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Stay miserable my friend*

Posted by bjl63

on August 30, 2026, 19:32:37, in reply to "if you’re trying to make some comparison that may be one of the more comical things"

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ever posted in this board.

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and he drafted Jalen Reagor ahead of Justin Jefferson. And they blow him for drafting guys who fall into his lap. I think the Eagles are a good bet to be kinda bad this year.

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And they were both indisputable: draft Caleb, hire Ben. He’s done poorly otherwise.

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yeah

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EDIT: Bears - rest of preseason discussion* - Orangeillini August 22, 2026, 17:55:35

This Kyler Gordon situation is so weird. How many guys have the Bears paid who just didn't - Warrin'_Illini 1 hour ago
Sanborn to be re-signed today as Bryant and Large head to IR* - Carl Spackler 2 hours ago
I did not realize nfl practice squad players make $13-22k per week. That's not bad.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:28:11
- And make $60K for any week they’re elevated from the PS* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 14:31:02
  - Didn't know that either. Pretty good for 4 months of work even if you don't get called up.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:37:41
    - And,,, free tickets too!! :-) - osklister Yesterday, 19:07:58
Bears re-sign DL James Lynch to the 53* - AintHatin Yesterday, 14:21:20
Eagles sign Amegadjie to the PS* - AintHatin Yesterday, 14:13:35
- Bears had a tackle claimed… Mason Murphy? Never even heard of this guy. UDFA* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 14:21:07
  - Yeah I saw that name and had no idea* - gvibes Yesterday, 14:42:35
- Dude was a third round pick, couldn't be all that bad. :eek* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:17:55
Kept only five WRs. Kept four UDFAs, including Hayden large and Jayden loving, - gvibes August 30, 2026, 17:54:12
- re: the WRs...they kept 4 TEs, at least 2 that are heavily used in the passing game - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 12:10:17
- I didn’t know we had a dude named Large. I thought Lynch was decent so that one is surprising. - Toonces Yesterday, 02:35:40
  - I'm not sure how good the defense will be (probably not good), but it's a good sign they are keeping - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 12:22:04
  - Gonna be a popular jersey. - osklister Yesterday, 11:45:20
- This roster just feels so, so thin to me. - Carl Spackler August 30, 2026, 18:28:30
Hyppolite, Terell Smith, Davenport, Sanborn cut* - Carl Spackler August 30, 2026, 17:08:48
- The smug poles video where he picked hypollite was such a joke. - gvibes August 30, 2026, 17:17:02
  - I liked him as a prospect. Still overdrafted but had hope.* - Toonces August 30, 2026, 17:57:20
gordon, sewell, and turner on the pup list.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 17:05:50
bears moving on from amegadjie and wills. ozzy must be coming back soon.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 15:40:21
- Soooo many terrible picks over the last couple of years. Poles gets credit for doing two things - LovetheChief August 30, 2026, 16:18:51
  - My personal opinion is that I thought he was a clown from his first press conference - CanHartlebHireSnider August 30, 2026, 20:13:57
    - that’s a bit much.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 21:09:15
      - I mean Eberflus was just standard meathead football coach - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 01:06:36
        
