil. *
Posted by VIV
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If that happens I expect to see a lot of protesting, but I don't blame anyone if they choose to
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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What an original thought and good faith question. *
Posted by assassin
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I love the smell of manufactured consent in the afternoon.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Somewhere Steven Miller just got a renob*
Posted by opey8
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AI will never top hasty photoshop
Posted by RVA
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Nevermind
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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As I was saying
Posted by RVA
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Dilbert's taller in the pic. Fire the social media intern
Posted by Sammich
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Oh man I used to LOVE that game.*
Posted by DiamondDazzle
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Lots of crazy ICE videos coming out and all of the Nazi imagery, should be an interesting stretch
Posted by reggiedunlop
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six us prosecutors have resigned over the push to investigate Good's widow
Posted by assassin
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Thompson was investigating and prosecuting the Feeding Our Future fraud cases.
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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all well and good, but I'd rather they just ignore orders like their superiors are doing
Posted by Sammich
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oh great, you resigned in protest, now they can just install a toady or leave the position vacant
Posted by RVA
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I hope they at least changed some passwords or something
Posted by Sammich
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Good riddancec?*
Posted by jjlocke923
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Mods...please ban this account.*
Posted by JFG
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With your ‘outing’ yesterday, you need to permanently go away
Posted by TarheelIllini
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I thought your people liked prosecuting somalis for fraud*
Posted by gvibes
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I respect your commitment to the bit even though you've been discovered.
Posted by doubledown
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Dude, why do you and DD keep responding to this asshat?*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Wow. These are no jokes.Office no. 2 and chief of violent/major crimes.And in DC DOJ civil rights,
Posted by gvibes
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absolutely disgusting*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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how are those epstein files coming along?*
Posted by VIV
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it's weird that Trump distracted us with Venezuela, and I think he's grown bored of that now*
Posted by shua
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pass the hat for the former Mayor Haircut
Posted by Poldark "But Jesus Christ guys, not every loss is referendum on Brad Underwood"
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She spent it all on Modelo (more than a few small beers).*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Warren will not be happy
Posted by Stu
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Trump has left S.I.I. Jerome no good options. I blame the potus for being a dumb asshole.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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What's interesting is they are making the forecast, despite the next Chairman being a Trump shill*
Posted by Stu
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Part of the bet is probably that Trump’s gambit will fail. *
Posted by doubledown
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I think the market now expects inflation to tie the Fed's hands
Posted by Stu
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Religious nutjob attempts to burn down historic Mississippi synagogue
Posted by RVA
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Religious nutjob and Coahoma Community College center fielder.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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ironic that this Larry Fine lookalike is an anti-semite*
Posted by Sammich
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Maybe he believed "Jews will not replace us!" then got triggered...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to turn cars homosexual.
Posted by complainant Atheists in California are no spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.pic.twitter.com/UjxnrVMjbN
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Thanks for the link to the unfunny parody account.
Posted by Illiniphil
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I LOVE MY DEAD GAY CAR!*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Used a war crime to commit a war crime
Posted by assassin
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I kind of don't know what this means. How do you paint a plane to look civilian?
Posted by gvibes
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Maybe? Could it have been a P-8, which is built on the 737 line?
Posted by illinibone
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In for a penny, in for a pound.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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this entire administration is a war crime
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Fmr. NYC Mayor Eric Adams just rugpulled his $NYC memecoin? (yes that's a real sentence)
Posted by ECEIllinois
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I have mixed feelings. On the one hand, I hate seeing criminals get away with stuff like this.
