The Deuce: all the Jacked Donald AI pics and videos are poisoning our minds*

May the 4th be with this political thread - timmer May 4, 2026, 6:50:54

Excerpts from John Roberts' high school English essays - larue33 Today, 8:12:37
Fred Mertz is really, really unpopular in Germany* - Stu Today, 6:32:48
- a nation of Vivian Vances* - Sammich Today, 8:16:25
Little Marco gave the pope a crystal football? - ATL Yesterday, 18:51:19
- shoulda spiked it* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 21:34:27
Seems both sides fired at each other in the strait and then did the spiderman meme - UofIL6 Yesterday, 17:02:05
Tennessee Republicans vote to break up congressional district in Memphis - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 14:48:12
- Let's do it, JB! - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 16:33:29
- wut?* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 15:32:17
  - When your life's mission is apparently to gut the Voting Rights Act - Chicago1995 Yesterday, 15:33:57
    - I don't know if he's racist.... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 16:40:17
      - Nit - *potential to benefit from it - RVA Yesterday, 17:51:50
        
        Preach brother, preach* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 20:00:41
    - I don't like Roberts but the race to the bottom has already begun. Nobody should - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 16:29:30
- He might not be a racist. But he's definitely a coward. * - doubledown Yesterday, 15:07:05
  - If he's aware of criticism, he's not living in a Fox News bubble. - complainant Yesterday, 15:55:02
    - I mean he seems aware... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 16:38:57
- I'm glad someone is finally standing up for Roger Taney.* - complainant Yesterday, 15:04:15
- I've never felt like Roberts was anything other than ill-equipped for the job. - tvillini Yesterday, 14:54:45
  - he’s sneaky as fuck.* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 21:36:07
  - There haven't been many nominees more qualifed than Roberts. - Chicago1995 Yesterday, 15:35:10
    - I agree with this. - larue33 Yesterday, 15:50:13
      - More than just fine. This is part of the Brooks Brothers Riot project.* - ATL Yesterday, 16:14:29
        
