The Deuce: Hahahaaaa, someone’s scared shitless*

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Hahahaaaa, someone’s scared shitless*

Posted by Jackie

on October 9, 2026, 14:10:48, in reply to "Mike Johnson campaigning for the Dems"

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Current Events - week of Oct. 5. Prominent Illinois Republican/Child Molester dies - ATL October 5, 2026, 09:02:29

The Susan Dell memes are even better than the Eric Schmitt memes. - complainant October 11, 2026, 22:53:13
Not that it matters, but Trump TV ads ordered to cease immediately. - complainant October 11, 2026, 18:28:02
Looking Good Kacey Musgraves - ATL October 11, 2026, 16:53:40
- Choosin' Texas I can tell* - Sounder October 11, 2026, 21:59:31
US and German right-wing Internet traffic way down after Ukraine bombs Russian data centers. - complainant October 11, 2026, 13:56:25
- Confirming evidence - ATL October 11, 2026, 16:49:43
  - counterpoint (unfortunately) - complainant October 11, 2026, 22:46:11
    - What am I missing? - DT October 12, 2026, 06:34:52
Trump begs Fetterman to switch parties because he’s desperate - Stu October 11, 2026, 08:53:17
- Make it 52-48 and he doesn’t matter* - TarheelIllini October 11, 2026, 21:13:18
Treasury Sec Scott Bessent - UofIL6 October 10, 2026, 21:34:04
- Catty gay man is such an unoriginal schtick too. * - illini October 11, 2026, 07:39:03
- He signs his correspondence "Aunt Bessent"? * - doubledown October 11, 2026, 07:10:08
  - Such a queen* - shua October 11, 2026, 07:38:49
  - Hey Scott: Scoreboard! - ATL October 11, 2026, 07:38:30
- Fuck these petty ass fuckers* - Sounder October 11, 2026, 07:09:55
Justice Dept investigating 5 major news networks for antitrust violations - assassin October 10, 2026, 21:12:30
God I hope the people still using Twitter do this - ATL October 10, 2026, 20:00:42
- He got Community Noted, and Amazon blocked his transactions. - complainant October 10, 2026, 20:33:26
  - ooo - ATL October 10, 2026, 20:46:21
Neither marrying, nor boffing - complainant October 10, 2026, 19:57:48
- Correction - Carl Spackler October 10, 2026, 19:59:13
Nobody hates republican voters more than republican politicians - ATL October 10, 2026, 18:04:33
- That’s unfair. He knows they were specifically chosen for those seats for that exact reason* - Sammich October 10, 2026, 20:55:04
  - Where is his African American?* - complainant October 10, 2026, 21:07:06
- “Could”?* - DT October 10, 2026, 19:30:58
Houthis hit a terminal in Riyadh airport. - ECEIllinois October 10, 2026, 16:44:30
- Time for the Saudis to just full on invade Yemen. - assassin October 10, 2026, 16:50:03
  - Probably would be incredibly incompetent* - gvibes October 10, 2026, 18:59:49
    - Hey it’s not my blood or treasure - assassin October 10, 2026, 20:15:10
    - They’d have to hire out South Asians to get any semblance of competence * - ATL October 10, 2026, 19:03:33
  - The Saudi and gulf ruling classes are the softest people you’ll ever meet - ATL October 10, 2026, 18:05:42
    - donglovergood.gif* - Sammich October 10, 2026, 20:53:36
      - heh heh heh - assassin October 10, 2026, 21:13:07
        
