The Deuce: Or turn into a rabid serial killer*

NCAA Second Weekend Other Games - biclops March 26, 2026, 17:54:06

Not remotely feeling bad for Duke, but wow have they had brutal tournament exits the last 5 years - meanjeans Today, 20:21:44
- Fuck Duke and fuck Scheyer* - opey8 Today, 20:24:30
  - 100% * - meanjeans Today, 20:25:38
ooo - jdl Today, 19:30:21
- Spittin' image, even same colors... - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 20:20:55
- Ooo - Toonces Today, 20:17:28
- Curbtheme.wav-* - assassin Today, 19:35:06
- Bronze it. - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 19:34:24
  - lol, exactly what I thought of as well.* - voiceofreason Today, 19:37:01
I go out and have a hockey game (scored a goal), check the score and HOLY SHIT* - timmer Today, 19:29:27
We would have been +3.5 against Duke. - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 19:06:32
Duke radio broadcast called for a celebration tech against UConn - ATL Today, 19:01:35
- I mean I had that thought, but unless you inbound it into them - assassin Today, 19:05:06
  - Thats absolutely the play there. Get the ball and throw at one of the on court folks * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Today, 19:28:00
Wild looking at the box score from our first game. - illini Today, 19:01:01
- Wagler and Mirk were like 32 minutes combined. Yesterday they were 75.* - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 19:09:47
- That is bonkers.* - gullit Today, 19:04:32
Is uconn better than houston? - apusikam Today, 18:50:02
- In theory we’ll be favored by several points * - meanjeans Today, 19:02:40
- Not on paper, but games aren’t played on paper. - assassin Today, 18:54:08
  - They have the best coach in the country and it isn’t close* - GMAW Today, 18:55:22
- Efficiency wise on the year, no* - snipes824 Today, 18:54:03
- Yes* - Stu Today, 18:51:22
UConn and Arizona will be home teams. We gonna orange the hell out of this place. * - illini Today, 18:46:12
Scheyer is a nepo baby. Hurley is a dick but a real coach.* - nash Today, 18:42:57
- Hurley is a textbook nepo baby. - Sammich Today, 19:19:52
  - OK shitty analogy lol.* - nash Today, 19:23:13
- And Collins is coaching northwestern - apusikam Today, 18:45:56
  - If only he had angelic eyes * - meanjeans Today, 19:03:16
We’re -2.5* - illini21 Today, 18:39:58
- Metrics love us but I’m guessing all the bets will be on UConn and that line will move.* - OB25 Today, 20:19:41
- Wow, I think that line will move to close to even* - RSMBob Today, 18:59:58
- Torkvik says -2.9 with a 62% chance of victory * - biclops Today, 18:44:21
  - Kenpom also 62% but has us by 4* - CanHartlebHireSnider Today, 18:53:27
- Thats an interesting line.* - voiceofreason Today, 18:43:29
- Oh good, "nobody believes in us" UConn* - apusikam Today, 18:43:00
  - Fuck them, we are the danger * - meanjeans Today, 20:28:00
Where are the Illinois seats in Indy? - cpsteine Today, 18:39:40
- You mean Undyinapolis?* - NastyBoyd Today, 18:50:47
How do we match up vs UCONN ? * - rozoben Today, 18:38:10
- they're 131st nationally in 3pt%* - Poldark Today, 18:43:55
  - ahh so we should expect them to light it up behind the arc* - rozoben Today, 18:57:18
On Mt Rushmore of tourney blunders no? With Webber’s time out?* - nash Today, 18:35:29
- houston trying to stall out the nc state game - apusikam Today, 18:44:45
- Some idiot friend called me. What happened?* - Stu Today, 18:40:05
  - Up 2 with 10 left, Duke tried to advance over the timeline instead of just being fouled - assassin Today, 18:42:08
    - Ah I missed the turnover. Crap* - Stu Today, 18:44:11
- Webber. Fred Brown. Championship game blunders seem more weighty. * - Orangeillini Today, 18:39:10
Duke has lost four games in a calendar year and has had double digit leads in all four - GMAW Today, 18:34:55
- It’s insane to me he has that job but I think he’ll be around for awhile - CanHartlebHireSnider Today, 18:40:01
  - Hard to argue with his recruiting results. - DocWalk20 Today, 18:47:25
    - In-game win probabilities in their last 4 losses: 98.7% (today), 97.8%, 97.5%, and 95.1%* - UIHuskie Today, 18:51:58
Mario Cristobal called the play for Duke* - biclops Today, 18:34:51
Hopefully nobody punched any of Duke’s assistants in the face during that quasi court storm!* - Ron McDon Today, 18:31:29
Jon Scheyer, welcome to the hot seat!* - Mrap24 Today, 18:30:36
- If Siena had a 6th guy, they probably would have went out in Round 1* - illini222 Today, 18:32:37
at what point does scheyer start taking some heat after the last 2 years? wow.* - Ari Gold Today, 18:30:11
- 10 minutes ago.* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 18:31:10
Ooof - jdl Today, 18:30:03
What a horrible decision from Boozer. Feel for him. He will regret that one forever * - MC Today, 18:29:55
- Better Boozer shouldn’t have given the ball to Sarr either. * - assassin Today, 18:44:15
- I’m still stunned he did that. * - uofi1998 Today, 18:30:25
The better matchup on paper, but there’s an aura to UConn I just want no part of - snipes824 Today, 18:29:26
Illinois-UConn, 5:09 Central - UIHuskie Today, 18:28:04
May regret this sentiment but this is the matchup I want.* - nash Today, 18:27:35
So when does our game time come out * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Today, 18:26:01
- 5:09 pm CST on Saturday* - Mrap24 Today, 18:27:55
- Now. 509* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Today, 18:27:46
well, bring on UConn. - IlliniRunner Today, 18:23:39
- We’re a completely different team, bring it* - Blazer Today, 18:26:07
  - Yep. Can’t wait.* - DocWalk20 Today, 18:27:49
  - So are they - jdl Today, 18:27:45
