lol it's not even enough fuel to do anything of consequence. pathetic*
 Previous Message  Previous Message https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/obituaries/dennis-hastert-dead.html?smtyp=cur&smid=bsky-nytimes J. Dennis Hastert, a once-obscure Illinois congressman who rose to become the longest-serving Republican speaker of the House before falling from grace in a sex abuse scandal that came to light after he left government, has died. He was 84. In a statement, the coroner in Kendall County, Ill., said Mr. Hastert died over the weekend of natural causes. No other details were provided. Mr. Hastert, a former teacher and wrestling coach, was sentenced to 15 months in federal prison in April 2016 for violating federal banking laws, having made millions of dollars in secret payments to cover up sexual misconduct with a male student. He was released in July 2017 and from then on lived out of the public eye despite his earlier prominence in Washington. Mr. Hastert admitted at his sentencing that he sexually abused teenage wrestlers as young as 14 whom he coached at Yorkville High School in Yorkville, Ill., where he worked from 1965 to 1981. The federal judge who sentenced Mr. Hastert called him “a serial child molester.”
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Current Events - week of Oct. 5. Prominent Illinois Republican/Child Molester dies - ATL October 5, 2026, 09:02:29
- The Susan Dell memes are even better than the Eric Schmitt memes. - complainant October 11, 2026, 22:53:13
- Not that it matters, but Trump TV ads ordered to cease immediately. - complainant October 11, 2026, 18:28:02
- Looking Good Kacey Musgraves - ATL October 11, 2026, 16:53:40
- US and German right-wing Internet traffic way down after Ukraine bombs Russian data centers. - complainant October 11, 2026, 13:56:25
- Trump begs Fetterman to switch parties because he’s desperate - Stu October 11, 2026, 08:53:17
- Treasury Sec Scott Bessent - UofIL6 October 10, 2026, 21:34:04
- Justice Dept investigating 5 major news networks for antitrust violations - assassin October 10, 2026, 21:12:30
- God I hope the people still using Twitter do this - ATL October 10, 2026, 20:00:42
- Neither marrying, nor boffing - complainant October 10, 2026, 19:57:48
- Correction - Carl Spackler October 10, 2026, 19:59:13
- Nobody hates republican voters more than republican politicians - ATL October 10, 2026, 18:04:33
- Houthis hit a terminal in Riyadh airport. - ECEIllinois October 10, 2026, 16:44:30
- people in Michigan have to be tired of this culture war shit, right? - assassin October 10, 2026, 15:28:03
- Reporter confused about the difference between POTUS and Twitch Streamer - ATL October 10, 2026, 14:04:08
- So we're now officially allied with Russia - ECEIllinois October 10, 2026, 12:54:36
- US fights Iran, Iran supported by Russia, US buys oil from Russia, Russia sends money to Iran - illini222 October 10, 2026, 13:59:03
- We have been all along. Ever since he coordinated with them to get elected in 2016. * - doubledown October 10, 2026, 13:50:04
- Well, Trump is an idiot, so……* - Mrap24 October 10, 2026, 13:17:41
- Is it Scavino or Natalie who doesn't know how to use a comma? - complainant October 10, 2026, 00:21:37
- Francodeucers: Would you translate Max Miller's GF's name as "from the trash" or "at the trash?" - complainant October 9, 2026, 23:10:13
- I'm starting to think Markwayne is neither the best nor the brightest. - complainant October 9, 2026, 21:13:22
- Trump comes out for single payer healthcare plan. - larue33 October 9, 2026, 21:01:11
- Somehow still not a worse name than “Donald Trump” - snipes824 October 9, 2026, 18:37:26
- guess we know why Trump's now wearing Jos A. Bank - ECEIllinois October 9, 2026, 18:06:24
- It appears that voters may be agitated. - complainant October 9, 2026, 18:03:25
- Vought better be cooking up something fierce - MC October 9, 2026, 16:46:26
- Trump lifts sanctions on Russia to do Diesel deal with Putin. Not the Onion* - UofIL6 October 9, 2026, 14:06:06
- lol it's not even enough fuel to do anything of consequence. pathetic* - assassin October 9, 2026, 16:32:49
- can not be more disgusted with the current administration* - ECEIllinois October 9, 2026, 15:51:04
- wait 12 hours* - memyselfandillini October 10, 2026, 06:21:21
- Yeah but stocks are up, so morons are happy* - John Coctostan October 9, 2026, 19:28:14
- [JD] Just give us another chance! [/JD]* - Sammich October 9, 2026, 15:59:22
- Just wait for Russ Vought's new scheme* - UofIL6 October 9, 2026, 15:58:42
- You're not hyped for the livestreamed public execution?* - Warrin'_Illini October 9, 2026, 15:56:29
- Give them a few days (or hours). They'll give you even more reason * - opey8 October 9, 2026, 15:53:15
- Can you even Roll Coal if it's not Russian Deisel?