        *points and fingers* * - Sammich October 10, 2026, 21:21:46
        
        that's assault, brother* - assassin October 10, 2026, 21:37:29
  - They’ve been supporting a counteroffensive that started recently - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 16:52:15
    - Top of the line equipment but commanded by the failsons of the Saudi elites* - ECEIllinois October 10, 2026, 18:41:18
      - it'd be tremendous content* - assassin October 10, 2026, 18:41:45
people in Michigan have to be tired of this culture war shit, right? - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:28:03
- Have seen multiple ads about Talarico wanting to surgically trans your kid so far today* - ECEIllinois October 10, 2026, 16:43:47
  - It's either trans surgeries at school or trans girls in sports. That's the red meat* - UofIL6 October 10, 2026, 18:42:31
- Watching sports is wild. - CanHartlebHireSnider October 10, 2026, 15:32:17
  - Yep, the rhetoric in all these ads is so vile* - UofIL6 October 10, 2026, 15:33:33
- And with Mike Rodgers wearing a UofM shirt, which he didn’t go to and his opponent did :) * - shua October 10, 2026, 15:29:37
  - Rooting for UM but not having gone there is more authentic than most politicians.* - DT October 10, 2026, 16:49:45
    - truth. wal-mart wolverines is the pejorative* - Nobster October 10, 2026, 18:33:59
      - They're the majority, aren't they? - complainant October 10, 2026, 19:42:20
Reporter confused about the difference between POTUS and Twitch Streamer - ATL October 10, 2026, 14:04:08
So we're now officially allied with Russia - ECEIllinois October 10, 2026, 12:54:36
- US fights Iran, Iran supported by Russia, US buys oil from Russia, Russia sends money to Iran - illini222 October 10, 2026, 13:59:03
- We have been all along. Ever since he coordinated with them to get elected in 2016. * - doubledown October 10, 2026, 13:50:04
  - It's quite possible he's been in Russia's back pocket since the late 80's or early 90's* - Sounder October 10, 2026, 13:52:45
- Well, Trump is an idiot, so……* - Mrap24 October 10, 2026, 13:17:41
Is it Scavino or Natalie who doesn't know how to use a comma? - complainant October 10, 2026, 00:21:37
- He’s such an embarrassment * - shua October 10, 2026, 08:21:14
  - Only Trump could complain about not getting a Nobel Peace Prize - Sounder October 10, 2026, 13:13:05
Francodeucers: Would you translate Max Miller's GF's name as "from the trash" or "at the trash?" - complainant October 9, 2026, 23:10:13
- Like trash.* - Toonces October 10, 2026, 08:12:30
- lol - biclops October 10, 2026, 07:53:26
  - She is cpsteine?* - ATL October 10, 2026, 13:41:37
  - I think I’d rather go to jail than have it publicized I shop at Spirit Halloween. * - illini October 10, 2026, 08:16:01
    - Trump rallies these days are so empty that Spirit Halloween rents vendor space.* - DT October 10, 2026, 13:40:35
- I believe it’s “in the style of trash”. * - assassin October 10, 2026, 00:01:49
I'm starting to think Markwayne is neither the best nor the brightest. - complainant October 9, 2026, 21:13:22
- He squeezes a stress ball during press conferences. - SurfTheBoneyard October 9, 2026, 21:23:06
- He’s dumb even for Oklahoma. * - doubledown October 9, 2026, 21:21:18
Trump comes out for single payer healthcare plan. - larue33 October 9, 2026, 21:01:11
- 95-5.* - Toonces October 9, 2026, 21:42:42
- I'll bet he genuinely believes what he's saying. - complainant October 9, 2026, 21:26:35
  - he and his people definitely have a kickback to Trump as part of this* - Sounder October 10, 2026, 00:58:49
Somehow still not a worse name than “Donald Trump” - snipes824 October 9, 2026, 18:37:26
guess we know why Trump's now wearing Jos A. Bank - ECEIllinois October 9, 2026, 18:06:24
- Derek Guy is such a good Twitter follow* - Sounder October 10, 2026, 13:15:06
  - Hardened by years of styleforum posting* - gvibes October 10, 2026, 15:13:34
- Jos A. Stank - SurfTheBoneyard October 9, 2026, 19:44:03
  - Jos A Wank - ATL October 10, 2026, 06:01:18
It appears that voters may be agitated. - complainant October 9, 2026, 18:03:25
Vought better be cooking up something fierce - MC October 9, 2026, 16:46:26
- I feel like excluding young voters from these polls might improve their predictive abilities* - Sammich October 9, 2026, 16:51:59
- Where is GOP getting *new* votes from? Moscow? * - MC October 9, 2026, 16:47:27
  - South Africa* - complainant October 9, 2026, 17:39:42
Trump lifts sanctions on Russia to do Diesel deal with Putin. Not the Onion* - UofIL6 October 9, 2026, 14:06:06
- lol it's not even enough fuel to do anything of consequence. pathetic* - assassin October 9, 2026, 16:32:49
  - People are not even sure this deal is real and we will ever get any oil * - MC October 10, 2026, 15:32:57
  - It's really a drop in the global bucket. Trump just wants to act like he's doing something.* - Stu October 9, 2026, 16:35:20
- can not be more disgusted with the current administration* - ECEIllinois October 9, 2026, 15:51:04
  - wait 12 hours* - memyselfandillini October 10, 2026, 06:21:21
  - Yeah but stocks are up, so morons are happy* - John Coctostan October 9, 2026, 19:28:14
  - [JD] Just give us another chance! [/JD]* - Sammich October 9, 2026, 15:59:22
    - I guess he's now insinuating that Amy Acton has a drinking problem or something? - ECEIllinois October 9, 2026, 16:18:59
      - I really hope he’s the 2028 GOP candidate, he’s so cringey and I can’t imagine… - shua October 9, 2026, 16:45:19
        