How the fuck do you not just hold the ball and take the FTs?* - VIV Today, 18:23:23
- poorly coached* - Mrap24 Today, 18:30:58
- You're 18/19 years old * - ATL Today, 18:27:48
  - I often feel like teams are too conservative in holding the ball in that situation instead of - DocWalk20 Today, 18:36:30
Lesser of two evils imo* - Stu Today, 18:23:19
- Agreed* - OWWDig Today, 18:26:25
Well that was fucking nuts * - biclops Today, 18:22:49
I can’t believe what I just saw.* - Toonces Today, 18:22:37
OMG OMG OMG * - rozoben Today, 18:22:11
i dont love that the refs immediately stop the game to check the clock - Mrap24 Today, 18:22:02
- Need a rule to require players on the court to stay away from bench / coaches during these situation - DocWalk20 Today, 18:27:21
There was zero reason for Duke to do anything other hold the ball* - CanHartlebHireSnider Today, 18:21:52
- Another data point in Scheyer being a bad coach. * - VIV Today, 18:24:53
- yes. the literally didnt even have to dribble* - Mrap24 Today, 18:23:13
- Complete brain fart * - jdl Today, 18:22:54
Wow. * - harb Today, 18:21:32
Scheyer face! * - jdl Today, 18:21:25
JFC* - ATL Today, 18:21:18
Officially even for Christian Laettner. * - VIV Today, 18:21:13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT* - Blazer Today, 18:21:09
STFU!!!!!!!!!!* - illinilosch Today, 18:21:04
Just hold the ball. * - illini Today, 18:21:01
Good grief that bonehead play* - PapaDels Today, 18:20:53
Holly chit* - Stu Today, 18:20:46
OMG* - snipes824 Today, 18:20:43
Holy shit* - CanHartlebHireSnider Today, 18:20:41
HOW* - assassin Today, 18:20:39
Sweet sassy molassey* - OB25 Today, 18:20:33
ooooohhh my* - Mrap24 Today, 18:20:32
Oh my God* - UIHuskie Today, 18:20:31
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. MARCH MOTHERFUCKING MADNESS * - VIV Today, 18:20:25
WOOWOWOWOQ * - jdl Today, 18:20:15
BRING ON UCONN * - MC Today, 18:20:09
OKG * - MC Today, 18:19:55
total bonehead possession by UCONN* - Mrap24 Today, 18:19:34
- I think you mean Duke* - bjl63 Today, 18:21:06
  - lol* - Mrap24 Today, 18:22:25
What the hell was UConn doing there* - OB25 Today, 18:18:51
- Playing for one shot was a choice* - PapaDels Today, 18:19:50
Used up so much clock there * - jdl Today, 18:18:49
- And lucky/smart to foul by Duke at that point too * - ATL Today, 18:19:52
- And then biffed a FT * - jdl Today, 18:19:20
Don’t love that possession at all from UConn * - MC Today, 18:18:45
About time Caravan made one * - MC Today, 18:15:26
- wow* - rozoben Today, 18:17:17
I was pretty sure Duke was far superior to UConn going in but man I don’t know now. - OB25 Today, 18:12:32
- Buddy you’ve been all over the place on Duke. Are you predicting a W or L * - MC Today, 18:13:19
  - Ha indeed I have. Basically just landing at they’re really good but certainly beatable* - OB25 Today, 18:15:25
ugly offense there by UCONN* - Mrap24 Today, 18:09:34
duke going away from Cam Boozer is interesting* - Mrap24 Today, 18:06:38
- Duke has overwhelming talent, but Scheyer has not been very good as a coach. - VIV Today, 18:13:44
  - I take it back. What is UConn doing in this last :30?* - VIV Today, 18:18:56
- shocking that it worked* - Mrap24 Today, 18:08:07
If Duke blows this after the huge collapse against Houston last year, yikes* - OB25 Today, 18:05:30
- The rest of the players that aren’t Cam aren’t doing anything. * - assassin Today, 18:07:10
Brad needs to come up with a solid strategy. We are easily the weakest of the 4* - rozoben Today, 18:05:02
- If you’re scared get a dog, rozoBOZO.* - Toonces Today, 18:08:01
  - just might have to !! * - rozoben Today, 18:40:23
A wild march madness has appeared * - assassin Today, 18:03:53
Well this is crazy * - biclops Today, 18:03:46
Just watching Hurley exist is terrible * - assassin Today, 18:00:43
Hurley is such a shitbag* - VIV Today, 17:59:53
Khamenia butthole* - VIV Today, 17:57:54
Duke played a near perfect 1st half and UConn is 1-16 from three. But it’s a 7 point game.* - OB25 Today, 17:43:17
- Boozer is allowed to be as physical as he wants to be* - OB25 Today, 17:55:12
- Clank* - assassin Today, 17:51:25
Real UConn coming out* - Stu Today, 17:42:42
UConn hello me not dead? * - illini Today, 17:42:13
Boozer definitely gets a bit of the Sean May whistle. I’m sure our fans will take that in stride* - OB25 Today, 17:39:47
So the FF will be the top 4 Kenpom teams and the dropoff from 3 to 4 (us) is 3 pts * - biclops Today, 16:54:20
- It’s also the top 3 defenses * - biclops Today, 16:55:41
  - Embrace debate - I don’t the KenPom rankings should keep getting updated for tourney games - OB25 Today, 18:03:20
    - I mean there are date stamps on each rating / ranking, no?* - DocWalk20 Today, 18:38:22
These other E8 games aren’t giving me a ton of confidence * - biclops Today, 16:46:58
- We will have more losses than the remaining teams combined - opey8 Today, 16:48:04
Hurley is such an unlikable asshole* - opey8 Today, 16:42:40
- He looks like he’s ready to cry.* - Toonces Today, 16:47:08
  - Or turn into a rabid serial killer* - illinilosch Today, 18:05:37
Duke killing UConn double team of Cameron Boozer - Poldark Today, 16:42:22
- UCONNs offense is ass* - Mrap24 Today, 16:48:35
Duke looks like a fucking wagon.* - Toonces Today, 16:42:15
Well bring on Duke * - MC Today, 16:38:29
How is Foster even playing * - MC Today, 16:22:34
Duke runs great offense. Definitely think we’d have a much better chance against UConn* - OB25 Today, 16:16:46
- What a clinic. I take back my Friday comment about them not being that scary.* - OB25 Today, 16:39:06
Anyone see an early Zona Mich line?* - bucktownillini Today, 15:43:38
- gotta be Michigan/Arizona as the late game right? It's an incredible matchup.* - Orangeillini Today, 15:51:00
