May the 4th be with this political thread
Posted by timmer
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Excerpts from John Roberts' high school English essays
Posted by larue33
Link: McSweeney's
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Fred Mertz is really, really unpopular in Germany*
Posted by Stu
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a nation of Vivian Vances*
Posted by Sammich
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Little Marco gave the pope a crystal football?
Posted by ATL
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shoulda spiked it*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Seems both sides fired at each other in the strait and then did the spiderman meme
Posted by UofIL6
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Tennessee Republicans vote to break up congressional district in Memphis
Posted by IlliniRunner
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Let's do it, JB!
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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wut?*
Posted by Ari Gold
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When your life's mission is apparently to gut the Voting Rights Act
Posted by Chicago1995
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I don't know if he's racist....
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Nit - *potential to benefit from it
Posted by RVA
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Preach brother, preach*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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I don't like Roberts but the race to the bottom has already begun. Nobody should
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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He might not be a racist. But he's definitely a coward. *
Posted by doubledown
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If he's aware of criticism, he's not living in a Fox News bubble.
Posted by complainant
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I mean he seems aware...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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I'm glad someone is finally standing up for Roger Taney.*
Posted by complainant
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I've never felt like Roberts was anything other than ill-equipped for the job.
Posted by tvillini
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he’s sneaky as fuck.*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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There haven't been many nominees more qualifed than Roberts.
Posted by Chicago1995
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I agree with this.
Posted by larue33
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More than just fine. This is part of the Brooks Brothers Riot project.*
Posted by ATL
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throw back a can of hard seltzer*
Posted by Sammich
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Trump is three hours late for an on-camera meeting with the President of Brazil
Posted by ATL
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Trump saw the name and thought it was a woman*
Posted by Sammich
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dotz
Posted by Sounder
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hmm, hopefully it's something serious!*
Posted by IlliniRunner
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This guy should run for Mayor or something (seriously)
Posted by ATL
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Sean Duffy turns into a Democrat over the course of this quote
Posted by ATL
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"Cabinet secretary finally starts to understand how the real word works...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki Film at 11."
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I’m not sure “interesting” is the best adjective he could have chosen*
Posted by DocWalk20
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Ricochet? *
Posted by doubledown
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The gears in his head turning so slowly trying to comprehend the exploitation of citizens
Posted by OrangeSox
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"Now, I'm just a simple country Cabinet Secretary, so maybe I don't understand...
Posted by Sammich
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Craps
Posted by ATL
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even back-doored Little Joe*
Posted by Sammich
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The price we should all play for our freedom is…not having phones anymore?
Posted by OB25
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Clay is so dumb that even other dumb people think he’s dumb. *
Posted by doubledown
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Saudi's pulled the plug on Project Freedom?
Posted by larue33
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Are you telling me Kushner didn't get the agreements done? *
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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What a cuck *
Posted by assassin
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Perfect. No notes.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Where’s JD Vance these days?
Posted by memyselfandillini
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In Erika’s coochie*
Posted by ATL
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Gooning over the Ashley Furniture Memorial Day ads that just dropped. *
Posted by doubledown
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I think that the same person who writes Trump’s truths wrote Epstien’s “suicide note”
Posted by ATL
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Kash Patel: "I do not have a drinking problem"
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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At this rate,Ken Griffith running out of gonna run out of non-Florida states to throw tantrums about
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Kind of a whiny bitch for a rich guy. *
Posted by doubledown
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Four words too many.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Another old rich guy says "tax the rich" is akin to hate speech or calling for genocide.
Posted by ATL
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god, people like this need publicists who can stop them from saying stupid shit*
Posted by cpsteine
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guillotine him next*
Posted by assassin
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I've got great news for this guy.
Posted by Sammich
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"Tax the rich"? How totes adorbs.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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This fucking guy*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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I mean I see his point, if he gets taxed too much...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Thoughts on your mayor trying to block the Bears Arlington Park plans?*
Posted by JeffFrank
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Let it go*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Hand check
Posted by ATL
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Kyle Rittenhouse hospitalized for being bitten by a Brown Recluse.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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She has hundreds of kids, father's nowhere in sight, and she does nothing but surf the web all day.