        throw back a can of hard seltzer* - Sammich Yesterday, 16:16:23
Trump is three hours late for an on-camera meeting with the President of Brazil - ATL Yesterday, 13:20:33
- Trump saw the name and thought it was a woman* - Sammich Yesterday, 13:25:37
- dotz - Sounder Yesterday, 13:25:25
- hmm, hopefully it's something serious!* - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 13:21:42
This guy should run for Mayor or something (seriously) - ATL Yesterday, 12:07:03
Sean Duffy turns into a Democrat over the course of this quote - ATL Yesterday, 10:27:20
- "Cabinet secretary finally starts to understand how the real word works... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:17:36
- I’m not sure “interesting” is the best adjective he could have chosen* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 10:52:01
- Ricochet? * - doubledown Yesterday, 10:51:13
- The gears in his head turning so slowly trying to comprehend the exploitation of citizens - OrangeSox Yesterday, 10:49:36
- "Now, I'm just a simple country Cabinet Secretary, so maybe I don't understand... - Sammich Yesterday, 10:47:47
Craps - ATL Yesterday, 5:54:11
- even back-doored Little Joe* - Sammich Yesterday, 8:06:34
The price we should all play for our freedom is…not having phones anymore? - OB25 May 6, 2026, 21:53:11
- Clay is so dumb that even other dumb people think he’s dumb. * - doubledown Yesterday, 9:06:42
Saudi's pulled the plug on Project Freedom? - larue33 May 6, 2026, 19:56:47
- Are you telling me Kushner didn't get the agreements done? * - ghost_of_clt Yesterday, 8:51:33
- What a cuck * - assassin Yesterday, 1:10:42
Perfect. No notes. - KingTalkyTiki May 6, 2026, 18:53:10
Where’s JD Vance these days? - memyselfandillini May 6, 2026, 17:48:35
- In Erika’s coochie* - ATL May 6, 2026, 19:41:58
- Gooning over the Ashley Furniture Memorial Day ads that just dropped. * - doubledown May 6, 2026, 19:40:02
I think that the same person who writes Trump’s truths wrote Epstien’s “suicide note” - ATL May 6, 2026, 17:47:16
Kash Patel: "I do not have a drinking problem" - KingTalkyTiki May 6, 2026, 17:15:46
At this rate,Ken Griffith running out of gonna run out of non-Florida states to throw tantrums about - KingTalkyTiki May 6, 2026, 16:15:24
- Kind of a whiny bitch for a rich guy. * - doubledown May 6, 2026, 17:25:46
  - Four words too many. - KingTalkyTiki May 6, 2026, 17:35:32
- Another old rich guy says "tax the rich" is akin to hate speech or calling for genocide. - ATL May 6, 2026, 16:31:02
  - god, people like this need publicists who can stop them from saying stupid shit* - cpsteine Yesterday, 10:39:32
  - guillotine him next* - assassin May 6, 2026, 17:40:08
  - I've got great news for this guy. - Sammich May 6, 2026, 17:09:06
  - "Tax the rich"? How totes adorbs. - KingTalkyTiki May 6, 2026, 16:47:54
- This fucking guy* - Carl Spackler May 6, 2026, 16:25:32
  - I mean I see his point, if he gets taxed too much... - KingTalkyTiki May 6, 2026, 16:51:12
- Thoughts on your mayor trying to block the Bears Arlington Park plans?* - JeffFrank May 6, 2026, 16:23:04
  - Let it go* - TarheelIllini May 6, 2026, 20:15:51
Hand check - ATL May 6, 2026, 15:52:44
Kyle Rittenhouse hospitalized for being bitten by a Brown Recluse. - KingTalkyTiki May 6, 2026, 15:41:57
- She has hundreds of kids, father's nowhere in sight, and she does nothing but surf the web all day. - complainant May 6, 2026, 16:16:49
  - Just like Kyle, I'm sure it was allegedly self defense. - KingTalkyTiki May 6, 2026, 16:21:09
- We’re talking about a spider, right?* - timmer May 6, 2026, 15:45:17
  - No, the really quiet guy from Haiti* - Stu May 6, 2026, 15:59:38
    - First dogs and cats and now rats?* - ATL May 6, 2026, 17:11:49
      - No, spiders.* - complainant Yesterday, 4:00:12
A plurality of republicans think Donald Trump can beat them up - snipes824 May 6, 2026, 15:22:52
- all the Jacked Donald AI pics and videos are poisoning our minds* - Sammich May 6, 2026, 15:41:54
