And with a dose of comeuppance that I’m having a hard time articulating. You don’t schedule this
game unless you kind of still think you’re hot shit. Nice to watch them find out  Previous Message If we want to be the new Wisconsin then we need Wisconsin to become the old Illinois.
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CFB Week 1 Game Thread - assassin September 3, 2026, 17:43:44
- Damn. Would have been way more fun if he missed that.* - OB25 3 hours ago
- GW time expiring FGs to end the last two college games at Nissan Stadium* - CanHartlebHireSnider 3 hours ago
- Playing for a fifty yarder huh * - assassin 3 hours ago
- Lots of time left* - UofIL6 3 hours ago
- No way you go for 2 there, way too early. Only go for 2 if it more or less ends the game.* - OB25 3 hours ago
- That’s a TD if his teammate doesn’t tackle him* - CanHartlebHireSnider 3 hours ago
- Keinholz looks like a legit dude. We were allegedly interested but might have been priced out* - OB25 3 hours ago
- Not dead yet. * - assassin 3 hours ago
- Man, that Ole Miss kicker just left that leg out there. * - assassin 3 hours ago
- Ole' Miss/Louisville had 16 points in the first half. They have combined for 32 in the 3rd quarter - illini222 4 hours ago
- If Austin Simmons didn’t suck/get hurt, Chambliss never plays FBS football. - OB25 4 hours ago
- Keep wanting to call the Wisconsin QB Kerby Joseph* - ECEIllinois 4 hours ago
- Not much worse than when your team commits a late hit when the drive was otherwise over* - OB25 4 hours ago
- I think Wisconsin is probably still pretty shit. First half seemed pretty fluky* - OB25 4 hours ago
- welp* - biclops 4 hours ago
- The SEC pimping the save college sports act makes me instinctively want to oppose it * - ATL 5 hours ago
- I did not remember that the spread was THIS big… - OB25 5 hours ago
- 16 yard net punt after punting from the opponent’s 36. Brutal.* - Orangeillini 5 hours ago
- Holy shit that punt* - biclops 5 hours ago
- Jim Flanigan Jr played more for the Bears than Packers. Sad* - CanHartlebHireSnider 6 hours ago
- Lol. Can’t have overrated Notre Dame lose yet!* - voiceofreason 6 hours ago
- Terry and NBC having a couple days lol* - CanHartlebHireSnider 6 hours ago
- NBC is rigging shit * - assassin 6 hours ago
- Fuck all this shit* - John Coctostan 6 hours ago
- What the hell* - UIHuskie 6 hours ago
- Announcers clueless that it should be reviewed.* - voiceofreason 6 hours ago
- Derp * - jdl 6 hours ago
- I’d love to see Wisconsin upset these turds.* - voiceofreason 6 hours ago
- This Wisconsin ND Uniform matchup on the other hand, is a travesty. * - assassin 6 hours ago
- I wonder if last night will finally break replay, or result in even more complicated rules - Blazer Yesterday, 14:37:24
- This is amazing performance art (re Michigan/WMU) - ATL Yesterday, 12:34:57
- I refuse to believe what I saw and will believe this instead. Online news is never wrong... - Wotcher Yesterday, 12:12:02
- dawts.. - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 04:36:59
- I think maybe the camera shot of the clock was not quite synced to live action - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 01:14:15
- Dabo must be so happy that his game got overshadowed by the Michigan game* - ECEIllinois Yesterday, 00:59:01
- Cal’s uniforms are absolute fire * - bjl63 Yesterday, 00:10:47
- Statement is out. Not convincing. Just raises questions why things aren’t synced. - assassin September 5, 2026, 23:57:07
- I still apparently have no idea what targeting is* - Herman Blume September 5, 2026, 23:53:40