        Vance/Schmitt 2028!* - Sammich October 9, 2026, 16:50:24
    - Vance can’t dance but he’ll steal your money.* - DT October 9, 2026, 16:17:09
      - That’s a great reference* - PapaDels October 9, 2026, 21:03:54
  - Just wait for Russ Vought's new scheme* - UofIL6 October 9, 2026, 15:58:42
  - You're not hyped for the livestreamed public execution?* - Warrin'_Illini October 9, 2026, 15:56:29
    - I mean that depends on who's being executed* - ECEIllinois October 9, 2026, 16:17:55
      - Anyone who calls AI AI. You know, THE ENEMY* - Stu October 9, 2026, 16:23:20
  - Give them a few days (or hours). They'll give you even more reason * - opey8 October 9, 2026, 15:53:15
- Can you even Roll Coal if it's not Russian Deisel? - tvillini October 9, 2026, 15:12:54
- Next up: Trump to supply Patriot missiles to Russia to protect refineries* - Stu October 9, 2026, 14:57:09
- Art of the deal* - gvibes October 9, 2026, 14:52:47
- what the fuck* - John Coctostan October 9, 2026, 14:18:07
- Putin must think he's getting military assistance out of the deal, because he can't afford to sell - complainant October 9, 2026, 14:16:55
Mike Johnson campaigning for the Dems - Sammich October 9, 2026, 13:58:55
- Choose your own joke-venture - DT October 9, 2026, 15:16:05
- Hahahaaaa, someone’s scared shitless* - Jackie October 9, 2026, 14:10:48
I can only imagine how gross this is going to be if it involves Russ Vought - UofIL6 October 9, 2026, 11:03:21
- He’s a huge POS and a real danger because he has no need for the spotlight - Jackie October 9, 2026, 11:55:35
  - I was told Project 2025 wasn’t a real thing * - ATL October 9, 2026, 14:11:27
- considering the source, it's probable not even Vought knows what he's talking about* - Sammich October 9, 2026, 11:30:58
Why is Trump so scared of the ICC? - doubledown October 9, 2026, 10:20:10
- Yeah, you know me* - timmer October 9, 2026, 14:58:15
- We don’t hand people over to the ICC. - SurfTheBoneyard October 9, 2026, 10:21:49
Looks like democrats are trying to create a new plandemic just in time for the midterms - biclops October 8, 2026, 18:48:25
- i admire the hard-hitting journalism required to get both of those photos* - VIV October 9, 2026, 10:22:21
But seriously, how does Trump saying we are not attacking Iran until after midterms - gvibes October 8, 2026, 16:01:41
- We’ve had two years of this stuff. When Trump says he’ll attack he doesnt - CanHartlebHireSnider October 8, 2026, 16:25:16
  - I hope he does. The stupid cohort of the lefties need to come home * - ATL October 8, 2026, 16:56:27
    - It will never happen. They're just as dumb as MAGA. In some cases they *are* MAGA. - complainant October 8, 2026, 17:15:32
- My guess is that he's hoping the based-on-vibes oil market comes down a little * - UofIL6 October 8, 2026, 16:17:36
We are doing public executions now. Cool - gvibes October 8, 2026, 15:18:52
- We're in good company - KingTalkyTiki October 9, 2026, 11:42:56
- Hegseth should chop the guy’s head off with a knife on camera - DT October 9, 2026, 10:32:53
- Public executions=cool. Drag shows=bad* - Taz October 9, 2026, 10:25:57
- Fuck Nidal Hasan but this is also pretty fucking gross. Who wants to watch this?* - VIV October 9, 2026, 10:24:32
- The Onion is the oracle - gvibes October 8, 2026, 21:00:02
- I hope we get rid of this in 2030 or 31. * - doubledown October 8, 2026, 17:16:22
  - I see what you did there. - complainant October 8, 2026, 17:24:14
- Rejoice, for the Golden Age of America is upon us* - Tortillini October 8, 2026, 17:01:05
- Sign of a well functioning democracy * - ATL October 8, 2026, 15:24:13
  - Probably not a great development for capital punishment advocates.* - complainant October 8, 2026, 15:58:40
    - TBF if Pete is in charge Hasan is going to live a long and healthy life * - ATL October 8, 2026, 16:57:28
Microsoft being suspended from green card program - DocWalk20 October 8, 2026, 12:23:23
- Solid investment Satya - ATL October 8, 2026, 12:25:14
  - This economy is getting so bad you can't even buy influence with the government any more. * - doubledown October 8, 2026, 12:36:25
    - buying power definitely down* - memyselfandillini October 8, 2026, 14:34:19
he'd womanize, he'd drink. he'd make outrageous claims like using the term AI makes you the enemy - assassin October 8, 2026, 12:21:57
- Then why is the SI.gov homepage still "www.ai.gov"?* - Tortillini October 8, 2026, 13:26:45
  - SI is all over NIH. Not supposed to say AI when describing your work - memyselfandillini October 8, 2026, 14:14:17
  - I’m sure this has hit many before my dumbass but SI.gov makes me feel like it’s Rick Reilly - CanHartlebHireSnider October 8, 2026, 13:29:18
- Well, Trump is my enemy, so that tracks. * - doubledown October 8, 2026, 12:23:18
Not sure if legit but doesn’t seem good - MC October 8, 2026, 11:58:13
- Given the polling, the odds that Trump tries to fuck with the voting is near 100% - UofIL6 October 8, 2026, 12:42:35
