At my last one my nurse told me you wouldn't believe how many patients claim
they did the prep, and then it turns out they're full of shit (literally and figuratively).  Previous Message
I was like, "Do you have issues with people not prepping right?"
She told me that very morning she had asked a patient if they had fasted, and the patient was like "Yeah, all I had was an egg sandwich this morning."
When informed that that isn't fasting, the patient responded "But I was hungry!"
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 *stares at gallon jug of colonoscopy prep* - Gene Parmesan March 5, 2026, 8:24:51
- My husband had his colonoscopy a month ago and my 8 year old was telling everyone - GhostofPokeyStixPast March 6, 2026, 14:06:59
- so who,how and what determines which of these beverage/pills are given to one anyway?* - assassin March 5, 2026, 16:58:41
- Unpopular opinion incoming... - EffinIllini March 5, 2026, 16:50:58
- G* - bbonb March 6, 2026, 18:29:02
- My last one, the nurse complemented me on my prep - KingTalkyTiki March 6, 2026, 17:11:37
- Same, except for the Busch Light part….id have asked for a PBR* - TarheelIllini March 6, 2026, 16:18:47
- Wasn't that big a deal for me either. - Chicago1995 March 6, 2026, 16:00:17
- I agree - Sounder March 5, 2026, 19:01:38
- My most recent one they asked me to come in early. - bjl63 March 5, 2026, 17:13:29
- Had my second one back in January. Still did the liquid prep but didn't find it nearly as bad - Blazer March 5, 2026, 15:56:10
- Fingers crossed that you get a clean bill of health!* - OWWDig March 5, 2026, 15:46:45
- Pro Tip. If you don’t have to, don’t do ColoGuard - bjl63 March 5, 2026, 13:33:33
- Backing up what others have already said: The prep is the worst part... - KingTalkyTiki March 5, 2026, 11:13:31
- Good luck Mean Gene. We are getting to that age.* - Warrin'_Illini March 5, 2026, 11:00:27
- Thoughts and prayers for your bunghole.* - SurfTheBoneyard March 5, 2026, 10:49:40
- I got Suprep and it was pretty easy TBH. I didn't mind too much.* - ATL March 5, 2026, 10:21:03
- I feel like I got 2 soda cans of something.
 - tvillini March 5, 2026, 10:16:00
- I understand! You can do it* - Tooldresser March 5, 2026, 9:02:47
- Last week my BIL was partly through his prep when the office canceled* - Potomac March 5, 2026, 8:59:14
- for mine they just had me do dulcolax and miralax mixed in gatorade - bulldogmba March 5, 2026, 8:58:24
- Pinch a nurse's butt when you wake up; blame it on the anesthesia* - Stu March 5, 2026, 8:45:09
- Easily the worst part for me - bjl63 March 5, 2026, 8:41:00
- GoLyte? That's misnamed. That amount is brutal. The two bottles of MagCitrate are a bit easier* - ibdoc March 5, 2026, 8:37:52
- I got the pills. So much better - TarheelIllini March 5, 2026, 8:32:58
- this.* - Ari Gold March 5, 2026, 8:50:25
- it's all worth it tho, when they put you under* - cpsteine March 5, 2026, 8:27:29
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