- They should settle this in the White House octagon. * - doubledown May 6, 2026, 15:29:11
- I can't argue with them* - ATL May 6, 2026, 15:26:39
A t-shirt they're selling for the Indycar race in DC - ECEIllinois May 6, 2026, 14:06:56
- took me too long to realize this wasn't just a poorly thought out shirt - Sammich May 6, 2026, 15:53:14
- Always a shred of plausible deniability in their playbook.* - voiceofreason May 6, 2026, 15:51:43
- That is pretty tame for an IndyCar race. I've seen way worse at many of them* - CanHartlebHireSnider May 6, 2026, 15:24:45
- “ I'll show you the ropes kid, show you the ropes” - timmer May 6, 2026, 15:07:19
- Someone should tell them that Lincoln is believed to have had some Black DNA* - Stu May 6, 2026, 15:07:00
- I'm surprised it doesn't have any guns on it. * - doubledown May 6, 2026, 14:55:57
- Hoosiers gonna hoosier.* - KingTalkyTiki May 6, 2026, 14:36:31
PRICES ARE UP. DEBT IS UP. - ATL May 6, 2026, 13:27:48
The Ballroom has tepid support - ATL May 6, 2026, 13:25:01
- LOL* - KingTalkyTiki May 6, 2026, 13:42:23
So, does this mean we've finally surrendered? - larue33 May 5, 2026, 18:11:36
- 2?? LOL. There are like 150-200 tankers in the gulf right now and at least that many cargo ships* - VIV May 6, 2026, 14:22:32
  - There are a total of about 2000 ships and 20,000 seamen stranded* - Stu May 6, 2026, 14:36:04
    - Total ships, yes. i was counting just oil tankers and cargo vessels* - VIV May 6, 2026, 14:56:20
      - you can take a look at any civilian ship anywhere here: - VIV May 6, 2026, 15:04:00
  - Dumb question: shouldn't it not matter if a destroyer goes through? - RVA May 6, 2026, 14:34:43
- Which way did the ships go? I heard they were just transporting food to the stranded ships.* - Stu May 5, 2026, 18:40:16
- TACO Tuesday continues* - assassin May 5, 2026, 18:23:13
  - The piss tape getting released would have been less humiliating. - Chuck Woodaby May 5, 2026, 18:37:31
    - His supporters are so weak-minded, they believe everything he says. So...* - Stu May 5, 2026, 18:41:16
GOP wants $1B for the ballroom now. Probably taxpayer funded * - MC May 5, 2026, 11:46:02
- are they building an underground lair for when they refuse to leave in 2028? - OrangeSox May 5, 2026, 14:04:24
  - It certainly seems that way - Sounder May 5, 2026, 14:05:48
- Of course, Trump has already pocketed the private donations* - Sounder May 5, 2026, 12:07:27
Pentagon: We're continuing to be attacked but we're not fighting back - ATL May 5, 2026, 11:40:57
Did Trump run on a campaign to cut the deficit or was that a fever dream * - MC May 5, 2026, 11:38:07
- More than that, he promised to eliminate the national debt. * - doubledown May 5, 2026, 11:39:19
  - Remember DOGE?* - Sounder May 5, 2026, 12:13:03
    - Vaguely. Was that the thing where America's luckiest drug addicted illegal immigrant - doubledown May 5, 2026, 12:56:27
      - CHAINSAAAWWWWWWWWWWW* - VIV May 6, 2026, 14:23:12
      - don't forget Big Balls* - Sounder May 5, 2026, 12:59:00
They respect us so much they are trying to kill our sailors! - ATL May 5, 2026, 11:23:04
- It's elder abuse for the press to keep covering this guy. * - doubledown May 5, 2026, 11:27:02
  - what about being obsessed by him?* - Ari Gold May 5, 2026, 11:48:58
    - When you're fucking shit at being the President of the United States.. - KingTalkyTiki May 5, 2026, 14:58:54
    - I would be happy if he would go the fuck away - RVA May 5, 2026, 14:03:25
    - like buying his hats and tshirts and signs and car flags?* - VIV May 5, 2026, 12:01:04
  - The amount of sanewashing they do for him, RFK, Jr. and others is astounding.* - ATL May 5, 2026, 11:32:26
    - That was a press conference about childhood fitness - Sounder May 5, 2026, 11:34:48
      - Listen, if you let your kids into a room with that many pedophiles, it's probably not the worst - ATL May 5, 2026, 11:36:19
        