- Weird, a lot of those look like battleground states. What a coincidence. * - doubledown October 8, 2026, 12:22:51
What does socialism mean? - Sounder October 8, 2026, 11:03:35
- Word salad* - Blazer October 8, 2026, 18:35:00
- Just how much does he hate Usha? And how much does Usha hate herself?* - ATL October 8, 2026, 11:08:14
  - Fuck Usha, she chose this. How much does he hate his kids?* - Sammich October 8, 2026, 11:12:12
    - Not half as much as they will hate him* - memyselfandillini October 8, 2026, 11:51:20
      - will?* - opey8 October 8, 2026, 11:55:53
    - Hundo P - ATL October 8, 2026, 11:22:04
- Peter Thiel is not a good judge of talent* - Sammich October 8, 2026, 11:05:31
Can we go ahead and end the Portnoy era - Sounder October 8, 2026, 10:22:52
- Portnoy sucks but this along with much of his other stuff is an act - CanHartlebHireSnider October 8, 2026, 10:32:01
  - Fuck that. That makes it worse. The last 10 years have demonstrated that there are too many - doubledown October 8, 2026, 11:15:41
    - I'm talking about Dave Portnoy being a loudmouth boorish Boston sports fan - CanHartlebHireSnider October 8, 2026, 13:59:53
      - On the other hand for every person who understands this there are 1,000 people who take it seriously - ATL October 8, 2026, 16:58:36
  - Of course it’s an act, I am saying make the act go away* - Sounder October 8, 2026, 11:00:19
- I've also never seen Dave Portnoy with my own two eyes, so I guess that means he's not real either.* - doubledown October 8, 2026, 10:31:26
  - I was at the illini tailgate where he showed up last year. But they moved us - Taz October 8, 2026, 12:41:18
  - i have. he was in the lobby of the Omni hotel in Indy for the final four. - VIV October 8, 2026, 10:46:59
    - Yep, I saw him there as well* - Mrap24 October 8, 2026, 12:05:35
    - Supposedly he stands on his tip toes for photos. * - doubledown October 8, 2026, 10:54:36
      - ooo - VIV October 8, 2026, 11:02:07
      - Not supposedly, there are nunerous video documentation of him doing it* - Sounder October 8, 2026, 11:01:19
- Of course this punk bitch waited until after Buzz Aldrin died to say this shit* - Sammich October 8, 2026, 10:24:33
  - Buzz is still alive* - CanHartlebHireSnider October 8, 2026, 10:30:32
    - dadgum it* - Sammich October 8, 2026, 10:37:29
    - Are you looking at him right now? * - doubledown October 8, 2026, 10:32:06
Leopards ate my face - Sounder October 8, 2026, 10:06:17
- the leopards are reaching Mr. Creosote levels at this point* - Sammich October 8, 2026, 10:17:35
  - acknowledged* - Tortillini October 8, 2026, 10:20:27
    - +1. No, make it the lot* - memyselfandillini October 8, 2026, 11:56:18
- there must be some other cambridge analytica type thing that happened in targeting people - torinese October 8, 2026, 10:16:20
Skeletor - TarheelIllini October 8, 2026, 09:38:51
- It's discussed like 4-5 subthreads down - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 8, 2026, 09:45:38
  - I was in a hurry and labeled it with the topic. - TarheelIllini October 8, 2026, 10:48:37
  - Just another Tarheelism * - doubledown October 8, 2026, 09:46:37
If you own bitcoin? You’re about to be totally fucked. - LeatherneckIllini October 8, 2026, 07:36:20
- if the reply tweet is correct, bitcoin is not even in the top million of problems that will result - John Coctostan October 8, 2026, 09:14:39
  - Public Key Cryptography, specifically. But PKC has a lot of different algorithms, a number of which - doubledown October 8, 2026, 09:34:11
    - sure. i'm just saying the shared tweets have very little to do with crypto currency* - John Coctostan October 8, 2026, 09:44:31
  - possibly related - ATL October 8, 2026, 09:16:36
- Until a Satoshi coin moves, there's not much to be concerned about. * - doubledown October 8, 2026, 08:30:26
- it's like sneakers, but aligned with republicans* - torinese October 8, 2026, 07:44:33
lf you die of plague blame the University of Illinois and RFK jr… - LeatherneckIllini October 8, 2026, 07:24:16
- WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE* - VIV October 8, 2026, 08:16:56
- The inclusion of the UofI project in that article seems gratuitous. Doesn't seem to be any link - ATL October 8, 2026, 07:39:13
So mma fans Tim Kennedy apparently got ambushed in Africa working for a PMC… - LeatherneckIllini October 8, 2026, 06:35:04
"please stop texting me about the crimes we're doing" says our Hellenic Ambassador - assassin October 7, 2026, 18:15:57
- I hope there are very severe and public consequences for this shit. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 20:44:19
  - She's already been sentenced to a life of Mar-a-Lago Face. That's cruel & unusual. - complainant October 8, 2026, 00:46:57
    - there's no mental gymnastics I can perform that can convince me that looks good... - shua October 8, 2026, 07:07:52
      - there are academic articles on the psychology of these kinds of overt, party first absurdities - opey8 October 8, 2026, 08:52:13
        
