And I think the fact he’s making time for this on a weekday when he couldn’t attend his own son’s wedding — who he’s “known for a long time” — is equal parts hysterical, dystopian and profoundly sad.

But to the extent Trump could possibly be a sports fan, he is a Knicks fan. If he never entered politics he still attends this game. And if Cleveland had won the last round, he likely doesn’t.