- Yikes this UCLA guy isn’t moving * - assassin September 5, 2026, 23:49:25
- This Mich coach won’t succeed* - cpsteine September 5, 2026, 23:48:27
- @UCLA possibly our 3rd toughest game. They look good, JMU just churning out coaches* - OB25 September 5, 2026, 22:52:33
- It’s been 45 minutes, it’s pretty damning that no statement has been given * - OB25 September 5, 2026, 22:39:19
- Is there a chance the ball crossed the endline before it hit 0:00 - Orangeillini September 5, 2026, 22:20:08
- Hopefully UCLA-Cal is a banger to get my mind off of that travesty* - biclops September 5, 2026, 22:18:53
- ooo - ATL September 5, 2026, 22:11:26
- lol the entire internet hates Michigan now. Delicious * - biclops September 5, 2026, 22:08:49
- So we’re just going to be told there was a different clock being used but we’ll never see proof* - OB25 September 5, 2026, 22:04:07
- That #6 got *way* up to grab it. Helps to have great athletes* - Orangeillini September 5, 2026, 22:01:44
- That crew should never be allowed on a field agajn* - bjl63 September 5, 2026, 22:01:01
- Why is Cal dressed like Pitt?* - assassin September 5, 2026, 22:00:27
- Look that’s just indefensible * - PapaDels September 5, 2026, 21:59:39
- If Buchanan doesn’t land on the defender I’m not sure he catches that* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 5, 2026, 21:59:21
- There better be an explanation for the clock* - RSMBob September 5, 2026, 21:59:02
- Every story will be about the B1G office giving them the second.
- tvillini September 5, 2026, 21:58:19
- We're all worried about courts ruining college football. Hold my beer says B1G refs* - illini222 September 5, 2026, 21:58:15
- Apparently beating WMU is their Super Bowl * - biclops September 5, 2026, 21:58:06
- Absolute bullshit* - bjl63 September 5, 2026, 21:56:32
- The officials involved should never work another game* - Herman Blume September 5, 2026, 21:56:24
- We gotta bring back guillotines. Things have gotten out of hand. * - illini September 5, 2026, 21:56:10
- lol at rushing the field. * - biclops September 5, 2026, 21:56:05
- bullshit* - LeatherneckIllini September 5, 2026, 21:55:57
- What a catch.* - nash September 5, 2026, 21:55:51
- Fans storming the field against WMU* - KCWildcat September 5, 2026, 21:55:43
- Straight up robbery.* - Toonces September 5, 2026, 21:55:32
- wmu got royally fucked* - John Coctostan September 5, 2026, 21:55:15
- Shameful* - Herman Blume September 5, 2026, 21:55:12
- So bogus. There was definitely no time* - snipes824 September 5, 2026, 21:55:03
- Fuck you* - PapaDels September 5, 2026, 21:54:59
- Worse than anything that happened to us va scUM in 2000* - Ron McDon September 5, 2026, 21:54:58
- all timer* - LeatherneckIllini September 5, 2026, 21:56:20
- Undeserved * - biclops September 5, 2026, 21:54:37
- literally stolen. Even sports are fake in 2026* - OrangeSox September 5, 2026, 21:54:31
- Absolutely robbed. Screw job of all screw jobs. * - DocWalk20 September 5, 2026, 21:54:24
- lol* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 5, 2026, 21:54:18
- Of course * - assassin September 5, 2026, 21:54:16
- This is some ‘72 Olympic basketball bs* - Herman Blume September 5, 2026, 21:53:53
- Absolute joke* - Herman Blume September 5, 2026, 21:53:06
- Did Pettiti overrule that? WTF* - bjl63 September 5, 2026, 21:53:01
- GFY sideways refs* - PapaDels September 5, 2026, 21:52:59
- Absolute garbage* - Ron McDon September 5, 2026, 21:52:58
- What a terrible call by the referees there * - ATL September 5, 2026, 21:52:57