- Michigan -1.5* - Poldark Today, 15:46:37
Morez is psycho. Go Zona* - oskeewowza Today, 15:43:30
Imagine how good this Michigan team would be if they didn’t all hate each other* - OB25 Today, 15:33:17
- Imagine how good we would be if we played our PG who is better than Braden Smith* - Ron McDon Today, 15:45:25
- I hate them enough for everyone. Go Cats.* - Toonces Today, 15:40:41
I think we can beat Duke/Uconn. I don’t want to say what I think happens vs Mich/AZ - MC Today, 15:31:20
- When we lost to Michigan earlier this year, it felt like they would win 8 out of 10 against us. - Orangeillini Today, 15:50:15
- Gotta hit all your threes and pray* - assassin Today, 15:36:37
Wonder if Laxel will be a prick in the postgame presser again about the age of the competition? * - illini Today, 15:29:18
Am I the only one that prefers Duke over UCONN or do I have PTSD?* - gullit Today, 15:23:54
- I want Duke to win because Danny Hurley is a giant prolapsed anus* - IlliniRunner Today, 15:30:21
Goon it up, Tennessee. Someone trip Yaxel please.* - Toonces Today, 14:55:35
Morez doing something stupid and getting suspended for the Final Four would be *chefs kiss** - Ron McDon Today, 14:55:00
Stay classy Michigan* - illini222 Today, 14:54:29
Now officially a dickwhipping.* - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 14:54:05
People saying we had an easy route to the FF, I give you Michigan.* - Toonces Today, 14:10:19
- Meh. We beat who we had to. Houston was a tough draw. * - harb Today, 14:22:03
  - I’m just saying we aren’t the only ones who had a good draw. Alabama and ISI were missing - Toonces Today, 14:31:44
  - Houston in Houston. Anybody who discounts that can eat a full plate of dicks.* - Chuck Woodaby Today, 14:27:52
    - True story. * - harb Today, 14:28:49
Warm up the plane Vols.* - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 14:00:10
I’ve seen enough. Michigan wins this by 15+* - voiceofreason Today, 13:49:13
- I was gonna say 30* - assassin Today, 13:57:59
  - Avalanche * - assassin Today, 13:59:22
    - UConn’d alert.* - voiceofreason Today, 14:00:14
If Morez is allowed to travel and obliterate guys on the block, uh. * - assassin Today, 13:42:36
- Er and that’s goaltending. This game is too much for these refs. * - assassin Today, 13:44:22
  - How do they not even look at that? Are these B1G refs?* - voiceofreason Today, 13:49:57
    - would you be shocked if I told you that high knees was one of the officials?* - Illiniphil Today, 14:21:27
    - That was the second one they’ve missed this half that were obvious in real time. * - assassin Today, 13:58:25
      - haha and now they're 0-3!* - assassin Today, 14:13:58
College basketball officiating has really gone backwards again. These games in the 50s and low 60s - voiceofreason Today, 13:35:51
Cmon Tennessee. Would love to see Michigans season end today.* - Toonces Today, 13:29:39
- Would love to see Michigan end today. * - osklister Today, 14:20:11
My view of first bucket: - JeffFrank Today, 13:20:56
I couldn’t believe it’s been 25 years since Zona was in the FF* - TarheelIllini Today, 8:55:56
- Last 2 times the 2 respective schools were there, they beat the other to get there. - uofi1998 Today, 9:54:28
- Coulda swore they made a few since 2001. I was wrong* - illinilosch Today, 9:53:50
- Yeah. I consider them a top tier program.* - SurfTheBoneyard Today, 9:50:33
  - The ends of both the Olson and Miller eras were pretty messy - CanHartlebHireSnider Today, 9:59:54
  - Yeah, a boatload of high seeds will do that…* - uofi1998 Today, 9:54:59
I think I wouldn't hate Purdue winning - opey8 Yesterday, 20:32:49
- Purdue and Michigan losing makes tickets cheaper. * - LovetheChief Yesterday, 20:36:02
  - yup.* - Poldark Yesterday, 22:59:41
Meyer is gonna shoot all the bad shots, huh?* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 20:31:40
i wonder how much tickets are if I walk over at halftime* - assassin Yesterday, 20:29:43
- lol there are so many open seats and they didn't lower them* - assassin Yesterday, 20:31:37
Cluff running the break was an adventure, and he also blatantly traveled* - UIHuskie Yesterday, 20:27:10
I think Purdue wins this* - Stu Yesterday, 20:25:55
Shoot the ball Braden Smith* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 20:21:35
- ooo - jdl Yesterday, 20:27:22
If the F4 is Duke, Iowa, Michigan, Purdue - I'm cheering for an asteroid * - MC Yesterday, 18:22:49
- Armageddon scenario avoided * - biclops Yesterday, 19:51:04
- I won't be participating, thank you. * - Tuscy Yesterday, 19:02:34
Pretty big Elite 8 spreads, all 4 games between -5.5 and -7.5 for the favorites* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 23:58:50
Tennessee, Michigan, UConn, Iowa, Purdue. We’ve played 5 of the other 7 teams* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 27, 2026, 23:48:26
- 3-2* - biclops March 27, 2026, 23:58:13
Games ending at 1:00 AM eastern is fucking nuts* - opossum jenkins March 27, 2026, 23:47:33
- Games ending at 5p Pacific wouldn’t be great either * - assassin March 27, 2026, 23:59:07
Tough with the injury this year, but Iowa State sure did nothing but with this 3-year run* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 23:41:43
- I’d skip Otz if I’m UNC. - bjl63 March 27, 2026, 23:43:27
Lots of rough FT shooting performances in the Sweet 16* - DocWalk20 March 27, 2026, 23:40:38
That last minute they put the ass in classy.* - SurfTheBoneyard March 27, 2026, 23:15:50
Bye bye Izzo * - Ron McDon March 27, 2026, 23:14:13
- I hope the door knocks his ass over on the way out* - OWWDig March 27, 2026, 23:27:01