        heh - ATL May 5, 2026, 11:39:46
  - I think the press literally doesn't know what to do right now - Sounder May 5, 2026, 11:31:24
    - he's never going to actually sue anyone - Sammich May 5, 2026, 12:17:50
    - maybe they just need to keep baiting more hooks - memyselfandillini May 5, 2026, 11:50:41
  - I think the press literally doesn't know what to do right now - Sounder May 5, 2026, 11:30:57
    - It's textbook access journalism. Nothing more to it than that. * - doubledown May 5, 2026, 11:32:38
      - If the entire press corp banded together and refused to cover this administration for a week - Sounder May 5, 2026, 11:36:15
        
        and kill their ratings.* - Ari Gold May 5, 2026, 11:49:28
        
        Yes. Access journalism is a collective action problem. * - doubledown May 5, 2026, 11:38:08
Trump really knows how to talk to kids - ATL May 5, 2026, 10:59:11
- Anytime he is asked to be normal is just cringe - Sounder May 5, 2026, 11:05:11
TN’s last blue district (Memphis) is likely toast.* - nash May 5, 2026, 9:47:04
- It's obviously terrible for democracy, but I'm glad it's happening with a histrically unpopular - Toonces May 5, 2026, 9:57:59
  - I just hope Alito and Thomas don't step down before the midterms... - shua May 5, 2026, 10:15:11
Well, gas prices looks perfect for a 2000 mile round trip this weekend* - Stu May 5, 2026, 8:39:57
- I did nearly 2,000 miles over a two-day period once. Why subject yourself to this?* - Warrin'_Illini May 5, 2026, 9:20:40
  - I do it all the time. I love driving. Hardly a year goes by I don't drive thousands in a few days. - Stu May 5, 2026, 9:27:44
    - Damn that's a haul. I love roadtrips too but try to limit to 5-6 hours a day behind the wheel. - Warrin'_Illini May 5, 2026, 9:30:11
      - Once I drove 32 hours straight. I wouldn't do THAT again. - Stu May 5, 2026, 9:31:20
        
        HFS. That's legit crazy. An old co-worker told me about the time he drove straight - Warrin'_Illini May 5, 2026, 9:35:37
        
        Definitely crazy. If nothing else just for the number and volume of Jeff Frank Thermos bottles it - DocWalk20 May 5, 2026, 10:30:30
        
        Never tell me the odds!* - Stu May 5, 2026, 10:49:50
- Also, the number 1 ranked restaurant in the town I'm headed to is The Hog's Trough - Stu May 5, 2026, 9:19:05
  - at least you have your stocks.* - Ari Gold May 5, 2026, 9:33:52
    - I do. Until the coming Great Depression II* - Stu May 5, 2026, 9:38:01
      - it’ll happen one of these decades!* - Ari Gold May 5, 2026, 12:28:14
Prolific fraudster Nick Shirley decided to tackle Cuba. - complainant May 4, 2026, 22:52:13
another staged shooting at the WH? Make it stop* - bbonb May 4, 2026, 17:47:44
- At the Washington Monument - ATL May 4, 2026, 18:00:17
  - Thanks for the update* - DocWalk20 May 4, 2026, 22:34:26
- There's only one way I'll believe an attempt is real. * - doubledown May 4, 2026, 17:50:03
  - a White House Press Secretary and Fighting Illini Alumnus has to get paralyzed?* - bbonb May 4, 2026, 17:55:11
    - TWO alumni. Three Illinois natives in all. - complainant May 4, 2026, 19:54:36
unfit. - memyselfandillini May 4, 2026, 16:51:53
- Congrats? Slightly less of a fatass than a dumbass?* - SurfTheBoneyard May 4, 2026, 17:31:11
Meanwhile Luke is hanging with Obama - KingTalkyTiki May 4, 2026, 15:50:44
Trump is approaching bigbopian levels of brain rot - "We have absolutely no employment" - ATL May 4, 2026, 15:37:15
- some people call it a reflecting lake.... - ATL May 4, 2026, 15:55:17
  - some people call it a kaiser blade* - memyselfandillini May 4, 2026, 16:33:51
  - narrator voice: no one has ever called it that* - Sounder May 4, 2026, 16:20:17
- he told the cognitive test story AGAIN today, but this time with squirrels - assassin May 4, 2026, 15:51:53
  - Why Do All These Medical Professionals Keep On Prescribing Me Cognitive Tests?* - gvibes May 4, 2026, 17:18:38
  - Don’t leave us hanging, which one is the squirrel?!?!?* - shua May 4, 2026, 16:18:58
- I look forward to the day that I welcome our AI bot overlords* - timmer May 4, 2026, 15:49:58
- I also look forward to the day I don’t triple post* - bbonb May 4, 2026, 15:45:12
  - it's not you, boardhost is shit right now* - Sounder May 4, 2026, 16:20:45
- I look forward to the day I have no employment* - bbonb May 4, 2026, 15:44:50
- I look forward to the day I have no employment* - bbonb May 4, 2026, 15:44:33
- How much of it is brain rot, and how much is that he was just very low IQ to begin with? * - doubledown May 4, 2026, 15:41:11
From the White House account (Powell) - UofIL6 May 4, 2026, 15:28:40
- Who hired this guy anyway?* - Warrin'_Illini May 4, 2026, 15:35:13
- “86 JP”* - timmer May 4, 2026, 15:31:27
- I mean enough is enough, right?* - DocWalk20 May 4, 2026, 15:31:08
  - The GOP leadership has completely abdicated themselves of any personal responsibility - Sounder May 4, 2026, 15:35:57
    - you'd fit right in.* - illinibone May 4, 2026, 19:39:01
      - Dude, fucking let it go* - Sounder May 5, 2026, 10:21:53
        