- That is bs. No way* - John Coctostan September 5, 2026, 21:52:50
- Clock was at zero. Bullshit. * - DocWalk20 September 5, 2026, 21:52:30
- That’s some bullshit. Time ran out.* - LovetheChief September 5, 2026, 21:52:29
- No way* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 5, 2026, 21:52:19
- What a terrible call and joke* - OrangeSox September 5, 2026, 21:52:13
- What, how????* - OB25 September 5, 2026, 21:52:09
- HOW* - assassin September 5, 2026, 21:51:59
- Need more shots of sad Michigan fans.* - Toonces September 5, 2026, 21:51:51
- Terrible use of time* - bjl63 September 5, 2026, 21:51:32
- Wasted time and threw it out of the field of play. Doh!* - DocWalk20 September 5, 2026, 21:50:50
- MUCK FICHIGAN* - PapaDels September 5, 2026, 21:50:24
- Even that completed pass was a terrible throw* - OrangeSox September 5, 2026, 21:48:45
- If they didn’t fumble that snap I was thinking 4 down territory* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 5, 2026, 21:43:10
- He did not snap that at all like the QB was under center, color guy.* - Carl Spackler September 5, 2026, 21:41:40
- Lopati time?* - ATL September 5, 2026, 21:36:52
- You can see the fear and pain in the eyes of the Michigan coach. 0-1 and the hottest seat ever.* - Toonces September 5, 2026, 21:33:59
- Underwood cost how much?!?!* - OrangeSox September 5, 2026, 21:32:22
- lollololololol* - biclops September 5, 2026, 21:32:09
- Just incredibly obvious calls against Michigan being missed.* - Carl Spackler September 5, 2026, 21:29:51
- Seems like running into* - illini222 September 5, 2026, 21:29:50
- WMU has zero respect for Michigan’s offense. Might have been a little more aggressive there though…* - OB25 September 5, 2026, 21:29:07
- Eagle and Blackledge are an strong pair* - bjl63 September 5, 2026, 21:26:30
- former Illini Hunter Whitenack playing OL * - Poldark September 5, 2026, 21:22:57
- Hunter Whitenack mentioned * - ATL September 5, 2026, 21:22:15
- GO FOR IT* - Carl Spackler September 5, 2026, 21:22:05
- Bench Underwood. Michigan 10 1st downs. 10 penalties * - Poldark September 5, 2026, 21:21:30
- Seeing NIL turn Dabo Swinney into a pumpkin has been fun to watch* - OrangeSox September 5, 2026, 21:19:07
- Utah State gonna lose to a FCS school in their first game as a Pac 12 school* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 5, 2026, 21:17:38
- How is it possible that we seem to always have better WR’s than Michigan these days?* - OB25 September 5, 2026, 21:15:28
- Heh. Their Underwood makes more than ours. * - assassin September 5, 2026, 21:14:47
- Michigan losing this would be hilarious.* - Toonces September 5, 2026, 21:09:57
- Holy WMU fat kicker.* - Carl Spackler September 5, 2026, 21:06:46
- How do you miss that, he held into the facemask for an eternity* - OB25 September 5, 2026, 21:06:20
- The hell is the line judge looking at??* - assassin September 5, 2026, 21:05:59
- 11 minute drive and going for WMU* - ECEIllinois September 5, 2026, 21:04:29
- 13:40* - ATL September 5, 2026, 21:07:05
- Mr Brightside is such a terrible tradition * - biclops September 5, 2026, 20:58:02
- Yeah but I also think it’s a lame song. * - bjl63 September 5, 2026, 21:06:18
- Truth* - Carl Spackler September 5, 2026, 21:07:11
- Cosign
- IlliniSax05 September 5, 2026, 21:07:00
- I like the idea of having a fun beginning of 4th quarter singalong tradition but… - OB25 September 5, 2026, 21:04:04
- It’s so cringe. - assassin September 5, 2026, 20:58:49
- NW with like an 18 yard punt * - assassin September 5, 2026, 20:53:38