        Does it look/feel better than natural during oral sexes? * - illinijohn October 8, 2026, 12:19:14
      - ooo - ATL October 8, 2026, 07:18:56
Only Republicans can save you from capitalism - ATL October 7, 2026, 17:50:22
- Is it wrong that I kinda want a free Trump knife? I'll report back with details.* - JFG October 7, 2026, 19:34:22
  - Yup...makes sense. - JFG October 7, 2026, 19:39:06
    - How much does the Free Trump Knife cost? I need you to see this thing through. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 19:40:11
      - Maybe it’s a “free Trump!” Knife to attack deep state ninjas if they kidnap him.* - DT October 7, 2026, 19:55:03
        
        You’d have to be a pretty bad dude to pull that off. ^ - assassin October 7, 2026, 20:01:36
      - No way. I have to enter my e-mail and phone number. I'm skeered.* - JFG October 7, 2026, 19:40:44
        
        Just enter Stu’s - ATL October 7, 2026, 19:43:33
- ooo - complainant October 7, 2026, 18:11:18
- Smarmiest* - memyselfandillini October 7, 2026, 18:00:55
Every time i see Christa Pike I am reminded of this - Stu October 7, 2026, 17:45:18
- Your father was captain of a starship for 12 minutes. - Sammich October 8, 2026, 09:31:35
- I'm reminded of Clerks! "I'm not even supposed to be here today"* - ATL October 8, 2026, 09:15:08
- Trying not to think too much about waking up after that* - RVA October 7, 2026, 19:49:28
- Addendum/afterthought: Also when I see Mitch McConnell* - Stu October 7, 2026, 17:55:53
LOL at this headline - OB25 October 7, 2026, 14:59:59
I can do whatever I want, if I want - UofIL6 October 7, 2026, 14:01:35
- And yet he is the second scariest person in the frame. SKELETOR!* - memyselfandillini October 7, 2026, 17:19:02
  - And Scott Bessent looks like he escaped from the uncanny valley* - shua October 7, 2026, 17:27:48
  - whoops. Why does ATL even post?* - memyselfandillini October 7, 2026, 17:20:52
- Brave quote from a guy nicknamed TACO * - MC October 7, 2026, 15:00:27
- He’s such a whiny bitch. What a coward.* - Mrap24 October 7, 2026, 14:45:59
- Where does Polymarket have him fleeing to on January 19th? * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 14:20:12
Kegbreath needs another testosterone injection. - complainant October 7, 2026, 13:27:14
- Shocking that No-Tab Pete talks a big game... - KingTalkyTiki October 7, 2026, 13:51:15
  - Do you get tabs for successfully doing pullups or something? * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 13:52:20
Can somebody tell me who the femskeletor/drag queen is in this video? - ATL October 7, 2026, 13:26:41
- My fucking god, this is what happens when you give inordinate power to the shithole states - ATL October 7, 2026, 18:03:45
  - Is that a still from Mars Attacks!?* - DT October 7, 2026, 19:53:40
    - OOO - Stu October 7, 2026, 20:29:19
- "Skeletonized" is a verb used in this video about her, which features - complainant October 7, 2026, 13:57:36
  - Give her a break, she was seriously burned in a fire trying to save their three dogs. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 14:25:39
    - I thought they resurrected this lady - ATL October 7, 2026, 15:11:11
- 1. I thought it wasn't a "war?" 2. I thought we won it over 30 times already?* - VIV October 7, 2026, 13:34:43
  - It'll be over in two weeks. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 13:36:20
    - To be fair to the admin, it was. They just haven’t admitted it yet.* - DT October 7, 2026, 15:18:22
- Susan Dell. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 13:33:24
  - Ho.Lee.Fuk. - ATL October 7, 2026, 14:26:30
Heating oil price up 80% over last year in Maine? - complainant October 7, 2026, 12:51:41
- new england governments have failed homeowners by not encouraging conversion to gas where lines - torinese October 7, 2026, 13:54:26
  - Mmm... There have been a lot of gas line extensions going on for many years - Stu October 7, 2026, 15:15:27
  - 36% of Quebec's homes are heated with heat pumps. No reason to even use gas in New England. - ATL October 7, 2026, 14:57:08
    - That's not what your linked article says. - complainant October 7, 2026, 20:24:41
- Currently in Maine - KingTalkyTiki October 7, 2026, 13:23:10
- We've been over this already. Just get little Suzy one doll instead of 37.* - Sammich October 7, 2026, 13:02:43
  - christmas ramen and holiday measles for everyone you greedy little ingrates* - memyselfandillini October 7, 2026, 17:32:49
- Can we trust Americans to put 2 and 2 together? The question of our times.* - Warrin'_Illini October 7, 2026, 12:56:17
  - Three score and seven years ago….* - memyselfandillini October 7, 2026, 17:33:26
  - part of the problem is that not enough people bother to reiterate that 2+2=4 - Sammich October 7, 2026, 13:10:42
  - ooo - ATL October 7, 2026, 13:00:27
GOP in a fight to keep SC and TX. Hell of a job, Sir * - MC October 7, 2026, 11:01:17
- you can get some great odds on sc.* - Ari Gold October 7, 2026, 16:11:05
- I’ll believe it when I see it. Polls have become increasingly more worthless in the MAGA era.* - voiceofreason October 7, 2026, 11:28:29
  - That R candidates in solid red states are running away from Trump says something. - larue33 October 7, 2026, 14:06:42
    - 35% approval says that’s the smart move. * - memyselfandillini October 7, 2026, 17:34:44
  - This. * - haighter October 7, 2026, 12:15:53
- Some of these polls are crazy, and I'm sure they understate MAGA as always, but - UofIL6 October 7, 2026, 11:08:12
  - Midterm polling error =\ Presidential year polling error. - Carl Spackler October 7, 2026, 11:50:24
  - I assume the poll responders haven’t seen the stock market numbers. They’ll vote red * - MC October 7, 2026, 11:20:47
  - Winston MFing Wolf* - VIV October 7, 2026, 11:17:10
    - I still remember that supposedly ultra-reliable Iowa poll from the day before the 24 election - DT October 7, 2026, 11:24:52
      - Not twenty. Selzer had Harris +3 in Iowa and I think she lost by 6. - Warrin'_Illini October 7, 2026, 11:27:45
        
        trump won iowa by 13. selzer had harris +3, so a 16 point swing* - VIV October 7, 2026, 11:29:29
        
        Yeah, worse than I remembered. The reason the Selzer poll was such a big deal was - Warrin'_Illini October 7, 2026, 11:33:12
  - MAGA respondents lie to pollsters, so we'll likely find out they're wrong again. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 11:14:25
    - but how many of those are left? - Sammich October 7, 2026, 11:18:53
      - We'll find out in a few weeks. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 11:23:16
  - polling shows Kansas even. Cook just changed it to toss-up* - assassin October 7, 2026, 11:11:06
Coward claims Mitch McConnell's brain is as strong as ever - ATL October 7, 2026, 10:30:30
- Do we even know for sure that Mitch can talk or not?* - Sounder October 7, 2026, 13:36:18
  - he's mumbled "aye" and "nay", but that's all i've seen - VIV October 7, 2026, 14:25:42
- also, BIDEN DID STEP DOWN - VIV October 7, 2026, 10:32:28
  - Biden did not step down* - CoronaTheirAss October 7, 2026, 14:06:12
    - Here's the specific document. - complainant October 7, 2026, 14:44:02
    - who was the 2024 democratic presidential nominee? - VIV October 7, 2026, 14:21:06
      - so…he did step down. for political reasons. And McConnell is not stepping down - memyselfandillini October 7, 2026, 17:38:41
      - Not running again is obviously not the same thing as stepping down - CoronaTheirAss October 7, 2026, 14:53:29
        