- tvillini October 9, 2026, 15:12:54
- Next up: Trump to supply Patriot missiles to Russia to protect refineries* - Stu October 9, 2026, 14:57:09
- Art of the deal* - gvibes October 9, 2026, 14:52:47
- what the fuck* - John Coctostan October 9, 2026, 14:18:07
- Putin must think he's getting military assistance out of the deal, because he can't afford to sell - complainant October 9, 2026, 14:16:55
- Mike Johnson campaigning for the Dems - Sammich October 9, 2026, 13:58:55
- I can only imagine how gross this is going to be if it involves Russ Vought - UofIL6 October 9, 2026, 11:03:21
- Why is Trump so scared of the ICC? - doubledown October 9, 2026, 10:20:10
- Looks like democrats are trying to create a new plandemic just in time for the midterms - biclops October 8, 2026, 18:48:25
- But seriously, how does Trump saying we are not attacking Iran until after midterms - gvibes October 8, 2026, 16:01:41
- We are doing public executions now. Cool - gvibes October 8, 2026, 15:18:52
- We're in good company - KingTalkyTiki October 9, 2026, 11:42:56
- Hegseth should chop the guy’s head off with a knife on camera - DT October 9, 2026, 10:32:53
- Public executions=cool. Drag shows=bad* - Taz October 9, 2026, 10:25:57
- Fuck Nidal Hasan but this is also pretty fucking gross. Who wants to watch this?* - VIV October 9, 2026, 10:24:32
- The Onion is the oracle - gvibes October 8, 2026, 21:00:02
- I hope we get rid of this in 2030 or 31. * - doubledown October 8, 2026, 17:16:22
- Rejoice, for the Golden Age of America is upon us* - Tortillini October 8, 2026, 17:01:05
- Sign of a well functioning democracy * - ATL October 8, 2026, 15:24:13
- Microsoft being suspended from green card program - DocWalk20 October 8, 2026, 12:23:23
- he'd womanize, he'd drink. he'd make outrageous claims like using the term AI makes you the enemy - assassin October 8, 2026, 12:21:57
- Not sure if legit but doesn’t seem good - MC October 8, 2026, 11:58:13
- What does socialism mean? - Sounder October 8, 2026, 11:03:35
- Can we go ahead and end the Portnoy era - Sounder October 8, 2026, 10:22:52
- Leopards ate my face - Sounder October 8, 2026, 10:06:17
- Skeletor - TarheelIllini October 8, 2026, 09:38:51
- If you own bitcoin? You’re about to be totally fucked. - LeatherneckIllini October 8, 2026, 07:36:20
- lf you die of plague blame the University of Illinois and RFK jr… - LeatherneckIllini October 8, 2026, 07:24:16
- So mma fans Tim Kennedy apparently got ambushed in Africa working for a PMC… - LeatherneckIllini October 8, 2026, 06:35:04
- "please stop texting me about the crimes we're doing" says our Hellenic Ambassador - assassin October 7, 2026, 18:15:57
- Only Republicans can save you from capitalism - ATL October 7, 2026, 17:50:22
- Every time i see Christa Pike I am reminded of this - Stu October 7, 2026, 17:45:18
- LOL at this headline - OB25 October 7, 2026, 14:59:59
- I can do whatever I want, if I want - UofIL6 October 7, 2026, 14:01:35
- Kegbreath needs another testosterone injection. - complainant October 7, 2026, 13:27:14
- Can somebody tell me who the femskeletor/drag queen is in this video? - ATL October 7, 2026, 13:26:41
- My fucking god, this is what happens when you give inordinate power to the shithole states - ATL October 7, 2026, 18:03:45
- "Skeletonized" is a verb used in this video about her, which features - complainant October 7, 2026, 13:57:36
- 1. I thought it wasn't a "war?" 2. I thought we won it over 30 times already?* - VIV October 7, 2026, 13:34:43
- Susan Dell. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 13:33:24
- Heating oil price up 80% over last year in Maine? - complainant October 7, 2026, 12:51:41
- GOP in a fight to keep SC and TX. Hell of a job, Sir * - MC October 7, 2026, 11:01:17
- you can get some great odds on sc.* - Ari Gold October 7, 2026, 16:11:05
- I’ll believe it when I see it. Polls have become increasingly more worthless in the MAGA era.* - voiceofreason October 7, 2026, 11:28:29