- 10* - Herman Blume September 5, 2026, 20:54:04
- WMU needs to somehow scheme up 1 big play and they could actually win this* - OB25 September 5, 2026, 20:47:18
- Elzy already not making plays for LSU* - OrangeSox September 5, 2026, 20:43:43
- Had to google which team was the pac 12 team between Colorado state and Wyoming* - ECEIllinois September 5, 2026, 20:43:25
- lol why is BYU playing Utah Tech* - assassin September 5, 2026, 20:39:35
- The all Maize is a terrible look. Giving me a headache.* - Toonces September 5, 2026, 20:35:37
- Have they made college halftimes even longer? They’ve felt like an eternity this week.* - OB25 September 5, 2026, 20:29:37
- Someone tell Larry to donate to the schools he actually attended*
- CanHartlebHireSnider September 5, 2026, 20:09:25
- Just a reminder the Texas A&M police account is hilarious… - LeatherneckIllini September 5, 2026, 20:07:44
- Maybe Underwood ain’t it* - biclops September 5, 2026, 20:04:11
- Maybe?* - bjl63 September 5, 2026, 20:49:15
- What in the world is Michigan even doing throwing the ball here* - OB25 September 5, 2026, 20:04:04
- I didn’t realize NW was still playing in their temp stadium * - biclops September 5, 2026, 19:13:14
- 2 hour delay for Clemson/LSU isn’t fair with how shit this primetime slate is. - OB25 September 5, 2026, 19:04:54
- The Michigan all yellows are gross. * - assassin September 5, 2026, 19:02:59
- Go Gators!* - ATL September 5, 2026, 18:51:23
- Not a fan of seeing so many familiar names at new schools every season* - ECEIllinois September 5, 2026, 18:46:57
- Duke can run the ball. Hope we tackle better* - WhitmansFolly September 5, 2026, 18:43:26
- I know the announcers went at them but I kind of think Baylor played this perfectly* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 5, 2026, 18:14:27
- Tulane isn’t good folks * - ATL September 5, 2026, 17:46:45
- Oklahoma State you idiots * - Poldark September 5, 2026, 17:42:18
- The quarter mile walk to the locker room at Duke is kinda crazy * - ATL September 5, 2026, 17:23:19
- We’ve returned to the usual scene in Oregon home games… - OB25 September 5, 2026, 17:14:47
- Debut of the new-look OK State not going particularly well* - bjl63 September 5, 2026, 17:04:27
- Even when conservative, Tulane's uniforms still rock* - bjl63 September 5, 2026, 16:26:46
- Immediately clear how Duke’s offense will attack us* - opossum jenkins September 5, 2026, 16:07:14
- Man, NIU is absolutely horrible* - opossum jenkins September 5, 2026, 15:55:44
- what is targeting for 100 alex…. - LeatherneckIllini September 5, 2026, 15:54:02
- Boise State whipping Oregon on LOS - Poldark September 5, 2026, 15:53:40
- That’s a playcall you run if you’re going for it Boise. Come on* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 5, 2026, 15:52:39
- NIU is really bad. Tough way to enter the MWC* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 5, 2026, 15:50:39
- Baylor/Auburn really testing the ‘bad football is better than no football’ motto - OB25 September 5, 2026, 15:49:59
- Somethin brewing at Autzen* - assassin September 5, 2026, 15:32:03
- DJ Lagway. Woof* - OB25 September 5, 2026, 15:12:06
- Heck of an opening drive by Boise* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 5, 2026, 14:49:45
- If you would have told me in 2013 that Golesh would one day be the HC at Auburn I don’t think - biclops September 5, 2026, 14:48:28
- Fire Eddie George * - Poldark September 5, 2026, 14:45:50
- It is unbelievable how bad these CW Sports productions are* - opossum jenkins September 5, 2026, 13:31:42
