The Deuce: You only get dementia from alcohol if you drink sours and farmhouse ales. Otherwise, all good.

Does anyone else worry that if they strain too hard to poop while their bladder is full… - Stu January 16, 2026, 11:14:51

I can't believe no one has pointed this out yet. - complainant January 16, 2026, 21:59:39
Do you want to hear how I learned not to eat the shells of the sunflower seeds?* - ibdoc January 16, 2026, 16:58:37
- Did they clog up your bladder?* - Stu January 16, 2026, 20:50:05
- Dark Knight first draft?* - Sammich January 16, 2026, 17:05:50
Thanks for the weird thread, Stu, I've been meaning to ask the old dudes here about winter dribbling - RVA January 16, 2026, 16:32:50
- that's a piss dot right there - Sammich January 16, 2026, 16:39:34
  - Those ain't piss dots! Those pants come like that - KingTalkyTiki January 16, 2026, 16:56:01
- Wut?* - Stu January 16, 2026, 16:36:38
I worry more about a future where I start leaking involuntarily* - Potomac January 16, 2026, 16:05:08
- in some ways better than voluntarily* - memyselfandillini January 16, 2026, 20:29:08
- Which hole?* - ibdoc January 16, 2026, 16:59:16
- better cut back on the gerbils* - assassin January 16, 2026, 16:35:08
Why wouldn't you pee first?* - Quiz January 16, 2026, 15:13:24
- Yeah, I didn't even know that was an option.* - Chuck Woodaby January 16, 2026, 17:05:53
maybe if your diet was better, you wouldn't need to strain so hard* - Sammich January 16, 2026, 11:23:53
- I hear beer helps a lot with that. - Kajagoogoo January 16, 2026, 16:06:20
  - Because the dementia makes you forget what a bladder is?* - Stu January 16, 2026, 16:21:57
    - You only get dementia from alcohol if you drink sours and farmhouse ales. Otherwise, all good. - Kajagoogoo January 16, 2026, 16:37:20
No* - DocWalk20 January 16, 2026, 11:16:30
- I bet ERs are full of exploding bladders* - Stu January 16, 2026, 11:21:09

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