What was Izzo doing there. Call a TO, get your shooters on the floor* - Blazer March 27, 2026, 23:11:20
- Do they have any? They put Tang in which is probably the closest they have.* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 23:12:28
  - They had one. Maybe those were the best shooters, but after 15 seconds of nothing - Blazer March 27, 2026, 23:13:09
    - Insane to let Fears kill the clock like that. Like he was on the take.* - voiceofreason March 27, 2026, 23:16:03
Someone unplugged Fears controller * - assassin March 27, 2026, 23:10:22
Awful from Fears. * - VIV March 27, 2026, 23:10:11
- Hate to see it.* - voiceofreason March 27, 2026, 23:11:54
- You shouldn’t bust his balls* - biclops March 27, 2026, 23:11:39
  - He should have taken it to the rack* - biclops March 27, 2026, 23:12:05
    - Nuts that he didn’t get a shot off* - biclops March 27, 2026, 23:12:25
      - Really rough trip down the floor that time* - DocWalk20 March 27, 2026, 23:31:54
- Wasted so much time.* - SurfTheBoneyard March 27, 2026, 23:10:38
oh msu* - biclops March 27, 2026, 23:10:10
ISU looks like crap* - Ron McDon March 27, 2026, 23:05:59
(no subject) - OB25 March 27, 2026, 23:01:08
It’s amazing that MSU can score with these lineups that have no shooting threat at all.* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 23:01:07
- Of course Fears drills a 3* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 23:02:39
Fears flop* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 22:59:45
- He probably WOULD have been run over - assassin March 27, 2026, 23:00:34
I can’t stand Izzo. Hurley might be a step further.* - voiceofreason March 27, 2026, 22:56:37
Ian Eagle with a Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper reference. Perfect* - illini21 March 27, 2026, 22:53:29
Sparty missed a bunch of short ones to lose control of this * - assassin March 27, 2026, 22:51:52
- Should dunk more like that. * - assassin March 27, 2026, 22:52:18
Neither of these teams are beating Michigan* - AintHatin March 27, 2026, 22:27:34
arizona looking for their first final four since 2001?? - snipes824 March 27, 2026, 22:27:08
Having experienced it first hand, there’s just something about the culture of the MSU program - GMAW March 27, 2026, 21:50:27
- As a program they'd be significantly better long term if Izzo left ASAP - opey8 March 27, 2026, 21:53:45
  - he wins in March. I agree he feels like a dino and perhaps the game - memyselfandillini March 27, 2026, 22:40:41
- UCONN let them back into the game.* - SurfTheBoneyard March 27, 2026, 21:53:31
Iowa State crowd is either bigger or livelier than the Michigan crowd.* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 21:45:37
An ArtButMakeItSports (cm) - Carl Spackler March 27, 2026, 21:37:40
- Only available on X. Damn. - Kajagoogoo March 27, 2026, 22:27:17
  - If you need to see tweets not showing up like this or view comments to a tweet without logging in - dk March 27, 2026, 23:07:18
Mean lookin stye Izzo has. Also, Carr needs to crash into Hurley when he leans on the court. * - assassin March 27, 2026, 21:32:32
- Get off the fucking court, Hurley* - assassin March 27, 2026, 21:41:02
Well this version of UConn isn’t a team I’d want to run into.* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 21:26:04
- Also, if you took this exact MSU roster and dropped them on Indiana or Ohio State… - OB25 March 27, 2026, 21:33:27
- They are putting it together just like 2 years ago* - Stu March 27, 2026, 21:27:36
Duke-UConn: Who ya got?* - Stu March 27, 2026, 21:20:24
Sparty is getting run off the floor early. * - assassin March 27, 2026, 21:19:01
- MSU is shit without ref assist * - meanjeans March 27, 2026, 21:20:31
  - Yes, with ref assist they might be down only 15* - Stu March 27, 2026, 21:26:41
    - This is glorious * - meanjeans March 27, 2026, 21:27:14
Dusty May is going to UNC right?* - gullit March 27, 2026, 21:00:00
- Just seems crazy to me for him to go there. - CanHartlebHireSnider March 27, 2026, 21:30:39
- No* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 21:13:15
- He shouldn’t. He’s at a better job currently* - Mrap24 March 27, 2026, 21:05:24
  - Yeah Michigan's cupboard is full of national championship trophies.* - gullit March 27, 2026, 21:13:31
    - Timely tweet - jdl March 27, 2026, 21:29:41
    - I don't think that matters in today's environment. You can recruit just fine without it - UofIL6 March 27, 2026, 21:17:12
    - In the year of our Lord 2026 Michigan is a significantly better job than UNC* - opey8 March 27, 2026, 21:16:43
      - Yup. Better league (revenue sharing) and football school money* - WhitmansFolly March 27, 2026, 21:26:41
      - Suddenly rhe UNC gig is a ton of pressure at program that is not elite in terms of resources * - meanjeans March 27, 2026, 21:22:53
- Is there a reason for him to leave UM?* - UofIL6 March 27, 2026, 21:01:12
LOL at random pizza shot* - Carl Spackler March 27, 2026, 20:33:51
- Delicious United Center pizza, a Chicago staple* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 20:45:41
  - It’s not still Connie’s, is it?* - assassin March 27, 2026, 21:08:09
    - That’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time * - meanjeans March 27, 2026, 21:33:00
    - Can’t say I’ve ever bothered to find out.* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 21:14:20
Bama just can’t throw it in the ocean this half.* - DocWalk20 March 27, 2026, 20:32:09
Stay classy Carlos* - illini222 March 27, 2026, 20:25:52
Morez has blown at least three bunnies tonight* - DocWalk20 March 27, 2026, 20:25:29
- His post moves are.....lacking * - jdl March 27, 2026, 20:30:54
Michigan running Alabama out of the gym now. Fuck this. - Kajagoogoo March 27, 2026, 20:20:33