Posted by complainant
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Just like Kyle, I'm sure it was allegedly self defense.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki ...also like Kyle, she probably also didn't graduate high school.
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We’re talking about a spider, right?*
Posted by timmer
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No, the really quiet guy from Haiti*
Posted by Stu
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First dogs and cats and now rats?*
Posted by ATL
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No, spiders.*
Posted by complainant
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A plurality of republicans think Donald Trump can beat them up
Posted by snipes824
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all the Jacked Donald AI pics and videos are poisoning our minds*
Posted by Sammich
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They should settle this in the White House octagon. *
Posted by doubledown
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I can't argue with them*
Posted by ATL
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A t-shirt they're selling for the Indycar race in DC
Posted by ECEIllinois
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took me too long to realize this wasn't just a poorly thought out shirt
Posted by Sammich
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Always a shred of plausible deniability in their playbook.*
Posted by voiceofreason
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That is pretty tame for an IndyCar race. I've seen way worse at many of them*
Posted by CanHartlebHireSnider
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“ I'll show you the ropes kid, show you the ropes”
Posted by timmer
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Someone should tell them that Lincoln is believed to have had some Black DNA*
Posted by Stu
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I'm surprised it doesn't have any guns on it. *
Posted by doubledown
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Hoosiers gonna hoosier.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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PRICES ARE UP. DEBT IS UP.
Posted by ATL
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The Ballroom has tepid support
Posted by ATL
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LOL*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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So, does this mean we've finally surrendered?
Posted by larue33
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2?? LOL. There are like 150-200 tankers in the gulf right now and at least that many cargo ships*
Posted by VIV
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There are a total of about 2000 ships and 20,000 seamen stranded*
Posted by Stu
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Total ships, yes. i was counting just oil tankers and cargo vessels*
Posted by VIV
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you can take a look at any civilian ship anywhere here:
Posted by VIV
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Dumb question: shouldn't it not matter if a destroyer goes through?
Posted by RVA
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Which way did the ships go? I heard they were just transporting food to the stranded ships.*
Posted by Stu
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TACO Tuesday continues*
Posted by assassin
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The piss tape getting released would have been less humiliating.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby Based on the request of Pakistan and other Countries, the tremendous Military Success that we have had during the Campaign against the Country of Iran and, additionally, the fact that Great Progress has been made toward a Complete and Final Agreement with Representatives of Iran,… pic.twitter.com/2wSz38N6Dj
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His supporters are so weak-minded, they believe everything he says. So...*
Posted by Stu
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GOP wants $1B for the ballroom now. Probably taxpayer funded *
Posted by MC
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are they building an underground lair for when they refuse to leave in 2028?
Posted by OrangeSox
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It certainly seems that way
Posted by Sounder
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Of course, Trump has already pocketed the private donations*
Posted by Sounder
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Pentagon: We're continuing to be attacked but we're not fighting back
Posted by ATL
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Did Trump run on a campaign to cut the deficit or was that a fever dream *
Posted by MC
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More than that, he promised to eliminate the national debt. *
Posted by doubledown
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Remember DOGE?*
Posted by Sounder
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Vaguely. Was that the thing where America's luckiest drug addicted illegal immigrant
Posted by doubledown
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CHAINSAAAWWWWWWWWWWW*
Posted by VIV
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don't forget Big Balls*
Posted by Sounder
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They respect us so much they are trying to kill our sailors!
Posted by ATL
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It's elder abuse for the press to keep covering this guy. *
Posted by doubledown
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what about being obsessed by him?*
Posted by Ari Gold
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When you're fucking shit at being the President of the United States..