        Not until you admit that you're a pervert.* - illinibone May 5, 2026, 13:58:04
Man, I forgot how big Obama's ears are. That guy could probably hear everything, right Donnie? - ATL May 4, 2026, 13:23:56
- Sidejack: if it every actually happens, man Trump's library is gonna be a fever dream* - Sounder May 4, 2026, 13:27:30
  - OOO - KingTalkyTiki May 4, 2026, 14:29:47
The California gubernatorial race is so fucked - Sounder May 4, 2026, 13:10:01
- Tom Steyer will be the JB of California. Maybe even more popular.* - Warrin'_Illini May 4, 2026, 13:45:45
- Bianco has no shot to be top 2 anymore* - assassin May 4, 2026, 13:42:28
- Some of those Dems that have no chance just need to drop* - UofIL6 May 4, 2026, 13:28:12
- I just learned that Spencer Pratt is unironically running for mayor of LA - OB25 May 4, 2026, 13:16:13
  - Karen Bass has done a terrible job.* - Warrin'_Illini May 4, 2026, 13:46:41
  - wrong place* - Sammich May 4, 2026, 13:20:28
  - yes, and his sister is telling everyone not to vote for him* - Sounder May 4, 2026, 13:17:33
    - Ain't nobody got time for that* - Sounder May 4, 2026, 14:28:04
    - This has been another edition of - Sammich May 4, 2026, 13:21:12
      - Man I miss that show* - Sounder May 4, 2026, 13:22:43
        
        Sames. - KingTalkyTiki May 4, 2026, 14:24:27
*This is Fine Meme* - ATL May 4, 2026, 13:05:45
- What's the likelihood that Trump has already told staff to "do the nuclear" and - doubledown May 4, 2026, 13:20:56
what do we think trump's "dentist appointment" really was?* - VIV May 4, 2026, 10:34:19
- Dentist appointment. That winning smile doesn't happen for free. * - doubledown May 4, 2026, 12:02:51
  - yeah, but they have that inside the white house already. - VIV May 4, 2026, 13:45:42
Arne Duncan represent - Poldark May 4, 2026, 8:49:09
- I did have to laugh at this, though... - Tuscy May 4, 2026, 10:09:23
  - Yep. Huge gains much easier when the starting position is so low.* - DocWalk20 May 4, 2026, 11:50:07
  - I noticed that also. Low bar for improvement in some of those states, for sure.* - JFG May 4, 2026, 11:35:09
- our education system sucks, particularly in STEM subjects.* - VIV May 4, 2026, 8:58:17
  - Counterpoint, with AI, do we even need an Ed system anymore? Let those kids be kids.* - Warrin'_Illini May 4, 2026, 9:54:30
    - Everyone likes to compare to Idiocracy... but I think the AI future looks more like Wall-E - tvillini May 4, 2026, 11:17:17
      - The other possibility is that LLMs have nearly reached the peak of their reasoning ability - doubledown May 4, 2026, 11:46:51
    - Yes* - VIV May 4, 2026, 10:14:48
    - How much do you know about AI? * - doubledown May 4, 2026, 9:57:23
      - I know it's going to solve all our problems and eliminate the need for critical thinkers. We good.* - Warrin'_Illini May 4, 2026, 10:10:03
        