- SCOUTING: Tulane at Duke 2:30 PM Philo Time ACC Network * - Poldark September 5, 2026, 13:31:13
- North Texas is moving the ball pretty decently vs IU* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 5, 2026, 13:29:11
- Nebraska playing dumb* - biclops September 5, 2026, 12:29:55
- Matt Rhule is a tremendous fraud. He isn’t building anything over there.* - OB25 September 5, 2026, 12:02:57
- Keelon Russell looks great for Bama. Ryan Coleman-Williams sucks* - bjl63 September 5, 2026, 11:51:01
- Nice to see my visceral hatred toward IU has returned. * - illini September 5, 2026, 11:20:21
- Way to start the season, Nebraska* - opossum jenkins September 5, 2026, 11:07:03
- IU’s mascot is a Bison? Get the fuck out of here.* - Toonces September 5, 2026, 11:04:45
- LSU not chancing it in week 1, did not put the NFL guys on the active roster for tomorrow* - OB25 September 4, 2026, 22:36:20
- Go Toledo* - UofIL6 September 4, 2026, 21:35:01
- Fitzee in trouble. Toledo takes lead in 4th* - OB25 September 4, 2026, 21:34:39
- I’m very glad that the language in Mensah’s Duke contract wasn’t ironclad.* - OB25 September 4, 2026, 20:39:30
- Stupid Coenen playing well for MSU* - assassin September 4, 2026, 20:19:35
- Colorado GT was boring as hell and then chaos. Seemed like a bad snap hold for GT* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 3, 2026, 22:45:58
- A judge made all the SEC guys eligible, so now the ball is in Lane’s court. - OB25 September 3, 2026, 20:27:09
- Rutgers coming back!* - bbonb September 3, 2026, 20:14:13
- Fire Greg Schiano and Chris Tamas* - Poldark September 3, 2026, 20:08:43
- stand up for special teams* - biclops September 3, 2026, 19:58:57
- UMass has an OL with a 22-letter last name.* - Toonces September 3, 2026, 19:56:14
- Pretty blatant OPI* - Herman Blume September 3, 2026, 19:52:47
- Comeback begins now * - assassin September 3, 2026, 19:51:51
- The crazy thing is that UMass should be beating them by more* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 3, 2026, 19:46:48
- This game is going WAY long * - Orangeillini September 3, 2026, 19:39:58
- This Rutgers QB is atrocious* - snipes824 September 3, 2026, 19:37:33
- The Buttgers QB might not be good. #hottake * - OB25 September 3, 2026, 19:37:32
- My god. * - assassin September 3, 2026, 19:36:51
- This really is the sort of stuff that’ll get ya fired* - opossum jenkins September 3, 2026, 19:32:41
- Buttgers. * - assassin September 3, 2026, 19:24:19
- If UMass has a Kicker who can hit from 52, seems like everyone should * - memyselfandillini September 3, 2026, 18:59:40
- lmao - ECEIllinois September 3, 2026, 18:28:55
- Lol.* - Toonces September 3, 2026, 18:39:07
- Do we play Rutgers this year?* - Toonces September 3, 2026, 18:21:11
- Nope* - OWWDig September 3, 2026, 18:23:36
- Fuck me.* - Toonces September 3, 2026, 18:38:40
- UMASS has genuine speed and athleticism. They’re not big, but they’re real* - opossum jenkins September 3, 2026, 18:06:58
- I have empathy for Buttgers fans and the feelings they are feeling right now. - OB25 September 3, 2026, 17:55:25
- Rutgers was like 30 point favorites and they do not look it* - CanHartlebHireSnider September 3, 2026, 17:52:20
- oh man. that is CLASSIC Buttgers* - assassin September 3, 2026, 17:51:54
- Went to our schedule to double check if Buttgers was on it after seeing Umass shred them - OB25 September 3, 2026, 17:45:46
- UMASS!!! takes a 14-7 lead * - jdl September 3, 2026, 17:45:17
- 21-7 * - jdl September 3, 2026, 17:54:39
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