- 10 is running them out of the gym?* - DocWalk20 March 27, 2026, 20:25:51
  - They’re winning the second half by 12 … already. - Kajagoogoo March 27, 2026, 20:32:07
    - Got it. I didn’t see the first 5-6 minutes of the half. And a 10 point margin seemed not too large. - DocWalk20 March 27, 2026, 20:35:33
Don’t think there’s any stopping Michigan * - assassin March 27, 2026, 20:20:21
A clinic in how not to foul. Works out.* - Carl Spackler March 27, 2026, 20:18:05
- And again! Don’t foul the 55% FT shooter and let the 86% FT shooter get the ball.* - Carl Spackler March 27, 2026, 20:20:30
Wow how the hell did he not foul him. What a wasted opportunity* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 20:16:23
- Also how the hell did that look like “trying to foul”* - Carl Spackler March 27, 2026, 20:17:05
So dumb. Huge missed opportunity to foul.* - Carl Spackler March 27, 2026, 20:15:59
- Botoxed Pitino is creepy looking* - HeatMizer March 27, 2026, 20:16:43
Duke/SJU is a rock fight. - Illiniphil March 27, 2026, 20:13:43
- Duke is physical in the way that people imagined that this year’s Houston team was* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 20:14:28
lol in fairness to Duke, I don’t know how you “don’t foul” any better than that. Perfect defense - meanjeans March 27, 2026, 20:06:33
- Boozer gets all the calls.* - gullit March 27, 2026, 20:07:58
Alright, refs give it back, that was a charge* - Carl Spackler March 27, 2026, 20:05:40
Hoo what a sequence * - assassin March 27, 2026, 20:05:12
St John’s shot selection has been woof in this Duke run* - Carl Spackler March 27, 2026, 20:04:36
Duke shooting FTs like us* - UofIL6 March 27, 2026, 20:04:00
LOL. Stripes coming out to back Duke* - Carl Spackler March 27, 2026, 20:01:45
- Only a matter of time.* - gullit March 27, 2026, 20:02:21
All four of these teams playing now are really good.* - gullit March 27, 2026, 19:56:34
Did they intentionally delay the second game tonight? Much better spacing* - John Coctostan March 27, 2026, 19:53:41
- They did last night too, there were just endless reviews in the Purdue game. - OB25 March 27, 2026, 19:57:08
  - And almost no fouls called in the Iowa/Nebraska game* - DocWalk20 March 27, 2026, 19:58:35
Nothing like a good schadenfreude night tonight... - SurfTheBoneyard March 27, 2026, 19:47:38
What an awful close to the first half for Michigan. #hatetoseeit* - DocWalk20 March 27, 2026, 19:44:07
- Mara is flummoxed by the Alabama style of play* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 19:45:56
Bama and Michigan are letting it fly * - assassin March 27, 2026, 19:17:15
- Bama is very good at baiting you into playing their pace/game* - John Coctostan March 27, 2026, 19:21:13
  - Michigan is also top 25 tempo, so they don’t mind this either. * - assassin March 27, 2026, 19:28:44
    - Eh, they seem sped up to me* - John Coctostan March 27, 2026, 19:42:43
      - Couple more turnovers than they’d like, but they’re not defending. * - assassin March 27, 2026, 19:46:36
St. John’s shooting themselves into this* - gvibes March 27, 2026, 19:05:40
- killshot* - memyselfandillini March 27, 2026, 19:42:05
A post I’ll surely regret, but duke just doesn’t scare me right now. - John Coctostan March 27, 2026, 18:34:07
- AZ is probably the best in the field* - bbonb March 27, 2026, 19:02:37
Especially with their injuries, Duke just does not look particularly scary. - OB25 March 27, 2026, 18:33:47
- St. John’s even less scary though. Just not enough guys that can make shots* - OB25 March 27, 2026, 18:51:16
  - They’re a homeless man’s Houston* - John Coctostan March 27, 2026, 18:53:46
This Duke/St John’s game rough. Very physical* - WhitmansFolly March 27, 2026, 18:30:55
- d1 vs d7 in kenpom. slop em up* - assassin March 27, 2026, 18:34:27
  - Now that you mention it, I’m significantly more impressed with our d21 defense than Houston’s d4 - meanjeans March 27, 2026, 19:09:34
Ngongba showing us that making free throws in the S16 is no bargain - OrangeSox March 27, 2026, 18:24:04
ooo - jdl March 27, 2026, 15:09:58
- Five Oups* - bbonb March 27, 2026, 19:11:02
- The nameplates above the lockers are some interesting AI slop* - DocWalk20 March 27, 2026, 15:12:43
  - 4 players whose last names start “Pal”? What are the odds?* - bbonb March 27, 2026, 19:08:53
  - And the second brown bag* - TarheelIllini March 27, 2026, 18:28:23
  - Walk-on area of the Knebraska football locker room. * - osklister March 27, 2026, 15:22:36
  - lol that's hilarious* - Orangeillini March 27, 2026, 15:16:09
    - also look at how many players are drawn in on the left whiteboard lol* - Orangeillini March 27, 2026, 15:29:48
      - At least there are more than 4!* - DocWalk20 March 27, 2026, 16:20:34
        
        Hat tip. (something something "Knebraska math major" something.) - osklister March 27, 2026, 16:39:30
- Opportunities like that don’t Kum & Go very often. * - assassin March 27, 2026, 15:12:07
Not looking ahead (NOT LOOKING AHEAD), but just curious, of the teams remaining, what are your - meanjeans March 27, 2026, 13:58:09
This is going to be a longgggggg day.* - DiamondDazzle March 27, 2026, 12:01:53
- You're gonna win!* - Warrin'_Illini March 27, 2026, 13:51:33
  - From your lips to gods ears!* - DiamondDazzle March 27, 2026, 13:53:19
    - I bet on it. Playing the late game does suck though.* - Warrin'_Illini March 27, 2026, 13:58:33
I think I’m more looking forward to sitting in front of the TV and watching the games tonight… - OB25 March 27, 2026, 11:52:29
- Cmon 5 o'clock.........* - Warrin'_Illini March 27, 2026, 14:03:00
  - I've heard it's five o'clock somewhere.... - osklister March 27, 2026, 15:23:35