        eberflus was close to getting fired in indy. put together a horrendous staff. made all time - Ari Gold Yesterday, 19:01:21
  - He must just 100% defer to coaches. Because talent evaluation does not turn - gvibes August 30, 2026, 17:16:04
    - of course he does. that’s the only way they could’ve retained him.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 21:10:02
  - Everyone blows Howie Roseman - bjl63 August 30, 2026, 16:46:52
    - if you’re trying to make some comparison that may be one of the more comical things - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 17:07:14
      - Stay miserable my friend* - bjl63 August 30, 2026, 19:32:37
Aaron Donald back with the Rams* - Carl Spackler August 30, 2026, 15:17:15
- I question his sanity* - bjl63 August 30, 2026, 19:33:33
- How do they always seem to have endless cap space?* - OB25 August 30, 2026, 18:52:12
Bears trade Gervon Dexter to Falcons for CB Clark Phillips III and 5th round pick - DanSaint August 30, 2026, 07:33:57
- Reading up on this, idea is probably to free up Muhammad to focus on being the slot corner - OB25 August 30, 2026, 13:10:44
  - what a disappointment kyler has ended up being.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 14:12:38
- I don’t really get this. Was Dexter not one of our top three DTs? - gvibes August 30, 2026, 10:12:19
  - Think that’s what this has to mean. Jarrett and Gallimore starting. - Carl Spackler August 30, 2026, 10:25:46
    - Totally forgot about Turner* - gvibes August 30, 2026, 10:30:40
      - I'm not 100% sure he actually exists - IlliniSax05 August 30, 2026, 10:36:12
- I thought Matt Ryan was doing all their GM work not Cunningham. Someone should tell Roger* - illini222 August 30, 2026, 09:44:57
- better than nothing. clearly not a great fit for da and wasn’t going to get resigned.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 07:47:47
- Man Dexter must have been projected for like DT5. What a mess of a ‘23 draft. - Carl Spackler August 30, 2026, 07:45:09
  - The Bears are so lucky they landed Ben - CanHartlebHireSnider August 30, 2026, 10:04:08
    - Yes, this defensive roster is a total mess and most of their big investments there have bombed* - Carl Spackler August 30, 2026, 10:27:16
  - Very nice to turn it around regarding the draft. Last year was great and I’m super bullish - Toonces August 30, 2026, 09:56:59
    - yep.* - Ari Gold August 30, 2026, 10:03:01
Tyson Bagent going off. Good for him* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 29, 2026, 18:03:37
- Bring me your 2nd round pick, NFL. - Carl Spackler August 29, 2026, 18:12:39
  - Agreed. I think Keenum is more than fine to back up - CanHartlebHireSnider August 29, 2026, 18:34:40
Sam Rouch might be really good. Bears have an awesome TE room.* - Toonces August 29, 2026, 17:36:10
- yes they do.* - Ari Gold August 29, 2026, 18:32:11
I hope that virtual measurement was just a preseason "let's test it and work out the kinks" thing - IlliniSax05 August 29, 2026, 17:17:06
- This is year 2. It was in usage last year though I don't recall it being used that much - CanHartlebHireSnider August 29, 2026, 17:23:39
Zavion Thomas oh my* - illini21 August 29, 2026, 17:12:36
- dude has some jets.* - Ari Gold August 29, 2026, 18:32:49
Bagent averaging 97 yards per pass attempt* - Orangeillini August 29, 2026, 17:10:49
BOOM!* - Orangeillini August 29, 2026, 17:10:11
Caleb played in the joint practice with the Titans on Thursday but will not play tonight* - Orangeillini August 29, 2026, 16:51:07
Sounds like Jaylon Johnson and Tyrique Stevenson got hurt at practice today. - Warrin'_Illini August 27, 2026, 13:01:25
- The vibes feel off and I can see this being like a 7-10 team. But that still can be ok long-term. - OB25 August 27, 2026, 14:19:04
  - The late Trapillo injury and Dahlman retirement really set them back this offseason. - Warrin'_Illini August 27, 2026, 14:29:40
    - As a far less attentive fan than many here, I feel like the Dahlman thing is the sharpest dagger* - Herman Blume August 28, 2026, 22:40:29
      - It was a huge blow. Massive downgrade to current roster + had to use a key 2nd round asset… - OB25 August 28, 2026, 23:28:24
        