        When Biden debated Trump in July of 2024, was he not running for re-election? - VIV October 7, 2026, 15:22:56
        
        That's the crux of it. What did he stand down from? Jack shit. - CoronaTheirAss October 7, 2026, 15:43:20
        
        Again, he won 56 of 56 primaries with no one seriously challenging him. - VIV October 7, 2026, 16:00:42
        
        There is nothing pedantic about it. - CoronaTheirAss October 7, 2026, 16:21:24
        
        Oh, i fully agree that he should have resigned much earlier. - VIV October 7, 2026, 18:11:24
  - Tillis never fails to show us true shitty colors* - TarheelIllini October 7, 2026, 11:27:07
  - And regardless of Biden’s personal capacity (or lack thereof), his administration remained effective - DT October 7, 2026, 11:04:43
    - Replace trump with Reagan, and the statement holds true for his second term* - TarheelIllini October 7, 2026, 11:28:36
    - agreed. it only mattered when potential voters saw that performance and started backing away - VIV October 7, 2026, 11:16:24
  - also - ATL October 7, 2026, 10:35:53
Trump sons' investments have won billions in Pentagon contracts since his election - VIV October 7, 2026, 09:54:47
- There is a runway for someone to run on a strong stance - Sounder October 7, 2026, 13:40:29
- they're actually doing, what the Repubs thought Hunter Biden was doing* - shua October 7, 2026, 10:21:33
  - The only ones who actually thought this was what Hunter was doing were the rubes being fed - doubledown October 7, 2026, 10:35:55
    - And even accepting all the GOP accusations as true, the entire $ amount of Hunter’s corruption… - DT October 7, 2026, 11:23:20
- The Webster's Dictionary 2029 Word of the Year: Disgorgement. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 09:59:59
  - Could be the 2026 word for Illini Football.* - Warrin'_Illini October 7, 2026, 10:05:52
  - Vintners be doin the Rick Dalton point* - Sammich October 7, 2026, 10:04:42
10 year treasury yields over 5.3% and 30 year over 5.7%. * - VIV October 7, 2026, 09:52:34
- Yields are like the financial version of gains, right? It's a good thing! - Sammich October 7, 2026, 10:06:19
- Line go up and to the right?* - ATL October 7, 2026, 09:54:48
going down a rabbit hole of zachary foust - Nobster October 7, 2026, 08:01:50
- Who the fuck is this? Buzz Lightyear - Grindr Edition? * - haighter October 7, 2026, 10:19:29
- Why am I supposed to care about 10 minutes of stream of thought babbling by some guy I've never... - Illiniphil October 7, 2026, 08:57:44
  - The internet brought our lowest iqs together - CanHartlebHireSnider October 7, 2026, 10:31:34
  - i did call it a rabbit hole...also he is a REALTOR (strike 2) - Nobster October 7, 2026, 10:24:39
    - REALTOR(TM)* - memyselfandillini October 7, 2026, 17:43:15
  - This is how I feel about basically every podcast - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 7, 2026, 09:03:31
    - I’m not sure how much demand there is, but there seems to an incredible supply - DT October 7, 2026, 09:29:27
      - the "here's my opinion from behind the wheel of my car" is probably my least favorite* - Gene Parmesan October 7, 2026, 10:00:29
        
        that's more of a tiktok/X thing than podcasts - Sammich October 7, 2026, 10:03:38
        