- The games after you win are always the best days of the tourney* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 27, 2026, 11:56:45
Anyone going to be at the UC tonight?* - Chicago1995 March 27, 2026, 11:00:09
- I’ll be working it, have credential access* - illini81887 March 27, 2026, 14:05:04
- probably - IlliniSax05 March 27, 2026, 11:08:28
  - Dammit. Hoping I had the place to myself.* - Chicago1995 March 27, 2026, 11:28:00
Go St Johns! Go Alabama!* - shua March 27, 2026, 9:55:19
Maybe Oates should stay at bama. doubt UNC would even entertain this bull shit - John Coctostan March 27, 2026, 9:47:52
- Have you forgotten that UNC created a fake major and academic program for its athletes?* - NastyBoyd March 27, 2026, 9:58:30
Potential silver lining of this Iowa run - will McCollum get poached?* - Herman Blume March 27, 2026, 0:18:50
- I didn't realize he was from Iowa City. Still hope Saturday is the last time he'll coach for them.* - Warrin'_Illini March 27, 2026, 8:49:14
  - Hope Iowa City gets destroyed by a direct hit from a meteor. (Hope I'm not coming off too bitter...) - osklister March 27, 2026, 8:55:55
- Not related to McCollum but UNC insiders are already hinting they may not have a ton of $$$ - CanHartlebHireSnider March 27, 2026, 7:59:21
  - Selling out to become the 33rd NFL team was a bad idea* - bjl63 March 27, 2026, 12:03:27
  - Huh, you'd think all the good vibes from the Mr and Mrs Belechick era would just make it rain. - osklister March 27, 2026, 8:50:18
- UNC could do much much worse* - John Coctostan March 27, 2026, 7:35:16
- I’m not sure any of the open big jobs are looking for his pace.* - JFG March 27, 2026, 1:13:14
- no reason to leave the B1G except for a handful of blue blood jobs* - ECEIllinois March 27, 2026, 1:02:47
  - But 2 of the 4 blue blood jobs might be open. I also think there are levels to this. - OB25 March 27, 2026, 8:42:14
This is the type of petty shit I can get behind - John Coctostan March 26, 2026, 23:40:55
Arkansas doesn’t even pretend to play defense* - OB25 March 26, 2026, 21:44:17
This beta studio crew is bad. Pearl is the best one, and I say that as somebody who hates him * - cpsteine March 26, 2026, 21:03:26
- Mumblin’ Jalen Rose* - Stu March 26, 2026, 21:15:15
not staggering these games more is insane.* - Ari Gold March 26, 2026, 20:59:13
- I hate commercials* - apusikam March 26, 2026, 21:03:49
- Fuking schedule is stupid for these Thursday and Friday night games. * - harb March 26, 2026, 21:00:33
  - After the first 2 days, the schedule is beyond insane* - Mrap24 March 26, 2026, 22:00:34
- with you always...at least for the moment. after the first two days - Nobster March 26, 2026, 21:00:30
- with you always...at least for the moment. after the first two days - Nobster March 26, 2026, 21:00:28
I can’t believe Nebraska pulled the full Brett Melton* - Blazer March 26, 2026, 20:41:12
Just watched Iowa and Purdue get to the Elite 8 and now am watching Bruce Pearl. The vibes are off* - OB25 March 26, 2026, 20:38:58
I SWEAR TO DOG IF IOWA MAKES THE E8 AND WE DON’T I MIGHT NOT SURVIVE * - Kimmerz March 26, 2026, 20:37:51
- Super excited we didn’t have to die!!!1!!* - Jackie March 27, 2026, 8:49:24
- ahhhhhhhh! so happy you are here. so sorry i was a butt!* - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:57:31
- I won’t survive if Iowa beats us to go to final 4.* - LovetheChief March 26, 2026, 20:51:02
- Whoa.* - voiceofreason March 26, 2026, 20:40:57
- Kimmerz!!* - Stu March 26, 2026, 20:40:42
  - Hi Stu!!* - Kimmerz March 26, 2026, 20:44:44
- DYNAMITE drop in* - Blazer March 26, 2026, 20:40:20
  - This is the only place I can put this where people will get it! - Kimmerz March 26, 2026, 20:43:06
    - wow. that's some life shit. unrelated, i miss dumple* - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:58:52
      - RIP. And Tank is six feet tall and decidedly not a Tank. - Kimmerz March 26, 2026, 21:03:39
        
        lanky! i was 4'10" and 89 lbs as a hs freshman. 5'10" and 125. two years later, 6'2" 180 - Nobster March 27, 2026, 9:01:33
    - Tell me, do you hate it as much as I do when the team plays on your/our birthday? - Blazer March 26, 2026, 20:45:58
      - Same! Though it’s fine as long as we win, haha. * - Kimmerz March 26, 2026, 20:47:25
I would have put a bit more pressure on…make them take some time getting up court - OWWDig March 26, 2026, 20:36:48
McCullom abused fred down the stretch.* - Mrap24 March 26, 2026, 20:36:32
Deserve ain’t got nothin to do with it* - John Coctostan March 26, 2026, 20:35:03
Bruce Pearl talking about his time in Iowa. * - biclops March 26, 2026, 20:34:48
- Yeah that just hit me - jdl March 26, 2026, 20:36:43
- I want to puke. It would be ok if he had a heart attack live on TV* - LeatherneckIllini March 26, 2026, 20:36:07
I wanted Texas to beat those punks.* - TarheelIllini March 26, 2026, 20:34:21
Purdue losing on a hook and hold review would be so funny* - jdl March 26, 2026, 20:34:11
blatant push off too!* - Ari Gold March 26, 2026, 20:33:38
- looked pretty obvious on the replay. but they should've had a .5 chance to shoot a couple minutes - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:35:09
- looked pretty obvious on the replay. but they should've had a .5 chance to shoot a couple minutes - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:35:06
- Big time.* - gullit March 26, 2026, 20:34:10
TKR over the back on the game winning tip in? Jeesh, dude. Box out* - DocWalk20 March 26, 2026, 20:33:18
Fuck. Well, I'd be thrilled to face Purdue in the championship so I guess this is fine * - meanjeans March 26, 2026, 20:32:55
- 100 percent. with you always - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:33:51