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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I would be happy if he would go the fuck away
Posted by RVA
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like buying his hats and tshirts and signs and car flags?*
Posted by VIV
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The amount of sanewashing they do for him, RFK, Jr. and others is astounding.*
Posted by ATL
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That was a press conference about childhood fitness
Posted by Sounder
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Listen, if you let your kids into a room with that many pedophiles, it's probably not the worst
Posted by ATL
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heh
Posted by ATL
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I think the press literally doesn't know what to do right now
Posted by Sounder
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he's never going to actually sue anyone
Posted by Sammich
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maybe they just need to keep baiting more hooks
Posted by memyselfandillini
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I think the press literally doesn't know what to do right now
Posted by Sounder
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It's textbook access journalism. Nothing more to it than that. *
Posted by doubledown
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If the entire press corp banded together and refused to cover this administration for a week
Posted by Sounder
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and kill their ratings.*
Posted by Ari Gold
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Yes. Access journalism is a collective action problem. *
Posted by doubledown
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Trump really knows how to talk to kids
Posted by ATL
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Anytime he is asked to be normal is just cringe
Posted by Sounder
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TN’s last blue district (Memphis) is likely toast.*
Posted by nash
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It's obviously terrible for democracy, but I'm glad it's happening with a histrically unpopular
Posted by Toonces
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I just hope Alito and Thomas don't step down before the midterms...
Posted by shua
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Well, gas prices looks perfect for a 2000 mile round trip this weekend*
Posted by Stu
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I did nearly 2,000 miles over a two-day period once. Why subject yourself to this?*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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I do it all the time. I love driving. Hardly a year goes by I don't drive thousands in a few days.
Posted by Stu
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Damn that's a haul. I love roadtrips too but try to limit to 5-6 hours a day behind the wheel.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Once I drove 32 hours straight. I wouldn't do THAT again.
Posted by Stu
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HFS. That's legit crazy. An old co-worker told me about the time he drove straight
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Definitely crazy. If nothing else just for the number and volume of Jeff Frank Thermos bottles it
Posted by DocWalk20
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Never tell me the odds!*
Posted by Stu
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Also, the number 1 ranked restaurant in the town I'm headed to is The Hog's Trough
Posted by Stu
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at least you have your stocks.*
Posted by Ari Gold
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I do. Until the coming Great Depression II*
Posted by Stu
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it’ll happen one of these decades!*
Posted by Ari Gold
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Prolific fraudster Nick Shirley decided to tackle Cuba.
Posted by complainant
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another staged shooting at the WH? Make it stop*
Posted by bbonb
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At the Washington Monument
Posted by ATL
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Thanks for the update*
Posted by DocWalk20
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There's only one way I'll believe an attempt is real. *
Posted by doubledown
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a White House Press Secretary and Fighting Illini Alumnus has to get paralyzed?*
Posted by bbonb
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TWO alumni. Three Illinois natives in all.
Posted by complainant
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unfit.
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Congrats? Slightly less of a fatass than a dumbass?*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Meanwhile Luke is hanging with Obama
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Trump is approaching bigbopian levels of brain rot - "We have absolutely no employment"
Posted by ATL
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some people call it a reflecting lake....
Posted by ATL
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some people call it a kaiser blade*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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narrator voice: no one has ever called it that*
Posted by Sounder
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he told the cognitive test story AGAIN today, but this time with squirrels
Posted by assassin
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Why Do All These Medical Professionals Keep On Prescribing Me Cognitive Tests?*
Posted by gvibes
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Don’t leave us hanging, which one is the squirrel?!?!?*
Posted by shua
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I look forward to the day that I welcome our AI bot overlords*
Posted by timmer
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I also look forward to the day I don’t triple post*
Posted by bbonb
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it's not you, boardhost is shit right now*
Posted by Sounder
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I look forward to the day I have no employment*
Posted by bbonb
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I look forward to the day I have no employment*
Posted by bbonb
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How much of it is brain rot, and how much is that he was just very low IQ to begin with? *
Posted by doubledown
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From the White House account (Powell)
Posted by UofIL6
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Who hired this guy anyway?*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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“86 JP”*
Posted by timmer
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I mean enough is enough, right?*
Posted by DocWalk20
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The GOP leadership has completely abdicated themselves of any personal responsibility
Posted by Sounder
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you'd fit right in.*
Posted by illinibone
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Dude, fucking let it go*
Posted by Sounder
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Not until you admit that you're a pervert.*
Posted by illinibone
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Man, I forgot how big Obama's ears are. That guy could probably hear everything, right Donnie?