        fair. I was as much remarking on the video that Nobster posted as podcasts - Gene Parmesan October 7, 2026, 10:06:22
billboard seen in Kansas - ATL October 7, 2026, 07:09:30
- no billboarding!* - Sammich October 7, 2026, 09:47:41
- #aqualungriff* - VIV October 7, 2026, 09:37:53
- it so weird how many of these GOP Senator and Governor candidates... - shua October 7, 2026, 08:10:23
  - Damn carpetmunchers. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 08:38:20
  - Rob Sands went hard after the Kansan running for Iowa governor last night* - ATL October 7, 2026, 08:23:04
DoD seems to really want to cover up how much damage Iran's inflicted on our gulf military bases - ATL October 7, 2026, 07:03:10
Susan Collins has a debate tonight. - SurfTheBoneyard October 6, 2026, 19:37:31
- highlight reel - complainant October 6, 2026, 21:18:27
  - WTF boardhost? What happened to all the pretty bluesky embeds?* - ATL October 7, 2026, 07:03:49
    - Works for me* - TarheelIllini October 7, 2026, 07:50:22
- I don’t understand how you can vote for a person who speaks like this. - ATL October 6, 2026, 20:29:16
  - It turns out that there are a disturbing number of people out there who - doubledown October 6, 2026, 20:32:52
    - And old* - TarheelIllini October 7, 2026, 07:51:14
    - apropos of nothing - ATL October 6, 2026, 20:44:47
- OOO - Stu October 6, 2026, 20:23:21
- *clutches pearls ** - shua October 6, 2026, 19:45:00
saw this tweet about a tree getting cleared. i think there were people in it - Nobster October 6, 2026, 16:10:36
- Go around it. Moron assholes* - memyselfandillini October 7, 2026, 17:59:37
complainant, you’re not going to believe this - ATL October 6, 2026, 15:16:30
- Also lol at the hairline* - ATL October 6, 2026, 17:35:29
- If it’s just a horse and eel going at it, is that really porn?* - Tortillini October 6, 2026, 15:21:51
  - You can get a $17 martini made by mixologist Carter Quinn at the Horse and Eel.* - DT October 6, 2026, 18:20:58
  - neigh means neigh* - VIV October 6, 2026, 15:22:52
    - chorts* - Nobster October 6, 2026, 16:02:25
    - Eel really wanted it and/or was drunk* - Stu October 6, 2026, 15:37:03
want another reason to support El Syed? Satan hates him - Nobster October 6, 2026, 15:10:43
- How dare he try to give a nuanced response or indicate a desire to learn more details and understand - DocWalk20 October 6, 2026, 15:13:51
Hey sorry for your loss, do you want to check out the helipad? - ATL October 6, 2026, 14:36:36
- Susie Wiles looks like Max Headroom in drag. * - illinijohn October 6, 2026, 20:55:57
- When you're such a psychopath, you have to make it all about you with Gold Star families.* - KingTalkyTiki October 6, 2026, 15:00:08
  - At first I was going to suggest narcissist would be a more appropriate descriptor here than - DocWalk20 October 6, 2026, 15:10:29
    - I waffled between the two....* - KingTalkyTiki October 6, 2026, 15:20:37
      - Egocentric attention whore is mine. Combines it all* - DanSaint October 6, 2026, 15:58:35
      - His death, it will be glorious* - Sounder October 6, 2026, 15:44:38
- This fucking guy. * - doubledown October 6, 2026, 14:38:26
  - I feel bad for the Gold Star family but what did you think he was going to do?* - ATL October 6, 2026, 14:39:19
    - to even make the visit they have to be huge Trumpers, so I'm sure they... - shua October 6, 2026, 15:05:46
    - “Sorry for your loss but a small price to pay to not nuke LA or San Diego”* - timmer October 6, 2026, 14:51:57
naz and s&p hit another all time high. sorry stu!* - Ari Gold October 6, 2026, 09:16:38
- Shove it! Sorry Ari!* - memyselfandillini October 7, 2026, 18:01:34
- stocks at a record high and Trump at a record low. I guess I'll take it!* - shua October 6, 2026, 09:42:48
- Thanks for your support* - Stu October 6, 2026, 09:21:38
- Only the rich matter, right Ari? - JFG October 6, 2026, 09:20:56
  - The real problem is the concentration of valuation in like 5-7 components. The other 490 companies' - ATL October 6, 2026, 09:37:40
    - No…the real problem is that “the market” is increasingly divorced from…. - haighter October 6, 2026, 10:42:14
      - I don't think they're mutually exclusive* - assassin October 6, 2026, 11:15:15
        
        Yes. They are intertwined. The indexes are not the market anymore either. - ATL October 6, 2026, 11:18:27
    - I’ve heard this sort of trend referred to as a “k-shaped economy” - DT October 6, 2026, 10:21:33
      - It can work for awhile ... - doubledown October 6, 2026, 10:36:26
        
        Unfortunately, there are a lot fewer tools available for the rabble to hold the elite accountable. - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2026, 11:05:55
        
        I think it was El Sayed who said it but he said he'd rather see a thousand millionaires be created - ATL October 6, 2026, 11:20:29
        
        I heard him say that and thought that every D should be shouting from the rooftops * - TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 12:26:24
        
        Yeah, it's pretty bad but also glad some pretenses are being dropped.* - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2026, 11:24:51
        
        Another pretense I see waning is the Second Amendment keeps a tyrannical government in - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2026, 11:28:59
        
        I saw a clip (Maxwell Gladwin I think) who said that the 2nd amendment was basically - TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 12:29:50
        
        Who is Maxwell Gladwin?* - ATL October 6, 2026, 12:41:33
        
        He's the manager of Sutherland's* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes October 6, 2026, 12:56:03
        
        please god be who i think it is* - assassin October 6, 2026, 12:42:40
        
        LOL* - Gene Parmesan October 6, 2026, 13:03:01
        
        You both know it's going to be Malcolm Gladwell. * - doubledown October 6, 2026, 12:44:36
        