What a game* - John Coctostan March 26, 2026, 20:32:47
Groce* - Ron McDon March 26, 2026, 20:32:42
Weak call but deserved after the shit Cluff and TKR were pulling all night.* - OB25 March 26, 2026, 20:30:47
cluff you absolute moron* - snipes824 March 26, 2026, 20:30:33
any chance wagler gets that call?* - Ari Gold March 26, 2026, 20:30:29
- no. rhetorical nature noted* - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:31:35
Keep your arms up you idiot lol * - assassin March 26, 2026, 20:30:12
- Or just foul well before that* - DocWalk20 March 26, 2026, 20:30:46
- or literally run away from him* - jdl March 26, 2026, 20:30:36
  - Seriously. Get out of the way * - assassin March 26, 2026, 20:31:23
Wtf are you doing cluff* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 26, 2026, 20:30:09
Holy shit, Purdue.* - DocWalk20 March 26, 2026, 20:29:54
- lololololololol* - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:30:45
cam heide was at PU last year, right?* - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:27:14
- Yep* - assassin March 26, 2026, 20:27:32
  - too bad he's out. could be the funniest thing if he hit the winner* - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:28:57
Fuck, iowa* - apusikam March 26, 2026, 20:26:49
- hillario that that game finished first* - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:27:50
  - Played the second half in like 40 mins* - John Coctostan March 26, 2026, 20:28:22
    - neither team fouls, so that tracks* - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:29:28
Holy crap. BEAT HOUSTON.* - Orangeillini March 26, 2026, 20:25:26
- 14, 11, 2,9. Beat Houston and ill not complain about our draw for like 2 years* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 26, 2026, 20:27:15
  - i will sign that petition* - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:33:04
  - God hates us - apusikam March 26, 2026, 20:29:11
I hate this so much * - biclops March 26, 2026, 20:25:19
- I think I’d probably kill myself if we lose to Iowa on Saturday * - illini21 March 26, 2026, 20:29:42
  - Let's think about winning tonight before we worry about that * - opey8 March 26, 2026, 20:34:13
  - and that's it * - meanjeans March 26, 2026, 20:30:58
- Yep* - opossum jenkins March 26, 2026, 20:28:36
- Yes. First Indiana football now this. Torture. * - illini March 26, 2026, 20:27:30
  - I live in Nebraska. I’ll take this.* - WhitmansFolly March 26, 2026, 20:29:03
- This is a good thing. Iowa lost to Penn State and Maryland. They're a 9 seed. Two years ago - meanjeans March 26, 2026, 20:27:17
  - But their head coach is something like 36-6 in post season games * - jdl March 26, 2026, 20:28:55
    - In division II, who cares * - meanjeans March 26, 2026, 20:31:48
- Yeah. Ask me again in three hours. * - assassin March 26, 2026, 20:27:04
Iowa still stinks but huge pants shitting by neb* - John Coctostan March 26, 2026, 20:25:05
Haven't caught much of the neb game but mast has been awful, no?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 26, 2026, 20:24:08
- From what I have seen, yes.* - DocWalk20 March 26, 2026, 20:26:01
Huskers are cooked. Beat Houston* - opey8 March 26, 2026, 20:23:58
Ugh Iowa* - Stu March 26, 2026, 20:23:40
Braden taking over* - GMAW March 26, 2026, 20:23:16
Huskers only had 4 guys on the floor. HOW.* - Orangeillini March 26, 2026, 20:23:15
- coach of the year!* - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:25:14
4 on the floor?* - John Coctostan March 26, 2026, 20:23:06
- Unbelievable* - Blazer March 26, 2026, 20:24:37
  - it really is.* - Ari Gold March 26, 2026, 20:28:31
lol* - shua March 26, 2026, 20:22:37
Fuck Iowa. * - illini March 26, 2026, 20:22:33
It’s a damn travesty these are down to the wire at the same time. NCAA should institute an admin TO - John Coctostan March 26, 2026, 20:21:28
- In the offseason, teach refs how to do timely reviews* - Potomac March 26, 2026, 20:25:29
Lol that fouls are 2-1 with 2:30 left in Iowa Nebraska * - meanjeans March 26, 2026, 20:19:37
Warrens’ brother might throw a chair thru the cruise window if Purdue loses* - Mrap24 March 26, 2026, 20:19:25
Weird YTTV thing - if in multiview, I’m like a solid 7 seconds ahead of when watching just one game - John Coctostan March 26, 2026, 20:18:39
- yeah, definitely a delay if you switch to one screen * - jdl March 26, 2026, 20:20:05
Purdue hosed.* - Toonces March 26, 2026, 20:17:41
- Rooting for Purdue? That’s disgusting. - Kajagoogoo March 26, 2026, 20:22:02
Again, get the fuck on with it. No review should take this fucking long - IlliniSax05 March 26, 2026, 20:16:36
lining up for both games to end at the same time. thanks NCAA!* - Orangeillini March 26, 2026, 20:16:01
- Only calling 3 fouls in the 2nd half certainly speeds up a game* - illini222 March 26, 2026, 20:19:31
- These dimwit refs are slow thinkers* - Potomac March 26, 2026, 20:17:23
- UFI/UNL game may finish first * - jdl March 26, 2026, 20:16:34
tx big man should've got foul #5 on that one* - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:15:39
- also, the call wasn't "oob on PU" it was shot clock violation - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:16:41
- also, the call wasn't "oob on PU" it was shot clock violation - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:16:37
i will always appreciate that b. smith erased b. hurley from the top of the a list* - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:08:12
Remember when Vokeitaitis and his friend Wyatt made that woman with their computer?* - Herman Blume March 26, 2026, 20:07:38
- do you still have your jock strap hat?* - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:08:52