Posted by doubledown
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Tzcjck ja schtokz!*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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TBH this is how I feel about the Madoff victims *
Posted by ATL
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seems a bit harsh*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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What if it was bought via a cryptocurrency fund?*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Looks like the call to investigate Powell was an audible by Judge Jeanine
Posted by Tortillini
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Sound like she’s trying to gin up a case*
Posted by ATL
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It's a rum do by any normal standards.*
Posted by complainant
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hooray for DOJ independence?*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Zero chance Trump didn’t request it in a way that he can maintain deniability. *
Posted by doubledown
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Yep. And he’s been agitating against Powell on this issue and others for months
Posted by DT
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Mattel taking too much Tylenol
Posted by Stu
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Comes with headphones, full model train set, and encyclopedic knowledge of dinosaurs. *
Posted by doubledown
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Karoline’s lips are noticeably bigger this week*
Posted by Stu
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Have we discussed "One of Ours, All of Yours" yet? Because holy fucking shit.*
Posted by Sammich
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...or "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fürher"?
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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I wonder which heritage they think is the "one."*
Posted by Desert
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Native Americans? Because according to them we AREN'T a nation of immigrants...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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That dude looks like he’s got a hard drive full of feet pics. *
Posted by doubledown
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We have not*
Posted by timmer
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amazing pic
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Video
Posted by TarheelIllini
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I've watched that clip approx 500 times.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki You know that really fucking hurt....and my only regret would be is if he didn't totally shatter his coccyx into 1,000 little pieces and couldn't comfortably sit down until 2028.
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Link?*
Posted by timmer
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Found it.
Posted by timmer
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think that was Sunday or Saturday*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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The “Weber running awkwardly off the court vibe” is delightful*
Posted by PapaDels
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He gets a Mike Pence Medal for not beating up someone after to recover from embarrassment
Posted by RVA
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I dunno, he was pretty far from the pack*
Posted by Sammich
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good point*
Posted by RVA
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Now over 600.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Why are you so filled with hate? You don't even know the guy *
Posted by jjlocke923
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Get fucked bootlicker*
Posted by JacobRDaugherty
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Why are you a fake poster douchebag that continues a stupid schtick on a message board?
Posted by JFG Actually, that's not true. Hating ICE agents for the disgusting things they are doing makes sense. What you do makes no sense.
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Making sure this doesn't get missed since he quickly edited his post...
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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LOL, i missed a few things*
Posted by VIV
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Just catching up...cause if you miss a little...you miss a lot...
Posted by haighter
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Because that guy isn't that bright*
Posted by Stu
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Editing in 31 seconds was a mistake. Editing in 2:35 was intentional.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Gone in schtixty seconds*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Yep*
Posted by cpsteine
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Depends on how long it takes to sign in through the VPN.*
Posted by complainant
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*eyepointydealie*. I had the same thought. This smacks of more fuckery*
Posted by IlliniRunner
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Which appears greatly successful in getting a bunch of people to post a bunch about him
Posted by John Coctostan
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I can’t imagine the lack of self esteem this requires *
Posted by PapaDels
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Correct*
Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes
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There's an easy fix regardless of who's behind it....*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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What if this whole time it wasn’t about jjlocke but the friends we made along the way?
Posted by MC
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*sits in dark room laughing and yelling "CUNT!" Over and over"*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Camera
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Damn. This is like finding out Santa Claus isn’t real *
Posted by MC
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Is it Tarheel?*
Posted by CoronaTheirAss
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Come on. No. I’m real and have never had a second account here.*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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He accidently posted as Tarheel a few months ago. Either it was a brilliant 4D chess move,
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Yep, that's right. It's Tarheel.*
Posted by Stu
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Sax wins the board today *
Posted by PapaDels
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ooo
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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Heh, if you search "asshat" you can actually see the original post*
Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes
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lololol. Very rarely does an alter get caught so obviously and spectacularly*
Posted by Taz Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*
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I think you need a good reason to make an alter. Like your original name doesn't work
Posted by Toonces
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MODS…can we please do something about this fake account that some moron is running?*
Posted by JFG
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I'm sure others will disagree but i dont think it's bannable
Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes
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I'll go ahead and disagree.
