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You should have posted in the Religious thread for the week of January 12th*

Posted by biclops

on January 15, 2026, 18:31:21, in reply to "I’m not sure my question is being taken seriously*"

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When I escape this mortal coil and pass on to the next plane, assuming I somehow gain entrance through the Pearly Gates, will I have to wear rubbers?

I hate rubbers

This assumes we all enter Heaven at Jesus’ age and are accordingly active for that age

The way you are, it's not your fault, you knew that
The way we were, so young and caught up in it

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I have a theological question - bbonb January 15, 2026, 17:45:24

Good news, you get to raw dog it * - PapaDels January 15, 2026, 18:52:36
I’m not sure my question is being taken seriously* - bbonb January 15, 2026, 18:21:05
- I'm not replying seriously to someone who claimed to have ridden a dolphin through the Panama Canal* - Stu January 15, 2026, 20:44:03
- You should have posted in the Religious thread for the week of January 12th* - biclops January 15, 2026, 18:31:21
- If you want people to think you're sincere, wear a torture/execution device around your neck.* - complainant January 15, 2026, 18:25:44
Everyone up there wears sandals - Stu January 15, 2026, 17:48:52
- Nothing but open toed shoes for eternity? Sounds like hell. * - doubledown January 15, 2026, 17:53:51
  - Especially if you’re looking at a knock down of a load bearing wall* - bbonb January 15, 2026, 18:05:13
    - Have you eaten your savior recently? It gives you some sort of strength, I guess. - complainant January 15, 2026, 18:11:55
      - Oh, and you're supposed to tell a homosexual pedophile how often you mastubate.* - complainant January 15, 2026, 18:13:13
Theo's best friend was named Cockroach. He was anything but logical.* - Sammich January 15, 2026, 17:48:46
- Theo Logian?* - Stu January 15, 2026, 17:49:58
  - He don’t know nothin’ about my soul * - ATL January 15, 2026, 18:20:01
Shoes are optional* - timmer January 15, 2026, 17:45:56

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