- do you sitll have your jock strap hat?* - Nobster March 26, 2026, 20:08:46
This mark performance is the fear every game. Career 32% from 3. Never made more than 4 in a game - John Coctostan March 26, 2026, 20:07:24
TKR is the worst. Why reward this nonsense?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 26, 2026, 20:05:32
Purdue in trouble.* - Toonces March 26, 2026, 20:05:17
- Not if the refs and Texas’ inability to not bite on pump fakes have anything to say about it* - DocWalk20 March 26, 2026, 20:06:57
TKR is just the worst* - Ron McDon March 26, 2026, 20:04:51
Why Purdue gets a golden whistle I will never, ever, ever understand. Why? - meanjeans March 26, 2026, 20:00:25
- They have that hustle dork vibe refs love.* - Toonces March 26, 2026, 20:07:05
  - We have as many white guys as anybody. Why don't we get hustle dork calls? Too tall? * - meanjeans March 26, 2026, 20:12:22
- Underwood needs to bring in a specialist to teach flailing and flopping * - jdl March 26, 2026, 20:05:39
I do not like that Ben McCollum is this good at this. Not one bit. * - illini March 26, 2026, 19:55:23
if you take out the game vs Queens, Braden Smith has made 5 of his last 34 3PA * - jdl March 26, 2026, 19:55:21
TX is a weird team. They got some dudes. And a couple good wins. But the overall - John Coctostan March 26, 2026, 19:54:03
- Their shot selection is so bad * - assassin March 26, 2026, 20:06:07
I’m not scared of either of these teams, I just don’t want either to be happy - Blazer March 26, 2026, 19:47:02
- I truly don't know how to feel. I've been happy when Iowa has made shots, I've been happy when - meanjeans March 26, 2026, 19:52:32
- Seems like it's inevitably going to OT - jdl March 26, 2026, 19:52:05
Rims in Houston are clanky* - biclops March 26, 2026, 19:46:46
- Was just thinking the same* - Blazer March 26, 2026, 19:47:21
I really despise this Purdue roster* - OB25 March 26, 2026, 19:46:13
- Cox seems alright - biclops March 26, 2026, 19:48:30
Purdue post player gets another induced whistle* - DocWalk20 March 26, 2026, 19:45:39
*flails wildly* * - biclops March 26, 2026, 19:40:55
- *calls cheap foul on TX** - DocWalk20 March 26, 2026, 19:42:09
Heide haunting?* - DocWalk20 March 26, 2026, 19:36:35
ooo - biclops March 26, 2026, 19:31:31
- ooo - Blazer March 26, 2026, 19:36:02
  - many people are saying it* - biclops March 26, 2026, 19:39:23
TKR is a punk* - DocWalk20 March 26, 2026, 19:27:17
- Would be a deserved hook and hold* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 26, 2026, 19:31:28
  - Should have been. WTH?!* - DocWalk20 March 26, 2026, 19:32:49
    - Hook and holds were everywhere earlier this season. However…. - bjl63 March 26, 2026, 19:39:54
      - True. That stretch of history probably clouded my expectations here.* - DocWalk20 March 26, 2026, 19:44:14
    - What exactly is the defender supposed to do there?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 26, 2026, 19:33:54
      - maybe it was just the hook but no hold - jdl March 26, 2026, 19:35:39
        
        ooo - biclops March 26, 2026, 19:39:03
      - Apparently relax and try to enjoy it?* - DocWalk20 March 26, 2026, 19:34:36
- Seems like the refs love that dumb shit. They reward TKR’s and Fears’ bullshit all the time. - Kajagoogoo March 26, 2026, 19:29:09
  - Just rewarded him doubly hooking arms while posting. Good appeal by Miller* - DocWalk20 March 26, 2026, 19:31:40
- Hes flopping all over* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 26, 2026, 19:28:59
- Hate the way he plays the game * - jdl March 26, 2026, 19:28:34
Fucking hell with these reviews - IlliniSax05 March 26, 2026, 19:24:33
Mast was pretty awful the last several minutes of the first half. * - DocWalk20 March 26, 2026, 19:21:23
A lot of empty seats. I assume Houston fans bought those tickets* - ECEIllinois March 26, 2026, 19:15:01
- looks like some orange filling in behind the Iowa bench* - Orangeillini March 26, 2026, 19:18:37
  - The empty sections are the allotted sections for us and Houston. - OB25 March 26, 2026, 19:21:35
Iowa stinks* - John Coctostan March 26, 2026, 19:04:50
- only down by 3 at half. really weathered Nebraska's great start* - Orangeillini March 26, 2026, 19:19:39
- 2 point game now!* - ECEIllinois March 26, 2026, 19:15:15
- Nebraska is just a better version of them, so it'll ebb and flow* - assassin March 26, 2026, 19:06:30
If that’s not a flagrant, there are no flagrants* - GMAW March 26, 2026, 18:50:19
- Yep* - PapaDels March 26, 2026, 18:50:50
Huskers flyin* - assassin March 26, 2026, 18:37:00
- burning karma like there’s no tomorrow + - memyselfandillini March 26, 2026, 18:51:39
Is the sound mix on the PUR/TX game off for anyone else? - biclops March 26, 2026, 18:16:05
- The ref's mic mix has a little feedback - jdl March 26, 2026, 18:51:37
  - I switched my audio over to the dulcet tones of Robbie Hummel* - biclops March 26, 2026, 18:55:47
Lying scumbag Bruce Pearl - jdl March 26, 2026, 18:03:36
- ^^cannot be said enough^^ - osklister March 27, 2026, 8:51:45
- there’s 40 jobs we would have left Auburn for in a heartbeat - memyselfandillini March 26, 2026, 18:53:29
- He’s right! He had no loyalty to Auburn* - GMAW March 26, 2026, 18:11:44
- Do you think he is aware of what a piece of shit he is, or is he oblivious?* - uofi1998 March 26, 2026, 18:10:40
  - He’s a MAGAn so i’l assume he’s oblivious - bjl63 March 26, 2026, 18:57:22
  - He knows and revels in it* - Ron McDon March 26, 2026, 18:19:42
    - ^^this^^ - osklister March 26, 2026, 19:30:19
Oh crap, I should probably be rooting for Iowa again tonight* - Orangeillini March 26, 2026, 18:01:28

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