Posted by ATL
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Sidejack: if it every actually happens, man Trump's library is gonna be a fever dream*
Posted by Sounder
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OOO
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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The California gubernatorial race is so fucked
Posted by Sounder
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Tom Steyer will be the JB of California. Maybe even more popular.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Bianco has no shot to be top 2 anymore*
Posted by assassin
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Some of those Dems that have no chance just need to drop*
Posted by UofIL6
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I just learned that Spencer Pratt is unironically running for mayor of LA
Posted by OB25
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Karen Bass has done a terrible job.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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wrong place*
Posted by Sammich
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yes, and his sister is telling everyone not to vote for him*
Posted by Sounder
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Ain't nobody got time for that*
Posted by Sounder
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This has been another edition of
Posted by Sammich
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Man I miss that show*
Posted by Sounder
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Sames.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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*This is Fine Meme*
Posted by ATL
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What's the likelihood that Trump has already told staff to "do the nuclear" and
Posted by doubledown
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what do we think trump's "dentist appointment" really was?*
Posted by VIV
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Dentist appointment. That winning smile doesn't happen for free. *
Posted by doubledown
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yeah, but they have that inside the white house already.
Posted by VIV
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Arne Duncan represent
Posted by Poldark "After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"
Link: Boggle
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I did have to laugh at this, though...
Posted by Tuscy
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Yep. Huge gains much easier when the starting position is so low.*
Posted by DocWalk20
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I noticed that also. Low bar for improvement in some of those states, for sure.*
Posted by JFG
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our education system sucks, particularly in STEM subjects.*
Posted by VIV
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Counterpoint, with AI, do we even need an Ed system anymore? Let those kids be kids.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Everyone likes to compare to Idiocracy... but I think the AI future looks more like Wall-E
Posted by tvillini
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The other possibility is that LLMs have nearly reached the peak of their reasoning ability
Posted by doubledown
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Yes*
Posted by VIV
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How much do you know about AI? *
Posted by doubledown
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I know it's going to solve all our problems and eliminate the need for critical thinkers. We good.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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AI is the thing pushing me even further Luddite. *
Posted by haighter
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I like to have a foot in each world. For example, I used AI tools to help me create an automation
Posted by doubledown
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Its proximity bias…but here’s my general complaints…
Posted by haighter
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AI powered broken Teddy Ruxpin sounds like a reboot of the Child’s Play franchise.*
Posted by DT
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It's fun when he reads Donald Trump's tweets. *
Posted by doubledown
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When I was in 5th grade, I saw a Mother Goose and Grimm strip that had a similar Teddy Ruxpin joke
Posted by Sammich
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Nm *
Posted by haighter
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Awesome. What's your solution?*
Posted by JFG
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I don't pretend to have all the answers. A few ideas
Posted by VIV
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re: salaries - family member is a speech therapist for public schools. Makes $134K...
Posted by ArtVandelay
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As has been told to you a million times, it depends where you are working.
Posted by JFG
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You really can't put a price on kids who don't turn their Rs into Ws. *
Posted by doubledown
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they make for the best swuwwy*
Posted by Sammich
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That’s almost assuredly 20+ years into their career and in a decently HCOL area*
Posted by snipes824
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ok*
Posted by VIV
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More constructivism, less passive learning
Posted by snipes824
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I recently read an article comparing the decisions Finlan and Sweden made around their education...
Posted by Tuscy
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Mind power, Swede. Mind power!*
Posted by Sammich
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Those are some good ones. Most of what I think needs to change would be a pretty hard sell.
Posted by JFG
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The education system is going to be in a world of hurt as the older teachers retire and
Posted by harb
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Ground up the dumb kids into a protein slurry to feed to the smarter ones. *
Posted by doubledown
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a proposal so modest, one can't help but be intrigued*
Posted by Sammich
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our education system sucks, particularly in foreign language subjects.*
Posted by Poldark "After Austin Peay, we deserved one of these"
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CNN did some journalism for a change - Iran seems to be severely damaging US military infra in the
Posted by ATL
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United plane clipped a truck and a light pole at EWR yesterday. Sean Duffy says everything is fine.
Posted by ATL
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About to board a United flight to Newark. Great to read. Fuuuuuck*
Posted by JacobRDaugherty
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....but pull up bars!
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Kash was all for pull up bars at airports until he found out they didn't involve BIG BEERS*
Posted by ATL
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Biden's fault*
Posted by VIV
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Well, it happened on the ground, so .... *
Posted by doubledown
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