The Deuce: My guess is, he was a virgin, and Alma Mater stood up and squashed him

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My guess is, he was a virgin, and Alma Mater stood up and squashed him

Posted by Stu

on September 28, 2026, 16:28:21, in reply to "Body found this am at the Alma Mater on campus."

That's what it was designed to do

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Unidentified male. Sadly likely suicide or accidental death given the location and the UIPD saying no threat to community.

https://dailyillini.com/news-stories/champaign-urbana/crime/police-blotter/2026/09/28/body-alma-mater/

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Body found this am at the Alma Mater on campus. - SurfTheBoneyard September 28, 2026, 15:26:09

29 year old Alex Rodriguez* - assassin September 28, 2026, 16:31:45
- It's just his skin. He shed it to become CENTAUR.* - Warrin'_Illini September 28, 2026, 16:39:43
My guess is, he was a virgin, and Alma Mater stood up and squashed him - Stu September 28, 2026, 16:28:21

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