        Also had to trade a late pick for Bradbrrry.* - Toonces August 29, 2026, 11:16:55
  - Unfortunately FA is largely a wasteland, so the cap space is tough to spend well* - Carl Spackler August 27, 2026, 14:24:52
    - Yeah but you can’t spend it much worse than you did on some of the guys you’d be clearing. - OB25 August 27, 2026, 14:31:59
      - It was a really good draft though* - gvibes August 29, 2026, 11:00:19
  - I think there’s a good chance we have a team similar to 2013* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 27, 2026, 14:22:10
- Bears game vibes this year: “Yo dawg, I heard you like points.”* - Carl Spackler August 27, 2026, 13:05:07
  - That’s how it starts. Then you keep setting records for losing games when the offense - voiceofreason August 29, 2026, 08:41:58
Roger Goodell seems very eager to have a Super Bowl in Hammond - CanHartlebHireSnider August 27, 2026, 09:42:13
- I wonder how Hoosiers feel about this. You'd be owning the libs, but at your own expense. - Warrin'_Illini August 27, 2026, 09:51:08
Draftniks - do you ever listen to the McShay podcast? - bjl63 August 26, 2026, 19:21:43
- I found it way, way too rambly. Just like 15 mins of “what the fuck did I just listen to?”* - Carl Spackler August 26, 2026, 19:39:19
Nike Air Max 90 Bears' rivalry series - IlliniSax05 August 26, 2026, 11:31:46
- So they expect adults to want to wear something like that?* - Herman Blume August 26, 2026, 12:23:32
  - If they had a block I on them, they'd probably get multiple takers just from this board* - IlliniOllie August 27, 2026, 14:22:50
    - Fair* - Herman Blume August 28, 2026, 22:38:32
  - Have you seen some of the shit that grown adults wear to Bears games?* - OB25 August 26, 2026, 12:27:11
    - Good point* - Herman Blume August 28, 2026, 22:38:16
  - the people that suplex each other through tables, yes. - assassin August 26, 2026, 12:27:04
I hope we don’t have to analyze every Caleb throw like the Zapruder film again this year, but… - OB25 August 25, 2026, 12:45:46
- I feel like the focus should be more on cleaning up that holding penalty - CanHartlebHireSnider August 25, 2026, 12:52:18
New Bears uniforms stink like poop.* - Toonces August 25, 2026, 09:27:04
- I’m fine with it in isolation but I really hope the NFL and MLB stay disciplined on this. - OB25 August 25, 2026, 17:59:25
- They look like Illini uni's* - QcIlliniFan August 25, 2026, 15:11:34
- Throwback to Dave Wilson days. - osklister August 25, 2026, 14:59:47
- The Bears' regular uniforms are more "rivalry" than any updated historical look - IlliniSax05 August 25, 2026, 11:42:30
- I dislike the orange helmets but don't mind the uniforms* - CanHartlebHireSnider August 25, 2026, 10:57:48
  - Think I may have overreacted due to incomplete information. - Toonces August 25, 2026, 11:03:56
    - Unpopular opinion: it might be time to get rid of the GSH - Sounder August 25, 2026, 15:08:54
      - man, we just got rid of Columbus Day like five years ago* - Sammich August 25, 2026, 15:11:01
      - as in...remove it from the uniforms completely? that's dumb - IlliniSax05 August 25, 2026, 15:10:46
  - They REALLY never want to put the Bears head logo on a helmet - KingTalkyTiki August 25, 2026, 11:01:27
    - Looks like no teams changed their helmet logo other than coloring - CanHartlebHireSnider August 25, 2026, 11:08:36
      - Here's all of them......Houston did, kinda - KingTalkyTiki August 25, 2026, 11:52:36
- For reference: - KingTalkyTiki August 25, 2026, 10:56:44
  - monsters never die?! - Sammich August 25, 2026, 12:18:51
- I like the pants. They're basically Illini football pants from the 90's.* - Warrin'_Illini August 25, 2026, 10:24:01
- unpopular opinion, i kinda like them* - VIV August 25, 2026, 09:29:27
  - The big patch is back. Was looking forward to it being gone this year.* - Toonces August 25, 2026, 09:32:47
    - They are only wearing this kit on Xmas, so you'll only have to deal with it once.* - KingTalkyTiki August 25, 2026, 11:53:18
Feels like LT very much still up in the air, probably goes to Braxton by default* - Carl Spackler August 24, 2026, 08:28:45
- Is Ozzy still not back back? I thought he (miraculously) was 100% back.* - Warrin'_Illini August 24, 2026, 08:32:12
  - he was (miraculously) cleared to practice, but is not 100% back - IlliniSax05 August 24, 2026, 09:05:02
    - Ok, but cleared to practice is basically ready to go. Do we think he'll suit up week 1?* - Warrin'_Illini August 24, 2026, 09:25:39
      - it's definitely not basically ready to go. he'll likely start the season on IR - IlliniSax05 August 24, 2026, 09:58:11
        
        Seems dumb. If you can practice, you can play.* - Warrin'_Illini August 24, 2026, 10:02:56
        
        ooo - IlliniSax05 August 24, 2026, 10:05:10
  - Actually, he (miraculously) is now 100% black.* - VIV August 24, 2026, 08:54:43
    - Will probably help with blood circulation in that surgically repaired knee.* - Warrin'_Illini August 24, 2026, 09:09:35
DeVito just dropped a dime for a TD * - assassin August 22, 2026, 19:22:35
- CUTLETS!* - memyselfandillini August 24, 2026, 08:39:33
Not exactly the narrative changing drive I was hoping for* - gvibes August 22, 2026, 18:17:13
The missed throw to Loveland could/should have been better - IlliniSax05 August 22, 2026, 18:16:01
- The Loveland throw didn’t look like a miss to me. Was about the only place he could put that ball* - OB25 August 22, 2026, 18:25:38
  - Other than the wide open guy underneath, yes.* - voiceofreason August 23, 2026, 22:18:22
Was a pretty nice drive by the Bears starters until the holding penalty - CanHartlebHireSnider August 22, 2026, 18:15:42
to be clear, they practiced *against each other* two days ago* - Orangeillini August 22, 2026, 17:57:06
- who would pay more than the stubhub minimum for a preseason game?* - assassin August 22, 2026, 18:05:57
  - We went last Saturday for the total cost of 200 United Miles - Dilbert August 22, 2026, 19:24:28
  - Season ticket holders who get fucked over by the preseason.* - voiceofreason August 22, 2026, 19:09:20
    - but that's baked in and they know it. * - assassin August 22, 2026, 19:20:35

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