        AI is the thing pushing me even further Luddite. * - haighter May 4, 2026, 10:14:18
        
        I like to have a foot in each world. For example, I used AI tools to help me create an automation - doubledown May 4, 2026, 11:08:59
        
        Its proximity bias…but here’s my general complaints… - haighter May 4, 2026, 21:49:47
        
        AI powered broken Teddy Ruxpin sounds like a reboot of the Child’s Play franchise.* - DT May 4, 2026, 11:31:28
        
        It's fun when he reads Donald Trump's tweets. * - doubledown May 4, 2026, 11:37:58
        
        When I was in 5th grade, I saw a Mother Goose and Grimm strip that had a similar Teddy Ruxpin joke - Sammich May 4, 2026, 11:35:13
        
        Nm * - haighter May 4, 2026, 10:14:05
  - Awesome. What's your solution?* - JFG May 4, 2026, 9:05:21
    - I don't pretend to have all the answers. A few ideas - VIV May 4, 2026, 9:37:44
      - re: salaries - family member is a speech therapist for public schools. Makes $134K... - ArtVandelay May 4, 2026, 10:40:39
        
        As has been told to you a million times, it depends where you are working. - JFG May 4, 2026, 11:33:56
        
        You really can't put a price on kids who don't turn their Rs into Ws. * - doubledown May 4, 2026, 11:05:52
        
        they make for the best swuwwy* - Sammich May 4, 2026, 11:36:43
        
        That’s almost assuredly 20+ years into their career and in a decently HCOL area* - snipes824 May 4, 2026, 10:56:29
        
        ok* - VIV May 4, 2026, 10:43:16
      - More constructivism, less passive learning - snipes824 May 4, 2026, 10:35:57
      - I recently read an article comparing the decisions Finlan and Sweden made around their education... - Tuscy May 4, 2026, 10:33:45
        
        Mind power, Swede. Mind power!* - Sammich May 4, 2026, 11:00:34
      - Those are some good ones. Most of what I think needs to change would be a pretty hard sell. - JFG May 4, 2026, 10:28:02
      - The education system is going to be in a world of hurt as the older teachers retire and - harb May 4, 2026, 9:50:06
    - Ground up the dumb kids into a protein slurry to feed to the smarter ones. * - doubledown May 4, 2026, 9:10:23
      - a proposal so modest, one can't help but be intrigued* - Sammich May 4, 2026, 9:18:12
  - our education system sucks, particularly in foreign language subjects.* - Poldark May 4, 2026, 9:00:05
CNN did some journalism for a change - Iran seems to be severely damaging US military infra in the - ATL May 4, 2026, 8:38:15
United plane clipped a truck and a light pole at EWR yesterday. Sean Duffy says everything is fine. - ATL May 4, 2026, 8:31:56
- About to board a United flight to Newark. Great to read. Fuuuuuck* - JacobRDaugherty May 4, 2026, 16:16:50
- ....but pull up bars! - KingTalkyTiki May 4, 2026, 10:10:24
  - Kash was all for pull up bars at airports until he found out they didn't involve BIG BEERS* - ATL May 4, 2026, 10:17:47
- Biden's fault* - VIV May 4, 2026, 8:52:50
- Well, it happened on the ground, so .... * - doubledown May 4, 2026, 8:35:08

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