- Some of these polls are crazy, and I'm sure they understate MAGA as always, but - UofIL6 October 7, 2026, 11:08:12
- Midterm polling error =\ Presidential year polling error. - Carl Spackler October 7, 2026, 11:50:24
- I assume the poll responders haven’t seen the stock market numbers. They’ll vote red * - MC October 7, 2026, 11:20:47
- Winston MFing Wolf* - VIV October 7, 2026, 11:17:10
- MAGA respondents lie to pollsters, so we'll likely find out they're wrong again. * - doubledown October 7, 2026, 11:14:25
- polling shows Kansas even. Cook just changed it to toss-up* - assassin October 7, 2026, 11:11:06
- Coward claims Mitch McConnell's brain is as strong as ever - ATL October 7, 2026, 10:30:30
- Trump sons' investments have won billions in Pentagon contracts since his election - VIV October 7, 2026, 09:54:47
- 10 year treasury yields over 5.3% and 30 year over 5.7%. * - VIV October 7, 2026, 09:52:34
- going down a rabbit hole of zachary foust - Nobster October 7, 2026, 08:01:50
- billboard seen in Kansas - ATL October 7, 2026, 07:09:30
- DoD seems to really want to cover up how much damage Iran's inflicted on our gulf military bases - ATL October 7, 2026, 07:03:10
- Susan Collins has a debate tonight. - SurfTheBoneyard October 6, 2026, 19:37:31
- saw this tweet about a tree getting cleared. i think there were people in it - Nobster October 6, 2026, 16:10:36
- complainant, you’re not going to believe this - ATL October 6, 2026, 15:16:30
- want another reason to support El Syed? Satan hates him - Nobster October 6, 2026, 15:10:43
- Hey sorry for your loss, do you want to check out the helipad? - ATL October 6, 2026, 14:36:36
- naz and s&p hit another all time high. sorry stu!* - Ari Gold October 6, 2026, 09:16:38
- Mason Miller is tipping pitches and now Trump wants San Diego to eat a nuke. What a time to be alive - LeatherneckIllini October 6, 2026, 07:20:21
- Okay, he really has to be the third on this one - RVA October 6, 2026, 07:17:45
- Fmr German spy chief arrested for treason - ATL October 6, 2026, 05:59:32
- Finally saw some of the War.GOV commercials - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 22:56:16
- Trump Admin to the rescue! Bolivian MAGA troll farm operator spared, prosecutor arrested - complainant October 5, 2026, 22:37:36
- just a completely vile individual - ECEIllinois October 5, 2026, 20:12:15
- ATL, you're never going to believe this. - complainant October 5, 2026, 20:00:36
- If only Rick Scott knew some people who were in a position to stop this - ATL October 5, 2026, 16:57:10
- Will Kristi Noem face criminal charges re: manta-skin table? - complainant October 5, 2026, 16:09:09
- Prominent Illinois Republican/NOT A CHILD MOLESTER backs Fatazz - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 15:34:33
- Sorry Tiki/Spackler: Doug Burgam has ceded New Orleans to the Venezuelans. - ATL October 5, 2026, 13:23:44
- "Banking laws" - AintHatin October 5, 2026, 12:44:30
- Hey that's my rep, he even spoke at my high school - RVA October 5, 2026, 12:27:11
- Looks like we've got the plague again - VIV October 5, 2026, 11:58:23
- Dems preparing to pull a McConnell - ATL October 5, 2026, 11:33:27
- suggest Merrick Garland as a compromise choice* - ECEIllinois October 5, 2026, 17:14:41
- But what if approving all Trump's judges allows you to signal you're above the fray - RVA October 5, 2026, 13:04:17
- they shouldn't confirm a single judge period. * - assassin October 5, 2026, 12:32:48
- 1000p.* - Warrin'_Illini October 5, 2026, 13:07:44
- I'm more concerned. if the Dems take control of the House and Senate, between... - shua October 5, 2026, 12:06:09
- Dems finally decide to play dirty, too? - KingTalkyTiki October 5, 2026, 12:03:18
- Good. * - doubledown October 5, 2026, 11:35:38
- i hope he's down there screaming up at us. * - VIV October 5, 2026, 10:17:37
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