Posted by JFG
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"Just ignore it" is bad policy because it's impossible to do in any space with more than 5 people
Posted by Sammich
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Bigbop at least generated discussion
Posted by RVA
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I usually don't call for people to be booted, but since this clown obvi has a second login...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Maybe also delete his timmer alt*
Posted by Stu
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De-fucking-licious.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Bwahahahahahaha!!
Posted by Kajagoogoo
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He's just an alter? That's disappointing. *
Posted by doubledown
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Or maybe he's being genuine and Tarheel is the pretend dipshit alter*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Hey chuck
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Take it up with JJ.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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Nm*
Posted by jjlocke923
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Abracadabra, your initial post said - "I've tried. The dipshit won’t reply." Whoops*
Posted by RVA
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Nobody is this dumb.*
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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No way*
Posted by gvibes
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LOL
Posted by Dilbert
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We may be witnessing some Keyser Soze shit *
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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"Back when I was playing with shit in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee with it.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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*drops coffee mug in slow-motion**
Posted by IlliniRunner
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ooo
Posted by Kajagoogoo
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lol*
Posted by IlliniRunner
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Mind=blown.*
Posted by JFG
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nm*
Posted by jjlocke923
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Matthew 7:16 *
Posted by doubledown
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I love the person jumping up and down in celebration after he ate it. So great*
Posted by IlliniRunner
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Fascists still haven't learned not to launch a northern offensive in the winter*
Posted by RVA
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You would think they would have learned after they went for Moscow in '41*
Posted by Stu
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Probably from Texas or some shit*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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nm
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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nm*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Allegedly, ICE is doing home searches without warrants with breached entry.
Posted by MC
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they will keep pushing things farther until they get something akin to riots. question is: will
Posted by cpsteine
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I think Miller is evil enough to admire their tactics, even if he detests who they targeted.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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He wants all of the Nazi stuff without the antisemitism. Doesn't seem to be totally working out...*
Posted by cpsteine
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I saw video of a breach
Posted by Sammich
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People are going to get killed*
Posted by gvibes
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If true, hopefully someone lights them up. It's the only thing they're going to understand. *
Posted by doubledown
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all that'll do is put even more troops on the ground and make them even more aggressive*
Posted by assassin
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the other options are becoming less and less feasible
Posted by Sammich
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If they want a lawless totalitarian military state, they should have to earn it. *
Posted by doubledown
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It was only a matter of time before Trump came after Jerome.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Watching footage from Minneapolis, seeing the anger of the locals...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki Eat Arby's.
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Trump said he will exclude ExxonMobil from Venezuela because CEO called it "uninvestable"
Posted by Stu
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it's a fucking wild situation
Posted by VIV aka "eat a dick, Exxon and Conoco"
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Controlling their oil as a rationale makes zero economic sense
Posted by DT
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it all comes back to the Petrodollar. our entire economy is underpinned by oil being sold for $
Posted by VIV
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Don't forget - the oil revenue is going to be held in a bank while the US decides what to do with it
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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One easy way to avoid that ban on spending with a congressional appropriation*
Posted by gvibes
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*wink**
Posted by VIV
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LOL....perfect. Just perfect.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Jesus Christ. *
Posted by doubledown
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That’s like firing an employee after they already quit.*
Posted by DT
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every oil CEO soon to issue statement saying "Venezuela uninvestable."*
Posted by cpsteine
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in a total coincidence, Citgo is being bought by a Trump ally and already processed Venezuelan oil
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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Yup..
Posted by KingTalkyTiki The grift continues.
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These fuckng people. *
Posted by doubledown
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At least previous admins gave us the respect to try to hide the grift
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Emboldened by the first term of grifting where virtually nobody got caught
Posted by OrangeSox
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Thank you Merrick fucking Garland*
Posted by gvibes
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I wish I could volunteer for Maduro's jury
Posted by Stu
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oh, he's probably guilty as hell. it's just weird that we're pretending to give a shit
Posted by VIV
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Venezuela is going to turn out as well as one of his casinos
Posted by TarheelIllini
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