        Awe man, just call that a Tarheelism* - TarheelIllini October 6, 2026, 12:54:30
        
        There's no other possible answer* - IlliniRunner October 6, 2026, 12:51:14
        
        of course we do* - assassin October 6, 2026, 12:48:26
        
        Entirely possible it could be Epstien's madame* - ATL October 6, 2026, 12:49:27
      - Look at this article and the visualization in the video (I'm shocked Bari let it see the light of - ATL October 6, 2026, 10:23:47
    - Either AI is a bubble, and it's going to take out a huge chunk of the economy when it pops, or - doubledown October 6, 2026, 09:43:02
  - People need to find a way to own assets. Fwiw, the barrier has never been lower. - Warrin'_Illini October 6, 2026, 09:31:58
Mason Miller is tipping pitches and now Trump wants San Diego to eat a nuke. What a time to be alive - LeatherneckIllini October 6, 2026, 07:20:21
- i've heard that trump clip and i think it's being taken wildly out of context. - VIV October 6, 2026, 10:17:14
Okay, he really has to be the third on this one - RVA October 6, 2026, 07:17:45
- Trump must be sweating like Jim Baker in a hotel patking lot.* - Sounder October 6, 2026, 07:22:01
  - The former Secretary of State?* - ATL October 6, 2026, 09:38:21
Fmr German spy chief arrested for treason - ATL October 6, 2026, 05:59:32
- Story as old as time. Broke so he sold what he had. There’s a reason when you have a clearance… - LeatherneckIllini October 6, 2026, 07:44:31
Finally saw some of the War.GOV commercials - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 22:56:16
Trump Admin to the rescue! Bolivian MAGA troll farm operator spared, prosecutor arrested - complainant October 5, 2026, 22:37:36
just a completely vile individual - ECEIllinois October 5, 2026, 20:12:15
- the fact that this isn't even a blip on the radar for his entire party... - shua October 6, 2026, 07:59:38
  - the cruelty is always the point* - Sounder October 6, 2026, 10:55:02
- And she’s not trans so this is just a dig at her appearance I guess?* - gvibes October 5, 2026, 23:23:02
  - Or, just to use dumb nicknames to try to tie her to a favorite GOP demographic target - UofIL6 October 5, 2026, 23:43:40
- Talking about Iran nuking LA and San Diego “a small price to pay.” Dementia doesn’t improve over - Toonces October 5, 2026, 21:28:11
  - Definitely no republicans or military personnel in those areas!* - assassin October 5, 2026, 23:20:28
ATL, you're never going to believe this. - complainant October 5, 2026, 20:00:36
- Kyle Gass NOOoooOooO* - Sammich October 5, 2026, 20:17:55
  - It's KG with the feather and the French tickler. Look out baby, he got the tools.* - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 21:46:41
- If they were Democrats, what's the likelihood that there would be no mention of it in the story? * - doubledown October 5, 2026, 20:06:39
If only Rick Scott knew some people who were in a position to stop this - ATL October 5, 2026, 16:57:10
- Medicare funds are sacrosanct, and nobody knows that better than Rick Scott* - Sammich October 5, 2026, 18:28:06
- Similarly, Harris Faulkner is trying to find the guy who did this. - complainant October 5, 2026, 17:37:41
  - SpeechlessMalFirefly.gif* - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 17:41:32
- Is that Jim Carey as Fire Marshall Bill?* - shua October 5, 2026, 17:26:50
Will Kristi Noem face criminal charges re: manta-skin table? - complainant October 5, 2026, 16:09:09
- And I’m sure there’s hundreds/thousands of similar deals throughout the government… - shua October 5, 2026, 17:25:33
- She's single AND has a manta-ray skin table?!?! - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 16:55:26
- will the failing NY Times face any consequences for their unprovoked and inaccurate attack?* - Sammich October 5, 2026, 16:34:20
- They're all getting sweeping pardons* - Sounder October 5, 2026, 16:10:41
Prominent Illinois Republican/NOT A CHILD MOLESTER backs Fatazz - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 15:34:33
- That sounds like days gone by. An authentic near-western suburban Chicago accent. - complainant October 5, 2026, 15:52:20
  - The Durkin brothers are quite prominent. - SurfTheBoneyard October 5, 2026, 22:04:46
- It's interesting - we got sitting southern Georgia republicans endorsing Ossof here - ATL October 5, 2026, 15:40:31
  - Good to know there's some good, moderate, non-MAGA Repubs left in IL* - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 15:47:31
- The beat he takes after "what he is" is hilarious. * - doubledown October 5, 2026, 15:40:09
Sorry Tiki/Spackler: Doug Burgam has ceded New Orleans to the Venezuelans. - ATL October 5, 2026, 13:23:44
- Dejemos que los buenos tiempos rueden!!! - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 13:38:47
"Banking laws" - AintHatin October 5, 2026, 12:44:30
- ...and John Wayne Gacy was just doing work on his foundation without a building permit.* - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 13:22:26
  - Lulz.* - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 13:52:36
Hey that's my rep, he even spoke at my high school - RVA October 5, 2026, 12:27:11
Looks like we've got the plague again - VIV October 5, 2026, 11:58:23
- What’s a little Yersenia Pestis among friends? - DocWalk20 October 5, 2026, 13:56:38
  - Or is it? - complainant October 5, 2026, 21:16:06
- Brining back the hits - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 12:01:06
Dems preparing to pull a McConnell - ATL October 5, 2026, 11:33:27
- suggest Merrick Garland as a compromise choice* - ECEIllinois October 5, 2026, 17:14:41
- But what if approving all Trump's judges allows you to signal you're above the fray - RVA October 5, 2026, 13:04:17
- they shouldn't confirm a single judge period. * - assassin October 5, 2026, 12:32:48
  - 1000p.* - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 13:07:44
- I'm more concerned. if the Dems take control of the House and Senate, between... - shua October 5, 2026, 12:06:09
  - They'll definitely try, but Dems would only need to convince 4 Republicans to break ranks - doubledown October 5, 2026, 12:20:56
    - There's a great opportunity for switching parties in exchange for committee chairs - complainant October 5, 2026, 15:45:43
- Dems finally decide to play dirty, too? - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 12:03:18
  - It's not dirty. It's tradition. * - doubledown October 5, 2026, 12:05:19
- Good. * - doubledown October 5, 2026, 11:35:38
i hope he's down there screaming up at us. * - VIV October 5, 2026, 10:17:37
- He was promised by Jeffrey Epstein and Jerry Sandusky he'd be up there with 78 boy virgins.* - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 10:33:24

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