The Deuce: The whole point of pontoon boats is they can only go slow.*

Hope he dies in prison* - PapaDels August 2, 2026, 21:49:54
Five times the horsepower of my tritoon* - gvibes July 31, 2026, 20:21:51
- Did I see THREE 500hp?!? - KingTalkyTiki August 1, 2026, 12:19:03
  - Insane. How does it not flip over? Looked it up: can go ~90 mph, $500k* - cpsteine August 2, 2026, 22:33:35
  - Yes, you did. - Illiniphil August 2, 2026, 20:09:45
    - Preach brother, preach* - KingTalkyTiki August 2, 2026, 22:29:59
    - How big was this toon to have 3 - 500hp outboards? Terrible idiot boater to have that much power. * - harb August 2, 2026, 20:26:44
      - Didn't look, like, crazy enormous. Probably 25 or 26* - gvibes August 2, 2026, 21:10:56
      - Well he is apparently evil drunk Tommy Boy, so that tracks.* - SurfTheBoneyard August 2, 2026, 20:32:37
Sadly, my middle school science teacher saw the boat right before it happened * - aimlessillini July 31, 2026, 14:56:32
The whole point of pontoon boats is they can only go slow.* - Warrin'_Illini July 31, 2026, 14:25:48

it's all over the McHenry facebook group, that's for sure - Sammich July 31, 2026, 14:13:58
- England 2 Colombia nil - ATL July 31, 2026, 14:43:41
This Lisle-y looks like he is indeed a bad egg* - ATL July 31, 2026, 13:59:54
- I guess I went to HS with him, though I didn't know him as he was a couple years ahead of me - IlliniSax05 July 31, 2026, 15:14:51
  - Did LIsle feed into North or South? - illinibone July 31, 2026, 19:44:08
    - Neither? I went to Lisle HS - IlliniSax05 July 31, 2026, 20:35:39
      - Oh right. I knew that. I had a cow-orker that was the soccer coach there for a bit.* - illinibone July 31, 2026, 20:51:06