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Does anyone else worry that if they strain too hard to poop while their bladder is full…

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 11:14:51

That it will explode?

I can't believe no one has pointed this out yet.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 21:59:39, in reply to "Does anyone else worry that if they strain too hard to poop while their bladder is full…"

Probably.

Do you want to hear how I learned not to eat the shells of the sunflower seeds?*

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 16:58:37, in reply to "Does anyone else worry that if they strain too hard to poop while their bladder is full…"

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That it will explode?

Did they clog up your bladder?*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 20:50:05, in reply to "Do you want to hear how I learned not to eat the shells of the sunflower seeds?*"

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Dark Knight first draft?*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 17:05:50, in reply to "Do you want to hear how I learned not to eat the shells of the sunflower seeds?*"

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That it will explode?

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Thanks for the weird thread, Stu, I've been meaning to ask the old dudes here about winter dribbling

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 16:32:50, in reply to "Does anyone else worry that if they strain too hard to poop while their bladder is full…"

Any good ways to avoid it? Best I've found so far is to dab a little toilet paper--flat, not bunched--when I'd typically be done and that seems to free up the second wave to empty

that's a piss dot right there

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 16:39:34, in reply to "Thanks for the weird thread, Stu, I've been meaning to ask the old dudes here about winter dribbling"

sometimes when I urine, I don't stop it all the way, and it comes out on my clothes

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Those ain't piss dots! Those pants come like that

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 16:56:01, in reply to "that's a piss dot right there"

They're really in style right now.

Even rappers wear them.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Wut?*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 16:36:38, in reply to "Thanks for the weird thread, Stu, I've been meaning to ask the old dudes here about winter dribbling"

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Any good ways to avoid it? Best I've found so far is to dab a little toilet paper--flat, not bunched--when I'd typically be done and that seems to free up the second wave to empty

I worry more about a future where I start leaking involuntarily*

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 16:05:08, in reply to "Does anyone else worry that if they strain too hard to poop while their bladder is full…"

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in some ways better than voluntarily*

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 20:29:08, in reply to "I worry more about a future where I start leaking involuntarily*"

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Which hole?*

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 16:59:16, in reply to "I worry more about a future where I start leaking involuntarily*"

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better cut back on the gerbils*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 16:35:08, in reply to "I worry more about a future where I start leaking involuntarily*"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Why wouldn't you pee first?*

Posted by Quiz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Quiz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 15:13:24, in reply to "Does anyone else worry that if they strain too hard to poop while their bladder is full…"

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Yeah, I didn't even know that was an option.*

Posted by Chuck Woodaby <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chuck+Woodaby' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 17:05:53, in reply to "Why wouldn't you pee first?*"

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maybe if your diet was better, you wouldn't need to strain so hard*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 11:23:53, in reply to "Does anyone else worry that if they strain too hard to poop while their bladder is full…"

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

I hear beer helps a lot with that.

Posted by Kajagoogoo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Kajagoogoo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 16:06:20, in reply to "maybe if your diet was better, you wouldn't need to strain so hard*"

Because the dementia makes you forget what a bladder is?*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 16:21:57, in reply to "I hear beer helps a lot with that."

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You only get dementia from alcohol if you drink sours and farmhouse ales. Otherwise, all good.

Posted by Kajagoogoo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Kajagoogoo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 16:37:20, in reply to "Because the dementia makes you forget what a bladder is?*"

It's science.

No*

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 11:16:30, in reply to "Does anyone else worry that if they strain too hard to poop while their bladder is full…"

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I bet ERs are full of exploding bladders*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on January 16, 2026, 11:21:09, in reply to "No*"

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