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I have a theological question

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 17:45:24

When I escape this mortal coil and pass on to the next plane, assuming I somehow gain entrance through the Pearly Gates, will I have to wear rubbers?

I hate rubbers

This assumes we all enter Heaven at Jesus’ age and are accordingly active for that age

Good news, you get to raw dog it *

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 18:52:36, in reply to "I have a theological question "

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

I’m not sure my question is being taken seriously*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 18:21:05, in reply to "I have a theological question "

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I'm not replying seriously to someone who claimed to have ridden a dolphin through the Panama Canal*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 20:44:03, in reply to "I’m not sure my question is being taken seriously*"

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You should have posted in the Religious thread for the week of January 12th*

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 18:31:21, in reply to "I’m not sure my question is being taken seriously*"

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The way you are, it's not your fault, you knew that
The way we were, so young and caught up in it

but not the one started by jjlocke*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 18:37:03, in reply to "You should have posted in the Religious thread for the week of January 12th*"

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I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

If you want people to think you're sincere, wear a torture/execution device around your neck.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 18:25:44, in reply to "I’m not sure my question is being taken seriously*"

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Everyone up there wears sandals

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 17:48:52, in reply to "I have a theological question "

It’s one of the laws of Moses. Have you ever even been to church?

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Nothing but open toed shoes for eternity? Sounds like hell. *

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 17:53:51, in reply to "Everyone up there wears sandals"

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It’s one of the laws of Moses. Have you ever even been to church?

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Especially if you’re looking at a knock down of a load bearing wall*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 18:05:13, in reply to "Nothing but open toed shoes for eternity? Sounds like hell. *"

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It’s one of the laws of Moses. Have you ever even been to church?

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Have you eaten your savior recently? It gives you some sort of strength, I guess.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 18:11:55, in reply to "Especially if you’re looking at a knock down of a load bearing wall*"

Sometimes they let you drink his blood, too.

Oh, and you're supposed to tell a homosexual pedophile how often you mastubate.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 18:13:13, in reply to "Have you eaten your savior recently? It gives you some sort of strength, I guess."

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Sometimes they let you drink his blood, too.

Theo's best friend was named Cockroach. He was anything but logical.*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 17:48:46, in reply to "I have a theological question "

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Theo Logian?*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 17:49:58, in reply to "Theo's best friend was named Cockroach. He was anything but logical.*"

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He don’t know nothin’ about my soul *

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 18:20:01, in reply to "Theo Logian?*"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Shoes are optional*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 15, 2026, 17:45:56, in reply to "I have a theological question "

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(for rent)

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