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Body found this am at the Alma Mater on campus.

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard User icon on September 28, 2026, 15:26:09

Unidentified male. Sadly likely suicide or accidental death given the location and the UIPD saying no threat to community.

https://dailyillini.com/news-stories/champaign-urbana/crime/police-blotter/2026/09/28/body-alma-mater/

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29 year old Alex Rodriguez*

Posted by assassin User icon on September 28, 2026, 16:31:45, in reply to "Body found this am at the Alma Mater on campus."

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

It's just his skin. He shed it to become CENTAUR.*

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I said forget about it cuh

My guess is, he was a virgin, and Alma Mater stood up and squashed him

Posted by Stu User icon on September 28, 2026, 16:28:21, in reply to "Body found this am at the Alma Mater on campus."

That's what it was designed to do

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Chicken Little poster child

Bobby Hauck committed seppoku?*

Posted by Poldark User icon on September 28, 2026, 16:27:22, in reply to "Body found this am at the Alma Mater on campus."

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Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"Arsenal fans are the only ones that consistently behave like dicks to a rival fanbase."

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